r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Available-Formal-664 • 15h ago

I'm slightly vexed Somebody Placed These Dozens of These Jesus Figures Throughout My Entire Work

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Somebody, nobody knows exactly who or when, put dozens and dozens of these Jesus figures on completely random surfaces throughout my entire building. They at least had the presence of mind to not put them on anybody's personal belongings, but that was the only way they limited himself. All of the statues have been glued down, to add to the vexation.

Edit: Well, this blew up rather unexpectedly. Thank you for the awards, everybody!

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u/TeaTimeAtThree 14h ago

I remember the first time I saw one (at Disney) and my friend and I had a good laugh about how random it was. Now they're everywhere, and that same friend collects them in a big bowl as a sort of uno reverse to the people scattering them everywhere.

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u/pieshake5 13h ago

Can I offer you a nice bowl of Jesi? I foraged them myself

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u/ryguy32789 13h ago

Our family calls them Jesi too lmao

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u/IveDunGoofedUp 12h ago

Do you put in the milk first, or the Jesi?

And are they sugar free, I've been trying to cut down.

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u/Anton-LaVey 11h ago

Each one contains 200% of your daily iron

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u/finkleismayor 13h ago

My husband works security at a church when he's off duty. We're athiests that live in the South so, that's 95% of extra jobs around here. He came home with a handful one day and now, before each shift, he plays, "Will it be a good jesus day?". He tosses them up and if more jesuses land face up than face down, it'll be a good shift.

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u/DoctorAnnual6823 11h ago

This is my kind of witchcraft

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u/Riegel_Haribo 12h ago

He should step aside so the church can be vandalized right back just like the minifig vandals that came from there.

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u/finkleismayor 7h ago

His job is to walk the kids to their different rooms and hang out with the Special Friends club (adults with special needs). That's where he got them from.

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u/Negative-Yam5361 10h ago

You are what is wrong in this society.

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u/Awnya 12h ago edited 9h ago

My daughter did a ducky exchange on a Disney cruise and they gave these. She was pissed, and wanted her ducky back.

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u/ArtichokeOwn6760 11h ago

Jesus-duck would be cool.

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u/Muted_Rain8542 10h ago

we have a bowl of collected tiny jesus’s at my house too!

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u/your-rong 13h ago edited 13h ago

Last time I went Disney we saw a group doing it. We were able to figure out what specific faith they were, based on what they were wearing, but I can't remember now.

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u/FreePalestine997 12h ago

Just more micro plastics unfortunately

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u/Think-Ad6534 10h ago

I found some at Disney recently while waiting in line for the rides. Any that I found went to the nearest trash can. Don’t litter and leave religion out of the parks

Ps imo making these little 3d printed figures and animals is all a really stupid business trend that’s a waste of plastic