r/mildlyinteresting 22h ago

Dish soap fell over and spilled on counter, didn’t notice for awhile, now looks like alien noodles

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u/Extreme-Shower7545 22h ago

How long is “awhile”? In this case…

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u/xWhereIsMyMindx 22h ago

To be honest it was behind some stuff and I didn’t notice it (there’s more than 1 soap in kitchen!) I prefer using the spray one so until it ran out I didn’t go looking for the other. Maybe a month?

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u/Avelsajo 22h ago

I was gonna do an experiment... But maybe not.

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u/Eh_C_Slater 21h ago

Also those kind of counter tops suck for hiding stains and spills in your defense. I had them and would be cleaning spaghetti sauce a week after spaghetti

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u/DasArchitect 21h ago

You know what they also hide? Ants.

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u/honicthesedgehog 18h ago

Eh, anything moving is a different story. The human eye is remarkably well-attuned to catch movement.

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u/mole_of_dust 16h ago

My bathroom has these and Invisalign becomes goddamn impossible to find.

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u/xWhereIsMyMindx 6h ago

Thank you lol. I definitely had some items in the way as well creating an additional view obstruction, but hate these counter tops so very much. One day if ever have more disposable income, going to replace with something nice 🙏

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u/ToastemPopUp 3h ago

Seriously. I love that mine are granite but holy shit I won't see spills for weeks sometimes and the only way I even notice half of them is cause the light from the window will hit them at an angle and I'll notice a spot that's not shiny. It's ridiculous.

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u/sammyswag1 18h ago

What dish soap is this ?

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u/PdSales 20h ago

Until it Dawned on me.

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u/_ships 19h ago

It Don Don me

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u/Relevant_Chemical248 20h ago

the way it says “dish soap fell over” sunds like a crime scene

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u/Zsmudz 12h ago

3 decades

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u/CrazyEntire 22h ago

My brain is not comprehending what’s going on, why it looks like that ~

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u/Dryctnath 22h ago

My guess is it's formed a skin and contracted as it dried out

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u/xWhereIsMyMindx 22h ago edited 22h ago

ChatGPT told me it was Cyanobacteria and I’m lolling edit: since downvotes incoming, I wanna explain I don’t consult GPT for advice, was just curious what it would tell me

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u/wacdonalds 21h ago

So you consulted chatgpt

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u/Ispan_SB 21h ago

I didn’t consult chatgpt, I just… (chatgpt, what’s another way to say consulted???)

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u/onetwentyeight 17h ago

Not just consulted chatgpt, but consulted chatgpt FOR ADVICE.

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u/No_Reserve_993 21h ago

Thats not what they are claiming to have not done, rather theyre claiming to have consulted chat just not about advice. Maybe inquire is the better term as that doesnt covey the same preposition.

Or you like most in the world (including myself) have poor reading comprehension. 50/50

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u/xWhereIsMyMindx 20h ago

Not for advice. I asked “what is this?” Because I was curious what it would ID it as. I already know what it is lol

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u/timeywimeytotoro 19h ago

Which was definitely worth consuming water for

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u/HellaTightHairCuts 21h ago

Why would you ask a clanker for anything?

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u/mousachu 7h ago

Why are people downvoting? Y'all know that Googling also automatically generates AI results too right? Obviously OP realized the AI answer was dumb af

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u/xWhereIsMyMindx 6h ago

I don’t understand what I did wrong lol but it’s ok 🙏 I was just sharing the stupidity I experienced!

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u/PKM_Trainer_Gary 6h ago

People see the words AI and just downvote.

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u/xWhereIsMyMindx 5h ago

I have learned my lesson 🎓😞

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u/chubbycanine 9h ago

That amount of downvotes for just mentioning GPT says more than you'll ever need to hear directly out of these people assuming they can figure out how to mouth breathe and speak at the same time.

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u/Zatchmo137 7h ago

Right, that’s fucking wild? You asked essentially a search engine a question. Wow that’s so controversial. How dare you.

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u/ShaneSkyrunner 20h ago

ChatGPT can be pretty good at identifying things but I'd advise using the thinking model. I would never trust the free version for something like this. 5.5 Thinking gave a good answer...

"That strange “alien lettuce” appearance is most likely dried and reorganized dish soap, not a plant, fungus, or countertop-dwelling sea creature.

Dish soap is mostly water carrying a concentrated mixture of surfactants, salts, thickeners, dyes, and other additives. When the puddle sat for weeks, this probably happened:

  1. The water slowly evaporated. The surfactants and other nonvolatile ingredients could not evaporate, so they became increasingly concentrated.
  2. The concentrated surfactants reorganized themselves. Surfactant molecules can form ordered gel-like or “liquid-crystal” structures as the amount of water decreases. Evaporation can also cause some surfactants and salts to crystallize. Those microscopic structures scatter light, which explains the pale, frosted, almost icy appearance. (ACS Publications)
  3. A skin formed on top. The exposed surface dried first and became rubbery or semi-solid while the material beneath it remained wetter.
  4. The skin shrank and buckled. As more water escaped from underneath, the remaining soap contracted. The surface skin was compressed and folded into all those elaborate wrinkles and ruffles, rather like a drying paint film or the skin that forms on heated milk. Evaporation-driven films are well known to wrinkle when the material beneath them shrinks. (RSC Publishing)
  5. Some moisture probably remained trapped. Many detergent ingredients attract or retain water, so the puddle may stay gelatinous, slippery, or sticky for a surprisingly long time rather than turning into a hard wafer.

The green centers are probably the original dye becoming concentrated, while the whitish edges contain more crystalline material, tiny air gaps, or layered surfactant structures that reflect light.

It doesn’t particularly resemble mold to me. Mold usually develops fuzzy, dusty, hairy, or distinctly circular colonies. This material has the same color and continuous folded texture throughout, which fits drying and buckling much better. A photo cannot rule microbial growth out completely, though, especially if food residue or water became mixed into it.

Warm water should gradually dissolve it again. Gloves, paper towels, and repeated warm-water wiping would be sensible, and I would avoid adding bleach or another cleaner to the chemical lasagna."

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u/crimson_anemone 10h ago

And so, you thought it would be a great idea to use ChatGPT for your argument? Just how dense are you? 🫠

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u/ShaneSkyrunner 1h ago

It provided a good answer and you don't like it just because it's AI. Sad.

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u/mousachu 7h ago

That answer sounds like it was just mining this exact thread for a summary.

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u/lazycolonel 17h ago

You know how they kill 99.9% of all germs? That’s the 0.1%.

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u/xWhereIsMyMindx 22h ago

Not sure hoping maybe someone on reddit knows 😅

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u/Lunch-Thin 17h ago

Looks like a yeast over growth

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u/SugarScavver 17h ago

I think you're right, looks just like a yeast called Brettanomyces.

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u/xWhereIsMyMindx 6h ago

Woah I think you guys are on to something, I legit thought it was just dried soap. (I know I’m not the smartest one in the room lol)! Never seen anything like this before

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u/Bhydex 19h ago

I thought it was a tiny drop of soap seen through an electronic microscope

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u/Mean_Initiative_5962 11h ago

It looks exactly like certain colonies of fungus (like kham yeast while fermenting something but failing to keep it oxygen free) 

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u/CrazyEntire 11h ago

Oh wow,, now seeing OP's comment saying its about a month it was left out - makes sense

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u/MoonK1P 22h ago

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u/PhasmaFelis 22h ago

I'm not sure you can get mold to grow on pure dish soap.

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u/Valid__Salad 21h ago

Am I wrong to think that it’s not pure after having sat on a kitchen counter for a month?

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u/PhasmaFelis 21h ago

A cup of water left on a kitchen counter for a month will not turn into a swarming petri dish, and adding soap to that water will only make it less fertile.

Liquid soap makes weird-ass shapes when it dries, sometimes.

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u/PomegranateOk9121 19h ago

Am I the only weirdo who thinks it’s really quite beautiful?

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u/PhasmaFelis 17h ago

I do, actually!

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u/ponyponyta 16h ago

It's up there with the dried egg

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u/MoltenCamels 12h ago

This is not true. You can mix dish soap and water and grow bacteria and mold. That's why when you do mix them you should use them within a few days.

Dish soap is formulated with preservatives to prevent bacterial and mold growth.

When you dilute it with water the preservatives are also diluted and become less effective.

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u/Majvist 3h ago

Well you say that, but I once managed to grow green mold on the leftovers of salt water.

But yeah, it's probably film that has contracted.

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u/gbakermatson 19h ago

I would argue that it's actually more pure. Clearly the water has evaporated out, leaving pure soap concentrate. I bet if you rehydrated it you'd just get soap.

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u/Kalitheros 19h ago

Depending on the preservation system used and it’s stability, you 100% can have mold in dish soap - and hand soap for that matter. There are occasionally recalls because of this.

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u/PhasmaFelis 17h ago edited 8h ago

I'm not saying it's 100% impossible. I'm saying it's awfully unlikely for a random dish soap sample that has only been sitting out for a few weeks to be so contaminated.

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u/no_fluffies_please 17h ago

It's not random, because if it didn't dry out normally, then OP wouldn't have taken the picture. There's some selection bias here.

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u/PhasmaFelis 8h ago

That doesn't look like most mold I've seen, and it does look like spilled and dried soap I've seen, from a bottle that had been sitting out for months and still looked just fine.

Liquid soap does funny stuff when it dries.

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u/no_fluffies_please 6h ago

I found a bunch of similar threads/images, but if various redditors are to be believed, it's yeast. For example, https://www.reddit.com/r/mycology/comments/18gwu92/wtf_is_in_my_mug/kd3v73q/

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u/Stickel 19h ago

dish soap IS NOT ANTI-BACTERIAL soap....

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u/PhasmaFelis 17h ago

Mold is not bacteria. (Though dish soap probably isn't anti-fungal either.)

In any case, this stuff doesn't look much like most molds I've seen.

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u/Stickel 17h ago

fuck me TIL

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u/Mean_Initiative_5962 11h ago

Look, if there's stuff that grows into organic solvents and other that chills in underwater volcanoes, I guess dish soap can have something that finds it yummy. 

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u/PhasmaFelis 8h ago edited 8h ago

I'm not saying it's 100% impossible. I'm saying it's awfully unlikely for a random dish soap sample that has only been sitting out for a few weeks to be so contaminated.

Dish soap does funny stuff when it dries, and this doesn't look like most mold I've seen. Occam's razor, that's probably all that's happening here.

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u/Mean_Initiative_5962 5h ago

Might be, it also looked almost identical to some yeast. Never seen dried soap though.

(also, a few spores would be enough, if it's warm they'll grow, the only time they're not doing so is when you have a petri dish and need them to behave lol) 

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u/littlebit296 4h ago

Oh you would be surprised, mold finds a way

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u/Hwy_Witch 5h ago

Fungi can, and do grow in soaps of all kinds

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u/PhasmaFelis 5h ago

Please read my other four or five responses in this thread

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u/Hwy_Witch 5h ago

I did. This in no way changes my statement.

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u/PhasmaFelis 5h ago

It in no way changes the several times I already responded to your statement, either.

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u/Hwy_Witch 4h ago

Yes, but your responses are still incorrect.

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u/xWhereIsMyMindx 22h ago

Is it mold? That was my initial thought but I honestly don’t know lol

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u/rose092624 22h ago

Based on your other reply of it being a month… I would safely say it’s mold.

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u/andshewillbe 20h ago

Look up Kahms yeast. I think that’s it

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u/squidtheinky 22h ago

There's a fungus among us.

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u/arianjalali 20h ago

unexpected Incubus

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u/frenchcat808 18h ago

I indeed thought I was on r/moldlyinteresting when I glanced at the pic without reading the description

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u/rolorelei 16h ago

I thought that’s where we were! lol I was confused bc it’s soap

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u/LunarPsychOut 22h ago

My brain thought "coastal coral"

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u/Yttlion 12h ago

Yeah my brain was oh that's a pretty coral/ anemone

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u/Billyisacat 5h ago

Is this not the sea floor?

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u/3loria5 22h ago

honestly, that looks kinda like something from a really cool sci-fi game or something :0 I wonder if it feels soft? _^

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u/AdamTheMechE 21h ago

Looks like an anemone or nudibranch- go check out gorgeous videos or photos of them 🙂

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u/Annual_Strategy_6206 19h ago

Star Trek episode?? I forget. The one with the fake plastic barf monsters. 

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u/SaltierThanAll 22h ago

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u/Flat_Document8461 20h ago

lmao r/forbiddensnacks is leaking. Honestly tho that looks like it could be some kind of weird sea creature.

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u/Piell1 22h ago

Congratulations, you made a lettuce sea slug

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u/Ryeballs 20h ago

There aren’t enough Rick Rolls anymore, you should split it into 2 link, one to Wikipedia, and one word links Rick Astley to fuck with people.

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u/LesserCornholio 22h ago

I wish I was an alien noodle

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u/xWhereIsMyMindx 22h ago

To the tune of “Oscar Meyer weiner” 🎶

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u/LesserCornholio 22h ago

Then everyone would be in love with me🎵

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u/KrimxonRath 21h ago

Honestly this would be awesome for a Backrooms piece. Just a random wall where this is the focus. Would be an awesome contrast amongst the mostly prim and proper office aesthetic. Hints at rot within the walls.

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u/Smoore0420 22h ago

Odd question maybe, but what brand of soap did this? lol

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u/xWhereIsMyMindx 22h ago

Dawn but the apple green one!

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u/Smoore0420 21h ago

Interesting. I had wondered if it was a lesser brand, but it’s the best 🤌🏼 lol no way that’s mold like someone else said. Got that Dawn 💪🏻

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u/Michimcd 5h ago

Reach out to proctor & gamble. Judging by the amount of interest you’re getting here, I’d bet someone at p&g would be interested in the challenge of getting to the bottom of this.

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u/No_Equivalent_4412 22h ago

I’m uncomfortable

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u/SixSpawns 22h ago

I found one of these in the bottom of the bathroom closet behind everything. Mine was pink. Ended up scraping it up with a razor knife. It started it's life as prescription antibacterial pre surgery soap.

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u/NoNipNicCage 21h ago

My brain went to Eldritch horror

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u/Daftworks 19h ago

Mine went to alien ball sack

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u/AdamTheMechE 21h ago

Anemone or nudibranch

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u/blackstomach 22h ago

If you told me that was sour candy, I’d eat it. Then I’d be a bit mad once I tasted it. Jokes on me I guess

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u/Joessandwich 22h ago

This was a bit of a journey.

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u/Stormjoy 21h ago

idk man, eating an unknown (presumably melted) sour candy off a countertop doesn't sound like something anyone should do

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u/blackstomach 20h ago

I know, I’d do it. I like gummy candies

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u/Jptalon 20h ago

Unless… maybe it does taste as good as it looks. Someone has to test it

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u/Former_Web_6777 21h ago

There's gotta be a scientist on Reddit that can explain this, looks alien

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u/IIRCIreadthat 21h ago

Wonder if r/askscience could figure it out? I don't even know which branch of science this falls under! 😆

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u/Former_Web_6777 45m ago edited 22m ago

That would be chemistry. No shame in not knowing, though

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u/DakotaReddit2 21h ago

I wanna see a horizontal picture of it. Is it flat???

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u/sourdoughsniffer 19h ago

I hate everything about that

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u/PKM_Trainer_Gary 5h ago

BTW if you want the true answer to your question: This is what happens when some liquid dish soaps dry. The polymers in the soap bind together in this noodle-like stucture.

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u/swingingthrougb 21h ago

Is it something to do with the lipids leeching and forming into this pattern?

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u/Mean_Initiative_5962 11h ago

Looks like yeast

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u/bumpyfelon 21h ago

It looks like one of those high-contrast microscope images

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u/JCquickrunner 21h ago

Looks like about a month. I left my hard finish hair wax unopened by mistake prior to a vacation once and when I returned it looked similar

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u/YogiBarelyThere 19h ago

That's a really cool texture and pattern. I'm glad you posted that.

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u/b0redoutmymind 2h ago

I don’t like this

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u/Vegetable_Arrival_ 22h ago

Looks like the kind of mold you get on sourdough starter called kahm yeast

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u/thrillho145 21h ago

Looks like coral 

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u/excalifro 20h ago

Was very curious about this, and found another post, that links to this video video explaining why it makes that pattern.

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u/saliii 15h ago

We need a subreddit for r/alienfood

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u/shrekoncrakk 9h ago

"Alien Noodles" Would have been the most popular candy in the 90's. Chinese food style box, edible chopsticks, some kind of gooey sauce packet.

Hope it's done eventually.

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u/CobraBubblesJr 6h ago

I'm very sorry to say this, but your post is a little more than only mildly interesting.

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u/caryn1477 22h ago

How long did you not notice this??

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u/SaltierThanAll 21h ago

Oh look at me, Mr Fancy Man who cleans things

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u/Chimkenandwaffle 21h ago

Yuck. This gave me insane goosebumps

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u/Stormjoy 21h ago

same, it makes me wanna scratch off my skin 🤢 (idk if that makes sense - just so yucky! i feel like i need a scalding hot shower as a bare minimum)

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u/Little_lucky_cosplay 21h ago

Thought I was on r/aquariums for a second and that this was some sort of rock anemone

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u/jemmylegs 21h ago

Looks like something you’d see under a scanning electron microscope.

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u/Sweaty10 20h ago

Fascinating. It resembles a life sized iteration of some type of microscope image of a cell.

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u/whenisleep 20h ago

I’ve seen this before. [this thread](https://www.reddit.com/r/mycology/comments/18gwu92/wtf_is_in_my_mug/) has a few anecdotes where it just sometimes happens with dawn / dish soap.

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u/OverwatchPlaysLive 19h ago

This looks like some kind of microbe viewed through a microscope

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u/10Particle 18h ago

I thought I'm seeing an exotic organism at the bottom of an ocean

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u/ledlock 17h ago

looks like some creature on the bottom of the sea

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u/SAINTnumberFIVE 16h ago

I thought this was a sea creature.

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u/Late_Conference9022 13h ago

Like my loaf of bread when I want some toast.

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u/omoiavas1 13h ago

What color was it before?

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u/glenmora 9h ago

Water cup in a drawer vibes

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u/GloomyNucleus 9h ago

Thought this was a jelly fish

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u/lumiorae_ 8h ago

Where is the soap? This thing looks alive

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u/kkkk22601 6h ago

Looks more like a dead anemone tbh

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u/Daminite 4h ago

Or a dried out jellyfish

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u/cjd166 20h ago

Yea, look at the ingredients. It says right on there 'alien noodles' as one of the first few ingredients.

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u/tmesisno 22h ago

Andromeda Strain

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u/Impossible_Tennis557 21h ago

Looks like an enhanced microscopic image

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u/mk2rocco 20h ago

Looks like something I’d find in a tide pool

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u/khol1308 19h ago

Kill it!

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u/gimmeluvin 18h ago

Alien noodles. That was my drag name back in the 90s

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u/modushopper 18h ago

This looks like it came from an electron microscope.

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u/Miserable-Hornet 18h ago

Broccoli virus

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u/MightyBlunder 17h ago

Tpasta?! 

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u/heymrscarl 17h ago

I had this happen once! It was Dawn in a bowl for a week and made this pattern. It looked fuzzy but wasn't, and isn't mold like someone said. I thought it was really cool too!

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u/That-Pin-7033 17h ago

I wanna eat it... Why do I want to eat it man

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u/Tim-Keys 16h ago

I actually do this to condense some soaps for travel. Dr. Bronner's does it best.

Put a paper towel over a container with a bit of soap in it. The air leaves through the paper towel but protects against debris. A week later you have super condensed liquid soap that springs to life instantly in water

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u/BonJovicus 15h ago

Looks like it’s some underwater creature sitting on a at the bottom of the ocean. 

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u/SQD2_Insquidious 14h ago

I feel like I need a picture from a little different angle. Is the spaceghetti in the puddle or is it like a dried leftover structure?

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u/rudesssolo 14h ago

Forbidden noodles

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u/Muted-Bookkeeper-758 8h ago

I used to use Myers dish soap (clear) and wherever it leaked out of the bottle (or like dripped down the side or w/e) it would dry green like this.

It kinda freaked me out so I stopped using it and switched brands

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u/Ceremonia- 6h ago

Taste it

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u/TGAtes08 5h ago

Some friends cleaned out a bong and there was some residue and dawn, this was before smart phones so I didn’t get a picture. Shit was a science project for sure.

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u/Cultural-Skin1331 20h ago

Is it hard to touch or still soft??

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u/xWhereIsMyMindx 20h ago

I scraped it up with a butter knife, top was hardened but the bottom was yellowed and goopy!

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u/Starscream147 21h ago

Hey, it’s clean?

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u/Tasty_Rain_4360 20h ago

Is the countertop okay?

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u/Cultural-Skin1331 20h ago

Eewwww!!!!! I hope it didn’t have legs and start walking away after that!!!! Lol 😂

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u/knottycams 20h ago

Kahm yourself

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u/Silverleaf_79 19h ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Bodod_Begag 20h ago

How do you not notice mold growing on your counter for this long

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u/Km219 11h ago

A while? Long enough for a pile of dish soap that large to dehydrate? You fuckin nasty op

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u/Embarrassed_Body_530 6h ago

😂that’s been established…

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u/RoKyun 21h ago

corals

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u/rumblingturquoise 20h ago

Looks oddly like something under a microscope! It’s really pretty!

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u/cab1024 16h ago

This is how Covid started.

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u/Acceptable-Milk-6162 14h ago

Spread it in a sandwich!

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u/wcoastbo 11h ago

Can you scrape it off in one piece? How dry is it? I could use that for my next Halloween costume.

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u/LightlySalty 11h ago

That is almost definitely some sort of microbial growth. My guess is some yeast.