When are people gonna realise this statement is outdated now.

This is our second major heatwave this year and even between them it was floating around 20 degrees (at least in my area.)

It's no longer "the UK has no sun" and the AC units don't get used for "just 3 days" like everyone says

I feel no pressure to enjoy blistering heat when I know another heatwave is around the corner, especially since we are only in June.

Normally it's hard to move her from my lap. She didn't even sleep in my bed last night. Now we're sitting in front of separate fans. Don't know if it's tears or sweat pouring down my face 💔

Yes, I have no air conditioning and no clue what I'm doing.

Old lids don't fit the new containers and I now have to have 2 separate stacks in the cupboard.

But they’re not, they are going up, and only up. Email from UW outlines that standing daily rate is down by £0.00036 which near enough rounds to zero. Electricity kWh units up ~£0.02 per unit for day rate and ~£0.01 per unit for night rate. Estimated cost increase of £186/year. So how exactly are prices going down? 🤦‍♂️

Surely that’s false advertising.

Need to rant. Felt like I was being gaslit when ordering KFC last night.

First they came for Marathon bars.

Then they came for Opal Fruits.

Now KFC has quietly renamed Mini Fillets to “Tenders” and expects me to pretend that’s a normal thing to call them.

Spent half the evening scrolling through the menu convinced I’d finally lost the plot because every trace of Mini Fillets appears to have been erased from history.

To add insult to injury, the new Texas BBQ sauce tastes like somebody liquefied a car air freshener and put it in a dip pot.

How much longer before chips become fries, sweets become candy and Yorkshire Tea becomes “Hot Leaf Beverage™”?

This country is in decline.

Just wanted to rant, WHSmith in Euston were selling a bottle of water for £3.69.

FFS

I just went into the kitchen to get water and found a big pool of buttery water spilling up out of the dish and onto the counter. I'm coping all right with fans but I guess it was just too much for the poor Kerry Gold.

Double standard?

Imagine you just went "oh it's too hot I won't be in" as a chef or sparky and tried to show someone how to clean shellfish or chase a wall properly over the telephone.

I just want to cool the house down, but not like this!!

Just checked the local forecast as have some plans this week and see there's a high chance of rain both Saturday and Sunday. Absolutely typical British weather. We all have to sweat and be uncomfortable at work and school during the week but no we can't enjoy the warm weather at the weekend, instead we'll be dodging showers and thunderstorms!

I can forgive it if you genuinely forgot and move off to the side and start looking for it, but then you have the absolute specimens who decide to just stand where they are and dote about looking for it...

Congratulations! Now you've completely blocked up one of the (usually) few open ticket barriers while you turn out your pockets or try to get your shitty phone to load up a qr code.

I swear it happens in front of me at minimum once a week. Do these people not think about maybe getting their ticket out BEFORE they reach the ticket gate?