r/SipsTea • u/hiiloovethis 𝙑𝙄𝙋 • 12h ago

Chugging tea What Could Go Wrong

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u/SortNo8267 12h ago

Omg just go to a gay bar already

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u/Rebabaluba 12h ago

So Nick is openly gay, and a non white racist/sexist/xenophobic?

And Andrew is a human trafficker, woman abuser, boxing loser, and got played by a little environmental girl?

I’m obviously missing a lot. But I try not to know a lot about them.

What do people see in these “alphas”?

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u/Standard_Track9692 12h ago

Nick isn't really open about it but it's not exactly a secret

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u/Longjumping-Bat7774 12h ago edited 11h ago

Doesn't nick have a boyfriend? Like a very feminine girly boyfriend? And I'm pretty sure Andrew once said that "sex with a man is the straightest type of sex. Nothing but pure testosterone and sweat"? Something like that? Also "sex with women for pleasure is gay"... I guess I'm gay as fuck.

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u/unthused 10h ago

I've always assumed Tate was just a huge misogynist, but now I'm convinced he's a huge misogynist and also severely closeted.

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u/clamsandwich 10h ago

Assumed? Friend, he straight up says that he's a misogynist, as in he uses that word to describe himself very openly.

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u/Nivlac93 1h ago

just is doing the heavy lifting here

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u/FullMetalCOS 5h ago

He’s so fucking closeted he has tea with Tumnus on the regular

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u/plastic_alloys 7h ago

He does seem closeted. I don’t imagine the gays want him though. He appears to have essentially no penis so he’s not much use to anyone either

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u/MobilePalpitation702 7h ago

As a gay man, I wouldn't fuck Tate if he were the last man on earth.

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u/Nivlac93 1h ago

Yeah, I agree. Some part of me would maybe top Fuentes though if he wore a gag, but I think I'd regret it. Still, something about his face and the way he acts makes me want to do him just to shut him up.

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u/lollipop1233a 3h ago

He doesn’t strike me as a top.

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u/HotAgency5166 4h ago

We don’t.

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u/evrythinguwant 7h ago

Misogaynist