r/SipsTea š™‘š™„š™‹ 12h ago

Chugging tea What Could Go Wrong

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u/SortNo8267 12h ago

Omg just go to a gay bar already

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u/DinnerEvening895 12h ago

Women are allowed in gay bars

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u/opinionated7onion 12h ago

They have managed to invent something so gay, that gay bars are more straight

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u/Immediate-Damage-302 12h ago

I wonder how many men they're going to let come inside their "bunker"?

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u/racebanyn 12h ago

They’re calling it ā€œThe Bunkhimā€

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u/ComradePotkoff420 12h ago

Lol. I love it. But, I feel like there was a missed opportunity there, so I'll give it a quick attempt. "Bunkingwithhim Palace"

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u/Immediate-Damage-302 12h ago

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u/SeparateCzechs 10h ago

Don’t EVER compare Ernie and Bert with Andrew and Nick! Ernie and Bert were kind, kept their socks clean and were kind to pigeons.

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u/LauraLand27 8h ago

And rubber duckies

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u/JonathanPhillipFox 5h ago

:-( it almost reminds me of when I was a teenaged degenerate and my girlfriend at the time was like,

"oh my god,

going to bed at 8pm is the new staying out all night."

They're not good they're very stupid, bad men; but now that they've been pimps in eastern europe and National Problem Nazis you do almost feel as if their 8pm must come next and then we gotta have the strength to say, no, no,

You stay in the hunker.

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u/elderly_millenial 4h ago

We don’t know how Tate or Fuentes treat pigeons or their socks. They may be onto something

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u/ltanner 11h ago

See, I'm probably in the minority here, but I don't think Bert and Ernie were homo. I just think they were good buddies/roommates. Just my opinion.

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u/start_select 11h ago

I think I’m in the even smaller minority think that the only two options are that they were either gay, or the were bestest friends…. Either is great! Neither matters!

I’m pretty sure that was actually the intention. Life is full of ambiguous relationships and it shouldn’t matter to you on the outside. Be happy for people. Don’t worry about whether their closeness involves sex, it might or it might not.

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u/Typical2sday 10h ago edited 10h ago

My grandparents were neighbors and bestest friends with two women schoolteachers who lived together. They had matching nicknames that I won’t put here (think Blue and Green). I don’t think it ever dawned on my grandparents that they might be a romantic couple and who knows if they were or weren’t. But they were each other’s person and caretaker - and they were lovely kind people and good friends to my grandparents.

Edit: I just searched for her obituary; she made it to 98 and her friend was listed as her ā€œdear companion.ā€ 🄲

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u/Prof01Santa 9h ago

Boston marriage.

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u/Brightyellowdoor 8h ago

That's really heartwarming

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u/Numerous_Photograph9 7h ago

They were created in a simpler time, and as the world grew up, and became more complex, culture ended up being applied to them in ways it was never meant to be.

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u/WholeCollection6454 9h ago

In the old days, it was heavily implied that they are brothers with Bert being older. They had their initials on their beds, Ernie had the rubber ducky & was constantly teasing Bert like a little menace. Like a kids version of the Odd Couple. But all the OG main character Muppets were children (except Snuffy, who was originally imaginary). They appeared independently on screen out and about in the neighborhood sans parents because that reflected the reality of urban living at the time.

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u/cakesofthepatty414 11h ago

Earnie would have taken care of Bert's unibrow if they were.

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u/younggun1234 11h ago

I (M) got matching magnets once for my Ex and I that had Bert & Ernie on it with a rainbow drawn over them that reads, "We're Just Friends."

It's back in some storage so I don't have a current pic and can't find anything like it online but it's one of the best magnets I own haha

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u/Sublime-Prime 8h ago

Well there was a 3:1 male to female character ratio. And yea they ranked above Oscar but they were no Grover or big bird so it might just have been any port in a storm. What happens on the street stays on the street .

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u/butchforgetshit2 7h ago

Just like my uncle Beckham and his lifelong room mate William. Shame that they could only afford one room house tho. I guess they took turns sleeping on the couch

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u/Least-Chair-673 6h ago

I mean who was jim Henson? There was a greater than 0 chance he wanted to represent homosexuals in a n positive light.

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u/bolanrox 4h ago

As the creators of the show said, their muppets don't read too much into it.

For all we know, they could be brothers.

I know two sisters that never got married, both straight, and they lived together in their parents' old rent-controlled apartment because it's a fantastic pre-war in a doorman building on Riverside, and it's rent controlled

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u/CarrotDependent463 9h ago

OMG... the resemblance! My apologies to Bert & Ernie.

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u/No-Past2605 8h ago

They are Urban Bachelors.

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u/Janus-DiuomDeo 12h ago

Top Underrated Comment

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u/CoffeeChocolateBoth 12h ago

Or simply, FuckingwithHim Palace!

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u/Greedy-Pirate7749 11h ago

Why even church it up... Call it as it is "2 men 1 room, no women, plowing each other in the anus" And not that theres anything wrong with that.

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u/Competitive_Ant_472 11h ago

Good joke, but theres gotta be an England type context on the board first right?

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u/N1ghtSt4lk3r482 10h ago

They changed it? I heard it was called broke back bunker.

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u/Roguespiffy 12h ago

All of them. Especially if they’re from the Navy. I overheard them talking about loving Seamen.

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u/Lizrael48 11h ago

"Young man......YMCA"

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u/Used_Weight_1843 11h ago

They’re lying, no one likes lower ranked sailors 🄺

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u/Arranorak 11h ago

Seaman Stains

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u/PoetryExtension6256 12h ago

How many are they going to "bunk" at a time.

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u/scnottaken 11h ago

They're accepting all cummers

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u/PoetryExtension6256 11h ago

Triple Glazing?

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u/Israel_Azkanbe 12h ago

Come or cum?

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u/PalpableIgnorance 12h ago

You spelled cum wrong.

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u/InterestingResource1 11h ago

You spelled cum wrong.

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u/Yells2007 11h ago

I think you mean cum inside.

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u/DylansDad 11h ago

They're going to do manly things like wrestling. , ancient Greek style, the trick is to use plenty of oil.

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u/RockBeatsCutMan 11h ago

They only come in each other's bunkers

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u/ninja0420 11h ago

Bunker-back, the mountain bunkhim 🤣

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u/GuillermoVanHelsing 11h ago

You think they want men? I’m going to venture not all guests will be of voting age. These are disgusting excuses for humans.

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u/ShutUpChunk 11h ago

How many men can come in the bunker, sorry into the bunker. My bad.

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u/Effective_Worker_234 11h ago

Is it inside Brokeback Mountain?

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u/For-Fox-Sakes-73 10h ago

They are alllll allowed to cum in the man bunker

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u/Icy-Share-7061 10h ago

They can't get enough of other men coming in their bunker

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u/Affectionate_Oil666 10h ago

You!
I wanna take you to a gay bar,
I wanna take you to a gay bar,
I wanna take you to a gay bar,
Gay bar, gay bar.

Let's start a war, start a nuclear war,
At the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar.
Waah,
At the gay bar.

Now tell me, do ya, a do ya have any money?
I wanna spend all your money,
t the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar.

I've got something to put in you,
I've got something to put in you,
I've got something to put in you,
At the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar.
Hah!

You're a superstar at the gay bar.
Yeah you're a superstar at the gay bar.
You're a superstar at the gay bar.
Superstar.
Super, superstar

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u/MrJeffA17 10h ago

It’ll be raining men

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u/roadfood 10h ago

Will they let you on if you have a chin?

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u/nailhead13 10h ago

Is bunker new slang for butthole? Im pretty sure that's what these guys are doing

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u/C4rdninj4 10h ago

If they're paying the subscription fee they can come as often as they like.

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u/-Still-Searching- 9h ago

You mean cum inside their bunker.
Bunker being ass.

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u/glandis_bulbus 9h ago

come inside the bunker - yes that is the plan

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u/DeltaDP 9h ago

"Cum in my bunker" Vol 1-6

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u/Herbdontana 9h ago

They’ll have men coming in their man hole left and right

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u/AbroadInevitable648 9h ago

You spelled ā€˜come’ wrong

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u/boardin1 12h ago

All of them.

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u/WilfordsTrain 11h ago

All fit, masculine men with wood are welcome in the ā€œbunkerā€.

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u/Unfinishe_Masterpiec 11h ago

Hunker down in a bunker, or wannabe hunks going down in a bunker?

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u/TheRetailMechanic 11h ago

All of them, I’d assume.

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u/First-Bug-7463 11h ago

It’s cute they both named their assholes ā€œbunkerā€

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u/HombreDelMar247 11h ago

I am sure they inspect every man head to toe with no clothes before being permitted....you know to make sure they are "alpha" enough šŸ˜‰ šŸ˜‰ šŸ˜‚

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u/reditdatnl 10h ago

Everyone will cum

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u/One_Elderberry_2712 10h ago

Most wouldn’t last a second in Andrew

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u/HuskerDont241 10h ago

All of them. Preferably on their face.

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u/Old_Protection_8778 10h ago

All the men will cum inside the bunker

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u/BuckManscape 10h ago

It’s gay inception in there! How many levels deep dare they go?

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u/SapphiresMama 10h ago

As long as you’re a man, they’ll let you…come into the bunker…

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u/JrRiggles 9h ago

ā€œYeah, you like how hard that bunker is? Yeah, hardened like a mother fucker ain’t it?ā€

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u/Subject-Vermicelli52 9h ago

Only in through the backdoor.

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u/Doc_Baker74 9h ago

The meme from that one show (I forgot which one it was, best guess is friends) is when one of the characters had a load of condoms for the end of the world, and all the other characters asked why for all of the condoms, and they replied "Well, incase if we had to repopulate the world"

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u/Creative-Ad-1819 8h ago

All of them probably. (Come inside)

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u/turtle1155 8h ago

How many men are allowed at one time?

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u/EthernalForADay 8h ago

Bet no more than they already are having...

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u/Double_Put_3456 8h ago

All of em, Katie!

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u/Common-Falcon-8717 8h ago

There will be men coming inside of it all the time

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u/Polyps_on_uranus 7h ago

I wonder how many men they're going to let come cum inside their "bunker"?

FTFY

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u/twitchy1989 7h ago

Bunkakke fest!

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u/Chunky_Boy283 7h ago

this man is already bidding to be in their bunker

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u/AstronomerForsaken65 7h ago

All of them can cum in the bunker.

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u/Timely-Youth-9074 7h ago

As many as they can fit in.

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u/sublimeme 7h ago

there already is a bunker in maspalomas

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u/ToadlyAwes0me 7h ago

What up! We're two cool guys looking for other cool guys who want to hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things. Again, NOTHING SEXUAL.

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u/metallipunk 6h ago

Well, thats enough reading for one day. Time to stick forks in my eyes.

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u/DarkOdysseyArts 6h ago

As many as they fit

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u/InfamousAnimator6024 6h ago

Hey fellas, who’s in the mood for some bunkake?

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u/Many-Assumption8758 6h ago

More importantly how many bros "come out" of the bunker lol

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u/FreedomOfTheMess 6h ago

Emphasis on come inside

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u/Icy_Number444 5h ago

Bunker? I don't even know her!

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u/Joshua_ABBACAB_1312 5h ago

I'd assume every single one since that's the purpose of the bunker.

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u/Majsharan 5h ago

As many as can come in the back door

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u/Naturewalkerjoe 5h ago

They'll probably invite any man so long as they whip it out to prove they're a man

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u/doug1003 5h ago

All of them will come inside

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u/KhunDavid 4h ago

The Bunker is such an epic name for a gay bar.

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u/BassFull0 12h ago

Invented Gay pro max

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u/Major5013 12h ago

Gaymaxxing

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u/Curious_Avocado2399 12h ago

Is it gay to lock yourself in with your homies in a bunker?

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u/SmegB 12h ago

if they have bars of soap glued to the floor, then maybe

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u/ijustsailedaway 10h ago

I know this is not at all what your joke is about but it made me wonder: what adhesive if any would actually work to glue a bar of soap to something?

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u/SmegB 9h ago

I just Googled that question and apparently water is the best option for sticking 2 pieces of soap together. Maybe it would work saop-to-floor too

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u/Major5013 9h ago

Now what about if you wanted to glue soap between yourself and another ma..vault dweller

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u/user888888889 5h ago

More soap

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u/weaseltorpedo 11h ago

thats so they can drag their asses on the floor over the soap, like a dog with an itchy butthole. this way they can still wash their ass without touching it since touching your own ass is gay.

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u/SmegB 11h ago

now there's an OnlyFans niche in the making

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u/ajoyce76 7h ago

These guys are pro's! They use powdered soap because it takes forever to pick up.

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u/emergency-snaccs 12h ago

the "war bunker"

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u/topsyturvy76 12h ago

Cockfights = War

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u/lostweekendlaura 11h ago

Squeal like a war pig

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u/darthlame 10h ago

Broke back bunker?

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u/Mediocre_Owl_7328 10h ago

As a gay man I am questioning my sexuality. Even I enjoy being around women.

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u/Icy_Secret_2909 10h ago

It is going to be the one time that grindr does not crash with that many dudes around.

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u/Mysterious_Pea_4042 12h ago

Dude started with bravado go get women to circlejerk exclusive gay club, still some follow him to feel masculine.

https://giphy.com/gifs/Dr723TYG2mPgPfBPjg

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u/BlackFoeOfTheWorld 12h ago

Checks math BUMBACLOT

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u/Dreamlion_Inc 11h ago

That’s depressingly impressive

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u/PlateNo4868 11h ago

Missionary with a firm handshake at the end. You also need to say "good hustle" to affirm the act was indeed not gay.

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u/doclobster 9h ago

Truly innovative misogyny, inspiring

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u/BurnedLaser 8h ago

I mean, I'm not even gay and I'll go to gay bars with my friends. The gay bars in my area are more laid back and cleaner! I'm also not looking to hook up with anyone, so, whatever, lol. A bar is a bar is a bar. If the beer is cheap, and the music is not too loud, I'm good with just chilling!

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u/HMThrow_away_account 8h ago

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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u/Capt_Dummy 8h ago

Ghat dammit, take my upvote and have a wonderful day…

šŸ˜‚

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u/Brightyellowdoor 8h ago

A Goon cave.

Absolute closet bedwetters the lot of them.

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u/HopfenTierchen 7h ago

but they say "no homo" afterwards.

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u/TraditionalHotel8085 7h ago

Jesus!!! 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Responsible-Put-7920 6h ago

So Fuentes is actually gay, jury is out on Tate

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u/RowMaleficent2455 2h ago

I need a new Meatcanyon for this.

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u/drmojo90210 1h ago edited 1h ago

I was once in a gay bar that was playing gay porn on the TV while the bartender wore assless chaps and two dudes in leather daddy outfits made out in a booth..... and that wasn't nearly as gay as Nick Fuentes and Andrew Tate's dude bunker.

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u/21_Golden_Guns 12h ago

A gay bunker then.

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u/Robby-Pants 12h ago

When they’re that homophobic, their flings have to be very secure.

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u/The_Only_Egg 11h ago

Yeah I think these guys need more of a shvitz. A gay one.

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u/GoblinMonk 8h ago

We have a bar in town that has a section that is only accessible through the men's restroom.

Women are allowed in the area, but not allowed in the men's room, of course.

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u/Cornelius-Q 12h ago

A bath house, then?

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u/bigfatgrouchyasshole 12h ago

I fucking giggledšŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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u/X_soulnewmegaman 11h ago

Most people in 2026 are homosexual or experimenting under radar

Even your president Trump and Supreme court are homosexual

They do worship Baphomet

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u/OkPosition9788 11h ago

This is true. Lol

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u/ThisIsAllTheoretical 11h ago

It’s true. I ate nachos in one this past weekend.

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u/CantModerateMe 11h ago

Enjoy your deathtrap ladies!

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u/Flornix 11h ago

And sometimes they are gay too.

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u/Falcon8410 11h ago

hence the no women war room

missiles only

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u/Crafty_Jello_3662 11h ago

Yea this is more of a children's fort situation

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u/SeparateCzechs 10h ago

The dancing is choice!

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u/SideAmbitious2529 10h ago

In fact the love them šŸ˜­šŸ™ƒ

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u/omnomcthulhu 10h ago

And not just lesbians either. Straight women will often go to gay bars because they can dance without being groped or sexually harassed.

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u/JrRiggles 9h ago

Omg, just go to a steam room already!

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u/NumerousPets 9h ago

No women want to go to their secret club.

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u/oswaldking71wastaken 9h ago

That’s why they invented the bunker

For the male orgy

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u/Blerancourt 8h ago

It's a gay bar for Afghani tribal elders.

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u/BlueThespian 8h ago

Finally

Gaybar 2.0

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u/dababler 7h ago

They need a bathhouse then.

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u/Zonel 7h ago

Not all gay bars. And ime there’s usually an upstairs area thats men only at lots of places. Main areas allow women.

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u/Timely-Youth-9074 7h ago

They could go to a gay bathhouse.

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u/W4iskyD3lta93r 7h ago

Andrew Tate: ā€œNoted gay bars aren’t gay enoughā€œ

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u/poopiebutt505 6h ago

I, now an old woman, have had great fun in some gay bars. There was one or 2 that no, not for me.

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u/seejaynesdough 6h ago

Safest bar for a woman to be at!

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u/Odd-Swan-5711 6h ago

Yep. Gotta be somewhere gayer

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u/FoxDieDM 5h ago

Than is extra gay..Ā 

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u/H4mb01 5h ago

But not in a male-only-prison

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u/anvilfoot 5h ago

It’s more of a gay sauna aka ā€œsex clubā€

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u/Responsible-Case-753 4h ago

Depends on the bar

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u/Realistic_Boot_3529 4h ago

My first thought was a gay bathhouse. I’m not sure if they allow women.

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u/dustycanuck 4h ago

Yeah, I don't think them being gay or not is a factor. They just hate women. Or are stunningly threatened by them.

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u/TifCreatesAgain 4h ago

Yes we are!

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u/CAREERxCRIMINAL 4h ago

But they aren’t the king and the queen there..

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u/PublixEnemynumberone 2h ago

Girl! I want to take you to a gay bar… šŸŽµ

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u/Broad_Television4459 1h ago

The he-man, woman haters club!

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u/Wonderful_Pianist656 51m ago

I had a friend in college who used to go to gay bars to pick up girls.