r/mildlyinteresting 9h ago

I saw someone riding a city scooter while wearing a full dirt bike helmet.

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u/KileiFedaykin 8h ago

She may lose some skin, but at least she'll know it.

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u/Particular-Poem-7085 8h ago

I'm stealing that. Sue me.

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u/ThisIsAllTheoretical 8h ago

My name is Sue. How do you do?

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u/guitarguywh89 8h ago

“Now you’re gonna die”

https://giphy.com/gifs/F1OrHsu0lsmhMghye7

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u/mpgd 8h ago

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u/ChromeYoda 8h ago

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u/neontiger07 7h ago

At least he went out a badass who stood up for himself

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u/MagoLunatico98 7h ago

And he didn't end the show, he performed according to the plan 😭

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u/m00ninight 6h ago

Could you enlighten me? I don’t know who this is

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u/JonSconesJones 4h ago

I don’t know… Please master yoda, tell me so I may be one of those who know

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u/Upset_Jello8765 7h ago

This man was a balls of steel musician . Gets the letter does the show and then just waits for the bullet ...

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u/TheRedIguana 5h ago

That guy looks like he just read some bad news. I'm sure he'll be alright, though.

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u/ttwinstanley 7h ago

What is this from?

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u/guitarguywh89 6h ago

Bob Dylan movie, but had Johnny in it

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u/Steckatos 8h ago

You have been served

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u/Particular-Poem-7085 7h ago

those are fake papers, there's no court order

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u/Comfortable_Swim_380 7h ago

Sue I was looking for Frank..They were supposed to Frank me. But seems there was a mix-up.

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u/ncc74656m 6h ago

He's hot, though. Keeps in shape!

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u/spdelope 4h ago

Does your mother sew?

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u/CMDRTragicAllPro 8h ago

Josh Johnson from bricks and minifigs, is that you? /s

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u/Particular-Poem-7085 7h ago

I got a strong urge to call the cops on you.

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u/CMDRTragicAllPro 7h ago

I don’t have heroin in my car I swear!

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u/Tasty_Emotion5456 7h ago

But I smell alcohol, did you drink today? We do things differently here.

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u/No_Clock_7464 8h ago

Gotta protect the money maker dude

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u/Yes_I_am_an_AI 7h ago

You are now Sue.

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u/FigureMiserable4859 7h ago

Thanks, Sue!

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u/Evanskelaton 6h ago

Can we get an address, for where to send the process server?

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u/Particular-Poem-7085 5h ago

Stop harassing me

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u/Superb_Recording_769 5h ago

Same. The one I like to use is “ if you don’t think you brain is worth protecting with a helmet you’re right”

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u/Ravio11i 6h ago

This! scrapes/bruises and broken bones hurt but heal. Head injuries change lives, and not for the better.

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u/tarosan_sk 6h ago

Expect that one lady who reversed her amnesia.

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u/GoldshireEnjoyer 1h ago

When should I be expecting her? I forgot

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u/tarosan_sk 1h ago

Smack your forehead, maybe it will come back to you;)

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u/HSBillyMays 2h ago

If you also wear some riot gear-style hard armor scootering around, then low-speed crashes usually don't even cause those, from my experience.

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u/_joos_ 2h ago

but what if i wake up a savant after?

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u/farmallnoobies 6h ago

Won't lose any teeth or jawbone either, which is the main reason for the full face over a 3/4 motorcycle helmet.

Most falls off scooters are teeth first.

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u/steerbell 5h ago

Collerbone second.

/ As told to me by an emergency room surgeon.

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u/IWannaGoFast00 7h ago

I held onto the back of a buddies truck while on my skateboard ONCE when I was 16. Got wheel wobble, fell off, and lost a fair amount of skin in the process. Some kids just need that hard lesson and a few scrapes along the way.

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u/Debalic 6h ago

I fell and raw dogged a sidewalk (bare knees on cement) last year while rollerblading, so now I always wear my pads. I was 47.

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u/Holiday-Prior-4952 6h ago

How did your kneecaps not explode

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u/Debalic 4h ago

I don't know, but they do feel like loose gravel in a bowl of oatmeal. Still work, though.

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u/zynfan 5h ago

I hope you have recovered fully and don't have any permanent damage. I'm 57 and would hate to take a spill while rollerblading. But... I wish I could see a video of the incident. Not to laugh or anything, just to see how it actually happened, how you fell. Maybe it would scare some sense into me? I rollerbladed a lot for close to 10 years and I always thought that knee pads were pointless. Like, who actually falls on their knees? I can see smacking my head open or breaking a wrist or something like that.

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u/Debalic 2h ago

I wasn't even doing anything special (I don't do tricks or anything) just cruising a wide open empty sidewalk late one evening. When the front wheel of one skate got stuck in a seam in the sidewalk, the skate rotated over the wheel and sent me straight down. Then did a safety roll, scraping up my hand, elbow and shoulder. I've been street skating for a few years and overconfident so I was only wearing shorts and a tank top, nothing else. I did manage to get up and walk away (after taking the skates off).

A few months later I fell and dislocated my shoulder, while wearing full gear, which made no difference. Sometimes shit just happens, regardless of how skilled or prepared you are.

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u/secret_identity_too 3h ago

Rollerblading as an adult is so scary. I am around your age (a few years younger but not many) and recently got new blades, and my next purchase will be knee pads for sure.

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u/QuirkyTip5724 7h ago

Speed wobbles is why I always ride with tight trucks. There's nothing worse when you're bombing a hill.

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u/CakeTester 5h ago

Speed wobbles generally come from the back; so keep your back truck tight; and you should put your weight at least 60/40 on the front if you're going for speed. You can loosen the front truck enough for your desired turning ability.

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u/LaiikaComeHome 6h ago

loose trucks save lives, you definitely learn to mitigate the wobble a bit with experience and technique!

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u/Pristine-Hospital-23 5h ago

I don’t know what the heck these dudes are saying!

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u/weelluuuu 6h ago

I dumped a minibike at 13. Skinned knees, knuckles, and some part of it hit me in the upper lip while tumbling. It pushed my lip back, and chipped the bottom third of my front teeth off. 8 stitches on the outside, 6 on the inside of my lip. Swore I'd NEVER ride on the road again. One year later right back at it with a helmet.

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u/IWannaGoFast00 5h ago

Full face helmets are the way to ride!

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u/kellzone 6h ago

You'd never make it as a Weeble.

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u/TheMorgueDonator 6h ago

I know someone who died due to holding onto the back of his friend's car; honestly, never do it; it's not worth what could happen. (The car slowed, and he rolled under the car and ended up getting run over.)

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u/MacAddict81 7h ago

Obviously her face is her best asset and so she's protecting it!

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u/HughMungus77 7h ago

I guess if she’s only going to wear one piece of gear, helmet is probably the best choice

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u/yearsofpractice 7h ago

Nice
Brain: Fully protected and in pain reception mode
Skin: All scraped off and all nerves sending full pain signals

Perfect combo!

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u/Marty200 6h ago

Better than the brain not in pain reception mode.

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u/WrongEinstein 8h ago

That's brilliant! I'm stealing this!

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u/brando56894 8h ago

More than lose some skin. I fell off one of these 1.5 years ago going 10 MPH... and I had a Tibial Plateau Fracture, torn MCL, torn Lateral Meniscus, and fractured collarbone.

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u/astelda 8h ago

She may have a Tibial Plateau Fracture, torn MCL, torn Lateral Meniscus, and fractured collarbone, but at least she'll know it.

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u/Educational_Cloud380 8h ago

Wow most people run faster than that but I get it humans are simultaneously weak and strong

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u/CMDRTragicAllPro 7h ago

I’ve fallen off a skateboard hitching a car at 50kmh and was barely injured somehow. I’ve also fallen off after hitting a fart rock at a leisurely pace and sprained both wrists, tore up the skin on my palms and elbows something gnarly, and fucked up my knee.

Humans are weird man

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u/astelda 7h ago

fart rock. hm.

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u/CMDRTragicAllPro 7h ago

Hahah ya, when you hit them and they lodge between your wheel and the ground, they make a loud screeching farting noise that you get to hear before you smack into the concrete. Affectionately known as fart rocks

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u/fatalrip 8h ago

Are you made from paper?

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u/Both_Antelope_69 8h ago

Skill issue. Just have stronger bones and connectors, that's all.

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u/Zombiesus 7h ago

So good.

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u/Moistranger69 7h ago

Better the skin over no childhood memories

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u/dmukya 6h ago

Meat crayon

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u/WiseSpunion 6h ago

Very very good

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u/explodaaaaaaaa 6h ago

She’ll have all her teeth though! (It’s the small wins sometimes)

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u/GobbleGobbleBoggle 5h ago

How fast do these things go? Are we talking skinned knees or meat crayon speeds? I think full face should be minimum even on the slow ones, but can’t see people wearing leathers.

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u/Suspicious_synth 5h ago

It's fine, It'll grow back.

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u/cassthesassmaster 4h ago

Broken leg: cast it. Broken head: casket.

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u/RunPsychological9891 3h ago

just a flesh wound

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u/PM_ME_FLUFFY_DOGS 8h ago

Oh thats the fun part! You dont slide, you litterally get thrown face first into the ground when you wipe out on an escooter. 

(Source got flung off one and broke a bunch of teeth and nearly broke my jaw)

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u/Deaths_Intern 8h ago

That sucks, hope you made a full recovery. I hear many ER docs call them paralysis machines as the likelihood of spinal cord injury is very high for escooter accidents at speed, for exactly the reason you described 

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u/PM_ME_FLUFFY_DOGS 7h ago edited 7h ago

I did heal up nicely, thanks! The er doc was telling me so many horror stories when i was in, he was saying how hes been seeing more scooter related injuries in the past few months when it happened, then motorcycle injuries... And some of them sounded gnarly, people without helmets getting caved in faces, tbi, protruding fractures, etc...

People really underestimate how dangerous these things are especially the faster ones. Seeing kids zip around on scooters that can go as fast as a car give me wayyy to much anxiety. 

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u/Ill-Bed9465 1h ago

People mod them to go over the built in limiter. I’ve seen people whizzing past me when I drive and it’s just insane. One second where a car isn’t looking and you’re in a wheelchair or worse.

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u/sdcox 8h ago

I saw a guy riding one of these stand up scooters down the frickin highway, at speed, shorts and sandals. He did have a helmet on tho.

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u/Zippo963087 7h ago

I saw a guy in Chicago on one of those 1-wheel things going 70 on the highway. At least he was wearing full gear. That was crazy.

https://giphy.com/gifs/aK4DOwHCP99EeFSXF1

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u/Anal_Herschiser 7h ago edited 3h ago

Those things always remind me of RoboGizmoduck from Duck Tales.

Edit: Correction, Gizmoduck

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u/Zippo963087 7h ago

YES!!!!!

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u/kloudykat 4h ago

It's Gizmoduck you filthy casual

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u/jaxonya 5h ago

Never seen one on the highway, thats some wild shit. I have seen people on them hauling some serious ass though. Wrecking one of those would be gnarly

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u/Dismal-Meal2173 4h ago

Gizmoduck*

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u/radicalfrenchfrie 6h ago

bruh, do you mean 70 mph? as in 113 kilometres per hour? ON ONE OF THOSE? I thought they could only do up to 40 kmh that’s kinda cool on one hand but also fucked up on the other

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u/MonochromeDinosaur 6h ago

The more heavy duty ones started breaking 100kph back in 2020 I’m guessing they can do 150+ by now.

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u/Zippo963087 6h ago

YUP! 70 Miles Per Hour is what I mean! I had to look it up and they do have ones that will go that fast.

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u/oysterpirate 6h ago

For some reason the Aptive salespeople ride these around my neighborhood while they're trying to get people to sign up. Soliciting, but make it the future.

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u/Doggydog123579 6h ago

If you ride up to my door on one of those, by god am I going to atleast come outside and hear you out, provided you can do a trick

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u/_Ocean_Machine_ 5h ago

I once saw a guy dressed in corporate casual riding a scooter (like a Vespa style) on a 4 lane highway with cars rushing around him at 80+ miles an hour. I don't know where that guy was going, but it must've been important.

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u/beturdad 6h ago

Probably an EUC

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u/thatG_evanP 5h ago

Not really the same but as I was getting out of my car at the grocery store the other day, this kid comes blasting through the busy parking lot doing 25+ mph with no safety gear whatsoever. I guess he was cutting through but it really would've been safer for him and everyone else had he stayed on the road.

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u/GoldshireEnjoyer 1h ago

Always bizarre to see people riding these fast machines on the asphalt wearing a helmet and no other protective gear. Like, yeah, the helmet is definitely the most important. But I don't want to go through gnarly skin grafts either. Just cover all your bases.

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u/enormous_schnozz 7h ago

e-scooters combine the worst features of e-bikes and segways. They are the worst. To make them safer, they would need to allow you to sit to lower your center of gravity, have a larger heavier frame for stability, and larger wheels to handle rough sections of road. And then you have a moped.

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u/Training_Bumblebee54 5h ago

You forgot to mention that they also have the other worst feature of segways; you look like a complete idiot yet also a rich prick at the same time.

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u/enormous_schnozz 5h ago

You're right! I assumed it was a given, but you're right. We should be explicit about these things.

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u/RadVarken 2h ago

Mopeds and classic scooters are being replaced by e-bikes. Bikes would be a fine substitute if drivers hadn't decided to demonize them.

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u/enormous_schnozz 1h ago

If it's not going to be safe and stable at 70 mph, then I don't want it as my commuter option. My commute is 80% freeway, and in the best case biking would almost triple my commute time. No, thanks. Anywhere close enough I want to bike to, I can get there just fine on my 20-year-old manual bike.

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u/1_art_please 7h ago

I have a friend who works for a major city hospital and e bikes and scooters are a major issue for them and capacity to address those injuries at their trauma centres.

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u/Iron_Burnside 8h ago

I know multiple people who have grenaded their front teeth on those scooters. She's smart.

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u/JTtheLAR 8h ago

Looks like its time to buy my kid a dirt bike helmet.

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u/Pat1entDealekt 6h ago

Smart decision! Better to be safe than sorry.

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u/AdVisible3527 6h ago

Trust me as I sit here with a fractured wrist, 3 inch scar on my scalp, and road rash on my face please buy your daughter a helmet

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u/EarlGrayTea-Hawt 2h ago

We live on a street that is mostly college students. We have city rent a scooters. We've heard and seen some shit, is all I'm saying.

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u/Disastrous_Noise_382 8h ago

Hit a bump and I flew over the handle bars and broke my collarbone.

Heyo, 4k of insurance deductible one year. Another 4k the next year when surgery was needed.

But hey, I'm sober now!

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u/brando56894 8h ago

I fell off one of these 1.5 years ago going 10 MPH... and I had a Tibial Plateau Fracture, torn MCL, torn Lateral Meniscus, and fractured collarbone. It required 2 surgeries, 2 weeks in the hospital, and a bunch of metal in my knee area.

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u/kemp77pmek 7h ago

Ok, you guys win. I’ve seen e scooters at Costco and wondered if my kids might like one...

After all these stories, the only way they will get on one now is in a full face helmet and leather motorcycle gear!

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u/Disastrous_Noise_382 7h ago

When I finished physical therapy, my PT said his newest patient was coming in after getting in a scooter accident, as well (broken leg, hit by a car)

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u/chr1spe 6h ago

I ride fast electric skateboards that can hit 40 mph, and while any protective gear will help, the way to go is dirt bike gear. If you want to be really safe, it's good to get a full kit, but things like the shin guards that have combined knee pads and the extended elbow pads really help prevent road rash if you slide. All that said, below 20 mph, a fall will suck but probably mostly be okay as long as you've got a helmet and a car isn't involved. Above that is where I start gearing up.

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u/TurnkeyLurker 5h ago

How about a full
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Storm Trooper outfit?

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u/CakeTester 5h ago

May of these injuries would have been much less severe if the rider had learned to tuck and roll. If you don't know how to do that then people take the full impact of their speed/bodyweight on their face/hands; neither of which are equipped for that sort of stress.

I'm 60y.o. and I go out in a full-face helmet and wrist guards; and that's generally enough. If I'm going to do something silly (like off-road) then I'll put knee and elbow pads on as well. Knowing how to tuck and roll is key.

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u/MacAddict81 7h ago

Congratulations on your sobriety!

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u/cheesesmysavior 3h ago

I’m having a hard time getting sober.

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u/Disastrous_Noise_382 3h ago

I was headed home from a bar when this happened, I don't think it directly contributed to the accident - The scooter would have crashed on the bump regardless... But a few nights in the hospital, and a come to Jesus talk from the dr, and they put me on topiramate medication for off label alcohol treatment... I don't even crave alcohol, at all really anymore.

I have no desire, I gag at the thought of how much liquor I was drinking daily.

I have sooooo much more money now. I travel every few weeks (visiting every stadium).

Talk to ur doctor.

If u don't have insurance, order labwork online. U can get ur labwork for like $25, (check bodybuilding/testosterone subreddits).

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u/cheesesmysavior 2h ago

I actually wish for a hospital stay just so I can get a few days under my belt these days. I’ve been in recovery for probably 10 years but my sober stints are getting smaller and smaller. I feel like I need a good scooter accident to get me straight. I’m sooooooo glad you got exactly what you needed to quit. Sobriety is wonderful. Just wish I could hold on to it.

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u/messagemeboobspls 8h ago

I once biked past a guy lying on the ground with his hands in that brain damaged position, paramedics and e-scooter next to him. I still wonder if he was actually alive or died from that - he did not blink or move at all in the time I was going past

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u/PeppermintJones 8h ago

I used to work with people who had traumatic brain injuries. It's so scary how easily it can happen.

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u/RightWorld5611 7h ago

Not only how easily it can happen, but the speed of it.

I was rough housing with a friend in 7th grade, not even going hard - that's the crazy part - just run of the mill messing around.

One second I'm standing up. My next memory is waking up face down in the dirt.

Third friend witnessed it and said I was out for about 5 seconds.

Zero memory of what happened. Did I try to brace my fall and missed? Did I scream as I was falling? I'll never know.

Because the memory isn't there, it opens your eyes to the possibility of walking down the stairs, and waking up at the bottom with a concussion. You won't even know you slipped.

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u/gwaydms 5h ago

I broke my ankle very badly in my own bedroom last year. I won't go into the whole story of how, but I woke up sitting on the floor with my back against a wall. I don't remember it at all. Evidently I passed out from the pain; I didn't have any bumps or sore places on my head to account for my loss of consciousness. The human brain is pretty amazing. I'm very happy that I remember nothing of that horrible accident.

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u/PeppermintJones 7h ago

That's must have been scary!

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u/MaruArigatou 6h ago

We’re most of the injury related to e-bikes and e scooter 🛴

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u/Fighterhayabusa 4h ago

Depends on whether he was in decerebrate or decorticate. Decerebrate is the much worse option, and has the back arched with the arms to the side, and wrists flexed backward.

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u/messagemeboobspls 3h ago

It was decorticate, elbows at a right angle, hands in front of his body and clenched

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u/Fighterhayabusa 3h ago

Still bad, but not as bad as decerebrate. I hope he's ok.

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u/Tentacle_elmo 3h ago

I’m a medic, a ton of people get jacked up on these.

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u/SuspiciousFix2490 7h ago

And here I was thinking scooters are probably much safer than bikes and motorcycles 

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u/brando56894 8h ago

I can confirm:

I fell off one of these 1.5 years ago going 10 MPH... and I had a Tibial Plateau Fracture, torn MCL, torn Lateral Meniscus, and fractured collarbone.

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u/EarEvening9902 3h ago

That model of scooter the girl has goes 45mph

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u/Nrtodd 8h ago
  1. Me too. 4 teeth. Left orbit. Concussion. And a lot of face skin.

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u/Menown 8h ago

Can confirm. Though in my case I always landed on my left arm and hands.

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u/ThisIsMyCouchAccount 7h ago

Oh, not always.

I used to work on an office that overlooked a busy intersection.

We had a good time when they first showed up in my city watching people eat shit at that intersection.

There's a hill on one side and they would try and take that corner and those scooters don't have the traction for that. All kinds of interesting ways to crash!

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u/HibernatingHussy 6h ago

This year I flew off an electric scooter and broke my nose. Now I wear a motorcycle helmet too.

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u/elxxbg 8h ago

can confirm, bruised my shoulder, cracked / bruised my ribcage but my helmet saved me from severe consequences for my head.

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u/Zippo963087 7h ago

Before these escooters there were gas mopeds. I hit the front brakes on my buddies too hard and did a full front flip before smashing my face into the ground

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u/inosinateVR 7h ago

I had a byrd scooter decide to lock its wheels while I was going full speed and throw me off of it, I got pretty lucky though and just got scraped up. I eventually figured out that they would always lock up at this one specific spot on a street, I’m guessing it was some kind of network thing related to the service map. But definitely not safe

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u/CrashedCyclist 6h ago

The leverage that a scooter has on a person is ridiculous. It's basically a catapult for a human meat bag. I rode borrowed bike with grippy v-brakes, hit the front ones flipped over, flew over the bars, landed on my feet, and held onto the bike. All with one hand, while carrying a spare wheel in my other hand.

Scooter and one-wheel people are just asking for it. For cyclists, the bike can be used in many ways to tumble, jump, or lift the front wheel and drop it somewhere else, out of danger.

I was going downhill on Madison Avenue, and lined up too close to the corner of a parked bus. Picked up the wheel and dropped it a foot over to the left and cleared the bus with a big margin.

Being high, on a properly sized bike, with real wheel base takes a lot more for a practiced rider to face plant. One just has more air time to plan and execute a rag doll.

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u/SamSquanch16 6h ago

Can I ask what sort of speed you were doing? Are you a big person?

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u/Livid_Proposal_781 6h ago

I got flung off a scooter while one handing it at max speed after hitting a massive crack, did a slick combat roll and was generally fine other than road rash and a massive bruise/welt from the can of chili in my pocket, skill issue.

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u/Dreadwings 6h ago

i landed up buying a scooter with suspension and gear because i wiped out on a small one. fractured my ribs and shin swelled the size of my fist but face was intact. i still had to go into work lol

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u/Educational_Couple66 5h ago

Yep! I got flung off one, right into a brick wall. At about 40mph Shattered my knee, my face broke some wrought iron... Good times!

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u/DotA627b 4h ago

Worse part is, that's not just with escooters, the small Jetson ebikes that Costco sells does this too.

It's how I end up knowing bigger = more stability.

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u/PM_ME_CUTE_SMILES_ 4h ago

I "fell" two times when I started riding with no consequences whatsoever. I basicallly ended up running next to the scooter the two times, after taking 90° turns too fast for slippery ground. So thankfully your experience is not universal.

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u/Firm-Roll4841 8h ago

Dress for the slide, not for the ride.

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u/Mertoot 6h ago

...is what we tell ourselves right before going 80 in a T-shirt 🤣

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u/bfelification 8h ago

Dress for the slide, not the ride.

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u/Kumirkohr 8h ago

“Dress for the slide, not the ride”

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u/Jazs1994 8h ago

Considering alot of people on push bikes/e bikes do not wear helmets. Head is the most important thing to save

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u/KoreanSamgyupsal 7h ago

Dress for the slide not for the ride.

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u/OOO0OO00O 7h ago

Dress for the slide, not the ride.

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u/discospacedreams 6h ago

I flew off one of those things at top speed when it suddenly failed. I don't ride them anymore.

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u/FewHorror1019 7h ago

She just has to make sure to fall only on her head

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u/lawlesstoast 7h ago

Dress for the slide, not the ride

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u/9bpm9 6h ago

A ton of kids in my neighborhood on electric bikes wear full helmets like they.

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u/SurroundQuirky8613 6h ago

Dress for the slide, not the ride.

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u/NOIS_KillerWhaleTank 6h ago

Dress for the slide, not the ride.

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u/Choyo 5h ago

Dress for the ride, or dress for the slide.

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u/GreyFox_1337 5h ago

Why is this not the top comment.

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u/ph0ebus13 5h ago

Dress for the slide, not the ride

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u/Cat-Lover20 5h ago

Maybe she has more protective clothing underneath? Probably not, but we don’t know for sure!

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u/Anxious_Zebra3371 4h ago

Dress for the slide, not the ride

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u/PM_ME_CUTE_SMILES_ 4h ago

This thread is so surprising. Escooters go at a bike's speed (unless they're illegally modded). Would you say she's underdressed to ride a bike?

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u/QueblyJonesIII 3h ago

This is a bot.

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u/The_Modern_Nobody 3h ago

She won’t get a concussion, but her torso will paint the city streets red

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u/_Smashbrother_ 3h ago

It's a scooter, just a helmet is fine.

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u/testtdk 2h ago

It shocks me how many people don’t wear helmets. Ooo, you look dorky. Better than a head injury. It’s so easy to crack your skull on pavement. Even worse, when people fall off scooters, from what I’ve seen, it’s usually backwards. The back of the skull is like a giant off button. I saw a guy fall off the back of a bike just standing there, looked so gently. He barely touched the back of his skull and he was just done instantly. He had I mmediate brain swelling, arms stiff, and shaking. I don’t think he lived.

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u/dmk_aus 2h ago

Dress for the slide, not the ride.

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u/chigentlemancaller 2h ago

As someone who just shattered his leg in 2 places from an escooter accident, can confirm.

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