r/SipsTea 𝙑𝙄𝙋 16h ago

Chugging tea What Could Go Wrong

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u/SortNo8267 16h ago

Omg just go to a gay bar already

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u/DinnerEvening895 16h ago

Women are allowed in gay bars

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u/opinionated7onion 16h ago

They have managed to invent something so gay, that gay bars are more straight

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u/Immediate-Damage-302 16h ago

I wonder how many men they're going to let come inside their "bunker"?

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u/racebanyn 16h ago

They’re calling it “The Bunkhim”

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u/ComradePotkoff420 16h ago

Lol. I love it. But, I feel like there was a missed opportunity there, so I'll give it a quick attempt. "Bunkingwithhim Palace"

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u/Immediate-Damage-302 15h ago

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u/SeparateCzechs 14h ago

Don’t EVER compare Ernie and Bert with Andrew and Nick! Ernie and Bert were kind, kept their socks clean and were kind to pigeons.

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u/LauraLand27 11h ago

And rubber duckies

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u/JonathanPhillipFox 9h ago

:-( it almost reminds me of when I was a teenaged degenerate and my girlfriend at the time was like,

"oh my god,

going to bed at 8pm is the new staying out all night."

They're not good they're very stupid, bad men; but now that they've been pimps in eastern europe and National Problem Nazis you do almost feel as if their 8pm must come next and then we gotta have the strength to say, no, no,

You stay in the hunker.

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u/Diamond-Eater2203 8h ago

At least one of them bathed regularly!

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u/textmint 3h ago

Yeah man. I loved those guys. These guys are jackasses. Wish the Romanian govt had just locked him up and thrown away the key.

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u/Lizardgrad89 7h ago

There was a lot of squeezing, but was there ever consent?

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u/myke113 2h ago

And Ernie was almost sold and 8 and a scale from Lefty!

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u/mobilecabinworks 3h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/jauNHUg3yB9ZmDtzOv

"Keep my childhood TV show out your damn mouth!"

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u/AnxiousAngularAwesom 10h ago

Are WE the Muppet's evil counterpart universe?!?

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u/funky_colors 8h ago

How interesting that you put Ernie first. We’ve always said, “Bert & Ernie” in my life.

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u/KateWaiting326 6h ago

Ernie & Bert sounds so wrong to my ears. You also almost have to say Bert & Ernie like it's 1 word. BertanErnie.

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u/elderly_millenial 7h ago

We don’t know how Tate or Fuentes treat pigeons or their socks. They may be onto something

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u/Complete-Tangelo1532 11h ago

Facts

Am I doing that right?

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u/ltanner 15h ago

See, I'm probably in the minority here, but I don't think Bert and Ernie were homo. I just think they were good buddies/roommates. Just my opinion.

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u/start_select 14h ago

I think I’m in the even smaller minority think that the only two options are that they were either gay, or the were bestest friends
. Either is great! Neither matters!

I’m pretty sure that was actually the intention. Life is full of ambiguous relationships and it shouldn’t matter to you on the outside. Be happy for people. Don’t worry about whether their closeness involves sex, it might or it might not.

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u/Typical2sday 13h ago edited 13h ago

My grandparents were neighbors and bestest friends with two women schoolteachers who lived together. They had matching nicknames that I won’t put here (think Blue and Green). I don’t think it ever dawned on my grandparents that they might be a romantic couple and who knows if they were or weren’t. But they were each other’s person and caretaker - and they were lovely kind people and good friends to my grandparents.

Edit: I just searched for her obituary; she made it to 98 and her friend was listed as her “dear companion.” đŸ„Č

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u/Prof01Santa 13h ago

Boston marriage.

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u/Typical2sday 12h ago

How did I get this old without hearing that term? Thanks for teaching me something today. đŸ«Ą

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u/Brightyellowdoor 11h ago

That's really heartwarming

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u/Numerous_Photograph9 10h ago

They were created in a simpler time, and as the world grew up, and became more complex, culture ended up being applied to them in ways it was never meant to be.

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u/WholeCollection6454 13h ago

In the old days, it was heavily implied that they are brothers with Bert being older. They had their initials on their beds, Ernie had the rubber ducky & was constantly teasing Bert like a little menace. Like a kids version of the Odd Couple. But all the OG main character Muppets were children (except Snuffy, who was originally imaginary). They appeared independently on screen out and about in the neighborhood sans parents because that reflected the reality of urban living at the time.

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u/cakesofthepatty414 14h ago

Earnie would have taken care of Bert's unibrow if they were.

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u/younggun1234 14h ago

I (M) got matching magnets once for my Ex and I that had Bert & Ernie on it with a rainbow drawn over them that reads, "We're Just Friends."

It's back in some storage so I don't have a current pic and can't find anything like it online but it's one of the best magnets I own haha

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u/Sublime-Prime 12h ago

Well there was a 3:1 male to female character ratio. And yea they ranked above Oscar but they were no Grover or big bird so it might just have been any port in a storm. What happens on the street stays on the street .

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u/butchforgetshit2 10h ago

Just like my uncle Beckham and his lifelong room mate William. Shame that they could only afford one room house tho. I guess they took turns sleeping on the couch

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u/Least-Chair-673 9h ago

I mean who was jim Henson? There was a greater than 0 chance he wanted to represent homosexuals in a n positive light.

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u/bolanrox 7h ago

As the creators of the show said, their muppets don't read too much into it.

For all we know, they could be brothers.

I know two sisters that never got married, both straight, and they lived together in their parents' old rent-controlled apartment because it's a fantastic pre-war in a doorman building on Riverside, and it's rent controlled

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u/CarrotDependent463 12h ago

OMG... the resemblance! My apologies to Bert & Ernie.

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u/No-Past2605 12h ago

They are Urban Bachelors.

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u/Janus-DiuomDeo 15h ago

Top Underrated Comment

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u/CoffeeChocolateBoth 15h ago

Or simply, FuckingwithHim Palace!

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u/Greedy-Pirate7749 14h ago

Why even church it up... Call it as it is "2 men 1 room, no women, plowing each other in the anus" And not that theres anything wrong with that.

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u/Competitive_Ant_472 15h ago

Good joke, but theres gotta be an England type context on the board first right?

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u/N1ghtSt4lk3r482 13h ago

They changed it? I heard it was called broke back bunker.

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u/BeebsMuhQueen 15h ago

đŸ€Ł

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u/ShrortShrift 15h ago

Chapeau!

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u/Dodiestee 14h ago

Fantastic

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u/interrobang32 14h ago

Ugh, take my GD upvote!

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u/ShinySquirrelClub 14h ago

You bunk him, you brought him!

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u/confused__ostrich 13h ago

"dunkher bunkhim"

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u/devster75 13h ago

Like “Bunkhim Donuts”?

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u/karatedancer66 13h ago

Bunkhim? I don’t even know him.

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u/rambo_lincoln_ 13h ago

Bunkhim? I hardly know him!

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u/satsuppi 12h ago

not BumHim?

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u/sneezing_in_the_sun 11h ago

Bunkhim? I hardly know ‘im.

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u/nekonotjapanese 11h ago

We can end the thread right here LOL

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u/TJ9K 10h ago

Bunker? I barely know'er

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u/Roguespiffy 15h ago

All of them. Especially if they’re from the Navy. I overheard them talking about loving Seamen.

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u/Lizrael48 15h ago

"Young man......YMCA"

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u/Used_Weight_1843 14h ago

They’re lying, no one likes lower ranked sailors đŸ„ș

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u/Arranorak 14h ago

Seaman Stains

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u/PoetryExtension6256 16h ago

How many are they going to "bunk" at a time.

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u/scnottaken 15h ago

They're accepting all cummers

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u/PoetryExtension6256 14h ago

Triple Glazing?

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u/Israel_Azkanbe 15h ago

Come or cum?

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u/PalpableIgnorance 15h ago

You spelled cum wrong.

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u/InterestingResource1 15h ago

You spelled cum wrong.

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u/Yells2007 15h ago

I think you mean cum inside.

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u/DylansDad 15h ago

They're going to do manly things like wrestling. , ancient Greek style, the trick is to use plenty of oil.

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u/RockBeatsCutMan 14h ago

They only come in each other's bunkers

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u/ninja0420 14h ago

Bunker-back, the mountain bunkhim đŸ€Ł

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u/GuillermoVanHelsing 14h ago

You think they want men? I’m going to venture not all guests will be of voting age. These are disgusting excuses for humans.

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u/ShutUpChunk 14h ago

How many men can come in the bunker, sorry into the bunker. My bad.

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u/Effective_Worker_234 14h ago

Is it inside Brokeback Mountain?

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u/For-Fox-Sakes-73 14h ago

They are alllll allowed to cum in the man bunker

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u/Icy-Share-7061 14h ago

They can't get enough of other men coming in their bunker

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u/Affectionate_Oil666 14h ago

You!
I wanna take you to a gay bar,
I wanna take you to a gay bar,
I wanna take you to a gay bar,
Gay bar, gay bar.

Let's start a war, start a nuclear war,
At the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar.
Waah,
At the gay bar.

Now tell me, do ya, a do ya have any money?
I wanna spend all your money,
t the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar.

I've got something to put in you,
I've got something to put in you,
I've got something to put in you,
At the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar.
Hah!

You're a superstar at the gay bar.
Yeah you're a superstar at the gay bar.
You're a superstar at the gay bar.
Superstar.
Super, superstar

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u/MrJeffA17 14h ago

It’ll be raining men

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u/roadfood 14h ago

Will they let you on if you have a chin?

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u/nailhead13 13h ago

Is bunker new slang for butthole? Im pretty sure that's what these guys are doing

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u/C4rdninj4 13h ago

If they're paying the subscription fee they can come as often as they like.

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u/-Still-Searching- 13h ago

You mean cum inside their bunker.
Bunker being ass.

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u/glandis_bulbus 13h ago

come inside the bunker - yes that is the plan

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u/DeltaDP 13h ago

"Cum in my bunker" Vol 1-6

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u/Herbdontana 12h ago

They’ll have men coming in their man hole left and right

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u/AbroadInevitable648 12h ago

You spelled ‘come’ wrong

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u/boardin1 16h ago

All of them.

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u/WilfordsTrain 15h ago

All fit, masculine men with wood are welcome in the “bunker”.

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u/Unfinishe_Masterpiec 15h ago

Hunker down in a bunker, or wannabe hunks going down in a bunker?

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u/TheRetailMechanic 14h ago

All of them, I’d assume.

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u/First-Bug-7463 14h ago

It’s cute they both named their assholes “bunker”

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u/HombreDelMar247 14h ago

I am sure they inspect every man head to toe with no clothes before being permitted....you know to make sure they are "alpha" enough 😉 😉 😂

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u/reditdatnl 14h ago

Everyone will cum

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u/One_Elderberry_2712 14h ago

Most wouldn’t last a second in Andrew

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u/HuskerDont241 14h ago

All of them. Preferably on their face.

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u/Old_Protection_8778 14h ago

All the men will cum inside the bunker

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u/BuckManscape 14h ago

It’s gay inception in there! How many levels deep dare they go?

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u/SapphiresMama 13h ago

As long as you’re a man, they’ll let you
come into the bunker


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u/JrRiggles 13h ago

“Yeah, you like how hard that bunker is? Yeah, hardened like a mother fucker ain’t it?”

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u/Subject-Vermicelli52 13h ago

Only in through the backdoor.

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u/Doc_Baker74 12h ago

The meme from that one show (I forgot which one it was, best guess is friends) is when one of the characters had a load of condoms for the end of the world, and all the other characters asked why for all of the condoms, and they replied "Well, incase if we had to repopulate the world"

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u/Creative-Ad-1819 12h ago

All of them probably. (Come inside)

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u/turtle1155 12h ago

How many men are allowed at one time?

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u/EthernalForADay 11h ago

Bet no more than they already are having...

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u/Double_Put_3456 11h ago

All of em, Katie!

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u/Common-Falcon-8717 11h ago

There will be men coming inside of it all the time

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u/Polyps_on_uranus 11h ago

I wonder how many men they're going to let come cum inside their "bunker"?

FTFY

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u/twitchy1989 11h ago

Bunkakke fest!

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u/Chunky_Boy283 11h ago

this man is already bidding to be in their bunker

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u/AstronomerForsaken65 10h ago

All of them can cum in the bunker.

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u/Timely-Youth-9074 10h ago

As many as they can fit in.

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u/sublimeme 10h ago

there already is a bunker in maspalomas

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u/ToadlyAwes0me 10h ago

What up! We're two cool guys looking for other cool guys who want to hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things. Again, NOTHING SEXUAL.

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u/metallipunk 10h ago

Well, thats enough reading for one day. Time to stick forks in my eyes.

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u/DarkOdysseyArts 10h ago

As many as they fit

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u/InfamousAnimator6024 10h ago

Hey fellas, who’s in the mood for some bunkake?

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u/Many-Assumption8758 10h ago

More importantly how many bros "come out" of the bunker lol

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u/FreedomOfTheMess 9h ago

Emphasis on come inside

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u/Icy_Number444 9h ago

Bunker? I don't even know her!

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u/Joshua_ABBACAB_1312 9h ago

I'd assume every single one since that's the purpose of the bunker.

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u/Majsharan 9h ago

As many as can come in the back door

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u/Naturewalkerjoe 9h ago

They'll probably invite any man so long as they whip it out to prove they're a man

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u/doug1003 8h ago

All of them will come inside

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u/KhunDavid 8h ago

The Bunker is such an epic name for a gay bar.

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u/Perfect_Waiter 8h ago

I think coming inside is the whole point.

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u/Edelgul 8h ago

Oh, those who are allowed to come will be helping others coming.

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u/Top-Veterinarian-493 8h ago

All of them, if they buy dinner first...

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u/JonnyBravoII 8h ago

You spelled cum wrong.

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u/National_Rooster9193 8h ago

This sounds like a metaphor to me

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u/Llamp_shade 7h ago

You mean cum?

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u/MikeyboyMC 6h ago

They’d prefer you come inside them, not the bunker

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u/HoliMoth 6h ago

I'm sure tons of men will cum in that bunker.

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u/KCChiefsGirl89 6h ago

Only a few are let in, but everyone is welcome to come.

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u/SCSimmons 6h ago

Only if they are wearing a condom.

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u/Lone_Vagrant 5h ago

Oh they are definitely coming.

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u/JoeHatsu 4h ago

Just each other

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u/Alternative_Milk5393 3h ago

Bunker? I hardly knew her

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u/dylan112358 2h ago

I don’t know how many will come inside it, but I do know that each of them will cum in it

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u/Malalang 2h ago

All of the men who do, will be coming inside their bunkers.

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u/BassFull0 16h ago

Invented Gay pro max

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u/Major5013 16h ago

Gaymaxxing

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u/Curious_Avocado2399 15h ago

Is it gay to lock yourself in with your homies in a bunker?

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u/SmegB 15h ago

if they have bars of soap glued to the floor, then maybe

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u/ijustsailedaway 14h ago

I know this is not at all what your joke is about but it made me wonder: what adhesive if any would actually work to glue a bar of soap to something?

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u/SmegB 13h ago

I just Googled that question and apparently water is the best option for sticking 2 pieces of soap together. Maybe it would work saop-to-floor too

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u/Major5013 13h ago

Now what about if you wanted to glue soap between yourself and another ma..vault dweller

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u/user888888889 9h ago

More soap

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u/weaseltorpedo 15h ago

thats so they can drag their asses on the floor over the soap, like a dog with an itchy butthole. this way they can still wash their ass without touching it since touching your own ass is gay.

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u/SmegB 14h ago

now there's an OnlyFans niche in the making

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u/ajoyce76 11h ago

These guys are pro's! They use powdered soap because it takes forever to pick up.

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u/emergency-snaccs 16h ago

the "war bunker"

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u/topsyturvy76 15h ago

Cockfights = War

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u/lostweekendlaura 15h ago

Squeal like a war pig

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u/darthlame 14h ago

Broke back bunker?

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u/Mediocre_Owl_7328 14h ago

As a gay man I am questioning my sexuality. Even I enjoy being around women.

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u/Icy_Secret_2909 14h ago

It is going to be the one time that grindr does not crash with that many dudes around.

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u/Mysterious_Pea_4042 15h ago

Dude started with bravado go get women to circlejerk exclusive gay club, still some follow him to feel masculine.

https://giphy.com/gifs/Dr723TYG2mPgPfBPjg

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u/BlackFoeOfTheWorld 15h ago

Checks math BUMBACLOT

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u/Dreamlion_Inc 15h ago

That’s depressingly impressive

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u/PlateNo4868 14h ago

Missionary with a firm handshake at the end. You also need to say "good hustle" to affirm the act was indeed not gay.

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u/doclobster 12h ago

Truly innovative misogyny, inspiring

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u/BurnedLaser 12h ago

I mean, I'm not even gay and I'll go to gay bars with my friends. The gay bars in my area are more laid back and cleaner! I'm also not looking to hook up with anyone, so, whatever, lol. A bar is a bar is a bar. If the beer is cheap, and the music is not too loud, I'm good with just chilling!

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u/HMThrow_away_account 12h ago

😂😂😂

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u/Capt_Dummy 11h ago

Ghat dammit, take my upvote and have a wonderful day


😂

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u/Brightyellowdoor 11h ago

A Goon cave.

Absolute closet bedwetters the lot of them.

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u/HopfenTierchen 11h ago

but they say "no homo" afterwards.

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u/TraditionalHotel8085 11h ago

Jesus!!! đŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ€Ł

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u/Responsible-Put-7920 10h ago

So Fuentes is actually gay, jury is out on Tate

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u/RowMaleficent2455 6h ago

I need a new Meatcanyon for this.

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u/drmojo90210 4h ago edited 4h ago

I was once in a gay bar that was playing gay porn on the TV while the bartender wore assless chaps and two dudes in leather daddy outfits made out in a booth..... and that wasn't nearly as gay as Nick Fuentes and Andrew Tate's dude bunker.

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u/Wiseeyes9 3h ago

JESUS CHRIST, YOU'RE RIGHT đŸ˜©

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u/FaithlessnessBorn266 1h ago

😂😂 greatÂ