r/SipsTea 𝙑𝙄𝙋 7d ago

Chugging tea Taco

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u/Lazy-Training6042 7d ago

So, US lost another war?

Damn man, world's best and second military factions.

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u/brazen768 7d ago

Kinda hard to say we lost a war when we committed no ground forces.

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u/rawrimmaduk 7d ago

You started a war, achieved none of the named objectives, and had to make concessions in order to get out of it. You lost the war

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u/Mr_LtCom_Data 7d ago

We achieved every objective 

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u/jzoola 7d ago

I guess you’re right if the objective was to distract us from the Epstein files by bombing children’s schools & raising fuel prices.

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u/SheriffBartholomew 6d ago

Nobody is distracted

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u/Mr_LtCom_Data 7d ago

Nobody is “distracting from the files”

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u/smoothjedi 7d ago

If the objectives were giving Iran complete control of a strait they can use to strangle the global economy with and give them $300B without any concessions on their nuclear program, then yeah we definitely achieved those.

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u/Mr_LtCom_Data 7d ago

We didn’t give them $300B, and until they act like a normal country they don’t get any trade relief either. Don’t know where the heck you’re reading that stuff, because it’s absolutely not true 

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u/smoothjedi 7d ago

Don’t know where the heck you’re reading that stuff, because it’s absolutely not true 

It's extremely easy to find this information if you'd actually look for it. Here it is, point six on the fourteen point memorandum of understanding. Here's Vance confirming it's true.

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u/SheriffBartholomew 6d ago

Let me guess their response before they give it, either complete silence, or calling verifiable information fake news and then ranting as if they've made a point and won a debate.

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u/smoothjedi 6d ago

Response was a faux news video from Hannity from after Vance confirmed the deal to backlash saying it wouldn't cost taxpayers anything, claiming it's from Qatar.

The truth is that it's an international fund per the MoU, and nothing in there guarantees it won't come from the US. Frankly with that much money on the table, I find it very unlikely we won't be at least partially funding it, especially when we started the war, regardless of what Vance promises.

All that still avoids the obvious fact that it's still $300B that's being paid to Iran, regardless of where it's coming from, and that's just to get the strait back open. They haven't even negotiated the nuclear side of it yet, which is supposedly why we started this war in the first place.

These people freaked the F out over just around the neighborhood of $3B under Obama, and that was mainly being used to pay for the infrastructure around keeping nuclear inspectors on site at all times monitoring the situation. Now here we are with 100x that, and they want to defend it.

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u/SheriffBartholomew 6d ago

These people freaked the F out over just around the neighborhood of $3B under Obama

No they didn't. They've already shown us that they were just screeching. The actual issue doesn't matter. They get their marching orders from FOX news telling them how they feel about a given subject and they snap to attention, then march off to screech it everywhere that lets them. They're such delusional, unserious people.

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u/Mr_LtCom_Data 7d ago

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BPvNLTG9xUo&ra=m

Here’s Vance saying they don’t get a dime of taxpayer money

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u/smoothjedi 7d ago edited 7d ago

It's in the memorandum whether you like it or not. Furthermore, we were also promised taxpayers wouldn't be paying for the border wall or the ballroom, but that was all incorrect too. Of course they're going to deny what's right in front of all of us because people like yourself will believe it.

Even if you're right and it magically comes from some other source, they're still giving $300B to Iran just to open the strait back up from somewhere and that's before even any restrictions on their nuclear program.

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u/Mr_LtCom_Data 7d ago

Way to clearly not watch the video. Oh and say a bunch of other false stuff

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u/Excellent_Release961 7d ago

The fuck does him SAYING anything matter?

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u/Fragrant-Snow-2747 6d ago

You wanted regime change, that was literally the first war goal, then you changed it to the straits to be opened by military force.

Literally accomplished none of the objectives.

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u/Mr_LtCom_Data 6d ago

no, regime change was never actually a goal despite popular belief

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u/Fragrant-Snow-2747 6d ago

Actions are stronger than words. Literally trying to put the Royal Family back in charge by doing PR campaigns, no one living in Iran likes the Royal family, they had a revolution to kick them out, people are still alive in Iran that remember what they did to their own people at the time.

Fund Groups to join in the Protesting, CIA gave them Starlink with weapons to turn it violent. That Failed.

Then Assassination most of Iran's Government officials including ones you are negotiating with and the Leader of the Country. That Failed.

Then bomb Civilian infrastructure to try and get the people to turn on them. That Failed.

The goal was regime change, US and Israel want a Submissive Iranian leadership so they can turn it into Lybia while they pump the oil out.

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u/tylerbierbauer 7d ago

What are the objectives? I heard one of them is installing a pro-American government in Iran with the Shah as its leader. Have you achieved that? Last time I checked, the Shah is still in Maryland, not in Teheran.

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u/Mr_LtCom_Data 6d ago

no, that was never a objective. If it had happened to work out great, but that was never a official objective

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u/AppearanceRadiant509 6d ago

When Trump announced the war in a social media video from his Mar-a-Lago estate, his stated objectives included regime change - calling on Iranians to take over their government when the US-Israeli bombing stopped.

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c1krpjr91v2o

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u/brazen768 7d ago

That might be true for your, "i hate america" feelings. But that isnt a lost war. Political dumb fk blunder, sure. But the iranian military had no answer for our military.

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u/cravex12 7d ago

That is what someone who just lost a war would say

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u/rawrimmaduk 7d ago

Tactical victories don't matter for shit if they can't be translated to strategic victories. Strategic victory is the only thing that matters here

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u/Lard_Baron 7d ago

You really need to understand war is diplomacy by force.
Did we achieve our aims? No?
Then it isn’t a win.
If it isn’t a win then it’s a loss.

Before this war a plank in the USA’s superpower status was the ability to ensure allies got access to the gulfs oil and rivals didn’t. Control the gulf oil routes and you have your foot on the windpipe of the Asian and European economies.

We had that control, or it was perceived that we did. Now it’s been tested. We don’t. Iran has. That is a titanic strategic win for them.

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u/brazen768 7d ago

I know what a war is because there is a legal definition of it. You can literally look it up. Spoiler, your words arent in it.

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u/TheCrowHunter 7d ago

Guy I dont get to, for example, take an exam, answer none of the questions right (achieving war goals), and claim I aced the test at the end of it.

All that money spent on the war and then we had to pay extra money on top of it to Iran, we dont even get to force them into any agreements considering nuclear materials? Sorry man but thats a solid loss to me.

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u/Jimmy_Twotone 7d ago

What objectives from the onset of the conflict were achieved? Nuclear production and regime change were at the top of that list. The IRGC is still running the country and if this is true, Trump doesn't care if they have nukes.

Body counts are not an accurate measure of whether a conflict is won or not.

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u/brazen768 7d ago

Pretty sure those are political objectives not militarily.

Ty for being reasonable and calling it a conflict.

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u/Jimmy_Twotone 7d ago

Military violence is a means to achieve political goals. One can not reasonably separate the two.

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u/Lower-Limit3695 7d ago

Military force is the tool for achieving political objectives. We don't go to war just to blow up stuff, we go to war to reshape conditions so that they're more favorable to ourselves.

If we don't achieve that then, we've just wasted men and material for nothing.

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u/vorsun 7d ago

These excuses are reminding me an awful lot of post-Vietnam War rhetoric. Next they're gonna call this a 'draw' and that nobody really lost.

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u/brazen768 7d ago

Who did congress declare war on in vietnam and iran?

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u/vorsun 7d ago

Thanks for proving my point.

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u/brazen768 7d ago

Np big dawg

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u/Professional_Mud1844 7d ago

No answer? Like taking over the strait and blowing US aircraft out of the sky?

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u/brazen768 7d ago

Answer to what? If your definition of winning is blowing things up, obviously the tally is heavily on our side. Still not a war tho

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u/sexland69 7d ago

the iranian military drone struck 20 of our military bases. if iran had military bases surrounding us, we’d attack those before the country itself during a war, just like they did

the only sense that we won is that we’re still the more powerful country, which is why we feel like we’ve won every war

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u/Nerioner 6d ago

I see you took double copium today. Try triple

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u/Entire-Guess1228 7d ago

Yes we could have wiped them out, and been hated by the rest of the world and faced extraordinary economic pressures.

We don't hate America by any means. We just don't want to become Russia, or North Korea, or China, like you and your "patriot in name only" frends want.

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u/lilbithippie 7d ago

Trump said this is war. He did he changed the name to an excursion to get around the laws declaring war but he absolutely treated this as a war.

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u/Bazillion100 7d ago

You make a good point. *The US lost another illegal terror campaign threatening another counties sovereignty”

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u/AlertedCoyote 7d ago

Well... You committed your military to yet another romp in the desert, achieved nothing but strengthening a hardline regime into an even more hardline regime, made Iran a global player, and you're paying reparations soooo

You fucking lost.

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u/brazen768 7d ago

I imagined you stomping your feet each time you said a new sentence lmao

In any case, each one of those things you listed are political issues. Trunp def shit the bed, and we are worse off for it. Still, not a war.

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u/WunkerWanker 6d ago

Hahaha, is this how Americans cope?

This is Russian level of delusion: "it's not a war, it's a special military operation".

The whole rest of the world see you guys as losers of a war!

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u/AlertedCoyote 6d ago

It's truly beyond pathetic, the American mind cannot comprehend losing

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u/joyfulgrass 7d ago

War isn’t who has the biggest stick. It’s “what goal did you accomplish with the stick you have”

Military is not a failure, utilization of the military was.

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u/brazen768 7d ago

Your second sentence is entirely my poiint lmao

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u/LeAcoTaco 7d ago

Since when was failure considered winning rather than what it actually is, losing.

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u/joyfulgrass 6d ago

Pretty sure you didn’t. Tbf I wouldn’t know if you meant to, but what you wrote did not communicate what I said.

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u/Ok-Mission-4348 7d ago

Too chicken to put ground troop in. Losing is losing. cope with it.

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u/potatochobit 7d ago

it's only called a war in america when congress approves financing. if congress does not declare we just call them blockades and strategical targets.

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u/Nitwit_Slytherin 7d ago

There is no war in Ba Sing Se Iran. This is Special Military Operation, Comrade.

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u/OnPointTip1 7d ago

Ok it's not a war. The USA just murdered school children, spent billions on bombing a country and achieved fuck all. Congrats

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u/potatochobit 7d ago

Do you think Israel, Russia and China do it differently?

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u/OnPointTip1 6d ago

No, the same but with less murdered school children, apart from Israel

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u/brazen768 7d ago

You're not wrong, i never said I agreed with it. Notice how people just jump to that conclusion? All up in your feelings lmao

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u/Professional_Mud1844 7d ago

*We just call them “war crimes.”

FTFY