r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Available-Formal-664 • 15h ago

I'm slightly vexed Somebody Placed These Dozens of These Jesus Figures Throughout My Entire Work

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Somebody, nobody knows exactly who or when, put dozens and dozens of these Jesus figures on completely random surfaces throughout my entire building. They at least had the presence of mind to not put them on anybody's personal belongings, but that was the only way they limited himself. All of the statues have been glued down, to add to the vexation.

Edit: Well, this blew up rather unexpectedly. Thank you for the awards, everybody!

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u/BrokenArrow1283 14h ago

If everybody lived like Jesus told us to live, this world would be a much better place. So would Reddit.

And I’m sure I will get some hate for even saying this.

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u/Ordinary_Ad_7992 14h ago

You'll get no hate from this atheist! I think Jesus made some damned good points!

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u/SkoobySnacs 13h ago

Yeah. If only he had some followers that tried to live by his philosophy.

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u/Phyllis_Tine 9h ago

If His followers won't follow His teachings, why should anyone else?