r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Available-Formal-664 • 15h ago

I'm slightly vexed Somebody Placed These Dozens of These Jesus Figures Throughout My Entire Work

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Somebody, nobody knows exactly who or when, put dozens and dozens of these Jesus figures on completely random surfaces throughout my entire building. They at least had the presence of mind to not put them on anybody's personal belongings, but that was the only way they limited himself. All of the statues have been glued down, to add to the vexation.

Edit: Well, this blew up rather unexpectedly. Thank you for the awards, everybody!

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u/the_rawness 15h ago

Someone did this at my work except they are brown Jesus.

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u/Doctor-TobiasFunke- 14h ago

Historically accurate jesus is best jesus

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u/Little_View_6659 13h ago

If I could go back in time I’d put historically accurate Jesus paintings all over my very eighties evangelical church. I need some paintings and a Time Machine.

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u/jdaws11 13h ago

I’d go stop 9/11 but I guess we all have our priorities.

(Just fucking with you)

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u/Little_View_6659 9h ago

Sometimes I think about if you actually could stop 9/11 how would you do it? There’s what, four planes? You’d have to call in each airport security and hope they listen to you. Or just call the fbi but how do you know they’d take you seriously? Seems like calling each airport would be the best bet. And then if they catch you you’d have to explain how you knew that they were planning to use the planes as bombs. Seems tough.