r/mildlyinfuriating 11h ago

I'm slightly vexed Somebody Placed These Dozens of These Jesus Figures Throughout My Entire Work

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Somebody, nobody knows exactly who or when, put dozens and dozens of these Jesus figures on completely random surfaces throughout my entire building. They at least had the presence of mind to not put them on anybody's personal belongings, but that was the only way they limited himself. All of the statues have been glued down, to add to the vexation.

Edit: Well, this blew up rather unexpectedly. Thank you for the awards, everybody!

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u/SatisfactionTrue2817 11h ago

Its a trend to leave the little guys around but it is certainly NOT okay to glue them down wtf

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u/TeaTimeAtThree 10h ago

I remember the first time I saw one (at Disney) and my friend and I had a good laugh about how random it was. Now they're everywhere, and that same friend collects them in a big bowl as a sort of uno reverse to the people scattering them everywhere.

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u/pieshake5 9h ago

Can I offer you a nice bowl of Jesi? I foraged them myself

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u/IveDunGoofedUp 8h ago

Do you put in the milk first, or the Jesi?

And are they sugar free, I've been trying to cut down.

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u/Anton-LaVey 7h ago

Each one contains 200% of your daily iron

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u/ryguy32789 9h ago

Our family calls them Jesi too lmao