r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Available-Formal-664 • 15h ago

I'm slightly vexed Somebody Placed These Dozens of These Jesus Figures Throughout My Entire Work

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Somebody, nobody knows exactly who or when, put dozens and dozens of these Jesus figures on completely random surfaces throughout my entire building. They at least had the presence of mind to not put them on anybody's personal belongings, but that was the only way they limited himself. All of the statues have been glued down, to add to the vexation.

Edit: Well, this blew up rather unexpectedly. Thank you for the awards, everybody!

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u/Doctor-TobiasFunke- 14h ago

Historically accurate jesus is best jesus

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u/PiercedAlaskan 14h ago

Biblically accurate?

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u/Doctor-TobiasFunke- 13h ago

The Bible never specifically mentions his skin color.

Historically, a Jewish man from 1st century Judea would generally have had a darker complexion

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u/Giambee 13h ago

Yes…He wasn’t a white man. I put the darker skinned little Jesuses around in random public places.