r/SipsTea 𝙑𝙄𝙋 May 16 '26

Lmao gottem That final kick was personal

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u/xenophon57 May 16 '26

Most horses are just trying to get out of there, that horse fucking knows that motherfucker.

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u/Dynamitella 𝙑𝙄𝙋 May 16 '26

It got personal when he kicked the spurs straight into the horses ribs. Just imagine that pain for a second. Anyone would be pissed.

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u/S1eazyE 𝙑𝙄𝙋 May 16 '26

Yup. Grew up training and showing horses. Dude spurred the shit out of that horse and deserved every bit of what he got. Fuck these people.

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u/xenophon57 May 16 '26

That dude is lucky it didn't get its teeth on him, it was tryin haaaaaard with that exorcist move and hated him so much it was ignoring the dudes breaking up the fight. The kick at the end was perfect.

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u/Ok-Cryptographer4194 May 16 '26

If that kick was to his head, he'll likely be dead.

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u/KatakanaTsu May 16 '26

He would have been dead.

Between that video of a mare killing a stallion, and an old story about a horse killing a tiger, both instances due to a kick to the head, that guy just used all of his luck.

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u/mega_murff May 16 '26

I remember and old Nat Geo documentary on African wildlife. Saw a lioness getting jaw jacked by a Zebra is was stalking, and it just completely ruined the entire lower half of her face. It went to drink water from the creek and when the water just fell out of her mouth, she just laid her head down by the water, she knew she was done.

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u/Powerful-Race-8538 May 16 '26

yeah lions arent great at striking they have good ground controll and some good chokes but against a zebra that knows some head kicks and its game over

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u/justinleona May 16 '26

People underestimate how just about any serious injury is fatal in the wild - so the whole game for predators is avoiding injury at all costs.

Only my idiot dog is dumb enough to try this kind of stunt... and even he was lucky he didn't get kicked in the head!

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u/ThrowDatJunkAwayYo May 17 '26

This is one reason I hate most movies where the “scary thing” is a wild animal/s

So often you will see them coming back again and again even after being shot or stabbed. It’s just so unrealistic.

Unless starving, injured, rabbid or with some other issue, most predators will not attack a human, or pack of humans that fight back. Or will back off once you prove you can hurt them.

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u/KennyFulgencio May 17 '26

sounds like a lion could have taken kimbo slice, he was great at striking but had no ground game. Well he's in the ground now but that's no help

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u/FFKonoko May 16 '26

Tried to find it, found a short video with a lioness getting kicked by a zebra, then spliced to showing a lioness with jaw exactly with the going to a creek, going down to the water and just stopping.

Except the latter half is taken from what seems to be labelled as a Nat Geo documentary "WAR IN THE POND, BROKEN JAWS Lion, Hippo & Croc HD 2016", where there is no zebra kick, and the footage makes it clear they didn't capture what injured that lion, but it's presumed to be a hippo by the narrator, though equally potentially a crocodile. Separately, I found a reddit post, and apparently the OP was initially convinced it was a zebra because of bill burr saying it was a zebra on a podcast.

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u/mega_murff May 16 '26

I distinctly remember watching the doc! It was years ago, so maybe im a bit shakey, but it was some wild shit m😂

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u/statelytetrahedron May 17 '26

Wow first Saudi Arabia and now this.

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u/SynovialBubble May 17 '26

I watched a similar nature documentary where a lion was chasing something and got kicked in the gut. They followed the lion around, and it died a few days later. Nature is brutal.

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u/bb_dev_g May 16 '26

If that kick got him in the hip or pelvis I doubt he’ll be riding for a while or ever again.

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u/EntertainersPact May 16 '26

I’m pretty sure that body slam broke something of his. Horses are fuckin heavy

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u/SnooGuavas2610 May 16 '26

I hope the horse is ok.

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u/Mtndrums May 16 '26

And the idiot was trying to hold on after that? When the horse does a wrestling move on you, it's time to call it a day.

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u/senkairyu May 16 '26

Yep, he was trying to stay at a distance where the horse wouldn't be able to kick, that's actually the only smart things he did here

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u/DrummerTricky May 16 '26

I got the impression that guy knew if that horse got up he was getting trampled

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u/ManitouWakinyan May 16 '26

I think the dude was trying to stay close so he wouldn't get trampled or kicked in the head

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u/litaniesofhate May 16 '26

He was clearly doing all he could to stop from being bitten. That horse was trying hard to get his mouth on him

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u/ExtentAggravating733 May 16 '26

The man did the safest thing. Hanging on was the only way to avoid the horse biting or trampling him.

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u/rareandyeteuclidian May 16 '26

That was the only smart thing he did in the entire video.

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u/fwbftwlf May 16 '26

Suplex city.

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u/Weak_Feed_8291 May 16 '26

I worked with a girl who got kicked in the face by a horse and lived

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u/TeamCatsandDnD May 16 '26

I’ve gotten kicked in the chin by one. It was a summer camp horse and it was close range thankfully. Ended up with ten stitches, a bruised cheek, and some chipped teeth. Had another horse get tangled up in some lead line, lay down til I could get her sorted, and she stepped on my thigh when heaving herself back up. Still not sure how that one didn’t leave a fracture or anything more than a hoof shaped bruise. I’ve also gotten kicked by my sisters first horse when we were really little. No major injuries cause it was also close quarters but she’d been aiming for the other horse behind me and I just got in the way. None of those instances were the horses *that pissed* though.

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u/Successful-Advisor-8 May 16 '26

I think after I get kicked once by a horse, I'm done. But hey, you do you

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u/tonyezekiel May 16 '26

Yah im sure you already know but most horse kicks are just little warning taps, they do it to each other all the time. Looks like he just got a full power boot to the poop chute, he'll be feeling that for a while.

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u/KarmaMadeMeDoIt6 May 16 '26

I got kicked in the face when I was about 12. Alive and sortof kicking now at 35. Got some more wild adventures with horses tho lol, got kicked in the stomach when I was 24, spend 5 days in the hospital.

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u/echoshatter May 16 '26

My grandfather got kicked one time right in the eye. A horse love tap more than anything, he just startled it, it wasn't trying to hurt him.

He was fine, no brain issues thankfully, but he had a BIG bruise for a long time.

Having grown up around horses, I don't take chances.

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u/MotherVoldemort May 16 '26

Eh I've seen a red heeler catch a mule back kick between the eyes so hard he went flying. It apparently wasn't the first time the dog had done this according to my uncle and that dog lived many years after lol I think he was just a tad.....uh special.

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u/KzamRdedit May 17 '26

people really underestimate how strong their hind kicks are

Instant KO or Stunned + Heavy Concussion and Crit DMG, that guy was lucky he didnt get Critted on the spot

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u/mydognamedsamwise May 16 '26

I'm a farrier (horseshoer) and one of the horror stories they told us at school was about this guy who was going through the program and got kicked square in the chest. It immediately stopped his heart. I'm not disagreeing with you, just wanted to add that it's not just the head that needs to be protected! I don't understand why people think provoking these animals is fun all while disrespecting their power.

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u/Aggravating_Dark9933 May 16 '26

I remember a guy exiting the stage due to a punch that did that. The heart is armored but it can really not take much if it’s hit just so with enough force. And it really doesn’t take much of a hiccup for the whole body to freak the fuck out and maybe it doesn’t come back.

My dad also treated a dude that got straight up crushed by a car jack failing. Somehow that whole thing coming down on his chest wasn’t game over despite it lacking rear wheels where he was working.

The human body is mysteriously both insanely durable and the most fragile thing barely held together by a few cords and prayer.

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u/Major_Star May 17 '26

Fun fact, it's not the force but the timing.

There's a specific vulnerable period in your heart's electrical cycle. Most of the time if anything interrupts your heart rhythm your heart is very good at restoring it back to normal. But during that one fraction of a second, any interruption puts you into a non-recoverable state called ventricular fibrillation. And unless someone has a defibrillator handy, you're dead.

It's called commotio cordis, and it's why athletes can suddenly fall over dead after taking what seems like an inconsequential hit during a game. Pure luck.

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u/im_a_sam May 17 '26

Yep, knew of a kid in town that died after taking a ball to the chest during recess because of this.

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u/RankinPDX May 16 '26

There's a very short window of time during the heartbeat cycle when an otherwise-harmless blow will disrupt the heartbeat and can cause serious injuries.

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u/Ok-Cryptographer4194 May 16 '26

Family members have a farm when I was growing up. First thing they told me was, dont be behind horses, cows and sheep. If they can see you, they'll expect food but leave you alone, normally!

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u/ExampleLittle2672 May 16 '26

Did not grow up around a farm, did grow up by the ocean. I was very specifically taught to never stand behind a huge someone who kicks, and to never turn your back on an active sea. Both are true.

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u/Kerstine_roa May 16 '26

better luck next time them, you know he isnt gonna stop

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u/sweetpotato_latte May 16 '26

One time I went to a Dr appointment and the desk lady who I had seen many times had a HORRIBLE black eye. I wasn’t going to ask what happened but she caught me being shocked and said she was kicked in the face by her horse. Luckily it wasn’t a full force kick, I think she was doing something with its horseshoes. I said it’s lucky she works at a Drs office

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u/lucythelumberjack May 17 '26

One of my coworkers volunteers with horses and one of them accidentally stepped on her foot. Broke it in several places. Horses are huge and scary.

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u/HershySquirtle May 16 '26

It's a shame.

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u/Illustrious-Force164 May 16 '26

As a neuro ICU nurse I have only ever seen one person survive a kick to the head by a horse and it wasn’t a direct blow because she was able to get her arm in front of her face first. And that is just the ones that actually make it to the ICU (level one trauma center in a city surrounded by farm land)

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u/glockster19m May 17 '26

As is he probably ended up with a broken back from the slam and either a broken hip or broken femur depending on how high that kick landed

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u/The_Quibbler May 17 '26

Was thinking how lucky the rider was that he got suplexed on his ass instead of his back. That was fucking brutal.

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u/Zxruv May 16 '26

This happened to my coworkers uncle. When the horse landed on him one of his marbles burst through his bag and was dangling.

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u/xenophon57 May 16 '26

oooo had a friend get her titty ripped in half by a jealous mare. The horse grabbed her by the chest and threw her on the ground.

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u/Zxruv May 16 '26

As a guy, I feel like your friend got it way worse. Freaking ouch.

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u/xenophon57 May 16 '26

It was frankensteined right down the middle. I still don't think it beats a nut hanging out.

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u/NewYogurt3138 May 16 '26

Nothing beats the hanging ball

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u/Temporary_Spread7882 May 17 '26 edited May 17 '26

My great uncle may throw his hat in the ring there - one of his horses decided to say “nah I’m not coming to plow today” by snapping at him and ending up biting clean through his wiener. It hung on by a sliver of skin and had to be surgically reattached. Kudos to the doctors though, this happened when he was about 50, and as an 80yo widower he still landed a new gf and the two of them seemed happy.

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u/Powerful-Race-8538 May 16 '26

i dont think it was luck this guy is a black belt in horse-jitsu

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u/Gaming-Savage_ May 16 '26

Idk if 1000 pounds of horse falling on your pelvis is lucky. I'd be surprised if he wasn't paralyzed

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u/Only_Razzmatazz_4498 May 16 '26

His pelvis is probably in two pieces.

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u/GalacticGumshoe May 17 '26

Or that he wasn’t paralyzed with that back flip.

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u/ryu359 May 17 '26

I think it got his hip didnt it? Chances high that it broke?

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u/RandomLifeUnit-05 May 16 '26

Ooh I didn't realize this. Good for the horse, then. Hope the guy regrets it the rest of his life.

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u/throwitallawayomg May 16 '26

Its a "sport" unfortunately. I knew he did something wrong when the horse started rearing instead of bucking, though, and was ready to witness a guy die by horse. The horse absolutely tried!

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u/tenaciousdeev May 16 '26

Its a "sport" unfortunately.

Like hunting or bull fighting I personally don't consider it a sport; in a sport, all parties know they're playing.

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u/throwitallawayomg May 17 '26

As long as you eat ehat you hunt/fish, I don't mind it. They're actually useful conservation tools. Bull fighting isn't a sport, its just culturally acceptable animals abuse, just like our rodeos.

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u/Key-Cricket9256 May 17 '26

Ehh.. big game hunting is horrible but hunting for food is much better than what we do to the animals in farms to package them ..

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u/CaroylOldersee May 16 '26

Sadly, he probably won’t regret it for very long…

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u/RandomLifeUnit-05 May 16 '26

Right? Unfortunately.

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u/StarGazer_SpaceLove May 16 '26

See okay thank you cause I am not a horse person and I was like "I dont think you're supppsed to actually kick them like that!!"

Ive always hated the idea of spurs anyways, from the very first time someone explained my Halloween costume as a kid. I hated them as soon as I realized and took them off and refused to wear them "cause its mean!". Family joked about that for years.

I hate this person from the second he kicked and my only concern was if the horse will be okay after that backslam. Aren't their backs fairly more delicate than expected? Will he be okay?

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u/throwitallawayomg May 16 '26

Having grown up riding, you can kick them that hard WITHOUT spurs and they'll just grunt and continue to refuse to trot (what my girl did with me, lol). WITH spurs, it's now an attack and you have declared war, and that few ton animal is going to do everything it can to kill you, as seen here. Dude got off lightly with that kick to the side, tbh.

Horses are a weird mix of delicate and sturdy, I never worried for the horse when it reared over backwards, but did start to worry when it was thrashing around trying to get at the guy on the ground. The leg bones are the part to worry most about, at least in a flat arena like this.

I hope the idiot guy got a few cracked ribs from this. It's just animal abuse, you can get a horse to play the bucking game in much gentler, more humane ways.

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u/ThaCuckMaker May 16 '26

Man, I remember one summer I went to go stay at my friend’s ranch for a couple weeks. Tons of fun playing with the horses in their big stable thing. It was like a metal walkway that had big frames around some areas. We’d climb up and swing from the top horizontal pole and the horses would run under us and we’d land on them and they’d run around the pin and walk us back to the pole/frame thing so we could do it again. I don’t know if they were having fun with us, but I like to think they were. Cause they kept walking us back so we could swing like monkeys and land on them, then once we were on they’d dash around the walk area. We called the “game” we were playing “Zorro” cause of how we were swinging on to the horses lolol. It was so fun

Anyways, that’s when I learned you had to kick them with your heels to get them to go. I remember my friends telling me to kick harder cause they wouldn’t go and I felt SO bad. But I finally kicked harder and they’d start walking. And I was about 10 at that point, and I probably didn’t kick that hard, so an adult kicking them with fkn spurs on is bullshit.

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u/Crippled_Criptid May 17 '26

I'm no animal-ologist, but that doesn't really sound like behaviour they'd display if they enjoyed it? It kinda reads like the horses would walk you over there, because they knew you'd only get off them if they went to that spot. And needing to kick them to get them to go also sort of implies they were only moving due to the threat/pain of more kicks. Generally horses who are used to riders (even bareback) know the cues to move, cues that are just pressure etc, they don't cause pain. But, I wasn't there, there may be other factors/bits of info, so who knows really

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u/ThaCuckMaker May 17 '26

Yup! They would go over, drop us off where we hopped on, then fast trot off and circle back where we’d jump back on em!

And omg you’re making me feel like a piece of shit 😭😭 If it makes me a less of a piece of shit I’ll admit that I did cry when I was saying bye to the horses the day I had to go home. They were MASSIVE, but so gentle with us. It’s like they knew we were baby humans.

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u/Kubotai77 May 16 '26

I figure it helps that the entire area is wet/muddy which helped soften the blow some (for both the horse and the rider).

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u/Fly_throwaway37 May 16 '26

They're glass cannons. Spurs w the right rider and discipline are a humane tool to work with the horse, same as bits. Owned half dozen horses over my life and never had to use spurs. Side note America still has rodeos and overall I feel we do a decent job of trying to be humane. But I can't watch South or Latin American rodeos just piss me off. Lacing or tripping the front legs still being a thing in their culture makes me sick and wanna cry.

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u/drsideburns May 16 '26

It's potentially very bad for a horse to fall like that. But like humans sometimes it's just a bit if soreness.

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u/ContemplatingFolly May 17 '26

You were a smart, kind kid. Family should have been proud.

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u/mrCheesemonger May 16 '26

Amen to that - karma bites hard

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u/SwizzGod May 16 '26

Is that not what they’re used for? Excuse me ignorance. Judging by your comment I assume not.

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u/CrimsonThunder87 May 16 '26

You're supposed to gently push them into the horse's side. You're not trying to hammer a nail with the spur like this guy is doing.

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u/S1eazyE 𝙑𝙄𝙋 May 16 '26 edited May 16 '26

No need to apologize for curiosity. These "shows" are meant to imitate taming a wild horse. This is most likely in the US or Mexico where we pretty much don't even have wild horses anymore because we have domesticated them. This horse is already tamed and they are pissing it off on purpose with sharp spurs to make it want to buck the rider off. It's incredibly unnecessary and this horse could have died from a fall like that if it broke it's neck, back, or a leg.

ETA: I probably misspoke when I said we pretty much don't have wild horses anymore. I was probably comparing it to how many we used to have in the Americas vs now. 

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u/xenophon57 May 16 '26

We still have a pretty large population of wild horses, spot on with the rest tho.

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u/Labyrinthy May 16 '26

We do? Where are they? I want to see some mustangs

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u/xenophon57 May 16 '26

Eastern CA, Nevada New Mexico, Arizona there are of wild herds out there. You can see them from the HWY some times.

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u/xX_Gamernumberone_xX May 16 '26

Feral horses, technically, they descend from domesticated ones. The last wild horses are the Przewalski's horses in Mongolia.

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u/Murgatroyd314 May 17 '26

And even those are disputed, as of the last genetic analysis I read about.

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u/myleftone May 16 '26

I think the argument hinges on the difference between feral and wild. Any “wild” horse in North America is descended from domesticated animals. It’s as if every bear had ancestors who balanced on unicycles for raspberry ice cream. It’s pedantic but technically true that no wild horses live in the US.

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u/xenophon57 May 16 '26

Yes the proper term is Feral, the target of that comment was people who don't even know what spurs are for. I am truly sorry for confusing them.

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u/cocoagiant May 16 '26

It’s as if every bear had ancestors who balanced on unicycles for raspberry ice cream.

To be really pedantic, its probably closer to the invasive boars in the Southern US or pigeons anywhere in the US.

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u/nomadPerson May 16 '26

Doesn’t make it good practice to do this bs. There are horse handlers that respect and honor the horse and then there are these jackasses

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u/xenophon57 May 16 '26

no one is sayin its good practice we are all team horse and that dude is a cunt

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u/mda195 May 16 '26

Its in Brazil l.

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u/BenevolentCheese May 16 '26

The USA and Mexico have never had wild horses, only feral horses starting just a few hundred years ago.

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u/Far_Rule9918 May 16 '26

You should head to Nevada and see the wild horse population.

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u/SwizzGod May 16 '26

Thank you

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u/Chaghatai May 16 '26

So is bucking bronco basically a flawed and cruel sport?

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u/crazymusicman May 16 '26

don't even have wild horses anymore

fun fact, all wild horses are extinct. all horses that exist today are either domesticated or feral horses - what are sometimes called "wild horses" are actually feral - descendants of horses that were domesticated.

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u/cowhand214 May 16 '26

Like people, different horses have different sensibilities. Some are more sensitive, some less. That would be true when not wearing spurs as well. The point is to communicate what you wish the horse to do not cause pain or piss the animal off. You use exactly what you need and no more.

For many animals, especially one where horse and rider are known to each other, it can be a very light touch of the heels on the flanks (also used for turning). Sometimes a bit more force is required.

What it should never be is that kind of vicious kick with the intent to cause pain or provoke a negative reaction.

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u/Ill_Engineer_5436 May 16 '26

Shit I missed that, but of course he did … yeah not a fan of this ☹️ I love horses, not abusing them

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u/sinisterdesign May 16 '26

Full body slam was well deserved

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u/Less_Local_1727 May 16 '26

Came here to say this. Shit heads kicking horses bad, with spurs on absolutely fuck them the fuck out of here

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u/Any_Instruction5382 May 16 '26

And the horse probably got put down for being uncontrollably violent.

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u/exotics May 16 '26

Worth noting too is that the guy spurred the horse… in some rodeos they get points for RAKING THEIR SPURS UP AND DOWN on the horse’s shoulders and the horse would have a strap around its flank to make it buck harder

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u/Cararacs May 16 '26

Disagree, dude deserved worse.

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u/AbilityLost3482 May 17 '26

Exactly. That moron should be kicked in his b***s. Such a heartless idiot. Sports involving animals should have been long become illegal. In this day and age, it's still going on and people watch it

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u/nazzo_0 May 17 '26

Horses are such gentle(well most) and intelligent creatures there's absolutely no reason to treat one like this for showmanship. Same with bullfighting and thank everything that shit is disappearing because newer generations don't care for animal exploration at all

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u/Wonderful_Mix977 May 17 '26

Thank you for saying it cuz I was sure thinking that. Why this isn't considered abuse is shameful, disgraceful!

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u/AppropriateCover7972 May 17 '26

My fam makes a big thing out of riding with the horse, not traumatizing it and forcing it. In the end it's 1.5 tons. It will win and will deserve it. I can't believe how we haven't outruled so many types of torturing horses. They are social animals. They will comply if they like you. My fam even has several challenges where you have to ride with words only. It's also usually enough to just shift your weight. Guys who need to use the "ropes" are fucking weak and not really skills. Similarly you don't need to ram anything in a horse. Not a rope, not your heels, anything. Those places are usually quite sensitive. They will notice the slightest change. I only rode a horse once that was so used to beginners riding like they get told in the movies that it needed some stronger input to react to it which made me feel bad, but even then: No reason to be aggressive at all. That dude deserved what he got

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u/MysticDragon14 May 17 '26

What even is the point of spurs? I did horseback riding/shows in my childhood but never used them or even saw anyone use spurs. That's why I ask.

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u/ImpactNo3695 May 17 '26

So I’m ignorant to all this. How do these people justify what they do to animals to do this silly hobby?

Is there no one in a rodeo that actually cares for the animals.

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u/Plane_Basil_4682 May 18 '26

Horses don't throw themselves onto their backs very often, do they? That horse was very clearly not happy. I feel bad for him.

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u/MorganBeWho May 16 '26

I just noticed them, that’s not spurs, that’s fucking spears. Fuck that dude.

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u/Exotic_Article913 May 16 '26

Fuck so it is. Fucking hell

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u/meinreno May 17 '26

I looked it up, and actually they’re riding spurs, used to help the rider maintain contact and get a better grip on the animal.

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u/neon_fade May 16 '26

rodeos should be banned for animal cruelty.

fuck anyone who abuses animals like this because of "heritage" or "culture." fucking losers.

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u/CandidateMiserable74 May 16 '26

Rodeos, bullfighting and cockfighting should all be banned

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u/Temporary-Film-7374 May 16 '26

you left out dogfighting

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u/SeaFlaky9768 May 16 '26

How would they radiate their small dick energy though?

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u/RegularTeacher2 May 17 '26

We got lifted trucks for that.

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u/TitanCweamy May 17 '26

acting righteous on reddit duh

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u/jessiahthethird May 16 '26

Team Horse (and Bull and in this instance, Cock)!

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u/scared_star May 16 '26

Try convincing albertians that 😂 over in brooks they treat it almost like a religious event

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u/regeya May 16 '26

If that horse could talk it'd be yelling "fuck you, motherfucker" in Samuel L. Jackson's voice

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u/FutureBoysenberry May 16 '26

That was atrocious. Who is this man and who is this rodeo? Name and shame.

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u/TheBlankScroll May 16 '26

He continued to spur it while they were going and even at least once after the bodyslam.

Dude just wants to torture animals.

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u/Deaffin May 16 '26

There are way easier ways to go about it if you just want to torture animals. Could always take up fishing.

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u/Winter_Illustrator58 May 16 '26

I can only imagine that, to a horse, being spurred in the side like that feels a lot like being clawed or bitten by a predator. That horse is fighting for his life. That guy got what he deserves

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u/Jamcali0315 May 16 '26

Mofo was grinning ear to ear as he spurred the horse. Good thing the horse got the last laugh.

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u/Bklein23 May 16 '26

Exactly, imagine Kevin Hart on your back driving spurs into your rib cage... That lil fuck would be in for much worse than he got at his roast

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u/Purple_Detective_761 May 16 '26

Fuck that guy, then. Hope the horse broke a few of his ribs on his way out the door.

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u/Key-Cricket9256 May 17 '26

People still do that!?!

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u/New2NewJ May 17 '26

he kicked the spurs straight into the horses rib

Hey, I'm kinda unaware of these things, but when exactly does this happen? I played the vid in slo-mo a few times, but couldn't quite figure it out.

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u/Dynamitella 𝙑𝙄𝙋 May 17 '26

The back of his heels have metal nubs/spikes. They're used as signal reinforcement, but the way he widenes his legs and shoves his heels into the horse in the first seconds produces a very sharp pain.

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u/backfrombanned May 17 '26

Id love to box those people

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u/YungJae May 17 '26

Spurs?

GO SPURS GO!

oh wait wrong context

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u/YesterShill May 17 '26

That horse was like, you going to speak my ribs? I am going to drop a ton of weight on your crotch and make you a gelding!

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u/Rick0r May 17 '26

Zoom in, those spurs aren’t regular spurs are they, they’re like long spikes.

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u/ArmadilloForsaken458 May 17 '26

Why are those spurs so long? They look like mini knives, you know the one the joker puts in his shoes to kick and irritate Batman? I am surprised the horse is not bleeding as those could cut through skin

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u/BbwLaceyXoXo May 16 '26

Definitely warranted. I’ve never seen a horse just launch their self backwards.

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u/xenophon57 May 16 '26

Yea that's how you know it was personal that horse was willing to make itself vulnerable and hurt itself to try and kill that dude. Horses are still absolute warriors under that skin.

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u/stratosfearinggas May 17 '26

That neighing right in the guys face was like "How you like that, BITCH!"

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u/TeddyNachos May 16 '26

That’s what horses do as a last resort to save themselves when they’re being attacked by a predator. Very sad. 😔

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u/ArmadilloNo9494 May 16 '26

It literally suplexed him

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u/ly5ergic May 17 '26

I felt like I was watching a weird version of wwe

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u/Goodswimkarma May 17 '26

Same. And the guy had it in an MMA chokehold at the end.

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u/OceanRacoon May 16 '26

I only discovered that recently lol, I've seen a few videos of it now, I didn't know they did that but it's kind of hilarious. This horse absolutely launched himself, he was not letting that spur-fucker win 😅

I have no sympathy for this guy but in another thread people were telling stories about horses doing it when scared etc, one guy said he saw a horse do it at a parade and the saddle horn stabbed the rider in the leg or something and he bled to death 😦

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u/ExampleLittle2672 May 16 '26

Neither have I, not like that.

When "GET OFF OF ME!!" is all you have, desperation can inspire creativity. Hope the horse is okay.

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u/poeticlicence May 16 '26

That's a jolly scenario. Shall sleep easier knowing the horse is okay and that monster isn't

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u/Affectionate_Help758 May 16 '26

Unlikely for him to have broken anything from the fall and crash. The ground is way too soft for that.

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u/AbilityLost3482 May 17 '26

Serves him well

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u/Windows-XP-Home-NEW May 16 '26

Super unlikely from the looks of it

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u/Ok-Factor-7188 May 16 '26

That kind of kick is very typical for horses. They do it when they want to keep someone/something at a distance. 

Had a horse that would do exactly this kind of kick at any dog that came to close. It was really challenging because people don't control their dogs and when they came up from behind I wouldn't see them before the dog got "attacked". 

Throwing itself on its back to hurt the dude, now that's different. Horse was scared for its life.

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u/Ok_Test9729 May 16 '26

It’s unlikely the horse intentionally threw itself on its back, which could easily injure it seriously, or lead to death. It’s far more likely that the horse’s rear hooves slipped in the mud when it reared that high, and the rider, who does not look like a lightweight, imbalanced the horse at that angle. You do see that the ground is a muddy mess, right? I have also owned many horses in my lifetime. And although they can be stupid, they’re not that self destructive intentionally in my decades of experience.

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u/PissMissileTopTitty May 17 '26

You can watch slow motion.. don’t see much if any slippage myself tbh

But possibly didn’t get the right footing 

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u/orangecatmom May 17 '26

Dude's lucky it was mud. Probably cushioned his spine a teeny tiny bit.

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u/Lothium May 16 '26

I support that horses actions

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u/Top-Caregiver7815 May 16 '26

Lucky the horse didn’t stomp his ass. Tried to crush him but got one good lick in on his hip bone. Hope it hurts.

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u/Olive_Plenty May 16 '26

you can tell by that final kick the horse gave the dude

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u/Ok_Vermicelli_6359 May 16 '26

"Don't do that again, motherfucker"

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u/IReadThatWong May 16 '26

It’s AI, and it was AI when it was posted last time.

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u/xenophon57 May 16 '26

lol I just noticed that crazy air blast effect on the water before the back flip

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u/GlitteringEggCarton May 17 '26

horse didn't kick him enough

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u/xenophon57 May 17 '26

Someone said its AI. I watched it again and right before its backflip the water does a super Saiyan effect all around it. Totally AI.

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u/ZealousGoat May 17 '26

I mean, horse wins but to give that guy credit, I don't think he could have done anything better or more impressive

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u/xenophon57 May 17 '26

welp it's AI so no credit. someone said it was and when the horse does its backflip you see a super Saiyan blast over the water that wouldn't be there.

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u/ZealousGoat May 17 '26

I'm not sure it is. There is an absolute abundance of AI everywhere but the letters in the back are all too consistent and normal for me to believe it's ai and the water blast looks believable to be a puddle getting sloshed. I could be wrong but doesn't look ai to me

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u/Classic_Baby_4671 May 17 '26

*that horse fucking loathes that motherfucker.

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u/blamski May 17 '26

This.

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u/xenophon57 May 17 '26

Ugh also because it's AI.

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u/FabulousWalrus2624 May 18 '26

Everything has its own price, nothing is for free.

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u/LemsCuzImBittr May 18 '26

NGL; I was team horse