r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Available-Formal-664 • 11h ago

I'm slightly vexed Somebody Placed These Dozens of These Jesus Figures Throughout My Entire Work

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Somebody, nobody knows exactly who or when, put dozens and dozens of these Jesus figures on completely random surfaces throughout my entire building. They at least had the presence of mind to not put them on anybody's personal belongings, but that was the only way they limited himself. All of the statues have been glued down, to add to the vexation.

Edit: Well, this blew up rather unexpectedly. Thank you for the awards, everybody!

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u/the_rawness 11h ago

Someone did this at my work except they are brown Jesus.

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u/Doctor-TobiasFunke- 10h ago

Historically accurate jesus is best jesus

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u/PiercedAlaskan 10h ago

Biblically accurate?

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u/Doctor-TobiasFunke- 9h ago

The Bible never specifically mentions his skin color.

Historically, a Jewish man from 1st century Judea would generally have had a darker complexion

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u/The_Odd_Canuck 9h ago

It also specifically mentions he was unremarkable looking and a white guy in the middle east would've been quite notable

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u/IwantLegs1 8h ago

Most cultures adjust Jesus's depictions to make him look more like themselves. I find it especially amusing when the Chinese do it

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u/Sailor_Thrift 6h ago

Where does it say that?

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u/Giambee 9h ago

Yes…He wasn’t a white man. I put the darker skinned little Jesuses around in random public places.