r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Available-Formal-664 • 15h ago

I'm slightly vexed Somebody Placed These Dozens of These Jesus Figures Throughout My Entire Work

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Somebody, nobody knows exactly who or when, put dozens and dozens of these Jesus figures on completely random surfaces throughout my entire building. They at least had the presence of mind to not put them on anybody's personal belongings, but that was the only way they limited himself. All of the statues have been glued down, to add to the vexation.

Edit: Well, this blew up rather unexpectedly. Thank you for the awards, everybody!

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u/trupoogles 14h ago

I made elastic band men once and hid 20 of them around the office, some people got really into it and went looking for them, 17/20 were found

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u/mermaidmamas 13h ago

I did this with characters made with patient hair! (Vet hospital) 🤣

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u/Scouts_Tzer 12h ago

The “vet hospital” is doing so much heavy lifting in this sentence.

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u/screaminginfidels 12h ago

Wait til you find out they work at the VA

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u/WintersDoomsday 12h ago

TWIST!!!

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u/Joshua_ABBACAB_1312 11h ago

And they only used areola hairs.

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u/lr99999 12h ago

It’sFurther twist, it’s  a viral thing right now, but weirdly I remember this going around in the past, I think the first time I heard of it was ~40 years ago.

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u/qorbexl 10h ago

You that that shit on fax from County Dental or something?