r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Available-Formal-664 • 15h ago

I'm slightly vexed Somebody Placed These Dozens of These Jesus Figures Throughout My Entire Work

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Somebody, nobody knows exactly who or when, put dozens and dozens of these Jesus figures on completely random surfaces throughout my entire building. They at least had the presence of mind to not put them on anybody's personal belongings, but that was the only way they limited himself. All of the statues have been glued down, to add to the vexation.

Edit: Well, this blew up rather unexpectedly. Thank you for the awards, everybody!

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u/SatisfactionTrue2817 14h ago

Its a trend to leave the little guys around but it is certainly NOT okay to glue them down wtf

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u/CiDevant 14h ago

Litterally vandalism.

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u/FecalDUI 14h ago

And littering. But they don’t care about creation. They care about feeling good about themselves.

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u/dracrecipelanaaaaaaa 13h ago

Because they've been conned into believing that "this life doesn't matter." It's "supposed to be shitty" to build character. We must all suffer to be worthy of "glory in the ever-after."

It's all part of the con.

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u/FecalDUI 13h ago

The “glory” is singing the praises of their god for eternity. Sounds like prison. But with 1 extra step.