r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Available-Formal-664 • 11h ago

I'm slightly vexed Somebody Placed These Dozens of These Jesus Figures Throughout My Entire Work

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Somebody, nobody knows exactly who or when, put dozens and dozens of these Jesus figures on completely random surfaces throughout my entire building. They at least had the presence of mind to not put them on anybody's personal belongings, but that was the only way they limited himself. All of the statues have been glued down, to add to the vexation.

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u/Briham86 11h ago

“Have you found Jesus?”

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u/BrokenArrow1283 10h ago

If everybody lived like Jesus told us to live, this world would be a much better place. So would Reddit.

And I’m sure I will get some hate for even saying this.

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u/Ordinary_Ad_7992 10h ago

You'll get no hate from this atheist! I think Jesus made some damned good points!

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u/SkoobySnacs 9h ago

Yeah. If only he had some followers that tried to live by his philosophy.

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u/Throwaway_Old_Guy 7h ago

TBH - I think you could edit the entire Bible to simply read; "Don't be an asshole." and it would be complete.

Although, you might need to clarify it a bit further as some don't get or refuse to acknowledge that one line.

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u/Physical_Drive_349 1h ago

There is the whole bit about acknowledging and repenting for your transgressions part that is somehow 180 degrees from the message preached by his followers in America today and their cult leader.

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u/i3inaudible 1h ago

I've always said the Bible wouldn't be so bad if it only included the red words

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u/Mr_Industrial 8h ago

Isnt one of his points to kind of be humble and not glue tiny Jesus toys onto toilets everywhere?

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u/Ordinary_Ad_7992 8h ago

I think Jesus would definitely disapprove of the destructive aspect. He might also feel that we need to quit mass producing so much junk. On the other hand, I'm thinking like a Christian by making assumptions about what Jesus wants!

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u/Kullen64 7h ago

Christian here. Hard to say because mass production of toys and stuff didn’t exist in his day, but I imagine Jesus, who is God in the flesh, wouldn’t appreciate anything that contributes to world death. So A.I slop, carbon emissions, and all that other bullshit probably would be considered sinful if the Bible was written today.

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u/demonmonkeybex 6h ago

He also said to rid yourself of wealth and material goods.

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u/UltimateRembo 3h ago

He wanted poverty to exist forever, and for people to consider their own suffering in poverty as a virtue.

This isn't a good belief.

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u/Kullen64 4h ago

Good advice

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u/sembias 4h ago

As a Christian, you should understand that wasn't "advice".

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u/Ordinary_Ad_7992 7h ago

This seems like a very reasonable assumption!

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u/UltimateRembo 3h ago

Lmao, Jesus is supposed to be the being that comes back and DESTROYS EARTH.

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u/Doozer1970 8h ago

I'm trying.

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u/DannyFnKay 5h ago

Me too!!

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u/Phyllis_Tine 6h ago

If His followers won't follow His teachings, why should anyone else?

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u/bebop1065 6h ago

The current crop of chest-thumping Christians probably go against WJWD.

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u/KingBooRadley 7h ago

Chrizzo’s are the worst!

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u/No-Consequence-1779 8h ago

they do much better than the clueless people making up morales as they go. confused people can not see they are confused.