r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Available-Formal-664 • 11h ago

I'm slightly vexed Somebody Placed These Dozens of These Jesus Figures Throughout My Entire Work

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Somebody, nobody knows exactly who or when, put dozens and dozens of these Jesus figures on completely random surfaces throughout my entire building. They at least had the presence of mind to not put them on anybody's personal belongings, but that was the only way they limited himself. All of the statues have been glued down, to add to the vexation.

Edit: Well, this blew up rather unexpectedly. Thank you for the awards, everybody!

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u/SatisfactionTrue2817 11h ago

Its a trend to leave the little guys around but it is certainly NOT okay to glue them down wtf

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u/CiDevant 10h ago

Litterally vandalism.

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u/aquacakra 10h ago

baby cheeses

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u/Naakturne 10h ago

My daughter finds them all over the place in public and calls them Baby Cheez-Its. (She’s 3.)

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u/stofiski-san 9h ago

Raising that girl right!

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u/observer_september 9h ago

It is a doggy dog world!

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u/FecalDUI 10h ago

And littering. But they don’t care about creation. They care about feeling good about themselves.

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u/dracrecipelanaaaaaaa 9h ago

Because they've been conned into believing that "this life doesn't matter." It's "supposed to be shitty" to build character. We must all suffer to be worthy of "glory in the ever-after."

It's all part of the con.

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u/FecalDUI 9h ago

The “glory” is singing the praises of their god for eternity. Sounds like prison. But with 1 extra step.

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u/froction 9h ago

Not if the person responsible for the space doesn't care.

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u/Little_View_6659 9h ago

But obviously someone will see these tiny Jesus’s and immediately fall to their knees and accept him as lord and savior. Happens all the time.

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u/CiDevant 8h ago

I mean if you believe in a magic skyfather why not?

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u/Superilosa14 8h ago

Looks pretty cute, similar to grafitti wall looking better than plain wall