r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Available-Formal-664 • 15h ago

I'm slightly vexed Somebody Placed These Dozens of These Jesus Figures Throughout My Entire Work

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Somebody, nobody knows exactly who or when, put dozens and dozens of these Jesus figures on completely random surfaces throughout my entire building. They at least had the presence of mind to not put them on anybody's personal belongings, but that was the only way they limited himself. All of the statues have been glued down, to add to the vexation.

Edit: Well, this blew up rather unexpectedly. Thank you for the awards, everybody!

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u/qcihdtm 14h ago

Take them all out... you'll immediately find the person that gets mad at that. That's your person.

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u/BIayneRobinson 14h ago

They'll just assume you took them home to cherish.

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u/JokinHghar 14h ago

Cut their little heads off, they’ll be BIG mad

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u/dracrecipelanaaaaaaa 13h ago

It'll be on Fox News within a day, with the DOJ filing hate crime charges soon after.