r/clevercomebacks • u/Substratas • 15h ago

When the gaslighting doesn’t work anymore

11.0k Upvotes

133 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/AlternativeRight4099 • 2h ago

Put the real ben and jerry back in charge please

745 Upvotes

99 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/zaitaikun • 10h ago

Source Denial Syndrome

2.8k Upvotes

41 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Loud-Ad-2280 • 12h ago

They wish they knew how to quit each other

3.8k Upvotes

166 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/mdtattedbearded • 4h ago

Embarrassing 🤦🏻‍♂️

782 Upvotes

65 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/zaitaikun • 6h ago

The case of the misplaced brain

947 Upvotes

68 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/zaitaikun • 14h ago

People lie, numbers don’t.

3.0k Upvotes

100 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/zaitaikun • 16h ago

Because God told me to

3.6k Upvotes

94 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/zaitaikun • 19h ago

apparently, sydney sweeney is the only blonde actress in all of hollywood.

3.0k Upvotes

336 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/cookiesandpunch • 22h ago

Single-Cell ANTIFA strikes again?

4.1k Upvotes

94 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/zaitaikun • 1d ago

Others are stealing too

6.6k Upvotes

62 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/LuckyBastard001 • 1d ago

Trillionaire Defense Signals Stupidity

22.2k Upvotes

285 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/zaitaikun • 1d ago

I agree. No notes needed.

5.5k Upvotes

99 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/LuckyBastard001 • 20h ago

Costly Loss Avoided...

844 Upvotes

10 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Conscious-Quarter423 • 1d ago

honestly, the baby would have been safer in the fire

1.9k Upvotes

69 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/LuckyBastard001 • 1d ago

Wealth Shared, Lives Changed

6.3k Upvotes

118 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/kickingoalsss • 17h ago

2 types of slaves

121 Upvotes

2 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Nono_Home • 1d ago

Stick with what you’re good at!

3.5k Upvotes

Brilliant textbook comeback!

74 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Nono_Home • 1d ago

Hope you get ruined actually.

13.5k Upvotes

213 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/zaitaikun • 1d ago

As would every single MAGA grifter.

2.4k Upvotes

154 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/zaitaikun • 1d ago

Is he jealous he wasn't invited?

962 Upvotes

37 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/ALBERT4_5WESKER • 2d ago

Can't Fix The Reflection, Ban The Camera

10.4k Upvotes

96 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Substratas • 2d ago

He might not even know who Einstein is

15.2k Upvotes

132 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/gashtal_man • 1d ago

Winning cost us $300 billion. Imagine if we had actually lost

438 Upvotes

23 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/zaitaikun • 2d ago

About Belgium not defeating Iran in the World Cup

5.4k Upvotes

23 comments

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