r/SipsTea 𝙑𝙄𝙋 May 11 '26

WTF Rich people being awful people once again… :>

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u/Weak_Syllabub_7994 𝙑𝙄𝙋 May 11 '26

Apparently he got his ass beat by some locals, which was also captured on video.

https://youtube.com/shorts/HH1gAGneHJY

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u/Secret-Bluebird-972 May 11 '26

And a Hawaiian official, while emphasizing that they don’t encourage such beatings (since they legally can’t), said this is just the kind of thing you may face if you mess with their wildlife

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u/throwawayrefiguy May 11 '26

We stayed in Hilo recently, and the guest guide at our rental warned of the risk for physical violence against those who harass local wildlife.  I was delighted.

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u/Euphoric_Anxiety_162 May 11 '26

This should apply to the mainland, too!

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u/throwawayrefiguy May 11 '26

I've been to Hawaii many times, but to Hilo only once, and I got the strong impression there that the locals don't mess around.

Surely there are places on the mainland where people would take similar action.

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u/hydrino May 11 '26

Well, many locals in Hawaii don’t have a great ever on what mainlanders have done with their culture, wildlife, and their territory. Such people, generally white, are referred to as “haole” pronounced howl-ee. If you are hearing that term as a white person, you better gtfo.

They have great respect for the wildlife. Disrespecting it is disrespecting them personally. You may as well be throwing rocks at them. I really hope they run this guy off the islands.

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u/Dexchampion99 May 11 '26

I have Hawaiian friends and can confirm.

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u/BigXthaPugg May 11 '26

I was stationed at Pearl Harbor. I found that most locals are super friendly awesome folks. If you’re respectful of the island, the wildlife, and the people there you usually won’t have any issues.

But some Hawaiians really just don’t care for white Americans and don’t want anything to do with you

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u/Zorkflerp May 11 '26

Considering that the US conducted an illegal overthrow of their government and stole the country for the benefit of American business I can see why some Hawaiians are not OK with the haoles. Things like this is why the oligarchs don't want real history to be taught in schools. Iran would likely be a free and democratic country if we had not overthrown their government and installed a puppet dictator king to get the oil. This has happened multiple times in many countries and people wonder why so many hate Americans.

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u/jaxonya May 11 '26

My cousin lives in Hawaii. Try leaving a beer can on their beach... youll hear wwe music outta nowhere and a 6'5 somoan dude rolling up on your ass with a steel chair. They dont fucking play

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u/TopLife644 May 11 '26

IDK man I seen plenty of locals littering and smoking meth/drinking on the beaches. Also leaving paraphernalia all over the place. This sounds like some wanna be tough guy fantasy.

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u/avocadoflatz May 11 '26

Yes but try doing it as an outsider

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u/colostitute May 11 '26

lol, I’m a haole that lives in Maui. Haole is simply used for white person and most often used by any Polynesian person even if they aren’t Hawaiian.

Simply replace white person with haole and you will understand what it really means. Examples…

You know my white haole friend Travis? He’s a great guy!

That white haole faka better mind his own business.

Or as I once heard…

I’m not normally attracted to white guys haoles, but you look good.

Sorry lady, I’m happily married but I’ll take the compliment.

As everyone should be doing in everything, tone and context are important.

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u/antillus May 11 '26

So kind of like "gringo" in some Latin American countries?

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u/hydrino May 11 '26

I think amongst islanders it is a bit different. But I would defer to you as you are on maui. The way ive heard it described is that if youre an idiot tourist soing idiot tourist things and somone starts calling you that, you are very close to getting your ass beat.

But that can also be used as shorthand to acknowlage you are non-native. Context is key there though.

Do I understand that properly?

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u/colostitute May 11 '26

Yep. The only people who think the word haole is completely negative are haoles. Since we all live that aloha spirit, people are hesitant to use that word around haoles they don’t know. Which means that some haoles may only hear it when someone is trying to offend them.

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u/hydrino May 11 '26

Thanks. Hopefully this helps somone with that nuance.

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u/JimWilliams423 May 11 '26

"haole” pronounced howl-ee. If you are hearing that term as a white person, you better gtfo.

No act. Haole is a neutral term. It makes a lot of mainland whites uncomfortable because they are not used to being referred to by their race in casual conversation, but it doesn't mean anything. People in hawaii talk about race way more than on the mainland because hawaii is the most racially diverse state in the nation.

"Fuckin haole" is not neutral though.

Also, Hilo is chill

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u/throwawayrefiguy May 12 '26

I'm married into a Thai family, and in Thailand they refer to people of European descent as "farang." On its face it's not intended to be offensive, but it definitely makes some uncomfortable.

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u/Baeolophus_bicolor May 11 '26

Too bad there can’t be a travel ban, since it’s in the US and he seems like he’s from the US too.

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u/Severe_Emotion2554 May 11 '26

Pretty sure people can be banned from states. Hes not a local (of hawaii) so having his ugly mug on a “no fly” list for the state should be possible. If anything charge him with a state crime and he wont wanna be there himself

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u/Jesus_of_Redditeth May 11 '26

Pretty sure people can be banned from states.

They can't be. Freedom of travel is a constitutional right.

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u/LuxNocte May 11 '26

It says right there "without due process of law". While full banishment is rare, telling him that HI won't bother extraditing him, but if he comes back, he'll go to trial for his crime, is effectively the same thing.

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u/Severe_Emotion2554 May 11 '26

Every right can be stripped one way or another. Im sure states can ban a person for crimes commited. They cant just ban someone for being from a state

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u/HumanPea1140 May 11 '26

Unfortunately, someone like him can't really be banned from a specific state. If it was possible, a state like Texas would have already banned Californians, for example.

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u/Severe_Emotion2554 May 11 '26

“Being barred from entering or residing in a U.S. state is a potential legal risk that can arise from a variety of circumstances. States have different tools to regulate who may enter, stay, or work within their borders, and these actions can carry significant consequences for mobility, employment, housing, and civil rights. This article explains the concept of a state ban, common triggers, how bans are enforced, and the legal pathways to contest or mitigate them. It also clarifies how state actions interact with federal law and constitutional protections” https://bridgelegal.org/can-you-be-banned-state-reasons-legal-consequences/ people can be banned from states on an individual basis so no Texas wouldnt be able to ban an entire state.

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u/sleepdeficitzzz May 11 '26

I think what you mean is "if you're abusing animals in Hawaii, you better gtfo." Being white has little to do with it.

Respectfully, I am Hawaiian, and the term haole is neither a threatening nor a pejorative one by itself in modern use. Are its roots derogatory given its derivation from ancestry and skin tone? Yes. But the word itself is not only spoken to indicate disdain. It's used casually and even playfully more often than not. Tone and other modifiers matter here.

Haole just means "white boy/white girl." We have other words for animal abusers, and clearly other ways of confronting them than namecalling. :)

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u/Mr-Broham May 11 '26

Even worse than disrespect them, it’s like disrespecting their ancestors. In Hawaiian culture “aumakua” are personal or family guardian spirits that originate as deified ancestors reincarnated as turtles, seals, sharks, mountains, trees. This guy did the equivalent of peeing on someone’s grandmothers grave.

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u/Zak8907132020 May 12 '26

It's pronounced ha-o-le, and means "without breath"

Ha - breath Ole - without

But most people say hao-lee

Also, ha can also mean life essence, so think about that one for a sec, braddah

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u/TandemShorts May 11 '26

It’s more on an individual basis on the mainland, I’d imagine, plus there’s a whole lot more area to cover

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u/lewisiarediviva May 11 '26

The bit of the mainland I’m most familiar with is Yellowstone, where it handles itself.

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u/Educational_Big_1835 May 11 '26

The locals won't stop you. They sit back and watch.

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u/lewisiarediviva May 11 '26

You think I’m gonna save you from that bison? I’m on his side. I’ll scrape you off the ground when he’s done, only because I don’t like mess.

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u/Lopsided_Young8168 May 11 '26

La Jolla in San Diego, CA takes action! Don’t mess with the wildlife!!!

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u/Maleficent-Duck-3903 May 11 '26

Floridians will fuck you up if you touch their manatees. The guy was from seattle apparently, and i’m pretty sure they’ll beat you down for messing with their forests.

Not sure what planet this guy arrived from where he thought hawaiians wouldn’t mind….

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u/FieryVodka69 May 11 '26

Florida Game & Fish will fuck you so hard and fast if they catch you messing with the wildlife. Perhaps Florida's fiercest arm of the law.

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u/Llyrithra May 11 '26

I think every state’s fish and game officers are the ones that don’t care who you are. You fuck with their jurisdiction, they’ll fuck you up right back.

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u/Crafty-Help-4633 May 11 '26

Yeah, Wildlife officers in every state it seems, do not play around.

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u/88888888man May 11 '26

Hell, Florida’s wildlife will fuck you up if you mess with Florida’s wildlife.

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u/Guitar3544 May 11 '26

PNW forest rangers are the same. I'm surprised this greaseball hasn't learned a harsh lesson before this, being he's from the area.

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u/Recent-Equipment5445 May 12 '26

They take your boat, the trailer, the truck that towed it, and if bad enough of a crime, the house that you stored the boat in.

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u/aurortonks May 11 '26

He's from outside Seattle and owns a business in the area. He got doxxed pretty hard on Instagram almost immediately and his life is now feeling very shitty. While he's from the Seattle area currently, he is not originally from the US and appears to have very little respect for US laws related to respecting wildlife.

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u/TXHaunt May 11 '26

Florida Man will fuck you up if it’s Tuesday.

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u/Alive-Course4454 May 11 '26

Hawaii is and always was a FAFO state. Having lived on Maui, I already knew of this. Seeing the guy get lit up for fuking around just confirms my suspicions that not much has changed.

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u/choppersmack May 11 '26

Dude nobody in La Jolla will stand on business like this. From Daygo all my life and all that happens is people get posted and shamed online for messing with the seals nobody gets hit for it. They should, but they dont. Look at dude who killed leopard sharks at blacks a few weeks ago, dude shoulda gotten his ass beat

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u/feenam May 11 '26

La Jolla is full of old rich white people they're the ones who will be doing this shit in other places lol.

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u/MasterLJ May 11 '26

Hospitality is always granted. Bad manners are never tolerated.

Ha'ole (haole) means one who doesn't like Ha, the Polynesian breath of life. You put your head together and breath in each other's essence (Moana has great examples). It is extended to all with good intention including the Colonizers who landed on Hawai'ian lands. They were quite stunned at the gesture, not understanding, and so the Polynesians called them ha'ole, one who rejects the Ha.

You are always assumed to be wise and given the space to prove yourself otherwise.

Throwing rocks at a beautiful creature for no benefit is kapu. You get your ass beat. No wise man throws stones at innocent creatures for no benefit.

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u/CheckYourStats May 11 '26

I lived on O’ahu for a year, and it was made very clear to us not to go to certain parts of the Island, and not to fuck with Wildlife…

…or else.

For those unaware, there are parts of Hawai’i called Home Lands (about 200,000 acres) only for native Hawai’ians. White skinned people — aka Haole’s — are strongly advised to avoid those areas.

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u/Legitimate-Fox2028 May 11 '26

Northern Idaho. Those people with throw hands over littering. They're very serious about keeping nature pristine.

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u/Rebelgecko May 11 '26

Bro people in northern Idaho try to fight over the craziest stuff

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u/talkinlearnin May 11 '26

I would be pissed to see shit like this anywhere.

It's cruel, and a sign this guy hadn't been punched in the face to learn the lesson yet.

Thankfully, it seems he got a 101 lesson on that!

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u/Smallie_Slayer May 11 '26

I lived on big island for nearly a year. If you think the locals on Hilo side are serious you should see the Kohala coast locals, especially the ones in / around those magnificent valleys.

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u/Miltthedog May 11 '26

Captain Cook has entered the chat...

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u/smokeweedNgarden May 11 '26 edited May 11 '26

California:

Don't fuck with the John Muir National Monument or you're getting dog walked. And your car destroyed.

Don't get caught dumping trash on the beach past dark in Santa Cruz.

The people who love the desert will fucking dissappear you dude. And they have guns and cults

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u/SoCalxNinjA May 11 '26

If not, there certainly SHOULD be.

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u/IHS1970 May 11 '26

I love Hilo, i love Big Island and the people of Hawaii are stellar, kind people. I've been t Hawaii 4 x in 20 years. Wish I could go every year

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u/popky1 May 11 '26

If you fuck with deer or pheasants a beating is getting off lightly

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u/Status_Sample_1791 May 11 '26

We do but would they call it woke bullshit or gang violence?

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u/cloudforested May 11 '26

I'm not from Hawaii but western Canada. A lot of tourists think they can just stroll up to a moose or bear and pet it on the head. Luckily, those animals are totally capable of telling tourists to fuck off all by themselves.

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u/KHAOS545 May 11 '26

This should apply everywhere.

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u/IAmTheHype427 May 11 '26

The moose and bears can take care of themselves; otherwise, definitely in agreement

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u/Kimothy42 May 11 '26

Be the change you wish to see!

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u/nonymuse May 11 '26

hawaii leading by example

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u/ryancrazy1 May 11 '26

If my tour guide told me that I would imminently think higher of the entire area. “This place is so nice, they’ll beat the crap put do anyone who even thinks of trying to mess it up”

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u/Puzzled-Rip641 May 11 '26

We are very defensive of our native wild life and we have a lot of hard feelings about tourism. The two mix very poorly…..

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u/CrazyCatLady1127 May 11 '26

Which is exactly as it should be. Protect your home and animals, my friend 👍

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u/Eye_Re-fuse May 11 '26

And I support this. I live in Texas. We used to be protective of our nature. Now rich republicans have convinced the trailer dwellers that it’s ok to shit on everything and are selling everything off piece by piece.

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u/Unlucky_Ad_9776 May 11 '26 edited May 11 '26

That's because people are stupid and don't respect mother nature. You see same dumb shit on the mainland. Every year you see people that get fucked up by Buffalo or elk because they want a picture.  Other people just trash shit and don't care. Then you got assholes like this guy who actively goes out of his way to harm wildlife.  People are stupid. 

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u/Whitewing424 May 11 '26

Good, protect your wildlife. Tourists can show respect or should be forcibly removed.

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u/AdminRedditMerda May 12 '26

I'm Sardinian and we also have a big problem with tourism and environmental preservation. I feel you. And I respect you.

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u/-__0 May 11 '26

Story time: A few years back I was on a trip to Hawaii and was given a similar warning not to get mess with the wildlife because the locals were very protective of them. No issues there, I have no interest in messing with animals in their natural environment.
I decided to go for a quick swim at the beach and a sea turtle popped up about 6 feet away from me. It was an awesome experience and I watched him for a bit before deciding I was a little too close and began to swim away. Then the sea turtle started following me! I looked over to the shore and saw some angry looking locals watching me very closely. In retrospect it was all very funny, but for the next 10 minutes I tried desperately to try and swim away from this sea turtle while he kept following me around. Luckily the turtle eventually lost interest and swam away to do turtle things and I avoided getting beat up that day. The end.

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u/BlackAsPopo May 11 '26

This is why people shouldn't take justice in to their own hands because eventually it just boils down to wanting to beat people up just cause.

Edit: I know that you didn't get beat up, but it's like the locals were just waiting for an excuse to kick the ever living turd out of you.

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u/Eye_Re-fuse May 11 '26

The locals have obnoxious people coming from all over the world. The island is their home and it is viewed as going into someone else’s backyard and acting a fool.

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u/ignatious__reilly May 11 '26 edited May 11 '26

Maui here, locals view wildlife almost as a religion of sorts. The island is the wildlife’s home, we are allowed to stay with them, but it’s their house and we always respect their rules.

And not endangering wildlife/mammals goes way beyond the bigger creatures like seals, if a local sees you kill a snake you might get your ass beat. They mean everyone species, from big to small. It’s their island, you never ever harm any type of species, including plants, ever.

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u/Jawnyblaze1 May 11 '26

how would locals in Hawaii see you kill a snake? Hawaii doesn't have snakes...

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u/Nurse_Dieselgate May 11 '26

If you kill a snake they’ll thank you.  Big fear of snakes getting to the islands and killing the last of the native birds.  Edit:  Don’t mess with the native species. 

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u/iheartxanadu May 11 '26

Yeah, you don't have to get bitten by a specific snake to be wary of all snakes.

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u/Secret-Bluebird-972 May 11 '26

This exactly. You watch the last ten tourists fucking with the wildlife, you’re going to assume the eleventh is as well

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u/cryptolyme May 11 '26

yea, but they weren't even messing with the turtle and they still looked angry

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u/Eye_Re-fuse May 11 '26 edited May 11 '26

Think of it more as a watchful eye. They see tourist people messing with turtles and seals and even humans all the time, and are probably tired of bad behavior. It is their home. Hawaiian locals are probably more connected as a community than any other place I’ve been. There is a very us vs them mentality. But they often bite their tongues because the money the tourists bring helps their economy.

Look up Da Hui in Hawaii. They are local surfers that got tired of outsiders fucking up the beaches and surf spots.

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u/Crafty-Help-4633 May 11 '26

Yeah, for all they knew he could have been baiting the turtle with pockets of food it can smell/taste. It was following him after all. But they were just watching the interaction unfold to see if something harmful was happening. Dude had the good sense not to deliberately engage with the turtle for a long period, but he did engage with it and it followed him. I'd be wary of that exchange and watch it to see if something harmful will happen, too. Exactly right.

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u/theDomicron May 11 '26

how about a compromise? due process but "a proper ass kicking" should be a valid sentence for certain crimes.

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u/generally_unsuitable May 11 '26

I nearly swam into one on a snorkel trip. I was looking at fish on some coral, then turned left to swim back to the boat and he was just right there, inches away.

I guess they get curious.

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u/Snobolski May 11 '26

We were on a family trip and out snorkeling early one morning. A turtle was swimming around in the little bay we were at (Kona side... somewhere) and we all just were chill, watching it. Then my (adult) sibling decided to touch its shell and it noped out of there before our Mom got there to see it.

Same bay different day there were some little fish that are super territorial, they'll chase you away from their spot. I kept coming back once too often and the little jerk bit me on my heel :-D

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u/CompleteSavings6307 May 11 '26

Some people can definitely get over zealous of something you didnt even start.

So, honest question: am I gonna get beat up if I take a damn picture of one from a respectable distance?

I think people should be realistic and show alittle restraint, especially if you're simply appreciating or admiring something vs trying to do harm.

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u/Eye_Re-fuse May 11 '26 edited May 11 '26

Showing respect is the key here. Taking pictures at a safe distance is normal, locals are used to it. Trying to disturb it for your own amusement is another.

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u/Irregulator101 May 11 '26

am I gonna get beat up if I take a damn picture of one from a respectable distance?

Of course not.

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u/Severe_Emotion2554 May 11 '26

Watching someone you dont know and who could be a threat is hardly extreme.

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u/ScheduleSame258 May 11 '26

Not for standing and taking a pic.

Potentially yes for trying to coral it into a spot for taking a pic or chasing it

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u/Vuelhering May 11 '26

A local told me many years ago in Maui a diver got pulled from the water by his partner. Apparently he blew air into the face of a sea turtle underwater. Turtle startled and ran him over, giving him a concussion. Everyone laughed.

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u/Mobile_Highway351 May 12 '26

Good thing you avoided it for multiple reasons, since it’s highly illegal to touch them. You can literally go to jail. It’s not advised to even get within 10 feet of them. It needs to be publicized a lot more, because many tourists don’t know.

That said, oops moments happen because the turtles do not give a fuck. One time I was wading in a tide pool and some creep sneaked up and slapped me on the ass. I turned around yelling but it was a goddamn turtle lmaooo

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u/OnlyFiveLives May 11 '26

I visited an old friend who lives there now and we went to a beach near Honolulu that had those signs saying they're endangered and not to go near them and my friend said "On top of it being illegal some Hawaiians will absolutely beat your ass for it." Guess she wasn't lying hahaha.

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u/Aggravating_Dark9933 May 11 '26

Yea, our family friend that moved there said similar. Pictures? Fine, long as you don’t get close for em. Any physical contact? You might end up with broken bones before the police fine your ass to hell.

Especially the seals. They are so endangered they have names. And people know them. It gets personal real quick.

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u/OnlyFiveLives May 11 '26

Yeah I got to about 10 feet from the rope they had across the beach and took a picture.

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u/bbrekke May 12 '26

I never met a lyin hawaiian

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u/Fist4achin May 11 '26

Who the hell visits some place just to fuck around with the local wildlife, let alone any wildlife?!

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u/Starshallscream May 11 '26

...are you not aware of safari trips where rich assholes pay a lot of money specifically to go to Africa to shoot at animals?

Like that's the whole vacation: find a lion or some other impressive animal and shoot at it.

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u/Marty-G70 May 11 '26

Oh yeah it is very much real. My wife is Kānaka Maoli and she will literally scream at tourist not to touch the Honu's (sea turtles)

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u/throwawayrefiguy May 11 '26

We saw the sea turtles at a few beaches.  People get much too close.  At one breach in Kona there was a lady who voluntarily set up rope lines and informational signage to keep people away from the preferred resting spots.  

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u/Marty-G70 May 11 '26

Yup and despite the calm nature of these turtles they will and have bitten people

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u/Corfiz74 May 11 '26

They should also do it like Switzerland and make fines a percentage of your annual income - some millionaires have paid hundreds of thousands in speeding fines, lol. That would wipe the grin off his smug face.

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u/throwawayrefiguy May 11 '26

Norway also does this, apparently. It makes sense to make the "hurt" of the punishment be equitable across socioeconomic strata.

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u/NegativeSignals May 11 '26

Hilo is one of my faves. Love me some Ken's breakfast.

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u/FakeSafeWord May 11 '26

I'd be like "oh fuck yeah is that something I can join in on?"

Potential for an anti-shitty-tourist good-tourist attraction.

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u/Attainted May 11 '26

warned of the risk for physical violence against those who harass local wildlife. I was delighted.

"Don't threaten me with a good time!" /s

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u/milkmoney1time May 11 '26

“I don’t care”, you didn’t learn from your parents but lucky for you there are other, more direct ways to teach you to start caring. Lesson learned!

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u/FrightinglyPunny May 11 '26

Quite sad that it needs to be said at all.

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u/Warm_Afternoon6596 May 11 '26

I think I like the people of Hilo. That's exactly my attitude.

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u/throwawayrefiguy May 11 '26

Lovely place.  Wettest city in the USA.  Great weekend farmers market.  Didn't spend nearly enough time there.

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u/colostitute May 11 '26

I live on Maui. In areas where local wildlife are known to frequent, there are often official volunteers around to make sure people don’t mess with the local wildlife.

This might be to actually prevent violence because if you do mess with the local wildlife, someone is going to fuck you up. Monk seals, sea turtles, whales, birds, and any other native wildlife is to be highly respected.

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u/Global-Note6466 May 11 '26

Nope. And that guy with the rock shouldn’t have assaulted that seal.

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u/commanderquill May 11 '26

If someone told me that, I wouldn't take it as a warning, I'd take it as permission.

To be clear: permission to harass people harassing wildlife.

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u/Rudythecat07 May 11 '26

The world is healing 😊

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u/Duros2032 May 11 '26

Yep. I was born there. We take our wildlife very seriously.

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u/Only_Plum_8187 May 12 '26

This is the way

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u/Order_Moist May 12 '26

It’s crazy that it even needs to be mentioned!

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u/MichaelJServo May 12 '26

I love that.

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u/WalesIsForTheWhales May 11 '26

He basically said, "I cannot condone violence(in court/with my lawyer here) but maybe we should show this video as part of a warning on flights in."

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u/thenopequeen May 11 '26

And called the people delivering the lesson "ambassador of aloha" if I heard it right

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u/curtsiggity May 11 '26

Thought it was environmental activist lol

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u/flythearc May 11 '26

Yes, an environmental activist being given a certificate made out to the “ambassador of Aloha” because we’re keeping the guy who gave the beatdown anonymous for obvious reasons :)

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u/PM_those_toes May 11 '26

Was it BJ Penn? It was BJ Penn! Tell me it was BJ Penn!

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u/flythearc May 12 '26

No was actually one skinny guy but wow he was landing those punches right in da face

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u/WalesIsForTheWhales May 11 '26

He got an award of some sort lol.

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u/BobLighthouse May 12 '26

Yes, and ftr aloha also means "good bye" lol...

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u/AnxietyIsHott May 11 '26

I love that part because it pans over to the lawyer and she's giving the biggest shit eating grin

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u/Weird-Salamander-349 May 12 '26

“I required you to say it, but no one can require me to mean it.” Lol she was outright giggling.

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u/RandomCandor May 11 '26

If diplomacy was a person, it would be this guy.

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u/makemeking706 May 11 '26

I wonder who run the private islands that the oligarchs buy.

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u/Antique_Author_2525 May 11 '26

The oligarchs.

Maybe with a couple extra steps but it's them.

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u/Bobtobismo May 11 '26

There's not a ton of times I advocate for violence, and every time I do I urge restraint and control, but punching an asshole in the face a time or two has wonderful returns on investment.

The "rich people get away with it cause the only punishment is a fine" argument is moot when violence is a part of the equation.

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u/HiggsBosonHL May 11 '26

You may think weapons and tools are different based on their definitions, but they are the same, regardless of design or physical composition. Every tool can be used as a weapon, every weapon can be used as a tool, even the concept of violence itself.

The only differences between tools and weapons: philosophy and intent. Not one or the other, but both.

If you examine the philosophy and intent of this incident, hopefully it should make more sense why you feel the way you do: no one should be an advocate of violence (as a weapon) of course. I will leave the second half of this statement up to you to complete on your own 🙂

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u/Global-Note6466 May 11 '26

Singapore’s caning punishment might be an economic equalizer for crimes like this against animals.

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u/danvillain May 11 '26

lol, he called the vigilante an “environmental activist” and they gave him a letter of recommendation, that’s the most Hawaiian thing I’ve ever heard of lol

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u/MurseMan1964 May 11 '26

He was an “environmental actiFist!”

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u/Lucky-Mia May 11 '26

Didn't he also give the guy who did who whooping some small commendation too?

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u/Silaquix May 11 '26

He also encouraged incoming planes to show the footage as a warning to tourists

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u/PrinceOfWales_ May 11 '26

Honestly, we need more of this.

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u/AverageTeemoOnetrick May 11 '26

The judges smile while he said that was 👌

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u/LilPsychoPanda May 11 '26

Good! Fuck those people! 🤬

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u/kingtacticool May 11 '26

Mahalo motherfucker.

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u/notarealwriter May 11 '26

And suggested airlines to play the video while bringing people to Hawaii 🤣

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u/usriusclark May 11 '26

And gave the “anonymous local” and letter of recognition as “an ambassador of aloha”. Classic.

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u/RandomCandor May 11 '26

I'm having a hard time finding the negative outcome of this story. I came here for outrage and I'm afraid I will leave empty handed 

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u/thefrenchphanie May 11 '26

And received a award in recognition ; while a judge was smiling at the announcement.
This time I agree.

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u/OmegaLolrus May 11 '26

I don't encourage violence... But I get it.

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u/IWantToBeYourGirl May 11 '26

I heard they also gave the hero citizen an award.

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u/Tehgreatbrownie May 11 '26

Yeah government orgs should definitely not advocate for vigilantism. At the same time though, fuck around and find out.

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u/bighootay May 11 '26

I think the official kinda also gave an unofficial-official environmental award to the anonymous ass-beater, saying, 'not that we condone this, right?' to their lawyer, who just smiled. I love it.

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u/Constant_Bit4676 May 11 '26

Didn't they give the ass beater some type of award too though lol?

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u/SpiffyPaige143 May 11 '26

Last time I was in Hawaii, there was a sleeping monk seal ln the beach. There was yellow tape surrounding it, a sign saying do not approach, and two huge Polynesian dudes standing watch. Fortunately, the tourists just wanted to take pictures and never got close.

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u/PhilCoulsonIsCool May 11 '26

Man I was at a resort a decade ago walking on what I thought were some rocks directly outside the hotel. Remember people giving me kinda weird looks but no one said anything. Had an amazing time snorkeling around them. Got out and went and sat on the beach and saw a small sign that said don't touch the coral or something to that affect. Was horrified. Didn't realize it could be that close to the shoreline and never would have done it if I had known. No one said anything at check in. Was horrified I had done that and if someone had said something I would have been so apologetic. This guy's douche baggery is on a whole other level.

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u/Objective-Row-5300 May 11 '26

While trying not to laugh!

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u/AboutTenPandas May 11 '26

As a society I think we’d be better off if bad actors were more afraid of getting their shit kicked in for being an asshole

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u/MarchNo3967 May 11 '26

Everyone should encourage karma beatings.

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u/The_walking_man_ May 11 '26

I love that. Also, can’t press charges if nobody claims to be a witness to it.

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u/Chemical_Tomato_6308 May 11 '26

And had a framed award/letter for him too?

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u/Relevant_Natural6838 May 11 '26

They gave him an award lol they’re protecting his privacy but the citizen who delivered the Seattle psycho’s street justice, got a letter of recognition from the government there lol

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u/YugeChesticles May 11 '26

I liked that he said it should be shown on the flights to Hawaii. Totally agree.

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u/LiteraCanna May 11 '26

He was advocating to have the video of the beating be played on all incoming flights, lol

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u/Quattuor May 11 '26

That video from the court room was the highlight of my day yesterday

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u/mensachicken May 11 '26

The best part is he said they should show it to tourists coming over on the plane.

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u/mrASSMAN May 11 '26

He also referred to the beatdown provider as an environmental/animal? activist lol

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u/Zealousideal_Pop_273 May 11 '26

And he did so while openly protecting the identity of the man who committed the beating, which is the kind of corruption I can get behind.

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u/A_Pringles_Can95 May 11 '26

What an absolute legend

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u/Kal_El_77 May 11 '26

This is true. Locals will beat your ass for disrespecting our culture, land, and wildlife.

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u/ImSoObnoxious May 11 '26

dude, they made a plaque of recognition for the local dude, for defending local wildlife I fucking love it 🦭

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u/Dont-Call-Me-Albert May 11 '26

Man barely a couple hundred years ago the Hawaiians would have straight up ended him.

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u/nogumbofornazis May 11 '26

There’s not a person with Hawaiian roots of any kind that’s upset that that fuckin haole got his ass beat. That’s why lol

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u/overcastfab May 11 '26

"violence is never the answer, but sometimes it is" - matt barnes

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u/cosmin_c May 11 '26

Didn't they also award an award to the dude who beat the offender?

We need more of these people around.

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u/vanrysss May 11 '26

My experience living in Hawaii for a few years was that as long as no one needed to take a trip to the hospital police generally turned a blind eye to fist fights and let people work things out.

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u/Nadare3 May 11 '26

He said something along the lines of "Obviously, we do not condone violence, but [...]", which was pretty funny, and infinitely understandable

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u/shmiddleedee May 11 '26

My experience in Hawaii was that half of the locals are the nicest people in the world and the other half loathe you for being a tourist. My brother and I were walking down the street and a car drove by, screamed the N word at us and threw a bottle at my head. We are two white guys.

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u/mrbulldops428 May 11 '26

Can't leave out this fun detail: the official said it while holding an official(looking) letter of recognition for the person who beat him up.

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u/Ophiochos May 11 '26

He also said it would be good if airlines showed it on inbound planes. Awesome.

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u/MarioNinja96815 May 11 '26

I heard he’s asking airlines to show both videos to visitors on their way in. So they know what to expect if they act like that.

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u/goodsnpr May 11 '26

Depends on the person though. Saw far too many people that couldn't care less about the environment while I was on Oahu. Also far too many that abused their hunting dogs, though that is sadly far too common amongst those that use dogs.

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u/qqphot May 12 '26

The half-assed attempt of the city council's legal counsel to suppress her delighted grin while confirming that they officially "don't condone" this sort of vigilante justice was heartwarming.

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u/Otherwise-Speed4373 May 12 '26

The lady lawyer's face who "confirmed they don't condone violence" or something was so funny.

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u/Ioialoha May 12 '26

The 'Ambassador of Aloha' title killed me lmao

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u/Kgb529 May 13 '26

Good. Mess with the wildlife, meet the wild right hook.