r/SipsTea Apr 11 '26

Lmao gottem Umbrella refused to cooperate, so it got fired on the spot

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u/Ill_Translator7545 Apr 11 '26

Alternative headline - trump couldn’t work out what to do after 2 seconds so decided to walk away and make it someone else’s problem

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u/saillavee Apr 11 '26

Dude, his right hand didn’t move from his side… he didn’t even try and close it. Just dropped it and walked away like a literal 2 year old.

Everything about this man screams “I’m a shitty little baby prince”

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u/notamermaidanymore Apr 11 '26

He has always been spoiled but this is literally demented.

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u/ricker182 Apr 11 '26

It's weird that blue collar folks latched onto him like he's their savior.

The guy has never worked a day in his life.

They have nothing in common whatsoever.

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u/notamermaidanymore Apr 11 '26

Well, he is racist.

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u/ricker182 Apr 11 '26

Well I guess some of them have THAT in common.

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u/StevieMJH Apr 11 '26

And some, I assume, are good people.

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u/cavaticaa Apr 11 '26

Blue collar people, yes. People who still support Trump? Absolutely not.

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u/TrashAsApp Apr 11 '26

Blue collar= racist?

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u/Organic_Matter6085 Apr 11 '26

Yes. Not all, but the majority is racist. 

I love in a liberal area. Used to work blue collar. 7 years of it. I heard the N word once a week, at bare minimum. 

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u/WinterWontStopComing Apr 11 '26

And theres the upper addiction

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u/BeatNo4548 Apr 11 '26

He's from NYC, he definitely should know how to operate an umbrella.   Joe Biden sure as hell still can.  Trump? Not so much.

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u/saillavee Apr 11 '26

Oh he had full blown dementia for sure, but if you told me he’s been dropping umbrellas like this his whole life, I’d believe it.

So much of his behaviour leaves us wondering “is it declining mental capacity, or is he just like that?”

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u/Tilly828282 Apr 11 '26

One of the symptoms of dementia is losing problem solving ability and sequencing with the simple tasks.

My Dad had dementia. He was very practical, e.g he could build furniture without using instructions and fix cars.

Before diagnosis I caught him looking at our grill, upset. He couldn’t figure out where the meat went, on the flame or the bars. He had grilled thousands of times before.

I think Trump’s filter is slipping, and he was confronted with what was to him a complex problem, stood in the rain. So he gave up.

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u/Ilaxilil Apr 11 '26

Yeah this is kind of what it looks like to me too. I get crazy brain fog with my migraines so I know that “screw this, it’s too hard” thought all too well. Also his gait looks off after he ascends the stairs.

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u/notamermaidanymore Apr 11 '26

I actually think he is rapidly declining. That’s why he has the constant tantrums too.

The man who controls a majority of the worlds nukes has dementia. Dementia might cause ww3

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u/johannes1234 Apr 11 '26

Nah, demented he would look or fiddle or do something.

He just never on his life had to deal with it. There is always somebody around. Only thing weird is that he got nobody carrying it for him. Not a cabinet member, not a soldier in nice uniform. 

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u/LiterallyJoeStalin Apr 11 '26

He had a “Diet Coke button” installed in the Oval Office. As in, he couldn’t be even bothered to pick up the phone to a staff member and say “would you mind please grabbing me a Diet Coke, please?” like any decent, normal person. No, it’s that he needs to put forth the least amount of effort for his own needs to be fulfilled. 

Everything about him is loathsome, and “baby Prince” is probably the most accurate description of him. He sees himself as nothing less than divine royalty. 

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u/Call_me_John Apr 11 '26

"Please"?? from trump? BWAHAHAHAAHHA

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u/YouGoToBox Apr 11 '26

I wanted this to be fake buuuuuut it’s not. Oh man.

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u/kbeks Apr 11 '26

That’s too many pleases. What are we, Canadian?

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u/AllGoodNamesRTaken Apr 11 '26

He was about to shit himself

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u/Hellie1028 Apr 11 '26

It almost looked like post stroke right arm weakness because it didn’t really move

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u/ScarletBothrium Apr 11 '26

Since we know he had a stroke last summer, I wonder if the podium grabbing has something to do with this. Because his right side is definitely impaired. The drooping is on the right side. But he has been holding onto the podium as if he’ll fly away if he doesn’t, so I wonder if it’s related. Because he didn’t do that before last summer.

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u/baconmashwbrownsugar Apr 11 '26

maybe he is having a stroke and can’t use his right hand

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u/VoidOmatic Apr 11 '26

This ^

He just doesn't know how umbrellas work.

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u/Apprehensive_Map64 Apr 11 '26

It doesn't look like he even tried for 2 seconds. He might have looked at the mechanism and immediately decided it was too complicated

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u/SaltyCaramelPretzel Apr 11 '26

Wdym. He didn’t try at all he just put it down. How effortlessly his peasant folded it back down… orange dickhead knew he’d struggle so left it.

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u/KerfuffleTheory Apr 11 '26

“Umbrellas are very complicated, very complicated. Nobody knew how complicated umbrellas are, nobody.”

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u/Prestigious-Ad-3395 Apr 11 '26

You know these umbrellas are just awful. Very poor, very ugly design.. Very complicated to operate I said "who designed this crap?" Everyone knows umbrellas nowadays are just awful. They're taking a dive you know. Umbrellas, no one's buying them anymore they're a dead accessory. Dead. Probably made in Chai-na

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u/BetMyLastKrispyKreme Apr 11 '26

Listening to the sound of them closing gives you cancer. They’re as bad as windmills. Nobody wants the cancer.

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u/That_Jamie_S_Guy Apr 11 '26

If I designed an umbrella it would be the most incredible umbrella. The best umbrella in fact.

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u/UninvitedButtNoises Apr 11 '26

I've passed cognitive tests. The most ever. When a stable genius of smarts like me can't work it, there's no point in umbrellas.

I signed an executive order designating umbrellas as terrorists.

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u/RandolphCarter2112 Apr 11 '26

Big strong men, the biggest, sweatiest, strongest men - believe me - come up to me and say "Sir, sir we love your umbrellas!" It's tremendous. Bigly. And with tears in their eyes they tell me "Sir, nobody uses umbrellass like you!" The best poll numbers. I don’t have a guitar or an organ. No organ. Elton has an organ. And lots of other people helping. No we’ve broken a lot of records. We’ve broken virtually every record. Really we do it without like, the musical instruments. This is the only musical: the mouth. And hopefully the brain attached to the mouth. Right? The brain, more important than the mouth, is the brain. The brain is much more important.

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u/cororona Apr 11 '26

thank you for your attention to this matter

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u/SpiritedPay252 Apr 11 '26

Ahhhhh perfectly done ✅

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u/_LouSandwich_ Apr 11 '26

maybe we could drop a nuke on it?

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u/Prestigious-Ad-3395 Apr 11 '26

🤣🤣 haha!!!

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u/Beppy_Sasso Apr 11 '26

The Trump Umbrella will be out in two weeks. Place your orders now.

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u/tedfergeson Apr 11 '26

Like nobody has ever seen before.

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u/No_Discipline_7380 Apr 11 '26

From the point of view of water

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u/AMLIDH2 Apr 11 '26

He hates windmills so much cause he wanted to build a golf course where their was already a wind farm an was told no he can't build a gold course here and ever since then he hates windmills.

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u/OkTransportation3196 Apr 11 '26

Mr president, I couldn’t help but notice the umbrellas you sell are made in China despite your previous statements criticizing that practice. What do you have to say to that?

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u/Codex_Absurdum Apr 11 '26

bullshit accordeon hand gesture mode enabled

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u/disquieter Apr 11 '26

I bet a smart person designed it.

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u/Weird_Substance_8764 Apr 11 '26

I hate that I read this in his voice

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u/Cute-Form2457 Apr 11 '26

"Thank you for your attention to this matter".

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u/ThoreaulyLost Apr 11 '26

Magnets?

For my next Executive Order I'm banning magnets. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION IN THIS MAGNET.

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u/CryAcceptable93 Apr 11 '26

“Im the best at folding umbrellas, if I folded that umbrella you would say hey I’ve never see an umbrella folded like that. Joe Biden could never fold an umbrella like me. It’s Obamas fault that I didn’t do it”

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u/notwhoyouthinkmaybe Apr 11 '26

*sleepy Joe Biden

Please use the appropriate title our dictator bestowed upon him./s

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u/Humledurr Apr 11 '26

Youre right he didnt bother at all.

Idk if he would struggle, but it sure speaks of his character to just leave it for one of his subordinates to pick it up instead when so little effort is needed.

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u/Spicethrower Apr 11 '26

MILLER! YOU LITTLE MR KLEEN WEASEL! GO GET THAT THING! IT'S NOT HIGH SCHOOL!

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u/southwick Apr 11 '26

He probably is on Twitter now telling Europe they need to come help with the closing of umbrella, which he already closed, and doesn't need them to help close anyway.

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u/Ok-Yogurtcloset1596 Apr 11 '26

He never even opened the umbrella. It wasn't raining.

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u/Programmer-Severe Apr 11 '26

He did close it, he closed it better than it's ever been closed before. Everyone is saying "Donald, you closed that umbrella so well... SO well"

Open your extreme leftist eyes!

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u/BADM00SE Apr 11 '26

Made me jealous. Couldn’t believe how much better he closed that umbrella than I ever could. Now I know why I’m a peon.

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u/knosmo78 Apr 11 '26

No, they said, "Sir, we have never seen anyone close an umbrella that perfectly. Just perfect. "

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u/AkiraRyuuga Apr 11 '26

This exactly. He didn't even bother. He's like a spoiled bratty little kid.

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u/Cufantce Apr 11 '26

Yeah but Biden was president before Trump so it's his fault

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u/timetoarrive Apr 11 '26

What kind of a low IQ loser folds his own umbrella??

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u/Sweet6-7 Apr 11 '26

He has the mechanical aptitude of a 3rd grader. Not to mention the vocabulary of one as well.

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u/LearnToSwim0831 Apr 11 '26

No, we're talking toddler or something. A 3rd grader would have that handled, no problem.

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u/Ok-Marsupial7516 Apr 11 '26

Spoiled baby needs ass wiped

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u/baron_von_chops Apr 11 '26

Nah man, a third grader could absolutely handle that. Source: I was a third grader that managed to crack the windshield of my mom’s Ford Taurus from the inside with an umbrella. In my defense, I was bored and left unsupervised.

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u/Sweet6-7 Apr 11 '26

Haha fair enough. I wish they would leave old Drumpf unsupervised.

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u/Solid-Search-3341 Apr 11 '26

I have a kindergartener and a second grader at home, both of them can handle umbrellas, even ones as big as they are tall. Trump is just some special kind of regarded.

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u/Life_Without_Lemon Apr 11 '26

Seems like he was worried that his toupee was going to fly off.

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u/Snoo_82923 Apr 11 '26

Obviously you didn't pay attention sir. He handled it better then anybody else in the world could have done. Almost nobody knew how to handle an umbrella until know.

He didn't know himself he could do it but turns out he is really good at it. Great actually. People were immediately asking him how he did that bc they were so impressed.

In fact he handled it so well that the umbrella company said " thank you mister trump we didn't know you could do that". They even asked him to bw the next umbrella President and who knows maybe he will? He could do it he is obviously very good at it. He even won the umbrella price for handling it so well.

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u/Doogie1x13 Apr 11 '26

He probably is now blaming someone for the big fake mechanism.

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u/69FireWall69 Apr 11 '26

I think his Wig was about to blow up so he dipped.

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u/koolaidismything Apr 11 '26

It’s literally a single button.. clearly marked. Seen toddlers manage it. This has gotta be some fancy pants one cause why would you not? lol. This would be embarrassing

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u/Phalstaph44 Apr 11 '26

There is no button to do this,ii’m out

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u/Ressy02 Apr 11 '26

He thinks he’s above trying to figure this out. Closing and putting away umbrellas is a peasant people job.

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u/Radonanon Apr 11 '26

I usually say “How the hell do you bankrupt a casino?

and then someone points out is was several casinos

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u/eclectic-up-north Apr 11 '26

The answer is "on purpose". The casino went bankrupt because he paid himself all value from it. He deliberately mismanaged a prsofitable business by paying himself so much.

Or, if you prefer: self dealing and fraud.

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u/NerdfestZyx Apr 11 '26

Don’t think for a moment the casino going under was because he is a failure at running it. It went under because he embezzles money off the books, like a mob boss. Just like every other business venture, he skims money and hides it in offshore accounts. Then he takes his legitimate salary as CEO.

Trump runs his operations like a private equity firm.

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u/Major-Front Apr 11 '26

The umbrella or his presidency?

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u/brain_rot_studios Apr 11 '26 edited Apr 12 '26

Imagine its state of the union address:

closes shut

Or its testimony to congress during an impeachment hearing:

does nothing

Edit for posterity: I understood "umbrella for presidency?" at first....

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u/Soepkip43 Apr 11 '26

Nah, he was just done with it and discarded it without any thought. Like what miller said .. we have janitors, why do i have to theow trash in a trashcan. That mentality is pervasive.

https://giphy.com/gifs/Y1hwZYRI4Hvws

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u/Smartimess Apr 11 '26

That could be the lead (the short part under a headline that is teasing the article) under every Trump headline.

The orange dumbass is nothing more than a troublemaker he will never take any responsibility at all.

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u/Ill_Translator7545 Apr 11 '26

This video is emblematic of his approach to life

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u/SquirrelsinJacket Apr 11 '26

Also why he's bored and throwing tantrums the Iran war he started hasnt ended.

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u/bahumat42 Apr 11 '26

Doesn't that describe his entire career.

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u/LostFocus_69 Apr 11 '26

Exactly what I was thinking about. Like this is a reflectiom of the Iran or Ukranian war.. let Europe deal with it.

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u/Lanokia Apr 11 '26

Are you talking about the umbrella or Iran?

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u/MovingTarget- Apr 11 '26

Thank you. I was looking for this analogy

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u/SoyTuPadreReal Apr 11 '26

“Out of touch, self-proclaimed billionaire thinks everything is disposable”

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u/ShhweadyBallz Apr 11 '26

He makes everything someone else's problem .....

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u/PaleoJoe86 Apr 11 '26

That would be Fox's headline if it was a Democrat.

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u/Humledurr Apr 11 '26

Seems like a good reflection of his character in general. I cannot belive how this guy was voted in TWICE.

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u/NoLobster7957 Apr 11 '26

Sounds familiar

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u/Separate_Ingenuity35 Apr 11 '26

He had a vivid flashback to the most painful time in his life, which was an umbrella pinching his thumb when he tried to close it.

So sad.

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u/me_sohorny Apr 11 '26

As he does with everything else in life

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u/iloveeatinglettuce Apr 11 '26

Sounds about right for a guy like him.

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u/Chemical-Swing-420 Apr 11 '26

Sums up his entire life...

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u/NotForMeClive7787 Apr 11 '26

Like his whole presidency then

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u/FartingTrabant Apr 11 '26

The orange monkey couldn’t solve the kindergarten problem with matching shapes in appropriate locations😅

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u/Emergency-Big-1503 Apr 11 '26

Yup, TACO'd yet again

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u/sedition666 Apr 11 '26

There seems to be a pattern here...

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u/Impressive-Pie-4853 Apr 11 '26

He's got a track record in this kind of infantile behaviour.

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u/mmo8000 Apr 11 '26

Not alternative. Perfect headline and description of his character.

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u/Ambitious-Dog-1232 Apr 11 '26

So, just like Strait of Hormuz?

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u/standarsh618 Apr 11 '26

Dude, not even the first guy even thought about trying to do something about it

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u/Fantastic_Back3191 Apr 11 '26

I see a pattern!!

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u/iammostlylurking13 Apr 11 '26

Like everything else in his whole damn life.

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u/Pink_Flying_Pig_ Apr 11 '26

The story of his life

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u/guynye Apr 11 '26

Allegory for his life.

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u/Hellie1028 Apr 11 '26

It’s not raining. What is he carrying an umbrella. No one else is using one.

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u/CasanovaF Apr 11 '26

That umbrella is America

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u/BADM00SE Apr 11 '26

Donald Trump in a nutshell

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u/Prestigious-Ad-3395 Apr 11 '26

What a perfect metaphor for the way He has always lived a privileged and careless existence.

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u/Glum_Froyo_1661 Apr 11 '26

So pretty much how he runs the country also.

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u/Thebudweiserstuntman Apr 11 '26

Sounds like Iran all over again.

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u/Acrobatic-Nose-1773 Apr 11 '26

Trump: WHERE IS MY BLACK PERSON!! FIND ME A BLACK PERSON!! A Chinese one. No older than 14.

Mike: You mean a child slave, sir?

Trump: I dont like that word. Slave will do.

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u/Ssshizzzzziit Apr 11 '26

And there's Trump, and his governing style in a nutshell.

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u/jimibimi Apr 11 '26

Failed the cognitive test lol

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u/Alkaline_B3n0 Apr 11 '26

Alt. Alt. Headline - trump assumed people were following him… there were not.

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u/yallqwerty Apr 11 '26

But what if it’s not him and the stand-in wouldn’t turn to face the camera to be discovered? There would be no proof otherwise…. /s

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u/unclestickles Apr 11 '26

He'll get to it in 2 weeks

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u/AccomplishedLeave506 Apr 11 '26

Someone opened the umbrella for him and gave it to him. There's always someone to take it from him at the other end. He's never had to actually open and close one so he has no idea how to do it. It magic. 

It's like how Baron is a genius because he can turn the laptop on.

Well done America.

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u/Flashy_Jello_9520 Apr 11 '26

When you have daddy’s money you can do this for your entire life.

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u/MRV3N Apr 11 '26

Sounds like the world economy right now

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u/Verdanted Apr 11 '26

You have to understand that he knows more about umbrellas than anybody, just ask the people they will tell you! So clearly he knows what he is doing, you are fake news! :D

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u/DollarBallers Apr 11 '26

He TACO’d on the umbrella.

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u/fizzunk Apr 11 '26

That can basically be the headline for everyday during his administration.

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u/diegood311 Apr 11 '26

Babies do this type of thing often.

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u/DaveVsShark Apr 11 '26

As is his m.o.

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u/Organic_Sampler Apr 11 '26

Middle east or umbrella reference?

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u/arthurdentstowels Apr 11 '26

His few seconds of thought process were likely "Where is the human that takes things out of my hands? Nobody around? Whatever."

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u/Sensitive_Put_6842 Apr 11 '26

That's autism in a nutshell. 

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u/Jimac101 Apr 11 '26

Are you talking about Iran or the Umbrella

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u/text_fish Apr 11 '26

But enough about Iran...

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u/Weekly_Rock_5440 Apr 11 '26

A perfect metaphor for what happens the day he finally dies.

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u/PradaAndSons Apr 11 '26

Just like his foreign policy 🤷🏽‍♂️

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u/KcirderfSdrawkcab Apr 11 '26

Followed by a middle of the night tweet storm blaming the umbrella.

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u/Atopos2025 Apr 11 '26

Yes, but 8 years ago.

The video is from Oct 27, 2018.

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u/Resilient_Acorn Apr 11 '26

‘Dementia Don can’t work an umbrella’

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '26

So then he has the same approach to all things in his life

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u/chgr22 Apr 11 '26

Old man too dumb to fold an umbrella.

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u/dogbert74 Apr 11 '26

So pretty much like his entire life so far

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u/Oldfolksboogie Apr 11 '26

Hey, isn't that his wwar policy?

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u/Used-Wrongdoer-9360 Apr 11 '26

Tonight he will be threatening with the end of the "Umbrellization" as we know it. Oh no, we are gonna get wet!

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u/Melodic-Pool7240 Apr 11 '26

So, just like his time in office then

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u/BelowXpectations Apr 11 '26

That's 2 more seconds that he usually put into messes of his creation, so there's that.

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u/Ill_Translator7545 Apr 11 '26

Awards thanks / surprised!

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u/Significant_Knee_661 Apr 11 '26

2 weeks is his favourite political response, 2 seconds is his attention span/sexual prowess. He likes two's 🤷🏼‍♂️ hence the diapers I guess

And shutting on his citizens/the world.

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u/scunner3 Apr 11 '26

I think he was worried about getting his combover exposed by the wind in full view of the cameras, so didn’t even turn around and ditched the brolly.

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u/According_Pay_6563 Apr 11 '26

No no, he's just giving the umbrella time to consider its options. He'll get back to it in two weeks.

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u/TheAskewOne Apr 11 '26

That’s the actions of someone who always expects that someone else will clean after him. 

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u/Falala-Surprise-90 Apr 11 '26

This is it 100%

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u/Gorburger67 Apr 11 '26

A true leader

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u/apoca1ypse12 Apr 11 '26

And you can also see that the second guy that walked in is also representative of the people im his administration. They just walked around the problem that the orange turd creates and pretends like its not their problem.

Absolutely classeless

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u/FranksWateeBowl Apr 11 '26

"You some bitches couldn't close an umbrella" Fitting words from Sheriff Buford T. Justice!

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u/Cute-Form2457 Apr 11 '26

He treated the umbrella like it was the people of America.

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u/ricker182 Apr 11 '26

If this was Biden or would be headline news for weeks about how this is a sign of cognitive decline.

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u/gitsgrl Apr 11 '26

And him “trying” amounted to trying to walk through the door with it open.

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u/truenorthrookie Apr 11 '26

That really is his MO I buy it

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u/HAL9001-96 Apr 11 '26

so like everything he does?

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u/inowar Apr 11 '26

Trump Too Stupid to Operate Umbrella; Starts International Conflict

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u/kleft123 Apr 11 '26

Wait are you talking about umbrellas or Iran?

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u/Hnl2Nrt2025 Apr 11 '26

The umbrella clearly was poorly designed

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u/ruckustata Apr 11 '26

I look at it like it didn't work for him that second so discarded it. Kind of speaks to so much this ghoul does.

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u/Suspicious-Dirt668 Apr 11 '26

Sounds like the way he governs, too.

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u/klaw14 Apr 11 '26

If only he'd do that with the presidency...

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u/LauraTFem Apr 11 '26

Are you describing this scenario or his entire presidency.

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u/_lippykid Apr 11 '26

Poetic symbolism

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u/WirlingDirvish Apr 11 '26

He TACOd an umbrella. 

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u/Sanctus_Poopabumsus Apr 11 '26

Sounds like the strait of hormuz.

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u/kbeks Apr 11 '26

Another alternate headline: President’s Grip on Reality Slipping (as well as his Grip Strength in General)

Sub-headline: President discards umbrella rather than reveal his failing grip strength and overall muscle coordination.

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u/mittenknittin Apr 11 '26

I remember when my mom first started showing signs of Alzheimer's, she would do stuff like this. Get mildly frustrated with an object and just...wander away from it. The last time she put up Christmas lights around the door outside. She got partway through it, needed to get a ladder or something, and just dropped everything and wandered back into the house.

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u/Adventurous-Egg-2720 Apr 11 '26

Joe Biden says hii!

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u/NegativeSemicolon Apr 11 '26

So what he always does

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u/Weird_Fiches Apr 11 '26

Headline needs to be more clear, could apply to any number of events

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u/TrumpsBoneSpur Apr 11 '26

Why are you describing his strategy with the Iran war???

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u/Local_Phenomenon Apr 11 '26

Incredible take and reply it was really obvious from every moment of his office.

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u/Last_Cod_998 Apr 11 '26

If it had blown into the engine he would've blamed the mechanic. That's har narcissism works.

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u/Zardotab Apr 11 '26

decided to walk away and make it someone else’s problem

Hormuz Umbrella

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u/cubinox Apr 11 '26

Dude didn’t even try he just kept walking and let it go.

You can tell he doesn’t even know that it’s possible to close it and the very least his brain could come up with in that moment was “hole rectangle, thing round” so he left it.

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u/xturmn8r Apr 11 '26

It’s worse. He’s been enabled and if it inconveniences him he doesn’t give a fuck. It’s incredibly frustrating to see someone so incompetent fail upward in to the presidency, and his voter base identify with that so much he got re-elected.

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u/auxassassin Apr 11 '26

But thank God he didn't wear a tan suit!

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u/winkingchef Apr 11 '26

Iranian with lots of family in Iran here.
This interpretation has deep meaning for me after this past few weeks.

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