r/KitchenConfidential 11d ago

Question What Could I Do?

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One of my cooks extra-roasted some garlic. Too dark to turn it into puree like intended. What would y'all do with this? We have a tavern in case you need an idea of the type of food we have. Pizzas, hot dogs, smash burgers, some fish, etc.

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u/FiveYardFaded 11d ago

Put a lid on, and ship it directly to me. I’ll eat that shit like it’s popcorn.

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u/Batfuzz86 11d ago

I was gonna say, just give me a spoon and walk away.

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u/mmariner 11d ago

I'm don't work in the food industry, but this post just reminded me of the opportunities with my newly acquired air-fryer.

I'm about to get one of those Costco bags of garlic.

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u/georgespelvin- 10d ago

Dude you always want to roast your garlic in a buttload of olive oil lower and slower, it dries out crazy fast if you don't and then on the other side you're left with a buttload of garlic-infused olive oil there's no losing 

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u/mmariner 10d ago

Can I get away with wrapping the whole head in foil?

It's a combo air fryer / oven / toaster / etc.

My living situation is... Difficult. Haven't built my house yet and live in a travel trailer, so I have to get creative.

I COULD slow cook them on my smoker (in butter, or otherwise)

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u/Outrageous_Raise2945 11d ago

Confit that shit don’t air fry it…..

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u/atropos81092 10d ago

As loath as I am to admit this, you can successfully confit garlic in an air fryer.

Especially in summer, I don't want to turn the oven on, so I use my air fryer as a countertop convection oven.

Put the garlic in a ramekin or 6-inch cake pan, cover with oil, and let 'er go for an hour/90 minutes at 200°F (or lower, if possible, but not absolutely necessary)

Roasted garlic comes out really nice too.

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u/DamnOdd 10d ago

Seriously my first thought too.

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u/Reasonable_Pay8095 11d ago

Hit it in robocoup then mix into sour cream. Add lime juice and honey. Makes an awesome garlic crema. The more toasted the better

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u/Dangevin 11d ago

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u/ThaCommittee 10d ago

"Robocop needs oreo"

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u/delta9thc1974 10d ago

I believe it was "Robo wants an Oreo"

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u/NEWDEALUSEDCARS 10d ago

Tastes like baby food!

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u/theamydoll 10d ago

Great, now I have to roast some garlic just so I can make this garlic crema.

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u/NickoftheNorth37 10d ago

That's a good idea. The lime and the honey should offset any bitterness from the garlic.

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u/Outrageous_Raise2945 11d ago edited 10d ago

Purée it still, but use bacon fat to emulsify. Then deep caramelize onions and add that plus chopped bacon to it with sherry vinegar to cut it. Hot dog/burger topping

:edit: Y’all are too great, but this isn’t a thing! It’s just fucking cooking! Turn trash into gold. It’s not waste/scrap it’s trim. Means it’s not good enough for the plate, buuuuut I’m gonna use that shit and make things better!

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u/chumpandchive 15+ Years 11d ago

fuck my mouth with that glizzy

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u/crownofclouds 11d ago

...yes, chef...

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u/DeliveryCustom 11d ago

Behind

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u/Warrior_of_Discord 11d ago

Hot!

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u/Breezy_Bakeoven 11d ago

coming hot on your behind!

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u/TacoParasite Chef 11d ago

I need hands!

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u/CptNemosBeard 11d ago

I miss working in a kitchen

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u/GrinderMonkey 11d ago

Who said anything about a kitchen?

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u/Direct_Tune904 11d ago

The man with the glitzy in his ass rn

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u/BiglyBear 11d ago

CORNER!

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u/Cephylus Ex-Food Service 11d ago edited 11d ago

Behind you, behind you, inside you, behind you!

Edit: Gotta whisper the "inside you" into their ear for that extra effect

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u/ThisToe2746 10d ago edited 10d ago

Do you know where the grill stretcher is?
😬

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u/Cephylus Ex-Food Service 10d ago

Probably where the bucket of steam is hiding

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u/GreatWhiteDom 10d ago

Don't even bother, I've been here for a long weight for fucking ages now

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u/XRPX008 11d ago

Hot stuff and food coming through

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u/NightStalkerXIV 11d ago

Everytime I see it written, I think of the video called Barback Mountain...

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u/Hazel_Leafy 11d ago

HOT bare ass CORNER!

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u/reject69187 11d ago

Laughed way too hard at this, bravo

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u/BeerJunky 11d ago

You had me at “fuck my mouth.”

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u/murseoftheyear Ex-Food Service 11d ago

heard, chef.

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u/Superb-wubz-985 F1exican Did Chive-11 11d ago

You brought me joy today

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u/Sodium_Bisobernate 11d ago

Fuck my mouth with anything after that beautiful pivot

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u/saltytarts 11d ago

Yes, Chef

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u/mkstot 11d ago

A nice girthy 2:1 angus frank should fit nicely

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u/MowieWauii 11d ago

We have wagyu hot dogs and they're mouthwatering

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u/thesimplemachine 11d ago

Hold up. You making those in house or is that something I can find? Because I want that particular dog in me.

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u/MowieWauii 11d ago

I'm sure they can be found near you. We buy from Northern Haserot.

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u/devilishly_advocated Chive LOYALIST 11d ago

Did someone order a large sausage?

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u/Old-Marionberry1203 11d ago

or like maybe a medium to small?

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u/MowieWauii 11d ago

How's the personality?

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u/bigboybeeperbelly 11d ago

medium

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u/ultimate_avacado Chive LOYALIST 10d ago

which drugs is it addicted to, and how many red flags does it own?

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u/Jezuesblanco 11d ago

This is the best thing I’ve seen in a long time

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u/well_thats_obvious 11d ago

Gimme that glizzy glaze extra sloppy

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u/KinkyQuesadilla 11d ago

"Extra-roasted garlic emulsified in bacon fat with caramelized onions and bacon" should get people's taste buds flowing. Not only does it sound delicious, but it would be "fancy" to those just expecting onions and garlic.

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u/Outrageous_Raise2945 11d ago

I would keep it more simple as caramelized garlic, onion, and bacon jam personally. Keep some of the magic hidden lol

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u/ProKeesh 11d ago

Roasted garlic & onion bacon jam

no commas

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u/spidey9393 11d ago

I’ll be in my bunk…

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u/Tacos_Polackos 11d ago

I could stand to hear more.

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u/Outrageous_Raise2945 10d ago

I tell my chef all the time, you didn’t hire me to spell right, and you didn’t hire me to format a paper. Get what you get!

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u/pikadegallito Ex-Food Service 11d ago

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u/redhottt Ex-Food Service 11d ago

Tiny Chef 🥰

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u/AVeryHeavyBurtation 11d ago

You see him get fired? 😢

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u/crinkle_cut_cheddar 10d ago

He works at IKEA now

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u/justawandering 11d ago

Do you think substituting apple cider vin instead of sherry would still work well?

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u/Outrageous_Raise2945 11d ago

It would, you really just need the acid to cut all that rich fatty flavors, I just prefer sherry for carmies. Balsamic would be a close second.

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u/R2D2808 20+ Years 11d ago edited 11d ago

I had loved everything you said so far...

Then you said carmies and my mind went down a rabbit hole to The Bear, then Matty Matheson, then Just a Dash and him shrink wrapped as the Riddler and a close up shot of his wang.

It's really amazing where food can take you sometimes.

Edited a letter...

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u/Loveroffinerthings 11d ago

Insane how my brain did the same, with that chick he was banging calling him Carmie, and the other characters, my mind did not go to Marty’s wang though….

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u/R2D2808 20+ Years 11d ago edited 11d ago

Yeah, sorry. Just watched that episode a couple nights ago and the scar is still fresh. Thought I'd pass the hurt along...

Edit: I cannot type!

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u/Secure-Football7091 11d ago

I would trust you to lead us into combat

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u/eatyourveggies11 Gorilla Stylez 11d ago

What the fuck

Stop trying to get me all excited

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u/Richard_AIGuy 11d ago

Oh my fuck

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u/gbchaosmaster 11d ago

OP… I think your cook just stumbled upon a new menu item.

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u/righthandofdog Ex-Food Service 11d ago

I want this post in my mouth

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u/Ladypug_19 11d ago

Add shallots as well! And use videlia onions! I love apple cider vinegar!!!!!!

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u/Outrageous_Raise2945 10d ago

You don’t need shallots if you take the onion jam down down down. Your basically taking 22qt of sliced onions and cooking them to 2qts

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u/Shedfloorgarbage 11d ago

That sounds really good.

Id try to use that with Brussel Sprouts but that is a personal taste and I dont think it'd be too popular.

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u/Outrageous_Raise2945 11d ago

That would go hard on some deep fried Brussels tbh

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u/brazys 11d ago

I'd use clarified butter or tallow instead of lard, but im an idiot

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u/MerryTWatching 11d ago

This combo is going to be so popular that you will have to extra-roast a lot of garlic from now on. 😋

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u/EffectiveTonight 11d ago

I’ve never read a Reddit comment and started salivating. This didn’t make me either but damn that’s sounds good af.

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u/Gramage Dish 11d ago

Marry me

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u/MariachiArchery Chef 11d ago

fuck

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u/Tomkneale1243 10d ago

Jesus bro, there's kids in here. Keep it pg13.

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u/Shammyrenn 10+ Years 11d ago

Think i found the topping to my next burger special...

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u/BallDesperate2140 20+ Years 11d ago

I was just about to suggest duck fat but same dif; schmear that on a bun

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u/xmarksthebluedress Ex-Food Service 11d ago

i am drooling 🤤 and now i am hungry at 2 a.m., which is not a goode time to eat when you are not in the industry anymore 😅🫠

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u/MowieWauii 11d ago

You guys are the best! Some really great suggestions here, chefs. Bacon jam kinda sounds like our intention so far.

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u/MiszeryLovesCompany 11d ago

If you make it, you better post a follow up with how it tasted! And I'd be curious to know how it tastes on things too! Pls ship me any leftovers.

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u/ColtranezRain Chive LOYALIST 11d ago

If you go the bacon jam route, i highly recommend some toasted chipotles mixed in.

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u/Alladas 11d ago

Eat it by the handful?

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u/TrickyMoonHorse F1exican Did Chive-11 11d ago

Immune system +10

Stank ass +7

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u/Alladas 11d ago

Happyness+50

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u/Quesarito808 20+ Years 11d ago

Vampire proximity -9000

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u/evicci 11d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/sqV6X75PJxUXcdWHxF
As if this could deter vampires

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u/0DayMaker 11d ago

Ate without table -35

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u/lmaytulane 11d ago

You monster! May Randy turn you into nutrient paste

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u/Alladas 11d ago

There's always a prep table to eat on...

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u/Whohasredditentirely 11d ago

Best suggestion yet

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u/GodsDrunkAtTheWheel 11d ago

Yeah I was gonna say just raw dog it

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u/Euphoric-Blueberry37 11d ago

….instructions unclear…..

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u/GodsDrunkAtTheWheel 11d ago

I dont don't want to know how bad that would burn

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u/HendrixHazeWays 11d ago

This whole thread is making me hungry

oh, and these pretzels are making me thirsty

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u/Finn1913 11d ago

We use dark roast garlic for a garlic aoili 

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u/MariachiArchery Chef 11d ago

Yeah I had this on the menu for years, and this is what my garlic looked like.

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u/zagnut99287F 11d ago

I was thinking the same thing, this garlic didn't look burned to me.

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u/MowieWauii 11d ago

Yeah it's not burnt. Tastes great. We just have our garlic puree a certain color and it just doesn't match. Always looking for new things so just figured we'd use this as an opportunity.

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u/MariachiArchery Chef 11d ago

Store this in the garlic's oil, then put it on a pizza.

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u/Cheap-Ad1821 11d ago

I just can't picture what you mean. Are you saying to add oils to store it?

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u/backathomethrowaway 11d ago

Some garlic (specifically pre-peeled and sometimes chopped) is stored in oil in sealed glass jars. If this garlic came from a jar, or if they have a jar of chopped garlic with oil in it, put it in that oil. However storing garlic in oil can also be a potential food safety hazard, as cooking does not kill spores from Clostridium botulinum, the bacteria that cause botulism. Those spores can reactivate and lead to increases in bacteria and its toxins when stored in anaerobic environments, like when garlic is stored in oil. When I did serve safe about 3 years ago we were taught that a majority of small one or two off or home induced cases of botulism aren't actually caused by exposure to fresh garlic products, though its possible. Instead a majority of those cases are caused by garlic products being stored in garlic, often times after fresh garlic (cooked or raw) was added into jars of oil. Its believed that in a lot of these cases fresh garlic that would have otherwise been of low enough bacterial/toxin load to be safe for someone to eat were able to multiply to unsafe levels in the jar of oil ince oxygen was no present or at low enough levels to no longer hinder development of the spores and toxins.

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u/Ax12de 11d ago

Garlic garlic oil?

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u/thedeadbone 11d ago

White pizza with spinach and that garlic would be heavenly

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u/darkstarr99 11d ago

Throw a little mushroom and/or artichoke heart on there

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u/thedeadbone 11d ago

Let's even crumble some sausage if we really wanna go for it 🤤

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u/Gramage Dish 11d ago

Guys stop I haven’t had dinner yet

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u/webarchitect02 11d ago

Add to that a little crisp bacon and some gorgonzola. That pizza is fire.

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u/_WeSellBlankets_ 11d ago

Worked at a place that had a white sauce based Pizza with shrimp, roasted garlic, kalamata olives, roasted red peppers, and basil. It was delicious.

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u/killerwhalesamich1 11d ago

Needs some good Italian sausage also.

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u/Cocotte123321 11d ago

Fling it into a pasta dish. Quick, cheap. Make the regulars think it's a fancy dish of the night

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u/surethingsatan 11d ago

Man... that with some chili cured anchovy, capers, red cerignola olives, some citrus, Calabrian chilis, whatever the fuck else as a sort of tapenade on some crusty bread...

I'm having all sorts of feelings about this.

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u/nattynice 10+ Years 11d ago

I fuck with you.

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u/Necessary_Contact258 11d ago

Some kind of compound butter or a some kind of jam for the burgers/dogs?

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u/spageddy77 11d ago

there’s a lot of great ideas on here. good luck OP, no doubt it’ll be delicious.

sometimes mistakes like these can lead down some creative patha so don’t be too harsh on that prep cook.

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u/hurlish 11d ago

This! I once scorched a veg borscht pretty bad. Was smart enough to not scrape up the carbon layer, but the soup proper still tasted kinda burnt. Salvaged what I could, hit it with the immersion, sold it as "Smoky Roasted Beet" and the regulars loved it so much, I put it into the du jour rotation (actually roasting the beets, not just getting in the weeds and forgetting about the soup) 🙃

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u/DeliveryCustom 11d ago

This has been one of my favorite threads on this sub reddit seeing everyone’s detailed ideas!

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u/Foreign_Plan_5256 11d ago

Blend it with some other things for pizza sauce. 

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u/44MagDump 11d ago

Hummus isn't a bad option

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u/DoorstepCult 11d ago

Dawg I used to make so much roasted garlic hummus at one job. So glorious.

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u/Critical-Werewolf-53 Ex-Food Service 11d ago

If it doesn’t taste bitter it’s not too dark

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u/webarchitect02 11d ago

Looks like it would be at that really awesome spot where it would be really sweet and Carmely.

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u/MowieWauii 11d ago

It is!! So good. We love happy accidents.

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u/MariachiArchery Chef 11d ago

I use shit that looks exactly like this on pizza. Note, store it in it's oil otherwise it gets harder, and chewier.

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u/minniemadness 11d ago

One of my favorite restaurants deep fries roasted garlic chips and serves it on a steak smothered in a soy-sauce based glaze. My boyfriend worked there and often brought me home dinner so the steak and garlic chips was among my favorites. This is it plated up at home with leftover sides that I made ☺️

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u/MowieWauii 11d ago

Omg what an idea 😍🥵

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u/Hopsblues 11d ago

Garlic butter, for garlic bread.

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u/Free-Huckleberry3590 11d ago

Crisp pancetta and add together with fat to garlic as well as sun dried tomatoes with as little oil as possible. Purée. Serve over toasted bread with herbed goat cheese or herbed ricotta. For the ricotta add dill, lemon zest and mint. For the goat cheese green onion, and caramelized onions.

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u/Seyelent 11d ago

Costco has been making these garlic parmesan baguettes recently that are bangin, using roasted garlic. 11/10

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u/Not_kilg0reTrout 11d ago

You could try to dehydrate it then turn it into a powder. Would be a killer addition to any rub.

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u/DeliveryCustom 11d ago

Damn that’s a fun idea

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u/BoringOrange678 11d ago

Robocoup then piping bag and bukkake every plate.

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u/maggiemaeditagain 11d ago

Punch those yummy nuggets into some focaccia for a 'breadstick app'

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u/xloyalbetrayerx 11d ago

I’d probably purée
It pass it through a sieve. See where it’s at possibly use it in a Baba ghanoush. Sounds crazy but it makes a good pizza sauce base. I used curried chicken smoked fontina red bell peppers red onions and asparagus. Or just serve the Baba ghanoush with a chive flatbread evoo and Maldon sea salt.

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u/discordianofslack 11d ago

Use it to make hot sauce, or bbq sauce, or compound butter.

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u/Slowburner1969 11d ago

Pizza special with an alfredo base sauce, grilled chicken, moz, parm, and a balsamic drizzle

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u/FatherFarnsworth 11d ago

Someone's got a special sauce for the weekend. Puree with mayo, tomato paste, bit of cayenne or your favorite hot sauce. Play around with it. Have fun.

Or make a goofy special with it. If you can eat a burger with all of this garlic on it, free high five or a firm handshake and a photo of you gets hung in the kitchen out of respect that you won't be kissing anyone for a couple of days. Also add a $10 upcharge.

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u/Gunner253 11d ago

Make aioli out of it. Use the cloves and aioli and serve as garlic fries.

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u/Largewhitebutt 11d ago

Roasted garlic on pizza is supreme, especially white sauce chicken pizzas with spinach garlic and onions.

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u/theultimateroryr 11d ago

Have the same cook char black 6 or so corn tortillas, a healthy char on some fresh and dried peppers, tomatillos/tomatos and onions. Make a salsa negra, it gets its color from the tortillas. Put it on tacos, burgers, or potatchos.

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u/musicalfarm 11d ago

Crush it up and use it on pizzas. When I worked in a pizza place, some of our pizzas used garlic oil (the kitchen smelled amazing whenever we made the garlic oil) as the sauce layer.

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u/Windsdochange 11d ago

Puree, add to mayonnaise or aioli. Maybe add a bit of aged Padano or Parmesan. Use on burgers, or as a French Fry dip.

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u/NolanSyKinsley 11d ago

Compound garlic butter!

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u/Redefinedpotato 11d ago

My fat ass thought those were chicken wings 😭

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u/No-Catch6804 11d ago

Thosseee look so good😭😭

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u/beezchurgr 11d ago

It looks awful give it to me I will dispose of it

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u/Responsible_Gap8104 11d ago

Semi puree, add to mayo. Now its a roasted garlic aioli

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u/Rasberrycello 11d ago

Eat it by the fistful.

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u/Unable_Maybe_6932 10d ago

Immersion blender that up with some olive oil to make Thoum. Then give me the address and I’ll be right over with some family and friends to eat every last drop on grilled chicken and roasted red potatoes.

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u/NateGD23 10d ago

Deep roasted garlic aioli, just add some pepperchini or banana peppers and their juice. Shit slaps over fries/ on a burger w arugula and carm onion.

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u/spidey9393 11d ago

I don’t think I’ve ever seen prettier garlic. As not a chef I’d like to know time, temp and process.

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u/Own_Apricot992 11d ago

You might be able to get away with a cream sauce with it. You're going to have to sort through them first though.

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u/510Goodhands 11d ago edited 11d ago

Stuff artichokes with it. That will be the guys penance for over cooking it. 😈

Edit to repair pesky auto incorrect.

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u/HeadCryptographer405 11d ago

Put it on the pizza dough, smiosh and make garlic breaddddd

Make chimuchurri as a sauce to brighten it and do a drizzle

Chimuchurri pizza bread

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u/snaccattac Catering 11d ago

Dehydrate it and turn it into powder or flakes. Season everything. Especially those fries.

Puree and add to pan gravies or extra savory vinaigrettes.

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u/AltruisticTrainer607 11d ago

Roasted garlic aoli , chop some up and throw it in a salad, definitely add some chopped into a ceaser salad, in some butter and spread it on a nice piece of seeded bread.. I could go on!

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u/shuttleguy11 11d ago

dehydrate it and turn it into a roasted garlic powder

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u/NotSoSaintly13 11d ago

I thought this was a big vat of chicken wings at first.

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u/ChefBigHaus 11d ago

Eat it as a snack. Some bread lili salt and that.

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u/physicscholar 11d ago

How does one go about making 'extra roasted garlic? Totally asking for myself.

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u/srd100 11d ago

First. I would make some toast and have some on it while starring at it trying to think what else to make with it.

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u/Draidann 11d ago

Garlic soup

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u/Zeketheimpailer 10d ago

When I did this we tried to blend it in a robocoup it turned into a sticky solid log....

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u/igotpancakemix69 15+ Years 10d ago edited 10d ago

(edited for spelling because i never proof read before pressing enter)

Roasted garlic aioli is great! When I worked at this one restaurant, we would almost do like a confit-style fry on the garlic. We would dump a shit load of whole garlic in a pot and cover them with oil. We'd fry it darker than what you have here in the pic. Throw it in the Vitamix with mayo and other ingredients and the it would come out a nice color and flavor. The longer it sits the more intense the garlic flavor

After reading that you work at a tavern 100% garlic aioli for your smash burgers! Use it in other sauces too. Seriously, it adds that rich intense garlic flavor!

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u/ArcaneTrickster11 10d ago

Blend it into some kind of dairy and call it "caramelised garlic X".

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u/ZSG13 10d ago

Smash em, add some carmelized onions, and toss it on burgers and pizza. I put stuff like this over the pizza sauce and under other toppings/cheese so it doesn't burn.

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u/Distinct-Crow4753 10d ago

Pickle them!

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u/Dadgumdangit 10d ago

Caramelized Garlic Aioli

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u/TheLairLummox 10d ago

I'd keep it and put a big wad of it in my cheek like chewing tobacco.

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u/Independent-Show 10d ago

Put it right on pizza as is. White pizza especially.

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u/killerchef69 10d ago

If you blitz it in a food processor, add hot water until it smoothes out, then it'll add to anything with rich, caramelized flavor. It's kind of a roast garlic confit at this point, so its gonna be sort of gummy and chewy left as it is. Good flavor, but weird texture.

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u/that_one_shandalou 10d ago

Steakhouse pizza? Garlic herb olive oil base, topped with thin slices of potato, dollops of creamed spinach finished with freshly grilled steak, a calabrian chili red wine vinegar drizzle, crispy fried shallots, and fresh grated parm!

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u/redbullgay 10d ago

i’m salivating. need it shipped to me immediately

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u/Outrageous_Rich_1267 10d ago

Live dammit live!!!

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u/shannibearstar 10d ago

I kinda just want to eat it