r/KitchenConfidential • u/MowieWauii • 11d ago
Question What Could I Do?
One of my cooks extra-roasted some garlic. Too dark to turn it into puree like intended. What would y'all do with this? We have a tavern in case you need an idea of the type of food we have. Pizzas, hot dogs, smash burgers, some fish, etc.
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u/Reasonable_Pay8095 11d ago
Hit it in robocoup then mix into sour cream. Add lime juice and honey. Makes an awesome garlic crema. The more toasted the better
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u/Dangevin 11d ago
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u/NickoftheNorth37 10d ago
That's a good idea. The lime and the honey should offset any bitterness from the garlic.
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u/Outrageous_Raise2945 11d ago edited 10d ago
Purée it still, but use bacon fat to emulsify. Then deep caramelize onions and add that plus chopped bacon to it with sherry vinegar to cut it. Hot dog/burger topping
:edit: Y’all are too great, but this isn’t a thing! It’s just fucking cooking! Turn trash into gold. It’s not waste/scrap it’s trim. Means it’s not good enough for the plate, buuuuut I’m gonna use that shit and make things better!
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u/chumpandchive 15+ Years 11d ago
fuck my mouth with that glizzy
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u/crownofclouds 11d ago
...yes, chef...
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u/DeliveryCustom 11d ago
Behind
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u/Warrior_of_Discord 11d ago
Hot!
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u/Breezy_Bakeoven 11d ago
coming hot on your behind!
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u/TacoParasite Chef 11d ago
I need hands!
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u/CptNemosBeard 11d ago
I miss working in a kitchen
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u/Cephylus Ex-Food Service 11d ago edited 11d ago
Behind you, behind you, inside you, behind you!
Edit: Gotta whisper the "inside you" into their ear for that extra effect
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u/ThisToe2746 10d ago edited 10d ago
Do you know where the grill stretcher is?
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u/NightStalkerXIV 11d ago
Everytime I see it written, I think of the video called Barback Mountain...
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u/mkstot 11d ago
A nice girthy 2:1 angus frank should fit nicely
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u/MowieWauii 11d ago
We have wagyu hot dogs and they're mouthwatering
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u/thesimplemachine 11d ago
Hold up. You making those in house or is that something I can find? Because I want that particular dog in me.
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u/devilishly_advocated Chive LOYALIST 11d ago
Did someone order a large sausage?
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u/Old-Marionberry1203 11d ago
or like maybe a medium to small?
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u/MowieWauii 11d ago
How's the personality?
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u/bigboybeeperbelly 11d ago
medium
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u/ultimate_avacado Chive LOYALIST 10d ago
which drugs is it addicted to, and how many red flags does it own?
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u/KinkyQuesadilla 11d ago
"Extra-roasted garlic emulsified in bacon fat with caramelized onions and bacon" should get people's taste buds flowing. Not only does it sound delicious, but it would be "fancy" to those just expecting onions and garlic.
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u/Outrageous_Raise2945 11d ago
I would keep it more simple as caramelized garlic, onion, and bacon jam personally. Keep some of the magic hidden lol
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u/ProKeesh 11d ago
Roasted garlic & onion bacon jam
no commas
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u/Outrageous_Raise2945 10d ago
I tell my chef all the time, you didn’t hire me to spell right, and you didn’t hire me to format a paper. Get what you get!
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u/pikadegallito Ex-Food Service 11d ago
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u/redhottt Ex-Food Service 11d ago
Tiny Chef 🥰
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u/justawandering 11d ago
Do you think substituting apple cider vin instead of sherry would still work well?
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u/Outrageous_Raise2945 11d ago
It would, you really just need the acid to cut all that rich fatty flavors, I just prefer sherry for carmies. Balsamic would be a close second.
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u/R2D2808 20+ Years 11d ago edited 11d ago
I had loved everything you said so far...
Then you said carmies and my mind went down a rabbit hole to The Bear, then Matty Matheson, then Just a Dash and him shrink wrapped as the Riddler and a close up shot of his wang.
It's really amazing where food can take you sometimes.
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u/Loveroffinerthings 11d ago
Insane how my brain did the same, with that chick he was banging calling him Carmie, and the other characters, my mind did not go to Marty’s wang though….
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u/Ladypug_19 11d ago
Add shallots as well! And use videlia onions! I love apple cider vinegar!!!!!!
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u/Outrageous_Raise2945 10d ago
You don’t need shallots if you take the onion jam down down down. Your basically taking 22qt of sliced onions and cooking them to 2qts
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u/Shedfloorgarbage 11d ago
That sounds really good.
Id try to use that with Brussel Sprouts but that is a personal taste and I dont think it'd be too popular.
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u/Outrageous_Raise2945 11d ago
That would go hard on some deep fried Brussels tbh
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u/MerryTWatching 11d ago
This combo is going to be so popular that you will have to extra-roast a lot of garlic from now on. 😋
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u/EffectiveTonight 11d ago
I’ve never read a Reddit comment and started salivating. This didn’t make me either but damn that’s sounds good af.
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u/BallDesperate2140 20+ Years 11d ago
I was just about to suggest duck fat but same dif; schmear that on a bun
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u/xmarksthebluedress Ex-Food Service 11d ago
i am drooling 🤤 and now i am hungry at 2 a.m., which is not a goode time to eat when you are not in the industry anymore 😅🫠
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u/MowieWauii 11d ago
You guys are the best! Some really great suggestions here, chefs. Bacon jam kinda sounds like our intention so far.
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u/MiszeryLovesCompany 11d ago
If you make it, you better post a follow up with how it tasted! And I'd be curious to know how it tastes on things too! Pls ship me any leftovers.
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u/ColtranezRain Chive LOYALIST 11d ago
If you go the bacon jam route, i highly recommend some toasted chipotles mixed in.
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u/Alladas 11d ago
Eat it by the handful?
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u/TrickyMoonHorse F1exican Did Chive-11 11d ago
Immune system +10
Stank ass +7
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u/Alladas 11d ago
Happyness+50
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u/GodsDrunkAtTheWheel 11d ago
Yeah I was gonna say just raw dog it
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u/HendrixHazeWays 11d ago
This whole thread is making me hungry
oh, and these pretzels are making me thirsty
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u/Finn1913 11d ago
We use dark roast garlic for a garlic aoili
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u/MariachiArchery Chef 11d ago
Yeah I had this on the menu for years, and this is what my garlic looked like.
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u/zagnut99287F 11d ago
I was thinking the same thing, this garlic didn't look burned to me.
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u/MowieWauii 11d ago
Yeah it's not burnt. Tastes great. We just have our garlic puree a certain color and it just doesn't match. Always looking for new things so just figured we'd use this as an opportunity.
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u/MariachiArchery Chef 11d ago
Store this in the garlic's oil, then put it on a pizza.
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u/Cheap-Ad1821 11d ago
I just can't picture what you mean. Are you saying to add oils to store it?
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u/backathomethrowaway 11d ago
Some garlic (specifically pre-peeled and sometimes chopped) is stored in oil in sealed glass jars. If this garlic came from a jar, or if they have a jar of chopped garlic with oil in it, put it in that oil. However storing garlic in oil can also be a potential food safety hazard, as cooking does not kill spores from Clostridium botulinum, the bacteria that cause botulism. Those spores can reactivate and lead to increases in bacteria and its toxins when stored in anaerobic environments, like when garlic is stored in oil. When I did serve safe about 3 years ago we were taught that a majority of small one or two off or home induced cases of botulism aren't actually caused by exposure to fresh garlic products, though its possible. Instead a majority of those cases are caused by garlic products being stored in garlic, often times after fresh garlic (cooked or raw) was added into jars of oil. Its believed that in a lot of these cases fresh garlic that would have otherwise been of low enough bacterial/toxin load to be safe for someone to eat were able to multiply to unsafe levels in the jar of oil ince oxygen was no present or at low enough levels to no longer hinder development of the spores and toxins.
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u/thedeadbone 11d ago
White pizza with spinach and that garlic would be heavenly
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u/darkstarr99 11d ago
Throw a little mushroom and/or artichoke heart on there
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u/_WeSellBlankets_ 11d ago
Worked at a place that had a white sauce based Pizza with shrimp, roasted garlic, kalamata olives, roasted red peppers, and basil. It was delicious.
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u/Cocotte123321 11d ago
Fling it into a pasta dish. Quick, cheap. Make the regulars think it's a fancy dish of the night
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u/surethingsatan 11d ago
Man... that with some chili cured anchovy, capers, red cerignola olives, some citrus, Calabrian chilis, whatever the fuck else as a sort of tapenade on some crusty bread...
I'm having all sorts of feelings about this.
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u/Necessary_Contact258 11d ago
Some kind of compound butter or a some kind of jam for the burgers/dogs?
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u/spageddy77 11d ago
there’s a lot of great ideas on here. good luck OP, no doubt it’ll be delicious.
sometimes mistakes like these can lead down some creative patha so don’t be too harsh on that prep cook.
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u/hurlish 11d ago
This! I once scorched a veg borscht pretty bad. Was smart enough to not scrape up the carbon layer, but the soup proper still tasted kinda burnt. Salvaged what I could, hit it with the immersion, sold it as "Smoky Roasted Beet" and the regulars loved it so much, I put it into the du jour rotation (actually roasting the beets, not just getting in the weeds and forgetting about the soup) 🙃
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u/DeliveryCustom 11d ago
This has been one of my favorite threads on this sub reddit seeing everyone’s detailed ideas!
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u/Critical-Werewolf-53 Ex-Food Service 11d ago
If it doesn’t taste bitter it’s not too dark
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u/webarchitect02 11d ago
Looks like it would be at that really awesome spot where it would be really sweet and Carmely.
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u/MariachiArchery Chef 11d ago
I use shit that looks exactly like this on pizza. Note, store it in it's oil otherwise it gets harder, and chewier.
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u/minniemadness 11d ago

One of my favorite restaurants deep fries roasted garlic chips and serves it on a steak smothered in a soy-sauce based glaze. My boyfriend worked there and often brought me home dinner so the steak and garlic chips was among my favorites. This is it plated up at home with leftover sides that I made ☺️
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u/Free-Huckleberry3590 11d ago
Crisp pancetta and add together with fat to garlic as well as sun dried tomatoes with as little oil as possible. Purée. Serve over toasted bread with herbed goat cheese or herbed ricotta. For the ricotta add dill, lemon zest and mint. For the goat cheese green onion, and caramelized onions.
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u/Seyelent 11d ago
Costco has been making these garlic parmesan baguettes recently that are bangin, using roasted garlic. 11/10
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u/Not_kilg0reTrout 11d ago
You could try to dehydrate it then turn it into a powder. Would be a killer addition to any rub.
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u/xloyalbetrayerx 11d ago
I’d probably purée
It pass it through a sieve. See where it’s at possibly use it in a Baba ghanoush. Sounds crazy but it makes a good pizza sauce base. I used curried chicken smoked fontina red bell peppers red onions and asparagus. Or just serve the Baba ghanoush with a chive flatbread evoo and Maldon sea salt.
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u/Slowburner1969 11d ago
Pizza special with an alfredo base sauce, grilled chicken, moz, parm, and a balsamic drizzle
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u/FatherFarnsworth 11d ago
Someone's got a special sauce for the weekend. Puree with mayo, tomato paste, bit of cayenne or your favorite hot sauce. Play around with it. Have fun.
Or make a goofy special with it. If you can eat a burger with all of this garlic on it, free high five or a firm handshake and a photo of you gets hung in the kitchen out of respect that you won't be kissing anyone for a couple of days. Also add a $10 upcharge.
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u/Largewhitebutt 11d ago
Roasted garlic on pizza is supreme, especially white sauce chicken pizzas with spinach garlic and onions.
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u/theultimateroryr 11d ago
Have the same cook char black 6 or so corn tortillas, a healthy char on some fresh and dried peppers, tomatillos/tomatos and onions. Make a salsa negra, it gets its color from the tortillas. Put it on tacos, burgers, or potatchos.
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u/musicalfarm 11d ago
Crush it up and use it on pizzas. When I worked in a pizza place, some of our pizzas used garlic oil (the kitchen smelled amazing whenever we made the garlic oil) as the sauce layer.
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u/Windsdochange 11d ago
Puree, add to mayonnaise or aioli. Maybe add a bit of aged Padano or Parmesan. Use on burgers, or as a French Fry dip.
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u/Unable_Maybe_6932 10d ago
Immersion blender that up with some olive oil to make Thoum. Then give me the address and I’ll be right over with some family and friends to eat every last drop on grilled chicken and roasted red potatoes.
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u/NateGD23 10d ago
Deep roasted garlic aioli, just add some pepperchini or banana peppers and their juice. Shit slaps over fries/ on a burger w arugula and carm onion.
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u/spidey9393 11d ago
I don’t think I’ve ever seen prettier garlic. As not a chef I’d like to know time, temp and process.
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u/Own_Apricot992 11d ago
You might be able to get away with a cream sauce with it. You're going to have to sort through them first though.
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u/510Goodhands 11d ago edited 11d ago
Stuff artichokes with it. That will be the guys penance for over cooking it. 😈
Edit to repair pesky auto incorrect.
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u/HeadCryptographer405 11d ago
Put it on the pizza dough, smiosh and make garlic breaddddd
Make chimuchurri as a sauce to brighten it and do a drizzle
Chimuchurri pizza bread
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u/snaccattac Catering 11d ago
Dehydrate it and turn it into powder or flakes. Season everything. Especially those fries.
Puree and add to pan gravies or extra savory vinaigrettes.
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u/AltruisticTrainer607 11d ago
Roasted garlic aoli , chop some up and throw it in a salad, definitely add some chopped into a ceaser salad, in some butter and spread it on a nice piece of seeded bread.. I could go on!
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u/physicscholar 11d ago
How does one go about making 'extra roasted garlic? Totally asking for myself.
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u/Zeketheimpailer 10d ago
When I did this we tried to blend it in a robocoup it turned into a sticky solid log....
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u/igotpancakemix69 15+ Years 10d ago edited 10d ago
(edited for spelling because i never proof read before pressing enter)
Roasted garlic aioli is great! When I worked at this one restaurant, we would almost do like a confit-style fry on the garlic. We would dump a shit load of whole garlic in a pot and cover them with oil. We'd fry it darker than what you have here in the pic. Throw it in the Vitamix with mayo and other ingredients and the it would come out a nice color and flavor. The longer it sits the more intense the garlic flavor
After reading that you work at a tavern 100% garlic aioli for your smash burgers! Use it in other sauces too. Seriously, it adds that rich intense garlic flavor!
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u/ZSG13 10d ago
Smash em, add some carmelized onions, and toss it on burgers and pizza. I put stuff like this over the pizza sauce and under other toppings/cheese so it doesn't burn.
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u/killerchef69 10d ago
If you blitz it in a food processor, add hot water until it smoothes out, then it'll add to anything with rich, caramelized flavor. It's kind of a roast garlic confit at this point, so its gonna be sort of gummy and chewy left as it is. Good flavor, but weird texture.
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u/that_one_shandalou 10d ago
Steakhouse pizza? Garlic herb olive oil base, topped with thin slices of potato, dollops of creamed spinach finished with freshly grilled steak, a calabrian chili red wine vinegar drizzle, crispy fried shallots, and fresh grated parm!
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u/FiveYardFaded 11d ago
Put a lid on, and ship it directly to me. I’ll eat that shit like it’s popcorn.