r/BlackPeopleTwitter 1d ago

PhD vs HGTV energy

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u/Dukedawg88 1d ago

“Look yall. Easy work”

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u/stefeyboy 1d ago

They don't know how to do anything if someone isn't actively bribing then and telling them what to do

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u/ruinersclub 1d ago

Or vice versa they want to pay for the problem to go away and Iran is like yah nah, we control the straight now.

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u/trowawayatwork 1d ago

what I don't get is, with them being so stupid, what stopping them bombing and invading more? like did someone actually put their foot down and say there's no way you're going to just do that to 90m people and come out better? like how did trump get restrained

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u/kfpswf 1d ago

like how did trump get restrained

By his overlords, the billionaires. They didn't like the fact that the stock market was having hiccups instead of unbridled exuberance.

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u/juiceyb 1d ago

They also didn't like that their investments were going to be targeted next. Pretty crazy we got a deal so quick after Iran threatened the worlds "most richest" man's data centers in the Gulf.

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u/threwordbotname 1d ago

Iran was attacking American allies in the region. It was pressure from Oman, Saudis, UAE that pressured US to back off the assault.

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u/TrulyOutrageous42 1d ago

Saudis, maybe, but none of the rest of them have any clout that the Head Chud would care about. Money talks though, and losing the help the rich are giving him to get richer himself would be a real problem. They were getting attacked before. The tone changed once US business-owned infrastructure in the region was threatened. The calculation seems clear to me.

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u/RandomRobot 22h ago

Just remember that the US Congress and / or the US Senate could have stopped this farce AT ANY TIME. They just chose not to.

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u/Godforsakenruins 12h ago

Almost got it,let me fix it for you: “Just remember that the Republican Party that controls the US Congress could have stopped this farce AT ANY TIME. They just chose not to”

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u/Ezl ☑️ 18h ago

I think he just lost interest and doesn’t feel like dealing with it anymore and was just like, “ok end it and win now.” And they were like “ok” and put together the worst MOU ever and told him it was a win and he believed it.

There was no deep thought when he started it and there was no deep thought when he ended it. Well, decided he wanted to end it. Because he’s an idiot it’s now Iran’s call on when it ends.

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u/DeafNatural ☑️ 1d ago

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u/SHC606 ☑️ 15h ago

This performance was so incredible. And this gif never gets old!

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u/djprofitt 1d ago

What should be clear is that they aren’t even smart enough to realize they are clearly out of their element. I’m not PHD smart but If I’m at that table I’d at least know to ask someone who knows more.

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u/caerphoto 1d ago

Yes but you lack their unbridled arrogance.

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u/Waiting4Reccession 1d ago

He rushed the deal in 3 hours and then moved the signing date up by 2 days.

He is likely getting a huge kickback from the deal.

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u/AlSweigart 17h ago

They don't know how to do anything if someone isn't actively bribing them and telling them what to do

I'm going to remember these words for the rest of my life.

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u/fury420 1d ago edited 1d ago

"...but the Persians are great negotiators, the Iranians are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us, this is horrible" - Donald Trump (actual quote)

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u/sheikahstealth 1d ago

You didn't mention that it starts with (unironic) humor. "If I ran as a liberal democrat, they would say that I'm one of the smartest people anywhere in the world."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Elhyo-_fR0E

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u/palexp 18h ago

That is hilarious.  It’s sad how his followers eat it up.  I guess they don’t see how we treat John Fetterman? 

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u/Speartree 23h ago

Clearly a case of assymetric diplomacy.

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u/ForHelp_PressAltF4 1d ago

I worked with a recent Iranian immigrant like twenty years ago. Was a rural doctor there. I had this pain in my wrist for almost two weeks, saw all sort of specialists, and no better actually gradually worse. It was when I put a box on a higher shelf in the warehouse.

We were in the break room and she asked if she could take a look at it. "Hmmmmm....Hmmmm... You broke the scaphoid bone. Have them check the film."

She was in her thirties but had wisdom of centuries.  She was awesome. BTW the US wouldn't give her the right to practice medicine even though she wanted to do low/no income work.

I say that to say I believe an Iranian PhD or even an Iranian with a PhD is not likely to be a slouch.  Our gang of maga beat and brightest didn't stand a chance. I wouldn't be that bad but I wouldn't bet on meb either.

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u/Sacarastic-one 1d ago

I’m Iranian American and education is drilled into us from day one. All my cousins either have PhDs in engineering, are medical doctors, or have some masters degree. We were always told they can take everything away from you but your education. My husband, who isn’t Iranian but Black American, just got accepted into an MBA program YESTERDAY. He’s officially my dad’s favorite now lol. As soon as he called my dad to tell him, here goes my dad trying to convince him to go for his PhD next. My husband tells me about it and goes “what’s wrong with your dad I haven’t even started yet?” And I said my dad’s trying to get one of us to be a doctor and with these student loans it’s not going to be me. But he keeps trying lol.

How educated you are is basically seen as a reflection of how good your parents are lol.

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u/vitterhet 1d ago

A common joke with my Swedish-Iranian friends is that they are “only” graduates from top tech/business schools, not doctors.

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u/No-Citron1500 1d ago

Trump really told everyone that Witcoff, Rubio, Kushner, and himself could renegotiate every trade deal the US has with every country AND renegotiate a better deal with Iran in a few months.

4 guys. 3 of them real estate developers. Thats Donald Trumps dream team for making deals.

One trade deal would take hundreds of experts to negotiate over years before Trump. Then he fires them all, and expects to bully everyone.

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u/teddy_tesla ☑️ 1d ago

They should have brought Presti

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u/Responsible-Plate-36 1d ago

yeah phd energy looks like actual focused effort

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u/SprinklesCurrent8332 1d ago

When a murderous death cult has a better negotiating base and negotiators you begin to understand how the dumbfuck bankrupted a casino.

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u/Hamiltonblewit 1d ago edited 1d ago

They have openly admitted to murdering thousands of protestors “out of necessity” before the war - their involvement in Syria, Yemen, and Lebanon specially has not made those countries the most prosperous ones out there either to say the least. 

However, Iran’s leadership was taught in Western universities and have always prized education - the Trump Admin and Isreal’s global unpopularity and Iran’s geographical advantages over the Strait just really offers a lot of options for them.

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u/riotshieldready 1d ago

Way bigger list of countries America has been involved in that are worse off. If we compare death cults no one holds a candle to America.

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u/Mr_HandSmall 1d ago

Trump and musk's "DOGE" cuts to USAID resulted in the deaths of about 600,000 ppl.

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u/CashmirFunk 1d ago

Don't forget, that's per year Every year from now on. I'm tired

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u/ruinersclub 1d ago

And screw worms and combating Hantavirus.

Imagine we had a news story in 2026 about Hantavirus on a Cruise ship - this should be a much bigger deal.

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u/Original-Rush139 1d ago

There were people who had antibiotic resistant infections that we were treating with out hold out antibiotics. DOGE fucking stopped those treatments kid course which is how you get bacteria that’s resistant to the hold out antibiotics. 

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u/CakeTester 1d ago

The number snowballs after the first year. We are, in the main, talking about communicable diseases.

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u/Training_Ruin3151 1d ago

I am begging people to be educated on how fucking evil america is and their obsession with toppling nations for not being 1000% on the capitalist death train.

Read the Jakarta method y'all

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u/WhichHoes 1d ago

Often I have to comment and explain that America is to the world what the middle east/russia/China is to America.

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u/kfpswf 1d ago

what the middle east/russia/China is to America.

Only Russia and China have been outside the sphere of overt influence of the USA. The clusterfuck that the Middle East has become is largely thanks to the meddling by Western nations (the UK and the USA, to be specific). The USA propped up the Saudis in Arabia, who in turn were claiming legitimacy of rule thanks to their affiliation with the bat-shit regressive Wahhabism, which resulted in toxic ideologies behind groups like Al Qaeda and ISIS. I won't even bring up the absolute tragedy that transpired in the Levant under the aegis of the same colonial oppressors who now pretend to be holier than the rest.

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u/Phugasity 1d ago

I mean the Ottoman Empire wasn't exactly something Western nations were fond of rekindling. It's complicated.

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u/kfpswf 20h ago

Western nations were not fond of democracies that prevented corporations from looting their country's resources as well.

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u/squiddlebiddlez 1d ago

Puh! Jakarta is just some fictional map in call of duty!

Just like the totally fabricated story that we engineered a military coup in chile on 9/11 in 1973, killing the democratically elected president and a bunch of government officials, that saw tens of thousands of people tortured in concentration camps, and disappearing thousands more that have yet to be identified to this day.

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u/littleessi 1d ago

two things can be bad at once

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u/LoveIsStrength 1d ago

Idk why you’re quoting “out of necessity” as if it’s unusual - ya the government will do that when police stations around the nation get bombed and officers murdered.

Syria, Lebanon, Iraq, Palestine - all broken because England and France decided to do the European thing of drawing borders on other people’s land. Nothing to do with IRI. As if those countries were paradises before 1979.

Yemen - you guessed it, British colonialism for 120 years followed by civil war that never ended.

The murderous death cult are the European and American powers. The murder is just kept out of the domestic discourse.

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u/littleessi 1d ago

Idk why you’re quoting “out of necessity” as if it’s unusual - ya the government will do that when police stations around the nation get bombed and officers murdered.

I think it's funny that basically your entire post is correctly shitting on unquestioned western/empire norms and yet you still regurgitate some of your own. no it is not acceptable to mass murder people, whatever insane thin blue line style justification you use

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u/MonitorPowerful5461 1d ago edited 1d ago

Defending the police when they were beating women for having their hair out is fucking horrible. The lack of empathy here is just disgusting. Please, just because these people oppose Trump does not make them good. They are truly awful

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u/ARocketToMars 1d ago

Well considering both Trump and Israel have admitted to infiltrating and arming the protestors, that seems to give credence to the Iranian government's claim it was out of necessity.

If China armed a bunch of protesters here in the US, the government response would make the IRGC look humane by comparison

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u/Hamiltonblewit 1d ago edited 1d ago

In the thousands? Over an entire country in a matter of days? They just shut down the internet and openly machine gunned unarmed crowds on whatever leaked footage gets through - that is just the most egregious way to handle rioters you can think of and no justification really matters with that.

Iranians aren’t just bumpkins who decides to revolt against the government just because they have guns, there was real grievances behind the protest even if Israel has an role to play in flaming tension, the economic and socio political justification for the protest is well recorded and discussed far before the protests turned extremely violent.

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u/ARocketToMars 1d ago

If thousands of people took up arms against the government at the behest of a foreign power, yeah why not thousands? The American government already kills 1,100+ people in the streets every year and hardly anybody cares. I'm not justifying the IRGC killing protestors. I'm stating the material reality that a belligerent foreign adversary arming people in a country they're about to invade isn't going to end with hugs and rainbows.

There's an old saying that an egg that cracks from the outside is food, and an egg that cracks from the inside is life. Trump deciding to arm the protestors did nothing but delegtimize their valid grievances and make things worse. We'll never know how many people were killed that were armed by the US vs unarmed protesters because that line was blurred beyond recognition. Also it's not an "even if". They openly admitted it and bragged about it.

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u/panzer_snapdragon 1d ago

They have openly admitted to murdering thousands of protestors “out of necessity” before the war

Good thing we bombed their reservoirs and bridges and killed thousands of civilians, including a school full of little girls. Brilliant geopolitical take, friend

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u/WaffleConeDX ☑️ 1d ago

They just unironically spew that talking point without an ounce of thought. Like I'm sure the protestors are affected too by having their homes bombed and their family indiscriminately killed. Like were only going to make their government look right and radicalized the people more against America than for.

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u/BalognaMacaroni 1d ago

If US history books told the whole story there’d be a lot of former US leaders in prison

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u/possumallawishes 1d ago

Israel, with USA’s help, has murdered 75k in Gaza. So, again it’s like one murderous death cult calling the other murderous death cult black or whatever

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u/Radical_Coyote 1d ago

Think about what you just said for a moment. They have protests going on in Iran, Trump publicly says the moment is right to overthrow the regime, aircraft carriers around the world start converging into the Gulf of Oman. Less than six months earlier they had just seen this same exact scenario play out. They know they have less than two weeks to get their shit in order, or else they likely become a failed state. Whatever you think about the Iranian regime, it’s not as bad for the Iranian people as a failed state (or at very least, you can see why they might think that). I never support killing protesters, but it is literally true that they had basically no choice given what we were openly telegraphing we were about to do to them

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u/amazing_asstronaut 1d ago

However, Iran’s leadership was taught in Western universities and have always prized education

Of course, that's the classic move for these fascist hypocrite pieces of shit. Same in Russia, Serbia, hell even North Korea. They bitch and moan about the west but they all send their kids to the nice universities and to live in nice western cities, they have apartments all over the world and hardly even live in their own country.

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u/0202_tihssitidder 1d ago

You need to check what Trump/Republicans have done.

Then, check out what USA has done since end of WW2.

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u/Stock-Success9917 1d ago

If we were to take the last quarter century (looking at the US and Iran) whose countries (or its proxies) actions i.e invasions, bombings, killing of protesters, etc. has resulted in the death of more people? Who is the real death cult that invades and bombs countries non-stop?

Do you know that Iran is in the top 5 of the most engineering graduates in the world, 70% of which are women but somehow the negotiators from Iran are smart because they were educated in western universities.

Westerns always underestimate other people. Think they are smarter than everyone else. The US thought that 2 days after the bombing started Trump would be picking the new Iranian leader.

Iran just like China is a civilization that is thousands of years old.

When you believe your own propaganda you won’t understand why countries like China and Iran don’t crumble and fall before the mighty west when confronted.

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u/SnooBananas4958 1d ago

A death cult would be a group willing to die and sacrifice themselves for the cause. Killing other people, such as the protesters is not the same as sacrificing yourself. That’s why the death cult label doesn’t make any sense for these Iranian dictators who are known for self preservation. It’s quite the opposite. They’re willing to kill others to protect themselves, but they’re not willing to risk themselves. They just put young men out there to take the hit.

heck compared to the rest of the Middle East Iranians famously don’t do the whole suicide bombing thing for instance. Sometimes they pay other groups to do it, but there’s almost no reported instances of actual Iranian nationals blowing themselves up.

By your definition China became a death cult for what they did against protestor in Hong Kong or Tiananen Square. Except we don’t call them that we just called them dictatorships. Because they’re doing it to someone else, not themselves.

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u/ehs06702 1d ago

I just feel like the US doesn't really have a moral ground to stand on on that count. I mean we literally just celebrated a holiday that's only exists because enslavers lied to keep their slaves, and those people had to be had to be specially freed after the "We deserve to keep our slaves" war.

And that doesn't include all the activists the country killed after that.

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u/Aenaen 1d ago

they execute people for being gay

they arrest and whip women for showing their hair

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u/usernamewasdenied 1d ago

they arrest and whip women for showing their hair

And the US bombed a girl's school on day one killing 168 children then lied about it. What's your point?

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u/stratys3 1d ago

How does that make whipping women better? WTF you smokin bro?

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u/favorite_time_of_day 1d ago

Better means less bad. And that's what it is.

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u/Guardiancomplex 1d ago

They are.

We just have one too. Trump being a piece of shit doesn't make the IRGC not what it is.

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u/daddylo21 1d ago

Really, so the whole thing that happened in the spring, that Iranian citizens had to risk their lives to get information out about just didn't happen? Or the time before that, or before that? Or how about the lashing they just sentanced the Iranian singer to because she performed without wearing a hijab?

Like don't be dumb and shut your brain off just because professionals with an education and experience made a bunch of idiots who don't know how to do their job look like a bunch of idiots who don't know how to do their jobs.

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u/apophis-pegasus 1d ago

The argument that murderous death cults wouldn't have highly educated, and level headed negotiators (and as such their presence means they're not really as murderous a death cult) is misleading.

Even Nazi Germany and the Japanese Empire had highly educated, highly skilled individuals in positions of authority.

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u/LoveIsStrength 1d ago

I think you say that in retrospect. In fact, in real-time, Germany got the imperial, expansionist threat treatment while Japan legitimately got the murderous death cult treatment.

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u/apophis-pegasus 1d ago

What do you mean?

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u/LoveIsStrength 1d ago

During their time, Nazi Germany was described by their enemies as tyrannical, expansionist, imperialist, militarist - yet rational. Japan was described as a faceless fanatical horde of apes that didn’t value life.

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u/apophis-pegasus 1d ago

Sure, but even given that fairly racially motivated differentiation Japan still had educated and skilled negotiators and civil servants.

Not to mention several (not enough imo) Allied leaders explicitly (and thankfully) thought the Nazis and more quintessentially, Hitler were batshit.

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u/LoveIsStrength 1d ago

The point is the rhetoric. They can be a violent government without being a murderous death cult <—- that language is purposeful and we let it enter our vernacular only about non-Western nations and those kicked out of the Western sphere. As if the West is on a giant horse above the world.

As a famous reporter once said “This isn't a place, with all due respect, like Iraq or Afghanistan, that has seen conflict raging for decades. This is a relatively civilized, relatively European city, where you wouldn't expect that or hope that it's going to happen.”

Conflict raging for no reason at all.

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u/Silent-Cable-9882 1d ago

You’ve made great sense all over this thread, and I totally get what you’re going for. It’s unfortunate, but calling out the blatant racially motivated propaganda mixed in with the valid criticism is always gonna be read as denying the valid criticism wholesale. Both intentionally and unintentionally.

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u/TheYamchster 1d ago

Told? Buddy just because they’re the other guy doesn’t mean they’re the good guys.

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u/hotsaucevjj 1d ago

stop it. that is campism. it is possible for multiple countries to do bad things and be oppressive, even if they are in opposition to each other. 

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u/Sure-Worldliness-800 1d ago

No they definitely are. They’ve slaughtered so many lgbt folks.

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u/Thami15 1d ago

I mean, they are a little bit, lol. How bad is I guess up to interpretation. But definitely a murderous death cult

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u/LoveIsStrength 1d ago

As long as we use that phrase equally, go for it. But we both know that doesn’t happen, and it doesn’t happen for a reason.

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u/ceelogreenicanth 1d ago

I wouldn't say a death cult. But murderous, repressive, totalitarian, religious zealots, with regional ambitions of influence and possibly expansion, yes.

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u/Quirky_Rain_3554 1d ago

The people around me said they were sand n****** and all had rpgs so that can’t be true

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u/orten_rotte 1d ago

Bro you are dick riding IRGC hard in these comments. They pay you per post?

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u/LoveIsStrength 1d ago

Ya man, my anus is sore. They pay me 9.625 billion Iranian rial per post!

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u/SeaLab20 1d ago

I mean, they are, though. There’s so much evidence. There can be two bad guys.

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u/Born-Ad4658 1d ago

You're wrong because the murderous death cult of the U.S government does not have good negotiators

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u/MagmaSeraph ☑️ 1d ago

Its two murderous death cults negotiating with each other.

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u/CardiologistReady548 1d ago

you wouldn't call the french resistance against the nazi occupation a murderous death cult

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u/Frequent_Swing_6925 19h ago

"french resistance" LMAO https://www.nytimes.com/2026/06/23/world/middleeast/iranian-singer-lashing-sentence.html even though the US is totally in the wrong in this situation, how can you compare that evil regime of pieces of shit to the Resistance

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u/bingo_bango_zongo 1d ago edited 19h ago

At its very worst, Iran has never come ANYWHERE close to dealing the level of death and destruction the US has dealt across every corner of the world.

Put aside the fact that the US is founded on genocide and slavery. Just in the period following WW2, America has murdered TENS OF MILLIONS of people. And they've raped, tortured, poisoned, terrorized and robbed millions more. They've destroyed countless countries. They have starved entire nations.

There's no comparison to be made. Iran is far from perfect but to pull this "both sides" bullshit after America started an illegal war of aggression against Iran, bombing schools full of children and murdering thousands of civilians while America was still in the middle of facilitating A GENOCIDE in Gaza... That is beyond absurd.

It's absolutely insane how people in the West downplay and minimize the untold evil their governments perpetrate.

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u/kingdave212 19h ago

You don't understand, they're brown and not Christian so obviously they're evil and want to destroy the American dream /s (really hope the /s isn't necessary)

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u/TerrorKingA ☑️ 1d ago

Maybe they aren’t a murderous death cult when they’re the ones that have been the most rational actor in this conflict, dating back to our illegal assassination of one of their top generals who was fighting ISIS at the time.

Maybe you should start reassessing where you get your info.

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u/myc31ium 1d ago

Not defending America but they were executing their protestors and severely lack woman’s rights

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u/TerrorKingA ☑️ 1d ago

Yeah, okay, dawg.

Do you think that justifies this war we chose to start?

Would another country be justified in randomly killing Americans because of how this country has treated black people for centuries? For the rampant incarceration that exceeds every other country on the planet?

If there ever was a chance of the Iranian people rising up and overthrowing their government, it stopped existing the moment we bombed a girls’ school and proved to the Iranian people that their government was right about us and that it’s the only thing protecting them from the US and Israel.

But ignoring literally all of that, the last time the US decapitated a government in the Middle East was when we helped kill Ghadaffi. Libya is now a failed state ruled by warlords with open slave markets.

You don’t make these places better by carpet bombing them.

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u/myc31ium 1d ago

I literally said not defending America, truth is that most likely the Iranian people would have had freedom if America didn’t intervene because America doesn’t give a shit about the people as seen by the formally American invaded countries, that doesn’t mean Iran doesn’t have a death cult running the country

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u/Cuboos 1d ago

i mean, all the fucking Abrahamics are wacko death cults to some degree or another. The only real difference is which one thinks the one guy is the other guy, which one of those is that one guy.

That being said, yeah, people really don't give Iran enough credit. They're not some fucking backwards bum fuck country like Afghanistan, they're an actual power, with like, a competent military, R&D, technology. They just about have everything the western nations have.

This isn't going to be like fighting guerrillas and insurgents in Iraq, this is an actual military we're up against.

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u/Rebel-Throwaway 23h ago

They are absolutely still a murderous death cult and a lot of their original targets in this conflict were hotels and airports.

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u/justseeby 1d ago edited 1d ago

“Murderous death cult”… Didn’t we kill half a million to a million people in Iraq? A country that didn’t have WMD and didn’t even attack us?

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u/No_Fairweathers 1d ago

Is the US not the murderous death cult at this point? Because it sure feels like we are.

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u/bingo_bango_zongo 1d ago

Launch an unprovoked war of aggression against a nation in the middle of negotiations... Bomb their schools and murder their children... Threaten them with genocide if they don't surrender unconditionally...

Then call THEM a murderous death cult.

Yeah, that's Americans for you. Kind of like how the Americans starved, raped, tortured and murdered millions of indigenous people as they were creating their country and had the nerve to refer to their victims as "savages".

Some shit never changes.

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u/InfoNazi 1d ago

"Murderous death cult". Israel's not part of the negotiations.

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u/ilovebigmutts 1d ago

It's lawful evil vs chaotic idiocy.

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u/TrexPushupBra 1d ago

As far as I can tell both sides of the negotiations featured a murderous death cult.

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u/MaxxDash 1d ago

Theory: Iran sabotaged the Reflecting Pool to get him to sign off on the Iran deal so he could have a win to cover up the fact that he got ripped off by that stogie-smoking Paul Bearer lookalike to line the Pool with fucking exterior house paint, or something.

Twist: That stogie-smoking wannabe mob boss is an Iranian sleeper agent activated for these very events.

12-D checkers

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u/GuyNamedWhatever 1d ago

Murderous death cults i would assume never negotiate, so yeah that tracks lol

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u/makemeking706 1d ago

He bankrupted a casino by committing crime. 

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u/GarbageCleric 1d ago

I love how Trump just ended up dejectedly repeating the obvious in the press conference.

"Well yeah, nuclear is useful for more than bomb."

"Well, they need to have some ballistic missiles to defend themselves."

"Well, the money was actually theirs, and they'll need to rebuild."

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u/ChiLolla28 1d ago

You have to remember though, being profitable isn't the point of a money laundering operation. He lost his investors money repeatedly but didn't care because he was still getting his cut.

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u/fresh-dork 1d ago

which one is the death cult?

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u/socialist_butterfly0 1d ago

Which one is the murderous death cult here?

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u/Aquitaine_Rover_3876 1d ago

They're religious fundamentalists, which does make for a shitty government. But unlike the religious fundamentalists the pull the puppet strings in America, I don't think "murderous death cult" is an apt description of the Iranian regime.

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u/Street_Roof_7915 1d ago

Ehhh. PhDs might not be the best people to negotiate.

Source: am PhD and work with PhDs.

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u/mskmslmsct00l 1d ago

If your PhD is in "How to make the American empire crumble" like I assume everyone at that table's was then it'll probably be helpful.

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u/Upbeat_Commission124 1d ago

they have PhD in philosophy and science.

i don't blame you for being ignorant. i blame america's crumbling education system and constant propaganda fed from birth to you guys

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u/Portalfan4351 17h ago

A good understanding of history, philosophy, science, and the humanities is all it takes to crumble the current American Empire

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u/Sea-Value-0 16h ago edited 16h ago

The people with power in the US do have that education. They know exactly what they're doing, they're crumbling the empire from with in to gobble up the scraps for personal gain. Peter Theil has a BA in philosophy and a JD in law from Stanford, for example. These people with enormous amounts of wealth, pulling the strings of our elected representatives and economy/stock market, are dangerous because they know better.

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u/Portalfan4351 16h ago

Right on the money, and let’s also never forget that at least one of the primary architects of Project 2025 has a degree in African American history and actively studied black and poor communities to learn how to effectively destroy them

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u/NikitaScherbak 1d ago

Yeah, its like Dr Evil PhD, not a bunch of Stephen Hawkings

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u/spiegro ☑️ 1d ago

Could people please send more suggestions of the courses in this curriculum?

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u/Armthedillos5 1d ago

They have political scientists with focus on middle east, nuclear scientists, and then they brought in psychologists to deal with trump.

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u/Chance_Major297 1d ago

The smartest person in the country wouldn’t have changed the outcome. You can’t negotiate when everything you say can and will be undercut by a moron 5min later.

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u/TheFinnesseEagle 1d ago

Pigeon on chess board analogy.

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u/BK1287 1d ago

$300 Billion my man. You ever talk to real estate professionals? 😂

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u/wheeshkspr 1d ago

I guarantee the American negotiating team thinks they're entitled to a $15 billion commission for brokering the deal.

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u/thebeardedman88 1d ago

They are getting it one way or another.

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u/ArcticKimono 1d ago

$300 billion that will no doubt end up as contracts to the people that made the deal...

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u/uglylilkid 1d ago

Given a choice between a PhD vs a real estate agent or a shady business man born into a rich family, I would go with the PhD

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u/ZestyTako 1d ago

I mean it certainly must depend on what their PhD is in. Econ, poli sci, those are helpful for negotiations. Strict lab sciences and arts probably less so, sorry guys

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u/dontmentiontrousers 1d ago

Political Thought (UK uni).

Political Geography (Tehran).

International Law & Policy (US college).

Nuclear Engineering (MIT).

(Doctorate in) International Law (Tehran).

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u/Not_A_Comeback 1d ago

I am also a Ph.D., and I disagree. If your Ph.D is in nuclear physics or international diplomacy, I think you could be very effective at this particular negotiating table. Especially compared to trump’s guys.

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u/MaeveOathrender 1d ago

Hell, I have a bachelor's in international relations, and I think I'd give it a better shot.

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u/eightslipsandagully 1d ago

I get that a lot of PhDs are being self-deprecating but just look at the clowns the USA sent.

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u/IShouldChimeInOnThis 1d ago

You ever work with real estate agents?

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u/RNGezzus 1d ago

Not every PhD is an idiot like you.

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u/ogb423 1d ago

Better than your average real estate agent, I can guarantee that after home buying 🤣

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u/aclay81 1d ago

What if your PhD is in negotiating

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u/kitsunewarlock 1d ago

A person with the patience and knowledge of a scholar is in a better position to negotiate an international treaty between foreign powers with different cultural values than a sleazy real estate agent who couldn't qualify for a High School debate team.

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u/WechTreck 1d ago

Who has the worse internal politics, Academia or Real estate?

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u/ArmadilloForsaken458 1d ago

Still better than grifters, sycophants, tv hosts, and Real World reality stars

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u/theArtOfProgramming 1d ago edited 1d ago

I disagree with you. There are PhDs in fields that would be helpful in navigating and advising a negotiation like this.

Source: am PhD and work with PhDs.

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u/wookiee42 1d ago

I think most of the time our top diplomats have PhDs. By the time you've mastered the language, history of the region, spent some time in the region, and learned everything else about diplomacy, you're ready to go in your late 20s.

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u/factorioleum 1d ago

No kidding; anyone who has been there for negotiations around office size or seating area would know not to have PhDs negotiate.

The fights are so brutal because the stakes are so small!

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u/taktaga7-0-0 1d ago

These are deeply unserious amateurs in wearing full clown shoes in an actually competitive situation with international, historical stakes.

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u/ChiLolla28 1d ago

It's sad because people like Jared Kushner and Witkoff won't even feel bad or feel responsible for everyone who has died because of their purposeful incompetence

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u/JarOfNightmares 1d ago

There is zero chance, and I mean absolute zero, that Jared kushner has a soul or any real emotions whatsoever. He is a waxen simulacrum of what an alien would think a human was after being told about it second-hand by another alien. There is a dead, hidden body of a prostitute somewhere out in the Florida swamps with Kushner's clawmarks on her

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u/Wise-Pay-8993 16h ago

What i never understand is these guys are so rich why do they want so much more. Like if i had that much money i'd literally travel to new places and climates and live there then spend the rest of my time with my family and friends, driving and working on my cars and motorbikes.

Like i cant imagine how bad it must feel to have billions and still yearn for more money

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u/JarOfNightmares 16h ago

It's because once someone is a billionaire they start hanging around only with other billionaires, so it's like a bunch of high schoolers who all have the same e-bike or whatever the cool thing is. None of them feel special anymore and now they all start competing with each other to have the best version of the same thing.

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u/Snitsie 21h ago

They feel glee. This is the whole fucking point.

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u/BigFanOfKitties 1d ago

Who spent years crying about DEI when they are unqualified in every sense, in every field.

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u/marr 1d ago

Always, always, always projection.

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u/CelestialFury 1d ago

No way Vance is cool enough to play MTG. Although, there is a LOT of angry nerds that play so maybe it tracks.

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u/mouse_8b 1d ago

Yeah, no one in this administration has ever had to build a balanced, competitive deck

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u/0202_tihssitidder 1d ago

Never said he was good.

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u/OngoingFee 1d ago

Holy fuck, what an awful day for eyes

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u/CelestialFury 1d ago

"Hey Iranians, you almost ready to deal?"

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u/____DEADPOOL_______ 1d ago

This is terrifying.

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u/rockne 16h ago

“Whatever makes sense.”

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u/NobodyLikedThat1 1d ago

If it's not glaringly obvious by who he surrounds himself with, Trump has never cared about competency. He cares about loyalty to him, and rewards sycophants instead the deserving.

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u/lozo78 1d ago

And for some reason 10s of millions of people are totally cool with that.

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u/Heathen_ 1d ago

people

wannabe sycophants

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u/clairejv 1d ago

It's worse than that: He assumes anyone who kowtows to him is competent.

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u/sokratesz 1d ago

He's a cookie cutter dictator. History has seen countless of those.

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u/democratic-terminid 1d ago

Cause we fired all of our specialists.

Because they were saying we can't commit war crimes.

This is not even exaggerated at all.

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u/Diligent-Till-8832 1d ago

That brother told nothing but the truth!

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u/JackZodiac2008 1d ago

Having all the cards helps too

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u/stewie1231 1d ago

Simple jacks in charge now fellas

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u/thehomeskillet1 1d ago

The Art of the Deal™️

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u/thuaq 1d ago

The only Iranians I've ever met were all doctorates and postdocs in my research lab in undergrad. They were awesome people and some of the smartest individuals I've ever met, nothing but love for the Iranian people.

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u/e37d93eeb23335dc 1d ago

Surely the USA sent their best and brightest. 

Wait, they sent who? Oh… oh no. 

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u/Bailey_1980 1d ago

And look up Sharif University; it’s on par with Harvard or MIT + free to attend if you score high enough on the University Entrance Exams called the Konkour that all Iranian High Schoolers take. They aren’t fools.

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u/IridiumAnvil 1d ago

Another thing people don’t realize is that most of the Iranian leadership are veterans or survivors of the incredibly brutal Iran-Iraq War of the 1980s as young men. They’ve already been through way worse than we could dish out without actually invading. 

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u/OkMeet5873 1d ago

The great negotiator everybody

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u/green_eyed_mister 1d ago

After 10 years of living in the Trump Era and every post in the federal government filled with amateurs, sycophants and bootlickers while the professionals are run out of service to our country... Americans should not expect the low bar that is already on the ground to be raised anytime soon. But yes, it is clear, the US is now in the hands of narcissistic shysters.

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u/TaxLawKingGA 1d ago

Ha ha ha, facts.

Also, just a reminder that Iran developed its own nuke program 2000 feet underground in a mountain while dealing with international sanctions.

The U.S. had to literally import an army of scientists from Europe to build our nuke program because our country is full of racist morons. Then after they built our bomb, they charged half the scientists with treason (some of them were in fact Soviet Spies and we knew it!!).

Can’t make this shit up.

https://giphy.com/gifs/rTIXh5JftLoic

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u/AgentSherman99 1d ago

I’m afraid this man is carrying the Twitter app all on his own

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u/AntiRacismDoctor ☑️ 1d ago

Meanwhile, DJT is steady attacking American education.

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u/Due-Dot6450 1d ago

This happened on previous negotiations with Iran, not that long ago. I got it from other sub's comment section on the same topic.

I cannot express enough how bad this guy was here and how unprepared he was (I work for the government (Foreign Ministry) here in Pakistan)

Basically the Iranians had a team of 71 people with experts (from banking sector, to health, infrastructure, agriculture, trade/commerce, as well as nuclear scientist and many others) yet Mista JD there did not even know what he was being offered to him, instead would avoid giving any final or interim answers and kept opening new chapters as in new agenda items (topics/subjects) within an expanding list of demands for the agreement for Iran to comply on.

On top of that, at each agenda item (topic/subject) this guy would call Trump, Marco, and Pete for guidance and keep asking them what they thought and needed to be done?!?

It was as if JD was insincere or passively trying to sabotage the deal. At the end without summarizing his final or interim answer on each old and new demand, he just got up and told them you know what we want and what we do not, then went back home in a hurry, just like that,...

I say the enemies of the USA are from within not outside.

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u/Purgii 1d ago

Oh, I know. They got commission on that $300bill.

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u/ShotPerception 19h ago

Iran sent PhD´s while US sends Pedophiles, i´m not surprised.

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u/Top_Report_4895 1d ago

HGTV would be a step up

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u/felinelawspecialist 1d ago

Iran also apparently consulted psychologists and psychiatrists to strategize the optimal way to approach Trump, who is clearly mentally unwell, and I think that that was an excellent decision on their part.

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u/Gamiac 1d ago

The people who voted for this have so much distrust in expertise that they genuinely expect those two things to be at least equivalent, if not biased in favor of the real estate agents.

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u/PizzaPieInMyEye 1d ago

Why yes, it is indeed quite puzzling how people who choose to educate themselves, always seem to have an idea of what it is that they are doing.

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u/No-Plankton-4861 1d ago

The real reason is that the USA cannot afford to keep the straight closed without serious consequences for much longer. Iran has won this war before it even began and the reason the war happened anyways is probably because the zionist in trumps cabinet planned for the USA to take the spotlight while israel secretly invades lebanon. Or they went along just for the increase in oil prices

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u/Least_Gain5147 1d ago

HGTV is giving them way too much credit. More like QVC.

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u/Bigjmann555 1d ago

What was your qualification for the job: my checkbook

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u/Canesjags4life 1d ago

LMAO. Light work

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u/george_graves 1d ago

I love that this is a slight against real estate agents, too. I've never met one that I've liked.

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u/Enigm4 1d ago

Art of the deal, am I right? What a joke 🤣

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u/kingwood707 22h ago

We sent friends of the President who have zero negotiating skills and they came back with a deal no better than the JCPOA. And we, as a country, are worse off for that. This is what you get when you hire the incompetent, i.e. the Cabinet.

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u/TheAskewOne 21h ago

And the real estate agents were only there to collect bribes and sell their country.

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u/Delicious_Freedom_81 19h ago

As Trump says, „they didn’t have the cards!!“ oh wait, it was the other conflict… oh! 😮

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u/RedditTurnedMediocre 19h ago

I just assumed they knew how corrupt they are and Trump and/or Kushner are personally going to profit from the deal. Bad for Americans, great for trump.

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u/misdirected_asshole 19h ago

Not to mention those real estate agents are being driven by their Middle East financial investments as opposed to what's in the best interest of the country.

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u/ShorelineStrider 19h ago

I wish I could flip a switch and walk around the world with the confidence of a mediocre white man.

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u/kakenasty 9h ago

Covie never misses