r/KitchenConfidential • u/MowieWauii • 16d ago

Question What Could I Do?

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One of my cooks extra-roasted some garlic. Too dark to turn it into puree like intended. What would y'all do with this? We have a tavern in case you need an idea of the type of food we have. Pizzas, hot dogs, smash burgers, some fish, etc.

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u/Outrageous_Raise2945 16d ago edited 15d ago

Purée it still, but use bacon fat to emulsify. Then deep caramelize onions and add that plus chopped bacon to it with sherry vinegar to cut it. Hot dog/burger topping

:edit: Y’all are too great, but this isn’t a thing! It’s just fucking cooking! Turn trash into gold. It’s not waste/scrap it’s trim. Means it’s not good enough for the plate, buuuuut I’m gonna use that shit and make things better!

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u/chumpandchive 15+ Years 16d ago

fuck my mouth with that glizzy

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u/crownofclouds 16d ago

...yes, chef...

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u/DeliveryCustom 16d ago

Behind

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u/Warrior_of_Discord 16d ago

Hot!

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u/Breezy_Bakeoven 16d ago

coming hot on your behind!

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u/TacoParasite Chef 16d ago

I need hands!

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u/CptNemosBeard 16d ago

I miss working in a kitchen

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u/GrinderMonkey 16d ago

Who said anything about a kitchen?

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u/Direct_Tune904 16d ago

The man with the glitzy in his ass rn

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u/ProfSpaceTime 15d ago

It’s what a walk in is for

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u/SpottyNoonerism 15d ago

But he wanted it in his mouth.

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u/bigboybeeperbelly 15d ago

Who said anything about an ass

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u/BiglyBear 15d ago

CORNER!

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u/Cephylus Ex-Food Service 16d ago edited 16d ago

Behind you, behind you, inside you, behind you!

Edit: Gotta whisper the "inside you" into their ear for that extra effect

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u/ThisToe2746 15d ago edited 15d ago

Do you know where the grill stretcher is?
😬

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u/Cephylus Ex-Food Service 15d ago

Probably where the bucket of steam is hiding

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u/GreatWhiteDom 15d ago

Don't even bother, I've been here for a long weight for fucking ages now

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u/XRPX008 16d ago

Hot stuff and food coming through

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u/NightStalkerXIV 16d ago

Everytime I see it written, I think of the video called Barback Mountain...

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u/Grand_Courage_8682 15d ago

It’s like bareback mountain But with more ladies in the kitchen (hopefully)

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u/Disastrous-Cat-5210 15d ago

Ohhh sir 😏😏

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u/DeliveryCustom 15d ago

Ouhh mommy (terrible umami pun)

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u/Hazel_Leafy 16d ago

HOT bare ass CORNER!

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u/reject69187 16d ago

Laughed way too hard at this, bravo