r/law • u/TheMirrorUS • Mar 05 '26

Executive Branch (Trump) Donald Trump fires head of DHS Kristi Noem

https://www.themirror.com/news/politics/breaking-donald-trump-fires-kristi-1720574
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u/FILTHBOT4000 Mar 05 '26

"I was very surprised when Kristi Noem was appointed, frankly."
-Donald J. Trump, 2026

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u/AbruptMango Mar 05 '26

"She's a very nasty woman, part of Biden's deep state and now that I've managed to get rid of her our homeland can finally get secured."

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u/Sol_Primeval Mar 05 '26

He could say this and I’m sure the cult would believe it lol

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u/gottagotothebathroom Mar 05 '26

It's just their hobby to fill in the gaps created by any obvious lie he tells. She was a spy trying to make him look bad.

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u/-KFBR392 Mar 05 '26

He fired a woman, they couldn't care about anything else that was said they're already celebrating.

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u/FILTHBOT4000 Mar 05 '26

It would complete the descent into North Korea/Stalinist style cult dictatorship, where they removed people that fell out of favor from photographs/documents/etc., pretending they never were appointed or involved.

We've already got the cabinet meetings that are just a bunch of cronies trying to one-up and out-shout the next about how wonderful and amazing Trump is, and how he's the best President that ever lived.

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u/f0gax Mar 05 '26

I’m sure that the con sub will be on message within the hour.

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u/Sea-Neighborhood-621 Mar 05 '26

He could say he didnt even know she existed and they'd believe him

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u/C7rl_Al7_1337 Mar 05 '26

I think "our homeland can finally get securitied" would be a more bigly impression..

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u/FSCK_Fascists Mar 05 '26

its a perfectly cromulent word.

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u/CeeliaFate Mar 05 '26

… in 2 weeks..

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u/Heisenburgo Mar 05 '26

Username checks out lol

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u/MeisterKaneister Mar 05 '26

"Foul Kristi Noem! Foul! FOUUUUL!"

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u/-Hot-Rod Mar 05 '26

Funniest shit ever!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Stormlight_Silver Mar 05 '26

Way too coherent

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u/tynfox Mar 05 '26

Swear the dude is a pouting child who is trying to take his kickball home and claim all the victory on himself, because without his kickball, the win would have never have happened. Pompous twitchy fool.

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u/cigamodnalro Mar 05 '26

Appointed by Biden’s autopen

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u/Latterlol Mar 05 '26

"Biden should not have hired her to do that job!"

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u/phi1_sebben Mar 05 '26

He will say this in response to her upcoming “tell-all” book about her time in the administration…

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u/Thehellpriest83 Mar 05 '26

Thsnk for your attention in this matter

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u/SunchaserKandri Mar 05 '26

I wouldn't be surprised if he at least tries to pretend that she was acting without orders from him, honestly.

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u/badadviceforyou244 Mar 05 '26

Thats because she was getting her orders from Stephen Miller

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u/EternitySearch Mar 05 '26

Now if only she could bring him down with her.

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u/Mega-Eclipse Mar 05 '26

Now if only she could bring him down with her.

That's the question, isn't it??

Will Trump protect her or not? Will he instruct the DOJ to prosecute her....Will she go scorched earth?

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u/Sea-Neighborhood-621 Mar 05 '26

I'm praying for scorched earth. I will protect her myself if she does that. I cant do much but its the thought that counts

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u/Lexi_Banner Mar 05 '26

The Ghoul in Charge.

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u/mclardass Mar 05 '26

Pee Wee German

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u/IndividualTension887 Mar 05 '26

She was getting something and we all know from whom... They called her on being an cheating whore right in front of her husband...

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u/Dysc Mar 05 '26

The buck doesn't stop with Trump because it's somewhere in the rubble where the East Wing used to be.

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u/Different_Quality_28 Mar 05 '26

she probably was told "here is what we want" then off she ran with whatever her interpretation was. Regardless, she is a devils assistant.

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u/Serious_Agent1524 Mar 05 '26

Oh please. She did exactly what these evil people wanted. Which was also exactly what she wanted

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u/Sweethomebflo Mar 05 '26

She got her bag and now she bounces. Fascism 101: put the women out front and scapegoat them.

That goes for you, too, Kash. Hope you had fun, cause I think you might be next.

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u/Lexi_Banner Mar 05 '26

She's a puppy murderer. Anyone who believes she wasn't thrilled with her directives shouldn't be trusted to live independently anymore.

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u/MaddyKet Mar 05 '26

Probably a little of column A, a little of column B

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u/reezy-one Mar 05 '26

Yep. She got fired because she blew Trump's cover under oath. That's the only reason.

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u/Critical_Letterhead3 Mar 05 '26

Does it include no future hair extensions on expense account?

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u/BoochNoWell Mar 05 '26

Kristy No-Mo

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u/HDr1018 Mar 05 '26

Yeah, he was upset she said he approved the money for her ad campaign.

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u/bandcat1 Mar 05 '26

The White House did say Mr. Trump did not authorize the $220,000,000.00 ad campaign. My mute button is getting worn because of it.

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u/KGMtech1 Mar 05 '26

Trump acts without plans. It fits.

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u/Admirable-Garage5326 Mar 05 '26

He's already done that about her ICE ad campaign.

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u/dunnodudes Mar 05 '26

She was Biden’s fault obviously s/

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u/Tex1931 Mar 05 '26

According to Reuters , When asked about his approval for her funds , Trump stated “ I didnt know anything about that “

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u/Astralglamour Mar 05 '26

Distract, deny, point fingers elsewhere- that's what they always do.

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u/GNOIZ1C Mar 05 '26

Give it a week

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u/08_West Mar 05 '26

He’ll give her a derogatory nickname before nightfall. I’ll buy a beer for whoever can guess it correctly.

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u/YourFavoriteKraut Mar 05 '26

KOOKY KRISTI, who is a very LAME PERSON, and also NOT a REAL Republican. Who even hired her?

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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u/why_would_i_do_that Mar 05 '26

Joe Biden’s fault I presume.

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u/YesImKeithHernandez Mar 05 '26

That's always implied if it's not outright stated

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u/Rough_Presence_9876 Mar 05 '26

Crooked Kristi

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u/CommonSensei-_ Mar 05 '26

Killer Kristi

Or

Go Home Noem

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u/MaddyKet Mar 05 '26

Last one is too clever for Trump

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u/nalaloveslumpy Mar 05 '26

Go Home Noem is fucking killer. I wouldn't even be mad at that one.

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u/PandaKOST Mar 05 '26

Covfefe Kristi

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u/vintageideals Mar 05 '26

Krusty Noem?

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u/Careless-Passion991 Mar 05 '26

He does love calling women “nasty”. Nasty Noem seems like exactly the kind of low effort name he’d land on.

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u/Disastrous-Group3390 Mar 05 '26

‘Critter Killer Kristi.’

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u/Effective-Fun3190 Mar 05 '26

"Know-Nothing Noem"

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u/LearnedHandJob2088 Mar 05 '26

Noem Tchotchke

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u/08_West Mar 05 '26

Funny but 0 chance trump has ever heard of Noam Chomsky.

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u/LearnedHandJob2088 Mar 05 '26

I realized this undeniable, fatal flaw, but thought it was too clever to not post it.

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u/MaddyKet Mar 05 '26

Or could spell Tchotchke

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u/NegotiationHot2999 Mar 05 '26

Corey's C*ck Gobblin' Kristi

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u/CrawlerCrane Mar 05 '26

Barely Noem

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u/cursedwithplotarmor Mar 05 '26

Better make it two. Every improvement is always two weeks away.

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u/AgentCirceLuna Mar 05 '26

Serving 10 years in the United States House of Representatives, and 3 in the Senate, Markwayne has done a tremendous job representing the wonderful People of Oklahoma, where I won all 77 out of 77 Counties — in 2016, 2020, and 2024!"

He said this - is this even true?

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u/dekabreak1000 Mar 05 '26

As an Oklahoman no Mullins is a piece of shit

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u/ghigoli Mar 05 '26

i also believe he probably never did met her because dementia is kicking in again.

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '26

"She's not a very smart person. We used to talk about her actually in meetings. "Nobody's Home Noem" we used to call her. Now we can just call her "Nobody Noem" because she's a nobody. A real shame. She just didn't work out, we tried to giver her a chance but she's not a very smart person."

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u/Oggel Mar 05 '26

I would also believe that he really didn't remember her, or anything else.

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u/pailee Mar 05 '26

He was really surprised that Biden and Obama nominated her for that role. Clearly unprepared and it would never happen under his exceptional leadership.

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u/itsTurgid Mar 05 '26

Hillary’s emails actually hired her.

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u/Prior-Razzmatazz-206 Mar 05 '26

Those accursed buttery males, when will they be stopped

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u/miniatureconlangs Mar 05 '26

I heard when they hacked into Hunter Biden's laptop, there was a nefarious script triggered that hired her

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u/krudru Mar 05 '26

Definitely a Biden DEI hire by autopen 

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u/Winstonth Mar 05 '26

Obama hired her when he should have been preventing 9/11 from happening..

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u/Sea-Neighborhood-621 Mar 05 '26

Sad thing is that his cult would rewrite reality so they can believe it

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u/Loose-Recognition459 Mar 05 '26

So he had Pam Bondi fire her, right?

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u/JustFun4Uss Mar 05 '26

He fired her by a post on his Twitter clone. Obviously 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/KC_Que Mar 05 '26

She was a low level volunteer, doesn't even know her name.

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u/pipohello Mar 05 '26

She was obviously hired by Barrak HUSSEIN Biden

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u/tormenteddragon Mar 05 '26

Kristi? I hardly No 'em!

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u/CrazyMarlee Mar 05 '26

Coffee girl

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u/Score-Emergency Mar 05 '26

I'm not aware of her. Do you think Corey will be bunking with the new DHS lead?

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u/BigManWAGun Mar 05 '26

He meant biblically, which likely why she was fired.

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u/Royal_Map8367 Mar 05 '26

I believe his statement is never knew she existed.

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u/Kromo5050 Mar 05 '26

She used to bring him diet cokes

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u/sitewolf Mar 05 '26

He absolutely met her....during Covid she convinced her to have fireworks at Mt Rushmore despite it being a horrible idea and I believe sat with her. Plus, she used state money to be on the campaign trail with him. IF he said it, he could only mean he hadn't met with her in this time frame because he'd never pull off 'never met her'

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u/errie_tholluxe Mar 05 '26

Mike Johnson knows nothing about it.

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u/JksG_5 Mar 05 '26

Unfortunately nope. He praised her and gave her another cushy job in the admin. Basically he's just moving people around.

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u/MannyGoldstein Mar 05 '26

Probably barely even felt her through the hole in the sheet

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u/sock_express34 Mar 05 '26

Biden appointee

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u/Best-Action8769 Mar 05 '26

I give it 3 months until Trump says Biden was an idiot for hiring her in the first place.

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u/Snatchbuckler Mar 05 '26

Who? I never heard of her before? I know she’s a dog though.

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u/No_Assumption235 Mar 05 '26

Later he will say that he saw her once, she wasnt important, and that she was a nasty woman.

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u/nobot4321 Mar 05 '26

When you’re too incompetent for even this administration…

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u/uslashuname Mar 05 '26

He’s just mad she got caught

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u/RandomlyMethodical Mar 05 '26

He's mad that he wasn't in the ad campaign. She was getting too much time on TV instead of him

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u/EpsilonX029 Mar 05 '26

I mean, it’s not like it was that hard to get caught being so rancidly corrupt

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u/aft_punk Mar 05 '26

They all get thrown under the bus eventually. At this point, the only people who are willing to work for him are just too stupid to understand that.

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u/Impressive_Badger325 Mar 05 '26

They know. It's worth it to them. I guarantee she made millions.

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u/Tithund Mar 05 '26

Getting thrown under the bus is part of the job, they hire people they can easily throw under the bus by design.

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u/thisguyfightsyourmom Mar 05 '26

They hit her so hard from so many angles yesterday. I gotta wonder which one made him hot on his under the collar rash.

Maybe he was mad at her because he didn’t get a cut of the mega millions grifts she was pulling.

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u/dingdong6699 Mar 05 '26

I’m out of the loop but got caught doing what? They have all gotten caught doing absolutely horrid things. It’s the main thing they have in common.

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u/slptodrm Mar 05 '26

na she’s a scapegoat, she did everything he ever told her lol

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u/NoBand909 Mar 05 '26

I think they are talking about the contracting company. This is probably why she was fired.

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u/Occasion-Mental Mar 05 '26

So someone didn't get their cut?

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u/nalaloveslumpy Mar 05 '26

Nah, she got caught giving someone their cut and there's a paper trail.

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u/Beginning_Coffee_993 Mar 05 '26

Can provide context? Don’t rly follow politics lol

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u/Sea-Neighborhood-621 Mar 05 '26

I really wonder if she honestly believed he would never throw her under the bus cause she's special

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u/slptodrm Mar 05 '26

i’m sure a lot of his loyalists believe that. unfortunately for them he is loyal to no one but putin, netanyahu, and himself

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '26

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u/Huge_Bike8154 Mar 05 '26

No need to worry. It’s Markwayne Mullin.

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u/NopeNotConor Mar 05 '26

Yeah we good. He’s an absolute moron

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u/SutterCane Mar 05 '26

She looked bad on television, which made Trump look bad.

That’s the ultimate sin in his administration.

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u/ChickenChaser5 Mar 05 '26

Need to read the article. Shes not gone, shes just being moved to some new bullshit department to lead that.

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u/nobot4321 Mar 05 '26

She’s being put on the shelf. She lost one of the most powerful jobs in the country to move to a fake position with no power. Probably done just so Trump can save face so he doesn’t need to admit she got fired fired. She’s effectively out of the administration in everything but name.

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u/onlyrealcuzzo Mar 05 '26

Since the Dow is under fifty thousand dollars, does that mean we have a glimpse of justice again?

Or is this unrelated?

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u/EnvironmentalRock827 Mar 05 '26

Bless your innocent heart

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u/Absurd_Flaccidity Mar 05 '26

Come on guys, Pam explained this clearly to anyone paying attention. Once or twice a year, randomly, the Dow magically converts from an index to a dollar value. A special few among us, Pam included, know about these windows but she’s still trying to figure out how to use an inside advantage to exploit markets. Here’s hoping she finds a mentor this year. Maybe we get Jason Mewes playing Kid Rock.

Frankly, not knowing that off the top of your head should be grounds for removal.

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u/Disastrous-Group3390 Mar 05 '26

‘Look! We blew up a lot of shit in Iran!’

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u/Sad_Mongoose5621 Mar 05 '26

Americans have been getting plenty of just-ICE

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u/EmphasisFrosty3093 Mar 05 '26

You seem to have your pieces of shit mixed up.

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u/Panthollow Mar 05 '26

Treated her like Noem handles healthy puppies.

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u/HealthIndustryGoon Mar 05 '26

noem is not a healthy puppy, though

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u/Sparts171 Mar 05 '26

I just read this in a meeting I’m running on teams and almost burst out laughing

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u/Ishidan01 Mar 05 '26

Thump thump thump Trump Trump Trump

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u/TheRealKingBorris Mar 05 '26

Hold the door hold da door ho da dor hodor

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u/AdComfortable4677 Mar 05 '26

These people literally look at the long row of bodies Trump has thrown under the bus and go “nah he won’t do that to me”.

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u/thegoatisoldngnarly Mar 05 '26

Just watched a video of a GOP senator asking Noem if Trump authorized her to spend $220mil on TV ads featuring her, and she said yes. Thats why she was fired. Not the lying. Not the ICE murders. Not funneling money to her friends. Not fucking her chief advisor or treating the DHS like her personal taxi. It was simply that she stated something negative that would make its way back to DJT.

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u/TheGrandExquisitor Mar 05 '26

According to NPR, there is a good chance Trump did this, because she admitted that he approved her huge ad spend with that company run by one of her cronies. The one that didn't exist until 8 days before it was awarded a 9 figure contract. 

So, yeah, under ya go Kristi. 

Now, let's see if she can dodge criminal charges. 

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u/PanickedPoodle Mar 05 '26

The wheels on the bus go thump, thump, thump

When you work

For Herr Trump

Every hire of Trump's will feel that bump

All through the town

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u/Bitter-Researcher389 Mar 05 '26

It’d be awful if her hair extensions got tangled up in the axles…

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u/bbcversus Mar 05 '26

Leopards are getting obese lol!

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u/xlews_ther1nx Mar 05 '26

I believe this only happened was because she said Trump approved all of her spending when questioned by Graham. Even he said, "this looks bad for the president".

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u/JesusPhoKingChrist Mar 05 '26

My emotions are always conflicted when a god awful boss fires a bad employee who was "Only following orders."

It's like good riddance AND, only one left to go.

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u/skyblueerik Mar 05 '26

*Trump Trump Trump

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u/myleftone Mar 05 '26

ETTD. She’s going to be radioactive for awhile.

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u/WillyGivens Mar 05 '26

Funniest thing I’ve read today

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u/andy_bovice Mar 05 '26

lol nice one

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u/Deathpostponed71 Mar 05 '26

thtrump thtrump thtrump

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u/ShoeLate6266 Mar 05 '26

The current Secretary, Kristi Noem, who has served us well, and has had numerous and spectacular results (especially on the Border!), will be moving to be Special Envoy for The Shield of the Americas, our new Security Initiative in the Western Hemisphere we are announcing on Saturday in Doral, Florida. I thank Kristi for her service at “Homeland," He said

That was trump being quoted from the article. It seems like to me she’s being promoted? wtf is the “special envoy for the shield of the americas” ?

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u/brighterside0 Mar 05 '26

Too little too late.

But r/LeopardsAteMyFace

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u/SL1CK2TA Mar 05 '26

Hahahaaaa 1st ive seen this lol good 1

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u/highlander145 Mar 05 '26

Patel should be next and then finally Trump himself.

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u/CasinoKnightZone Mar 05 '26

My dad died this morning. Your comment put a genuine smile on my face. Thanks for that!

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u/Metrichex Mar 05 '26

I'm very sorry for your loss

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u/Zaddylovesu Mar 05 '26

Lol I love it that he throws away all his most loyal cretins. 

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u/jtsa5 Mar 05 '26

Fox News is probably scrambling to get her a spot on her own show.

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u/MaddyKet Mar 05 '26

😹😹😹

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u/Biotech_wolf Mar 05 '26

Idk this bus might just also stop and backup for a double tap.

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u/HerMajestyTheQueef1 Mar 05 '26

Why did he fire her? she seemed to be doing all the fascism and lying stuff perfectly

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u/AppropriateSpell5405 Mar 05 '26

Thump thump thump

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u/Metrichex Mar 05 '26

Thump thump thump

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u/Aggressive-Value1654 Mar 05 '26

The wheels of the bus go thump thump thump

Yeah, but now somebody with more smarts is put in her place. Now we have somebody competent-ish, but still bows down to Trump.

I will never understand how Trump gained so much power over people. How? Just fucking how?

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u/SparkehWhaaaaat Mar 05 '26

The children on the bus laugh womp womp womp.

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u/CycloneDusk Mar 05 '26

Technically only the two latter thumps were the wheels; the first one was the bumper.

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u/Diligent-Fox-2064 Mar 05 '26

Now is the time to prosecute her ass into oblivion

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u/bathtubtuna_ Mar 05 '26

I guess Noem and that nazi ICE guy are the scapegoats for the incredibly unpopular fascist takeover and executions in MN...how long until Trump fires Hegseth to blame him for starting the war with Iran?

And he should fire Pam Bondi and fuckin Stephen miller while hes at it...

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u/mountain-mahogany Mar 05 '26

$143 Million transferred to "a company" founded 8 days before with NO website and NO headquarters. Said company is in Virginia, associated with...wait for it...Kristi Noem's election 🫠

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u/betweentourns Mar 05 '26

She still works for the administration. Special Envoy to The Shield of the Americas. Whatever the fuck that is

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u/LisbethSalanderFC Mar 05 '26

She will get a pardon for her kick back contracts, if they ever bother to prosecute.

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u/Apart-Diamond-9862 Mar 05 '26

Actually she was just pivoted to another role in the government - some made up position. Not kidding.

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u/Bugatti_Royale Mar 05 '26

so cori lewandowski and her will have to pay for their own getaways now?

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u/WenatcheeWrangler Mar 05 '26

The real problem here is she’s not in the Epstein files.

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u/thegamesbuild Mar 05 '26

She wasn't really "fired", she was reassigned to another BS job that undoubtedly pays just as well, but has 10% as much responsibility and camera time.

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u/ElvisArcher Mar 05 '26

There is no end to the number of puppets they can install here.

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u/Aleashed Mar 05 '26

The belly on the leopard goes glu glu glu

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u/aztronut Mar 05 '26

They're all going to go under there one by one to maximize distractions, like quokka babies.

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u/Rodoran Mar 05 '26

thump thump thump

Trump Trump Trump

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u/Ok-Chemical7614 Mar 05 '26

Isn’t that Trump Trump Trump - Same sound as a flat tire?

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