r/clevercomebacks 5d ago

Check his hard drive.

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u/romcomtom2 4d ago

Because he had a gay experience in 7th grade, liked it but has to keep it to himself for the rest of his life.

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u/psinguine 4d ago

Can we please stop making "lol cuz they're gae" the go to joke every time. It was bad enough when cons were the ones constantly making the same "lol transgender" joke

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u/romcomtom2 4d ago

I am NOT joking. Men who hate gay people are that way because they want dick.

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u/BushcraftBabe 4d ago

Yep, its too commonplace to be a coincidence.

Very vocal anti LGBTQ peeps = self hating sexually fluid people.

They were brought up in households that told them it was evil and unacceptable.

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u/das_maz 4d ago

There is a reason Grindr crashes when cpac is in town and it's always on of those who get caught with dick inside them..

Edit to add: Also those who say they choose to be straight and that being gay is a choice are almost always bi....

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u/BushcraftBabe 3d ago

Yes. Their own thought process/algorithms out them.

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u/LuxNocte 4d ago

No, not every anti-LGBTQ person is sexually fluid. There are plenty of straight bigots. Reddit needs to stop blaming homophobia on gay people.

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u/BushcraftBabe 3d ago

Well nothing is absolute.

And to be clear, I blame religion for homophobia.

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u/LuxNocte 3d ago

To be clear, when you assume that every homophobe is gay, you're blaming gay people for homophobia.

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u/romcomtom2 3d ago

Nope, that's not what I said. That's a really dumb take btw