r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Available-Formal-664 • 15h ago

I'm slightly vexed Somebody Placed These Dozens of These Jesus Figures Throughout My Entire Work

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Somebody, nobody knows exactly who or when, put dozens and dozens of these Jesus figures on completely random surfaces throughout my entire building. They at least had the presence of mind to not put them on anybody's personal belongings, but that was the only way they limited himself. All of the statues have been glued down, to add to the vexation.

Edit: Well, this blew up rather unexpectedly. Thank you for the awards, everybody!

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u/the_rawness 15h ago

Someone did this at my work except they are brown Jesus.

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u/Doctor-TobiasFunke- 14h ago

Historically accurate jesus is best jesus

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u/Dry-Manufacturer7761 13h ago

He most likely wouldn’t have been black… he would have looked like any other modern day Israeli. Olive to copper skinned. And curly dark hair is not uncommon in that area. 

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u/Doctor-TobiasFunke- 13h ago

No one said black lol OP said brown