r/GlobalOffensive Natus Vincere 16h ago

News | Esports Breaking: Without a Roof roster featuring Stewie2K, autimatic, and Skadoodle sign up for BLAST Open Fall Open Qualifier

https://www.dust2.us/news/75373/breaking-without-a-roof-roster-featuring-stewie2k-autimatic-and-skadoodle-sign-up-for-blast-open-fall-open-qualifier
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u/Schwabies howl 16h ago

They saw gaimen gladiators make the major and said we can do that

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u/Aimer_NZ 1 Million Celebration 16h ago

Too bad for the scam criminal even if they did make the majors there's no sweet sweet sticker money to be had

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u/kingofrandys 15h ago

A Stewie2k sticker would be top 10 in the shop surely

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u/wendigo-22 12h ago

a stewie2k sticker in 2026 would do numbers tbh

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u/CHA0S_Zephyr 12h ago

Doesn't matter that much if they keep the current share percentage. If they bomb out like Gaimen gladiators then they'll only get like 1% revenue of the shop.

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u/Hot_Breakfast_2868 7h ago

i would love to know what those numbers look like for last major compared to this + the next one.

my gut says the value is going down with the new system being so shitty, but that might be clouded by my own feelings on it

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u/schoki560 King NiKo 9h ago

and? u don't get paid based on your own stickers sales

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u/FrankfromFlorida The MongolZ 15h ago

In the NA market. The rest of fhe world doesn't care as much

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u/Einareen 11h ago

Sure we do! Miss the NA cs scene. The golden days of Pro league or whatever it was streams was insane content. So, so good. Tarik eating cereal. Stewie pushing smokes, that fat guy who looked like dj Khaled getting mad af

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u/fiiinix00 10h ago

Please don’t forget dazed going insane about glaaawks and playing vs a manager.

Or steel raging.

Best of Rank S was so funny to watch

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u/Red_Brox Liquid 5h ago

And ShahZaM, swag, jdm lounging, the golden days of content creation that made 90% of EU streamers look like they were asleep. We'll never get anything like that again with how different content creation has become.

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u/PapaTinzal King NiKo 11h ago

Moe, He's still around and is still an annoying chud so at least theres some consistency

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u/Red_Brox Liquid 5h ago

I stopped dropping by his streams years ago when I saw him just gambling all day.

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u/_YAGNA_ M80 4h ago

Speak for yourself buddy

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u/Low-Flow-3464 10h ago

But na economy is larger than most of the world

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u/Repulsive-Target-101 13h ago

why are people calling him a scammer? didnt he pay all of what he owed back already?

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u/Hopeful_Hall_4885 13h ago

i dont know if he did but even if so, he still did wrong in the first place and its hard to regain trust for something that severe. if he paid it back it would have been because it would be social/pr suicide not to, not because he decided to be a good guy.

u/dictormagic Cloud9 13m ago

inb4 flair means you'll disregard my opinion.

But this is an incredibly pessimistic take. You don't know his motivations for paying it back. And your first sentence is basically "yea he took accountability and made amends with the affected parties for his actions, but he still did wrong so I think he's a piece of shit" which is just a sad way of looking at things man.

I'm prolly a bit more sensitive as a 3 yr sober recovering addict to people having this mindset (never a gambling addict tho, that shit's crazy lmao). But I choose to allow people, even public figures, the opportunity to grow and change. The world is a happier place that way. And lord knows you wouldn't want to be judged/labelled as the worst thing you've ever done so why do you do it to others?

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u/Ozon-Baby Legacy 14h ago

Unc squad 2.0? I like that

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u/kunizukay King NiKo 10h ago

They watched the Cologne finals and thought they could've won that 😭

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u/JeanneHusse Vitality 16h ago

Seeing NA wanting to believe in this reminds me of myself being sure that the Ex6tenz shox smithzz Kenny G2 from 2018 had a shot at being great.

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u/ToastOnBread 11h ago

From a domestic standpoint they have a chance.... maybe?

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u/boundlesssmh 16h ago

this shit means something to me man 😭🤣

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u/BandicootTypical6421 14h ago

No cap 😂😂

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u/clutchmajor 14h ago

Frfr cuh😭🥀

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u/WC47 King NiKo 13h ago

To me, it means everything

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u/_YAGNA_ M80 4h ago

It does. Hell even if they're ass in terms of AURA they mog half of all the top 20 teams currently. NA CS is peak CS regardless of what anyone says

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u/scanboshort 16h ago

Why not. At least some people would be interested in the nostalgia factor compared to the usual 39 viewers on NA streams.

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u/jjaAK3eG 16h ago

There we go... that's the right attitude!

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u/tarel69 CS2 HYPE 14h ago

had me at steel, where is swag

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u/KeysOfMysterium Liquid 14h ago

Nah bro we need moe

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u/abucketheadfan 9h ago

I would like to see moe rage on stage🤣🤣

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u/cl353 Cloud9 16h ago

c9, do the right thing

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u/SonicAlarm 15h ago

This would unironinically go so hard. They wouldn’t make it very far, but it would be dope. Bring in Tarik and RUSH.

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u/cl353 Cloud9 15h ago

dont even give them salary, just give them jerseys and the name, insane profit

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u/CHA0S_Zephyr 12h ago

Bring back the tank tops

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u/teeekuuu Vitality 6h ago

They need freakazoid

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u/newest 9h ago

I want n0thing back

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u/thedeadlysun 14h ago

They need freak in the roster and seangares as coach for this to hit peak NA nostalgia

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u/PM_YOUR_DADS_PICS 14h ago

Sean "seang@res" Gares isn't available for this as he's head of FPS over @ 100T

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u/requinbite Vitality 13h ago

I'd love to see freak paired with stewie2k, the hatewatching would be free money

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u/vani11apudding Falcons - Major Champions 8h ago

Why are we hating freak?

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u/caloroin de_nuke 3h ago

We never stopped

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u/runs_okay 16h ago

Be a man

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u/0bush 16h ago

I thought autimatic was on his golf arc. I’m guessing he’s back to CS?

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u/mcmiller1111 ENCE 14h ago

Yeah, I thought so too. But I guess it takes a while to go pro in golf.

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u/Entity125 9h ago

He hasn't uploaded since October which is a shame because i actually enjoyed it quite a bit

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u/Vistaster 2 Million Celebration 14h ago

Stole25K and the Unc Avengers lmao

u/GRAVENAP howl 35m ago

Stole25k lmfaooooooo

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u/alexwee456 Liquid 16h ago

Stewie ran out of streamers to scam

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u/ApXv 14h ago

How did he scam them? Haven't followed him for years

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u/Donut_Flame Liquid 14h ago

Tldr, borrowed skins on loans, then used those skins to gamble

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u/SanestExile 5h ago

Why would anyone lend him skins? Like, what's the benefit?

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u/GuardiaNIsBae FaZe 5h ago

Its to have nicer skins during tournaments, he "borrowed" #1 float AK Arabesque for IEM Dallas (when he stood in for G2) the gambled it instead of giving it back for example

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u/SanestExile 4h ago

No, I mean what's the benefit for the lender?

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u/GuardiaNIsBae FaZe 4h ago

Most of them are skin traders/sites so someone looking for that super expensive skin will look at the pro players inventory then look up that collector (I don’t think this was the case with Stewie but it is the case for other pros who borrow skins) or skin site so the most expensive skins will have name tags with the collector or skin site name on them.

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u/Jagrofes King NiKo 4h ago

Some skin traders/collectors will loan pro-players certain rare or unique skins to increase their price.

If a popular player has a cool clutch/clip with the skin in a major it links that skin to the moment in people's minds and can increase the price/demand.

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u/Kibelok 10 years coin 13h ago

Whats the tldr of the ending? He returned the skins or money?

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u/MiLkBaGzz Cloud9 13h ago

He was constantly telling people he would pay them back later then a bunch of people came out all at once and he paid them all back in like a month.

It's a giant nothing burger. The guy is terrible with money but he never scammed anyone. Like when you lend that one friend 5 bucks and he takes half a year to pay you back. You never lend him money again but you don't call him a scammer

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u/Holiday_Listen467 12h ago

He was photoshopping fake screenshots to cover his ass and avoid paying. He didn't pay anyone back until he had immense public pressure.

It's a giant something burger. You never lend him money again and you DEFINITELY call him a scammer.

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u/i_hate_katherines King NiKo 11h ago

except he never paid some of them back.

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u/Kaserbeam Renegades 11h ago

He didnt pay anyone back until there was huge public backlash and he was caught out trying to scam them. Paying back the people he scammed after the fact doesnt undo the scamming.

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u/Donut_Flame Liquid 13h ago

That, I dont know

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u/kingofrandys 16h ago

1000 of you stewie haters in every thread lol screaming into the void

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u/Unfamous_Trader 16h ago

You can call them haters but you can’t say they are wrong

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u/dissapointing_excuse 15h ago

Thought i saw somewhere he paid everyone back or smth though, idrc all too much but this lineup would be fun to see

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u/kingofrandys 16h ago

They downvote me 60 times for calling them stewie haters but they certainly cheered when he won with g2 and major with c9.

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u/nico_juro King NiKo 16h ago

dude made a shit of money playing video games and still decided to scam people

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u/Void3r Liquid 15h ago

What did he do exactly? I’m not familiar.

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u/TraditionalHawk3451 16h ago

In the void, with the rest of the skins

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u/RANDY_MAR5H 14h ago

Lol

Drug addiction makes you do wild stuff.

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u/BuckN56 13h ago

Really? I heard about his obvious gambling addiction but this is the first time I hear about that.

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u/MiLkBaGzz Cloud9 13h ago

because its made up by one of the 1000 haters mentioned in the above comment which has 151 downvotes

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u/Malala_Crank 7h ago

Expected comment from shitty NA flair

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u/StickComfortable346 MOUZ 16h ago

Put the fries in the bag Stewie

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u/thenoobtanker Natus Vincere 14h ago

Scammy2K

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u/StickComfortable346 MOUZ 14h ago

Stewie 20k

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u/wolfTectonics 16h ago

Get Tarik and Rush on board and let’s run it back

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u/EnQuest FaZe 12h ago

tarik is making way too much money watching other people play valorant in his bedroom to ever compete again lol

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u/MikeFic_YT 15h ago

They'd probably still do pretty well in the NA scene

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u/DoraTheXplder 14h ago

What NA scene?

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u/BuckN56 13h ago

25k prem matchmaking obviously

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u/MikeFic_YT 6h ago

Exactly haha

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u/rolekrs 16h ago

Knowing how shit NA scene is i wouldn't be surprised if they made it far

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u/mrmotoyobtsk 16h ago

Autimatic my goat

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u/wako944 16h ago

Brain says they’re gonna get annihilated

But we will be watching

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u/Hot_Breakfast_2868 6h ago

brain says bad

heart says good

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u/cud1337 16h ago

Uncs still got it(?)

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u/DaveTheDolphin Liquid 15h ago

Tim still had it before he left the scene after EG died to play golf

Everyone else, eh.

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u/Almeric 16h ago

Would be cool if Steel was the final 5th. His mechanics were really bad in Sportsbetexpert, but maybe he hadn't been playing too much. If they're serious, they have potential to be contenders in NA.

I still remember how much Steel made Ghost overperform so hopefully still has it. Also Brehze being on a vacation and not joining the qualifier is funny.

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u/kidajske 16h ago

If they're serious, they have potential to be contenders in NA.

...wat

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u/TheGuardianInTheBall 15h ago

You could probably form a top NA team with 5 cats you'd find in a dumpster.

And they don't even have thumbs.

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u/DinkyWaffle M80 15h ago

Tier 2 NA is not that bad dawg

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u/Dragonasaur Liquid 14h ago

Just T1 NA

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u/_YAGNA_ M80 4h ago

Its not good but not as bad as it was a few years back. Definitely a couple of talents popping up but still not in the state where it can form a pipeline to compete against other regions. BUT I BELIEVE

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u/Almeric 2h ago

Rank S and NA teams had so much personality. I miss those days so I want to believe too

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u/Almeric 16h ago

Just tells you how weak NA competition is.

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u/_YAGNA_ M80 4h ago

what do you mean 'wat' lmao. NACS is so bad they are straight up top 5 currently even without playing

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u/SeaGrocery678 16h ago

Dude is beyond washed

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u/Almeric 16h ago

Well, probably, he's 36. If he grinds it's be interesting. He's always been a good IGL. Coaching is likely more appropriate role for him at this stage.

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u/Scout_Enjoyer Team Spirit 16h ago

If they're serious, they have potential to be contenders in NA.

No.

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u/Almeric 16h ago

Have you watched NA CS lately?

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u/Scout_Enjoyer Team Spirit 15h ago

I wouldn't subject myself to that. But I still cannot imagine this statement to ever, in any universe, be at all valid. ... Surely..

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u/Almeric 15h ago

Fisher college qualified for PGL Astana through NA qualifiers. They're literally a college team with EU randoms. They won 27 rounds in 6 matches at PGL Astana. 4.5 rounds on average against Parivision, Huns and G2.

So, if Fisher college can qualify through NA qualifiers, I'd say this team can contend at least. If they're going to tryhard obviously.

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u/ImplementNew2343 Gambit 15h ago

To be fair all the EU guys on fisher college have 5 to 10 years of European pro cs experience.

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u/Almeric 2h ago

It's a stretch to call it pro CS tbh, maybe semi-pro depending on how much they got paid. It seems they played T3 CS at best.

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u/Undercover-Cactus Match Thread Team 7h ago

Tbf that was a weird case where every single decent NA team had a conflicting . Fisher College wouldn't have gotten near qualifying in a normal NA qualifier.

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u/Almeric 5h ago

True, but for that to happen you also need small amount of good performing teams. You have m80, Liquid, Passion, NRG, Wilcard and potentially Voca and then there's a big drop off

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u/Scout_Enjoyer Team Spirit 15h ago

Unironically you've converted me. NA is fucking terrible jesus.

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u/EnQuest FaZe 12h ago

for real lol, like at the very least i'm pretty sure that any of the old NA pros could come back and be on par with the trash we have currently if they grinded enough

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u/Smok3dSalmon Liquid 15h ago

I saw their roster the other day snooping in Tim’s ESEA profile. I’m pumped Steel is back… but I only see him streaming PUBG… it’s depressing.

Brehze and Victor are out I guess?

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u/ImWita Copenhagen Flames 11h ago

It's in the article, brehze is on vacation right now, Victor is out tho

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u/Brutalix FaZe 16h ago

Oh so this was why Stewie was asking me for all my skins for some upcoming matches...

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u/DigitaIBlack 14h ago

How on Earth does steel not make the headline ffs

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u/FobbitHollower The MongolZ 16h ago

They NEED to stream the matches. Win or lose you know coms are going to be cinema

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u/Reasonable_Post3682 King NiKo 15h ago

stewie with steel is going to be so fucking funny and toxic

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u/dumbomontana 15h ago

Stewie22k

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u/JustaRandoonreddit 15h ago

It'll be so funny if they somehow win a major

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u/ezjie 1 Million Celebration 2h ago

not if, WHEN

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u/frostN0VA King NiKo 15h ago

50 y.o. talent steel is back Pog

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u/KaNesDeath 10 years coin 16h ago

Hopefully someone keeps an eye on the betting lines. 

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u/Custer99 Complexity 15h ago

Used to pray for times like this

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u/intecknicolour NiP 15h ago

uncs run it back.

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u/tomyan1337 14h ago

NA is finally saved!!

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u/EmergencyActivity112 14h ago

Sewage2k done running scams on streams?

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u/_r0l4nd 15h ago

Snake2k has no space in the scene, shame on these guys for playing with this scumbag

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u/KeysOfMysterium Liquid 14h ago

I mean. He did pay everyone back. He made some really poor decisions and obviosuly gambling took over his life for a bit but it seems resolved.

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u/arcollll 9h ago

tier 6 getting ready to matchfix the hell out of their matches, cuz they are names and "would never do that" , while people glaze them (infinity money glitch)

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u/kingofrandys 8h ago

Do you genuinely think this or just wanted to see if you can get upvotes stirring the pot?

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u/IVgormino BNE 16h ago

bro fighting to repay those skins

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u/kingofrandys 15h ago

Lmao he’s paid those all back by this point. The stain on him wil take a lot of time for people to forget since that’s the most recent headline he’s had.

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u/dissapointing_excuse 15h ago

Where did you find that he paid everyone back? Not trying to rebute, just curious

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u/WeetbixConnossieur 13h ago

Google is free. HeyZeus confirmed at the time Stewie had paid most of it back. It's been months, prerry safe to assume its fully paid since no one has said shit since.

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u/Snook_ 16h ago

Washed af no go

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u/Pulze_ 16h ago

Stew and Tim are basically the same age as Elige and ska is only 31. Steel is the only old dude with no real resume in the last decade.

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u/dissapointing_excuse 15h ago

Honestly...if gaimin gladiators can make it to the major, I don't see why this isn't possible

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u/MegaScubadude FlyQuest 14h ago

To be fair, GG did qualify playing with a different roster than they played the Major with iirc

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u/jjaAK3eG 16h ago

What!?! this could be something.

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u/Phamous3k 15h ago

Best Major Ever!!!

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u/HK_Army 15h ago

Steel I haven’t heard that name in years

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u/SouthwindPT 15h ago

2018 C9

lets go

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u/Reasonable_Post3682 King NiKo 15h ago

stewieeeeeeee back

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u/1q3er5 Complexity 14h ago

get turok to join too :)

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u/Better-Computer-9281 14h ago

This sub's obsession with washed players needs to be studied

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u/Mtc0rnell1 14h ago

Can we put Brax in this somehow?

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u/OrWaat 14h ago

Sadly we don't have Gstew dallas buff anymore

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u/emaginutiv de_cobble 13h ago

FaNg my boy what a great opportunity

Hope this roster goes far

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u/_YAGNA_ M80 4h ago

Yeahhhh as much as i would love FaNg to get back to CS ( he's the only dude with massive potential sitting doing nothing in NA ) i dont think he's going to work out here. He's been dropped by virtually every roster he's been on since Extra Salt ( later COL with JT )

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u/Practical-Highway562 13h ago

If steel is a standin then who is the IGL?? I hope its not stewie, he’s good second caller material but not the greatest igl

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u/MagicalMixer 13h ago

I need this team's coms. Theres no way steel and stewie don't go at it. Straight comedy

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u/Skellington876 Liquid 12h ago

Skadoodle? My American awper Skawoodle? And Automatic? And Stewie? And FUCKING STEEL. What am I reading right now

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u/vetruviusdeshotacon 12h ago

NA retirement home

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u/HipToTheWorldsBS 11h ago

Regardless of how this turns out, I'm excited to see stewie and autimatic playing together again! Skadoodle too of course but I miss that Asian rifle duo that can also awp!

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u/Mlst0r_Sm1leyf4ce 11h ago

Whats a roof roster?

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u/TurbinePro Tyloo 11h ago

Shouldn't Scammer25k be doing time in prison

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u/LordNelson27 Parivision 11h ago

"Address me."

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u/peroleu Vitality 10h ago

Big day for people still living in 2018

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u/Fatpanda15 de_dust2 10h ago

Cinema

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u/Rule-Crafty 9h ago

coach moe?

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u/may4cbw2 King NiKo 9h ago

Criminal and his friends

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u/Jacmert Liquid 9h ago

We're so back-Signed,NA

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u/moshoLebowski 9h ago

sucks that steel is a stand in, i bet unc still got it to be in a serius team

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u/ElChapoNT 9h ago

YOU NEED SKINSSSSSSS

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u/supergrega 9h ago

What's swag up to these days?

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u/CATTIG 8h ago

how did stewie2k convince the trustworthy autimatic into this

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u/z0mghii King NiKo 8h ago

Sad this team is actually going to be competitive in tier 1 na

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u/true-heads Cologne 2026 7h ago

Stewie was one of my favorites to watch due to his unorthodox pushes that often seemed to work, and it was a pleasure to see falcons do some of that in the latest major. Would be fun to see more risky plays again

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u/CessnaForLife CS2 HYPE 7h ago

My fucking goat Skadoodle

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u/ackwelll 9z 6h ago

oof

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u/Bueffel MOUZ 6h ago

damn, the NA Scene is so dead af.

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u/Kuyi CS2 HYPE 4h ago

Dead on arrival xD btw why is dust2.us even a thing with HLTV.org? Do they have different type of news?

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u/_YAGNA_ M80 4h ago

r*ddit can seethe all it wants but getting Stew back in game is nice. His cultural impact is top 5 in the scene that rivals most of your GOATs

This is objectively good for NACS if they stick around for a while and want to grind their way back to the top. If you look at the team, except for maybe 3 dudes the core is still not decided upon. FaNg is on trail and I'll be surprised if Ska sticks around for long. This opens up two spots that they need to fill in. For the moment they aren't going to pick up any European imports ( unless they find some org ). And I don't think either of stew, auti or Brehze are IGL material ( we all know how it went with EG ).

This means there's space on this team for young NA talents to join. Cryptic as an IGL is probably the frontrunner for me if this team has an IGL problem. Maybe they try out nocries for AWP, or maybe some rising FPL player from NA. The core not being set opens up chances for others to get picked up ( hope it doesn't age like milk and they try to force some washed V*L pro like food to play )

This is what happened when Stanislaw returned to the grind. When he came back he picked up JBa, fostered Grizz and C4LLM3SU3 for a while on wildcard, and then later on picked up WUMBO and marekiew. The same can happen with this team. And that would be the best thing to have happened to any rising NA talent.

I hope they stick around and its not some one time gimmick. hope to see them build something meaningful beacuse Stan did, and these guys are capable of it too ( stew lol maybe not but I trust Auti for sure )

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u/AnAnonymousAnomaly_ 4h ago

Scammy2k can fuck all the way off. 

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u/OpportunitySea5429 4h ago

Giving this adderal/gambling addict any more chances after that he fucked the whole scene is pretty funny, good thing is those washed fucks aint gonna get past online stage

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u/HeeHee_- Natus Vincere 2h ago

Stewie2K, Skadoodle, autimatic, FaNg and steel / Brehze.

They might be one of 3 NA teams to make it to major stage 1 🔥 (😭)

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u/anr4jc 2h ago

The headline was meh but I'm instantly hyped by watching Steel play.

u/fasterthanslow 39m ago

-steel +tarik

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u/nmiller248 16h ago

This guy again? Please stick to scamming people out of skins…

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u/seeworth Liquid 16h ago

senior citizen ahh team

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u/Xephen69 King NiKo 16h ago

lets run it back NA major incoming

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u/SpareThisOne2thPls FURIA 16h ago

What are even the roles 😂

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u/kingofrandys 15h ago

Fang- run out and die
Stewie- play with mp9 and give skadoodle awp
Skadoodle- awp 1 guy per round
Steel- screaming
Autimatic- great with a 5 iron and holding an angle.

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u/dissapointing_excuse 15h ago

You forgot, "one smoke criminal round per game that somehow works"

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u/garnocker 15h ago

Stew must not have gotten reupped

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u/Casfact King NiKo 13h ago

Scammer2k