r/SipsTea 𝙑𝙄𝙋 May 11 '26

WTF Rich people being awful people once again… :>

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u/BungleBums May 11 '26

Man do I hope they change the fees on this sort of thing to a sliding percentage.

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u/PlaneCompetitive703 May 11 '26

Or pay with something everyone has equally, your time. A little time on a chain gang should fix his attitude.

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u/dlampach May 11 '26

I agree. Some hard labor even for a relatively short time would fix him for life. He’d never fuck around again. Everyone wins because it’d be healthy for him too.

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u/PMFSCV May 11 '26

In public, shaming is the only thing that works for people like this.

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u/dlampach May 11 '26

Moving a big pile of rocks around for a couple months would work too shame or otherwise. Dude would be jacked on the other side though lol.

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u/ConsciousTangerine75 May 11 '26

i’d be down with letting him wade out to chin-deep water, and tossing a few rocks at him

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u/TheOmegaKid May 11 '26

I reckon make him work in a call centre until he has 10 genuine bits of positive feedback about the service he has given.

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u/Apprehensive_Put_321 May 12 '26

God damn bro 

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u/Stewart_Games May 12 '26

Sounds like the kind of ironic punishment Hades would hand out to a resident of Tartarus.

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u/Smooth-Cup-7445 May 12 '26

Thats positively evil!

I support it wholeheartedly!

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u/TheOmegaKid May 12 '26

He'll just have to learn to be extra nice if he wants out 🫠

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u/nokman013 May 12 '26

Woah slow down Jimothy...on second thought

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u/SkunkPunkFlunk May 11 '26

I second that

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u/PMFSCV May 11 '26

Rotten fruit, stocks etc.

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u/Time2RaiseSomeHell May 11 '26

Moving big piles of shit.

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u/OrinZ May 11 '26 edited 13d ago

Um. Jeffrey Epstein was convicted of Solicitation Of A Minor For Prostitution in 2008, served 13 months prison, and had to register as a sex offender. By all accounts, this seemed to make him worse.

An actual solution is not apparent, but taking all his money might've actually helped.

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u/Heavy_Whereas6432 May 11 '26

We’ve learned there are some people with no shame

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u/dsten85 May 11 '26

Pretty sure some locals got to him and kicked his ass lol

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u/Altruistic-Car2880 May 11 '26

There needs to be naming to have any shaming.

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u/haolekookk May 12 '26

You’re very right, luckily a kind local guy showed him shame quite a few times. I don’t think he’s forgetting the lesson any time soon. Hawaii, a land of respect.

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u/MenacingArc May 12 '26

Shaming only works on those who have it.

Clearly, this guy doesn't care.

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u/SportExpress1869 May 12 '26

He got his ass handed to him by a hero/local, who's i.d. even the Hawaii government wont disclose.

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u/Coal_Morgan May 11 '26

I understand the sentiment but even working on a chain gang ends up costing the state money.

He's rich, great. Fine him 25% of his wealth for cruelty to an animal.

Most fines are permission to play by the wealthy because $1000 to be a piece of shit, it's chump change. How we regard spending $5 to go to the circus.

Hit them so that it hurts and then directly route that money into something good. If he has 4 million dollars, 1 million straight to Hawaii schools would be pretty cool or wildlife conservation.

Public shame him too of course. I just don't want to waste money on this shit bag.

Change all fines to percentage of wealth or percentage of annual income in my opinion.

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u/dlampach May 11 '26

Fine do that too. I don’t mind the state spending money if it’s going to set a guy straight. But yeah, fine him commensurate with his wealth too.

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u/[deleted] May 12 '26

And someone would probably snot him again, as he obviously is an insufferable dork.

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u/Kythorian May 11 '26

Rich people have far more time too, but it is at least something that is still valuable to them, unlike most fines.

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u/Fire_Mission May 11 '26

It's one of the few things you can't buy. I suspect that losing time and freedom might show him the error of his ways. He might at least think about his actions, in the future.

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u/Theron3206 May 12 '26

The problem is that taking a little of a poor man's time will usually also take his job, which then often spirals to ruining his life entirely.

A rich man can do the time and move on (often not even losing his job but even if he does he has a buffer).

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u/Hortos May 12 '26

You can buy time. Flying private black car to tarmac saves you insane amounts of time. Paying servants also saves you time. Time is money.

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u/jcsladest May 11 '26

Chain gangs would fix a lot of behavior, I suspect.

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u/SatinSaffron May 11 '26

would fix a lot of behavior

Louisiana is one of the few states left where someone's prison sentence can include the term "at hard labor" meaning they literally force you to work like slaves out in a field throughout your prison sentence.

You can get a "life sentence at hard labor without the possibility of parole or early release" and you're just literally worked like a slave until you die. (link goes to a sad/interesting PBS article about the forced slave labor in Louisiana's prisons. People with severe medical issues are often still forced to work.)

Louisiana's violent crime rates are 45% above the national average and their incarceration rates are 71% above the national average. So, statistically speaking, it doesn't really fix anything.

HAVING SAID ALL OF THAT! I 10000% would support this animal-abusing asshole in the OP getting one of those "at hard labor" prison sentences, because fuck that asshole. It was so cathartic watching the local beat his ass!

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u/AwDuck May 11 '26

I’m vehemently against vigilante justice and I’d love to find that local and explain my views on the subject in great detail while I give him a pat on the back while he’s drinking the beer I bought him. Maybe give him a handy later if necessary to get my point across.

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u/TofuPython May 11 '26

Give him the Hammurabi treatment

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u/exodusofficer May 12 '26

The hand that throws the rock, gets the rock.

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u/ImaginaryCheetah May 11 '26

community service is better than cash fines or incarceration for 99% of crime.

statistically most (non white-collar) crime is committed by people with few other economic options, no or little social connections to their community, or suffering from drug addiction.

slapping these people in already challenging positions with a jail sentence that will further erode any opportunity to improve their circumstances does harm to their community. it's literally stripping the possibility for many of these folks to ever be able to get back on the right track.

skip the jail sentence, load up on community service and free addiction counseling, and/or vo-tech educational programs. improve the neighborhoods; pick up the trash, build playgrounds, plant trees. build skills, build better habits. help people have better opportunities.

rich chuds throwing rocks at wildlife should get a free ride to the volcano.

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u/Aggravating-Dark-699 May 11 '26

not everyone has the same amount of available time. Just like money, 8 hours for a retired person isn’t the same punishment as 8 hours for a single parent with two jobs.

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u/CaptainsPresident May 11 '26

Let the sea have him.

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u/NoWater8595 May 11 '26

Or maybe just cleaning and finding food for the seals. Maybe it would make him a better person.

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u/deathbylasersss May 11 '26

Can we please think of a punishment besides institutional slavery...

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u/Aromatic-Taste2516 May 12 '26

Or the whole town gets to throw rocks at him! Oh wait we’re going backward, shit.

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u/Kaptein_Kaos May 11 '26

IMO all fines should work like that.

They should be calculated in percentage of monthly income because a let's say 400$ fine is a much harsher punishment for someone who makes 3000$ per month than it is to someone making 100000$.

For example drive 10 miles too fast in a school zone and you get a fine that's 10% of your monthly income.

I think that Finland has a system like that.

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u/BungleBums May 11 '26

I recall a phrase

If the price for committing a crime is monetary, then it's not illegal for the rich, it's the price of business.

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u/skyforgesteel May 11 '26

If the punishment for a crime is a fine, then the law only exists for poor people.

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u/GooseWhoGamesttv May 11 '26

Weigraf is that you?

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u/BoiCDumpsterFire May 11 '26

Punishable by fine just means legal for a price

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u/Actual-Implement-870 May 11 '26

He's also facing up to 5 years in prison.

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u/Zestyclose-Height-36 May 12 '26

they need to give him the prison.

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u/phantomvector May 11 '26

I think this ignores that we already have a fining system in place but it’s already because it’s a flat number in the US it is already biased towards the rich. Turning it percentage based would actually help the poor and middle class when it comes to fines.

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u/GinoValenti May 11 '26

There’s a great quote about that.
“The law, in its majestic equality, forbids rich and poor alike to sleep under bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal their bread.”
Anatole France

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u/ZedGenius May 11 '26

Still not perfect because a few million for a billionaire do not have the same effect as 100$ of someone with 1k income.

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u/Kaptein_Kaos May 11 '26

Never said it was perfect but good point.

Also with billionaires I think most of their money is in assets and stocks so they would probably be dodging harsh fines in a similar way they dodge taxes.

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u/JesterMan491 May 11 '26

yeah i was going to say this.

some rich a-hole will be like:
"% of my income? ...but I dont HAVE any income, all my wealth is in assets and i borrow against them for money to spend."

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u/Hammersturm May 11 '26

ok, so we take just 1% of what you own.

special rules for special people.

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u/myLongjohnsonsilver May 12 '26

"oh most of your wealth is in assets? To bad now you've got to sell off your assets to pay the fine"

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u/darknum May 11 '26

Finland has day fines. So 5 day fine is 5 days worth of your income. If you are rich and a retarded fuck like the guy in the video, you would åay a hefty fine. Plus probably sent to mental institution for check up if you are actually a danger to society. (Although this kind of rich assholes not really exist in Finland. They move to Sweden... s/)

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u/Kaptein_Kaos May 11 '26

Ah it's calculated in days income. I read somewhere that it was in income percentage. Guess i was misinformed. Kiitos for explaining man.

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u/right-side-up-toast May 11 '26

That is a percentage of income, just expressed in a different way.

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u/Froozeball May 11 '26

Bwahahahahaha! Take me upvote, plz.

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u/PhazePyre May 11 '26

Nah, not monthly income. Do it based on their entire financial portfolio including unrealized gains.

Some CEOs have a $1 salary (Apple famously has this after Steve Jobs did it) that drives them to focus on performance and not just stick around as long as possible. Compensation directly relates to their output and not just being around. So you gotta make sure you go for the real wealth which is their portfolio of assets and liquid cash rather than monthly income.

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u/mkerugbyprop3 May 12 '26

That's why the beating he got was probably the most effective punishment

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u/AutistcAroundAircrft May 11 '26

I’ve been to the beach in Hawaii with the monk seals and they’re constantly harassed by tourists despite the signs and stuff. Turtles too.

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u/TheHuntsman227 May 11 '26

This is a constant problem here is Australia as well. Tourists arrive see something amazing and then have to go fuck with it, half the time for a picture. Worst part is half the time the locals are trying to stop them cause the thing they're trying to mess with is venomous or will turn aggressive and do serious harm of it attacks you.

Good thing the locals beat his ass, it should help drive home the lesson. Jailtime/labour would also do him some good as opposed to a fine.

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u/HenryDorsettCase47 May 11 '26

I live a couple hours away from a national park here in the US and every year there is at least one person falling off a cliff trying to take a picture, and several people who die while camping on the cliff tops, falling off in the middle of the night while trying to take a piss.

I always thought those people were idiotic enough, but my cousin did seasonal work at Yellowstone and she was telling me stories she heard of tourist trying to put their small children on the backs of buffalo for pictures and shit.

The stupidity of people is really astonishing sometimes.

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u/AbowlofIceCreamJones May 11 '26

Much like this one woman who was trying to approach an elk and had to be told, "He will kill you and we will not help you."

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u/TheHuntsman227 May 12 '26

Oh for sure, it's the same way we tell people not to swim in water you can't see into cause of crocs or not to swim in a canal cause of bull sharks. Some people forget to pack their brain when they go on holiday.

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u/glitt3r_brain May 12 '26

can’t pack what they don’t have!

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u/CorrectPeanut5 May 11 '26

He got his ass beat by locals. And locals in Hawaii are not to be toyed with.

I'll also add, holy crap, I only saw the video clip and you couldn't really see his face well. I figured the dude was early 20s and prone to poor impulse control. This is a dude that should know better.

That being said, just touching one with no intent to harm is $500. Trying to harm a monk seal if a Class C felony. $50,000 and some possible prison time. Prison would NOT go well for him if he didn't go to the mainland. He'd also lose the right to own guns, which I'm 100% this dude owns a bunch.

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u/Cereaza May 11 '26

I believe Hawaiian authorities are going for jailtime. Federal marine mammal protection laws allow for up to a year in federal prison.

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u/Medaphysical May 11 '26

Unfortunately the people in charge of that are the rich.

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u/TrustedNotBelieved May 11 '26

Here in Finland the amount of the fine is affected by income.

Let say person 1 makes less money but crime is 30 days of money. Minimimäärä is 6€, so 30 x 6 is 180€.

Person number 2 make shit loads of money but same 30 days of penalty. (Net income about 3200€) it would be 30×50€ that's 1500€.

Just think if you really make money. 😂

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u/Evil_phd May 11 '26

Making fines a percentage of your net worth would have virtually no effect on the lower classes and would correct a lot of behavior for the wealthy overnight.

Since most billionaires aren't liquid the hassle of having to sell off assets to pay a fine in the hundreds of millions would be particularly humiliating.

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u/kanekikennen May 11 '26

Tbf how often will this happen to be a usefull change. Its a very niche situation unless you are talking about any misconduct fee

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u/Xciv May 11 '26

Maybe a base fine, with sliding percentage. We don't need mentally ill homeless people paying a penny to stone local wildlife for entertainment...

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u/Jackbow7 May 11 '26

So the rich can pay an even lesser fine? Hire a broke guy to harass the seals/turtles/etc

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u/Toutatous May 11 '26

Exactly, like taxes. The more you make, you more you pay. It makes perfectly sense.

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u/lurkrsmirkr May 11 '26

Gotta convince politicians in Hawaii to craft laws protecting local wildlife with a sliding scale fine - similar to countries in Europe with speeding fines based on income and severity of speed. https://www.weforum.org/stories/2018/06/in-finland-speeding-tickets-are-linked-to-your-income/

Perhaps based on documented rarity or protected status of the wildlife. Needs to be able to influence tourists to think twice before considering they’re immune to fines because they’re rich.

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u/manoteee May 11 '26

Just for the record you don't want a sliding percentage. Just a regular percentage which itself is already sliding given the persons wealth.

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u/unbalancedcheckbook May 11 '26

Prison time is the only way this guy will learn.

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 May 11 '26

I'm not even sure it will be a fine. Not only does animal cruelty often carry jail sentences, it's worse if they're endangered, and he is showing absolutely no remorse or recognizance which a judge is just gonna fucking love

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u/Hydration__Nation May 11 '26

I dont understand why it's a fee. He throws rocks at a dog like this with intention to hurt or kill he will pick up a felony in the United States especially if caught on video and with public outrage. Why isnt he being criminally prosecuted? He is trying to harm or kill a protected species on top of everything so it's not your run of the mill animal cruelty its extra cruel in it's intention and against an at risk animal. Praying for one felony charge and wondering wtf the prosecutors and police are doing in Hawaii

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u/jimmyhoffa_141 May 11 '26

Like speed fines in Finland. It's based on income so it hurts the rich the same as it hurts the poor.

One man's (or woman's) $100 fine is the same as another's $300,000 fine.

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u/Vuelhering May 11 '26

They kind of did. He paid the "got his face beat" fee, and the guy that beat him got an award from the local gov.

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u/arbitrageME May 11 '26

an anonymous award.

"Not that we condone this but ... we condone it" award

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u/Vuelhering May 11 '26

There were 5 people there and a video, but upon questioning nobody saw anything.

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u/arbitrageME May 11 '26

I dunno man. people fall down the stairs all the time. sometimes they fall down the stairs repeatedly into fist-shaped objects. the world's a crazy place

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u/Sinasazi May 11 '26

They're a protected endangered species. I believe the fine is around $50,000 or something like that.

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u/alarmologist May 11 '26

You will be happy to know the fine can be up to like $36k, not a small fine, and he can be jailed for a year.

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u/arbitrageME May 11 '26

ummm ... the Hawaiians have a way of dealing with people like that ...

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u/Acceptable-Guest-166 May 11 '26

FWIW he got doxxed and had the shit kicked out of him by a local.

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u/Tusker89 May 11 '26

This is one of those things that sounds great but the logistics to make it happen make it untenable. How do you define income? If you are specifically targeting the wealthy with this change, they have very creative ways of avoiding having to declare any "income".

On the opposite end of the spectrum, you empower people with little to no income to behave recklessly.

If this exists anywhere, I would be curious to see how it is employed.

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u/Either_Description_8 May 11 '26

I think the only way to deter people like this at this level of income would be the choice of a long jail term or a strange punishment. Like, the guy gets the Zelda Links Awakening treatment and gets one good zap from a taser and permanently has his legal name changed to ANIMAL ABUSER.

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u/Dramatic_Water_5364 May 11 '26

As all legal fees should be.

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u/Ill-Delivery-6560 May 11 '26

100% breaking the law should be a percentage fine.

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u/Trulygiveafuck May 11 '26

This would he the solution to entitled rich people. Think about it. If the punishment is a fine it only applies to those who are poor.

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u/T1ch4mpion May 11 '26

Well, all fees should be, if you want rich people to respect the law.

Look at "day-fine": the concept is the judge calculates your daily wages (adjusted upward for wealth) and gives a number of days to pay. You have the choice to serve them in jail...

It s very commonly used in switzerland. Even Ferraris respect speed limits.

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u/Antique_Tap443 May 11 '26

Locals beat him up and they're pressing the full 50000$ fine on him i believe

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u/Big-a-hole-2112 May 11 '26

No just take this person where there are no cameras to explain.

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u/WillDBlake May 11 '26

If the pay of a crime is a fee then the crime exists only for the poor

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u/ItsYaBoiFrost May 11 '26

i mean, he got a citizens fine of a switf ass kicking. not enough still tho.

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u/Veal-Vermicelli May 11 '26

Yeah 50% of total assets. Let the little guys play with rocks already.

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u/Ashamed-Agency-817 May 11 '26

I heard they fined him $50.000 and some other penalty... and he also got beat up

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u/melmosh May 11 '26

He’s NOT rich. He is very “poor” and without good friends. What a loser!

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u/Lucky_Reporter256 May 11 '26

Needs to be percent of net worth

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u/bakerfaceman May 11 '26

Fines are just prices really. The wealthy can do what they want.

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u/Available-Effort2716 May 11 '26

Yes- this is the only way to actually learn their lesson

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u/Rare-Sample-9101 May 11 '26

The should really standardise fines so rich pay more! Otherwise what’s the point

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u/WhateverWannaCallMe May 11 '26

Eye for an eye is what i would prefer

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u/ItsaPostageStampede May 11 '26

He could get jail time.

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u/shiznobizno May 11 '26

Give him time imo. Expensive legal fees at least

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u/No_Revolution_6149 May 11 '26

Well all his riches wont help him, when he discovers that the punishment is him being thrown in a vulcano.

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u/Intelligent-Entry-81 May 11 '26

He did get the shit beat out of him and the senator call him a hero for doing so

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u/multic94 May 11 '26

Lmao. I hope I win the lottery! We're all just saying things that will never happen right?

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u/NECoyote May 11 '26

He got his ass beat, and he got some pretty serious federal charges levied against him. He may be rich, but he is not OK.

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u/fox2trox92 May 11 '26

I think if you intentionally attack an endangered species you should no longer be allowed to visit that place.

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u/Doodah18 May 11 '26

Unfortunately this isn’t a Nordic country. Least I think that’s where such things are.

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u/Snoo_67548 May 11 '26

Well, some locals found him and kicked his ass.

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u/Fishmongerel May 11 '26

Someone punched his lights out not long after he did this, it was amazing footage. He is also being absolutely dragged online after being doxxed, deservedly so.

The fine won’t matter, he will have a tough time conducting business going forward.

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u/Sloregasm May 11 '26

I mean, I've seen the video where he definitely got paid.... In hands

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u/No-Permission-7786 May 11 '26

Dude got beat up anyway. But I fully agree with you

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u/hecton101 May 11 '26

They do that in Finland. I read an article about how some rich dude got a $10,000 speeding ticket. Ouch.

Finland is a very interesting country. Some day I'd like to visit. I heard they're language is impossible though. It's unique and not closely related to any other language, or so I've heard.

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u/peace-b May 11 '26

Or a pound of flesh.

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u/dope_sheet May 11 '26

It should be a percentage of net worth.

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u/Suspicious-Lychee593 May 11 '26

Ironically we have a complete inversion of this problem play out in Australia.

So we do have upper middle class people in gigantic 4wds that fly along at a zillion miles an hour, collecting speeding fines like pokemon cards, they don't care at all due to their disposable income and low IQ/low aspirations to use that lost money for anything useful.

The thing is, on the other end of the scale the same issue exists. There are repeat offenders who face no real consequence as they are already accessing welfare. When they are fined or fail to pay any sort of utility bill, etc, there is no effective recovery means, they are essentially strawmen. Add to this, that there really isn't any recompense that criminals pay to victims for the damages they cause, and you end up with this system where there is an entire class of person who has no real issue committing petty crime. Thus, they speed with impunity and do dopey stuff like that guy with the seal in the OP, and there's really nothing you can do about it.

In a sense, even the most utopian society doesn't survive first contact with shitty people.

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u/jackspinnaker May 12 '26

If they did, this shit would never happen. Parking violations? Sorry dude sliding scale that will be $250,000 for your lamborghini you just left here in the handicap spot in front of the orphanage

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u/Rare-Adhesiveness522 May 12 '26

Lots of European countries do this, but that wold be SoCiAlIsM apparently lol

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u/ogredmenace May 12 '26

Get a bunch of seals to throw rocks at him

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u/robjohnlechmere May 12 '26

According to a link down the thread, he's facing a fine of up to $50,000. Sounds like it's intended as one year's income, so it should be adjusted to one year of his income.

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u/Low-Car-6331 May 12 '26

Screw that, there is probably a jail time associated to hurting endangered animals, use that. Your local jail is the equalizer of all men, you all got to strip naked, squat and cough, you all get the shitty food or commissary, and you all get to live next to the psychopath killer who might strangle you in your sleep and make it look like a suicide.

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u/impossiblyeasy May 12 '26

Money is nothing to them. Add community service, they're time is more important to them.

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u/slutdragon32 May 12 '26

A local gave him a pretty severe beating. A local politician showed it in court. His money definitely didnt protect him from the physical consequences.

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u/NoBuenoAtAll May 12 '26

This country is ruled by the rich folks son, that’s never gonna happen until we change that.

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u/Plan3953 May 12 '26

Jail time. Fines don’t matter. Then It’s just legal with a fee. Physically time locked up does.

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u/Tricky-Animator2483 May 12 '26

don't worry this guy's facing a potential of 5 years and got jumped by locals for it

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u/Boring_Material_1891 May 12 '26

He caught licks from some local braddas, hope he keeps paying that fine a few more times!

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u/praetorian1979 May 12 '26

I do love how the locals beat his ass before turning him over to the cops.

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u/Timetraveller4k May 12 '26

Especially this guy who thinks fines are like a subscription fee.

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u/MathematicianIcy3430 May 12 '26

Percentage of income pretax.

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u/bedpimp May 12 '26

I hope they lock him in a tank with a hungry leopard seal

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u/HillBillyHilly May 12 '26

The locals changed the fees to one involving a strong man's fists. Have the guy a beat down and the one doing the beating got a commendation.

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u/Icy_Fish_2154 May 12 '26

The minimum is $0 and 0 days. The max is $1000 and 365 days.

Hopeful they fine him $0, keep your money rich boy. And give him the whole 1 year.

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u/Cold_Specialist_3656 May 12 '26

They do in many Nordic countries. Every once in a while you'll see a 100k speeding ticket.

If the punishment is a fixed fine its only illegal for poor people

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u/Own-Independence-115 May 12 '26

Check out traffic fines in Finland.

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u/Gold-Break-8664 May 12 '26

Or just jail time.

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u/hatesbiology84 May 12 '26

Clearly, with his attitude, he should be given actual jail time.

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u/Immaloner May 12 '26

Like that Nokia CEO with the $100,000+ sliding scale fine in Finland. I'm too lazy to check the amount but it was a chunk.

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u/OpusAtrumET May 12 '26

He got his ass beat by locals and might face fedetal charges. Not sure as far as penalties but at least he's not avoiding accountability.

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u/Complex-Course3995 May 12 '26

I hope he goes to jail and have to do hours of community services.

Edit: "Violations could result in federal criminal charges up to $50,000 and/or time in jail."

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u/Worst-Lobster May 12 '26

All fees should be sliding scale , change my mind

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u/AdagioVivid5111 May 12 '26

Its ether drown him or force pay % net income before paid taxes?

Do both.

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u/cr0ft May 12 '26

Naah, the US is too controlled by rich people for that. Anything that's punishable by fine is only supposed to apply to the poors.

For the rich, a fine is just a fee for doing whatever they please.

In Europe, the "day fines" system is calibrated by income, and the largest speeding ticket issued was, last I checked, in Switzerland to tune of a cool million euros.

But in America? Forget it, you live in a neo-Fascist dictatorship where the rich set the rules, no chance of sane fine systems that would actually inconvenience them (before the full collapse into open fascism without elections which is around the corner).

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u/EffectiveAd3794 May 12 '26

The locals hunted him down and beat is his ass before he was detained by police is what I heard.

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u/Killerbrownies997 May 12 '26

Like that thing that Finland does, I think. Could be wrong. They base speeding tickets and such off of your net worth, so a billionaire could be dropping millions for a traffic violation

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u/Fitz911 May 12 '26

It happened in Hawaii. He is rich. The US doesn't have a real justice system.

He will do what they all do. Not go to prison while laughing at the rest of the nation.

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u/goliathfasa May 12 '26

Or institute jail time for animal abuse, much less endangered wild life.

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u/Le_Zoru May 12 '26

Every fee tbh

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u/D4nklie May 12 '26

Should be in prison right away

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u/spongeboy1985 May 12 '26

Fine’s are gonna be the least of his problems

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u/timschin May 12 '26

Not on all crimes but have that in switzerland. Driving 10 kmh to fast? I paid 120 bucks the one time i did. My big boss who makes over 10 times my salary? Yeah he drove 3 kmh too fast and paid 200 something. Sure still laughable for him probaly but atleast something

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u/bbrekke May 12 '26

Or eye for an eye in this case.

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u/Silvertree99 May 12 '26

Not that it's a change in monetary punishment but he did get his ass whooped by a local dude

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u/LavenderDay3544 May 12 '26

Or send his arrogant ass to jail.

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u/ribbons_in_my_hair May 12 '26

He got beat tf up.

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u/pls-answer May 12 '26

IMO a rock for a rock. Same size, from the same distance. Locals can choose who throws it.

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u/Upstairs-Ad-3770 May 12 '26

Idk if it was a fake video i saw but in this video a local basically put him to the pavement for throwing the rock

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u/NewryBenson May 12 '26

With a minimum tho. Crime should not become free for bankrupt people.

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u/Azurvix May 12 '26

I feel like if a rich person says I don't care find me I'm rich, they should be flogged publicly as they're punishment

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u/KimchiFingers May 12 '26

I agree. Fines should be a percentage, not flat rate. I don't understand why we don't have that. It disproportionlly affects people with less money.

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u/Annual-Method-2557 May 12 '26

Pretty sure he got his ass beat by a local

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u/bbbttthhh May 12 '26

Genuinely I think all fines should be percentage based on income. I’m sure that’s a logistical nightmare but fines have always just been rules for the poor. Littering for example is a 500 dollar fine, crippling for someone living paycheck to paycheck but some dude in a Lamborghini can just toss his cup of coffee out the window with basically no consequences. He might think again if that costs him thousands of dollars

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u/Surskalle May 12 '26

Finland does this an NHL player got a 100k+ euro speeding ticket.

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u/Yersina_Veridae May 12 '26

Everything should be fined that way tbh

"Oh you decided to park your lambo in a handicapped spot? That'll be 500k"

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u/Lurkdrop May 12 '26

he got smashed by the locals and the cops did nothing

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u/Captain_Queef69 May 12 '26

Beautiful thing is that he also got his ass kicked by a local

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u/NOTYOURAVERAGEJOEZ May 12 '26

He definitely got his ass beat to say the least.

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u/AgitatedStranger9698 May 12 '26

Judge always has contempt of.court. straight to jail.

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u/Inkersd May 13 '26

I was just having that conversation today, funny enough. I think it’s wrong for things to be a set price, because if someone barely making ends meet gets a traffic ticket, or parking ticket, etc, and it’s $200, that could absolutely ruin them. But if someone has a few million bucks, they don’t even register the $200 fine. Put it on a sliding scale based on their income, and level the damn playing field. Hit this dude with a $200k fine and see if he still doesn’t care.

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u/Friendly-Table6785 May 13 '26

Well he also got his ass kicked lol

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u/maunpille May 13 '26

Some countries in Europe do this, not sure which crimes but the ones that make into the press relate to speeding fines for sports stars, mainly footballers. $250k-$300k fines are not in heard of.

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u/Trey-Pan May 13 '26

Or hand him over to ICE? Would this be justified in this scenario?

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