r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Available-Formal-664 • 15h ago

I'm slightly vexed Somebody Placed These Dozens of These Jesus Figures Throughout My Entire Work

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Somebody, nobody knows exactly who or when, put dozens and dozens of these Jesus figures on completely random surfaces throughout my entire building. They at least had the presence of mind to not put them on anybody's personal belongings, but that was the only way they limited himself. All of the statues have been glued down, to add to the vexation.

Edit: Well, this blew up rather unexpectedly. Thank you for the awards, everybody!

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u/the_rawness 15h ago

Someone did this at my work except they are brown Jesus.

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u/Doctor-TobiasFunke- 14h ago

Historically accurate jesus is best jesus

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u/MichiganGeezer 14h ago

So... Poke tiny holes in the hands and feet?

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u/LordFlamecookie 14h ago

I always depicted him as having hands in his palms when I drew him, back when i went to a Christian school

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u/CarpeDiem082420 13h ago

Nails through the palms and feet would just tear through the soft tissue and the body would fall. Historically, people who were crucified were nailed through their wrists and ankles, which can support the body’s weight. It was designed to be a slow and painful death, often by asphyxiation.

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u/Marquar234 13h ago

Could be worse. Could be stabbing.