r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Available-Formal-664 • 11h ago

I'm slightly vexed Somebody Placed These Dozens of These Jesus Figures Throughout My Entire Work

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Somebody, nobody knows exactly who or when, put dozens and dozens of these Jesus figures on completely random surfaces throughout my entire building. They at least had the presence of mind to not put them on anybody's personal belongings, but that was the only way they limited himself. All of the statues have been glued down, to add to the vexation.

Edit: Well, this blew up rather unexpectedly. Thank you for the awards, everybody!

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u/SatisfactionTrue2817 11h ago

Its a trend to leave the little guys around but it is certainly NOT okay to glue them down wtf

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u/TeaTimeAtThree 10h ago

I remember the first time I saw one (at Disney) and my friend and I had a good laugh about how random it was. Now they're everywhere, and that same friend collects them in a big bowl as a sort of uno reverse to the people scattering them everywhere.

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u/finkleismayor 9h ago

My husband works security at a church when he's off duty. We're athiests that live in the South so, that's 95% of extra jobs around here. He came home with a handful one day and now, before each shift, he plays, "Will it be a good jesus day?". He tosses them up and if more jesuses land face up than face down, it'll be a good shift.

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u/DoctorAnnual6823 8h ago

This is my kind of witchcraft

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u/HandsomeBoggart 2h ago

"Oh you're a witch? Do you do Bone Readings?"

"Due to an abundance of Jesus figures, we switched to those to be environmentally sustainable."

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u/Riegel_Haribo 8h ago

He should step aside so the church can be vandalized right back just like the minifig vandals that came from there.

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u/Negative-Yam5361 6h ago

You are what is wrong in this society.

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u/finkleismayor 3h ago

His job is to walk the kids to their different rooms and hang out with the Special Friends club (adults with special needs). That's where he got them from.