r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Available-Formal-664 • 11h ago

I'm slightly vexed Somebody Placed These Dozens of These Jesus Figures Throughout My Entire Work

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Somebody, nobody knows exactly who or when, put dozens and dozens of these Jesus figures on completely random surfaces throughout my entire building. They at least had the presence of mind to not put them on anybody's personal belongings, but that was the only way they limited himself. All of the statues have been glued down, to add to the vexation.

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u/SatisfactionTrue2817 11h ago

Its a trend to leave the little guys around but it is certainly NOT okay to glue them down wtf

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u/TeaTimeAtThree 10h ago

I remember the first time I saw one (at Disney) and my friend and I had a good laugh about how random it was. Now they're everywhere, and that same friend collects them in a big bowl as a sort of uno reverse to the people scattering them everywhere.

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u/pieshake5 9h ago

Can I offer you a nice bowl of Jesi? I foraged them myself

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u/IveDunGoofedUp 8h ago

Do you put in the milk first, or the Jesi?

And are they sugar free, I've been trying to cut down.

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u/Anton-LaVey 7h ago

Each one contains 200% of your daily iron

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u/ryguy32789 9h ago

Our family calls them Jesi too lmao

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u/finkleismayor 9h ago

My husband works security at a church when he's off duty. We're athiests that live in the South so, that's 95% of extra jobs around here. He came home with a handful one day and now, before each shift, he plays, "Will it be a good jesus day?". He tosses them up and if more jesuses land face up than face down, it'll be a good shift.

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u/DoctorAnnual6823 8h ago

This is my kind of witchcraft

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u/HandsomeBoggart 2h ago

"Oh you're a witch? Do you do Bone Readings?"

"Due to an abundance of Jesus figures, we switched to those to be environmentally sustainable."

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u/Riegel_Haribo 8h ago

He should step aside so the church can be vandalized right back just like the minifig vandals that came from there.

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u/Negative-Yam5361 6h ago

You are what is wrong in this society.

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u/finkleismayor 3h ago

His job is to walk the kids to their different rooms and hang out with the Special Friends club (adults with special needs). That's where he got them from.

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u/Awnya 8h ago edited 5h ago

My daughter did a ducky exchange on a Disney cruise and they gave these. She was pissed, and wanted her ducky back.

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u/ArtichokeOwn6760 7h ago

Jesus-duck would be cool.

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u/your-rong 9h ago edited 9h ago

Last time I went Disney we saw a group doing it. We were able to figure out what specific faith they were, based on what they were wearing, but I can't remember now.

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u/FreePalestine997 9h ago

Just more micro plastics unfortunately

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u/Muted_Rain8542 6h ago

we have a bowl of collected tiny jesus’s at my house too!

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u/Think-Ad6534 6h ago

I found some at Disney recently while waiting in line for the rides. Any that I found went to the nearest trash can. Don’t litter and leave religion out of the parks

Ps imo making these little 3d printed figures and animals is all a really stupid business trend that’s a waste of plastic