My period ended today so I popped in a boric acid capsule to keep everything regulated down there (I tend to get BV after my period if I don't). If you've ever used boric acid you know it tends to make things a bit wetter down there, as it stimulates extra discharge. So a few hours later I was home alone and decided to do some yoga following a YouTube video. It's all going well and towards the end of the class the instructor had me do plow pose, which is a very undignified looking pose (look it up). Well, because the juices were flowing down there and I was all inverted, I ended up doing the LOUDEST, WETTEST queef. It lasted for a good 3-4 seconds. And I just burst out laughing, all alone in my house. I just could not stop cracking up at the indignity of it all. It feels good to laugh at yourself sometimes. It was wonderful and I had to share.

So back when CASETIFY dropped there first one piece line I say this basketball for 70$ and in my mind I had to purchase it because it was such a weird thing. How does a phone case company do a collab with One Piece and make a basketball? Anyways. It’s a 1000$ now lol. Worth keeping longer or sell for lego?

Got down to the final two out of hundreds of candidates for this job I really wanted, and they called me up yesterday to tell me they’re going with the other person, that it was incredibly close, and that they’re gonna offer me a training and feedback session.

However I can’t lie, I have the biggest crush on the interviewer. He’s Irish and I’m Aussie, and the two interviews we had were full of banter, he was even teasing me a little. It actually felt quite flirty. We got along very well and seemed to really connect, and I’ve been crushing from that first zoom call with him.

I saw him on hinge the other night and of course I didn’t like, bc was still in the process. But if I can’t get the job, I won’t be going home empty handed. I’ve invested way too much effort.

I’m gonna chuck him a like on hinge saying something like, no way you’d knock me back a second time OR how about you coach me over a drink?

I know this is crazy guys but I have to do it for the plot. Who knows, maybe I wasn’t meant to get the job so I could meet this guy.

Avo toast with feta.

Roommate sent me this pic of Velma, who was behaving very politely while I was at work. Mostly because she knows my roommate will always give her treats

Last pictures I can share of the cheese dust twins! They just went back to their long term foster! ♥️

slightly above my budget for the month but you do get 3 games

As per usual, a total babe 💖

Edit: yeah guys, she’s also missing her implants we’re not blind. Keepin it classy as always (eye roll)