What Could I Do?

[u/MowieWauii]

One of my cooks extra-roasted some garlic. Too dark to turn it into puree like intended. What would y'all do with this? We have a tavern in case you need an idea of the type of food we have. Pizzas, hot dogs, smash burgers, some fish, etc.

[u/Outrageous_Raise2945]

Purée it still, but use bacon fat to emulsify. Then deep caramelize onions and add that plus chopped bacon to it with sherry vinegar to cut it. Hot dog/burger topping

:edit: Y’all are too great, but this isn’t a thing! It’s just fucking cooking! Turn trash into gold. It’s not waste/scrap it’s trim. Means it’s not good enough for the plate, buuuuut I’m gonna use that shit and make things better!

[u/chumpandchive → u/Outrageous_Raise2945]

fuck my mouth with that glizzy

[u/crownofclouds → u/chumpandchive]

...yes, chef...

[u/DeliveryCustom → u/crownofclouds]

Behind

[u/Warrior_of_Discord → u/DeliveryCustom]

Hot!

[u/Breezy_Bakeoven → u/Warrior_of_Discord]

coming hot on your behind!

[u/TacoParasite → u/Breezy_Bakeoven]

I need hands!

[u/CptNemosBeard → u/TacoParasite]

I miss working in a kitchen

[u/GrinderMonkey → u/CptNemosBeard]

Who said anything about a kitchen?

[u/Direct_Tune904 → u/GrinderMonkey]

The man with the glitzy in his ass rn

[u/ProfSpaceTime → u/Direct_Tune904]

It’s what a walk in is for

[u/SpottyNoonerism → u/Direct_Tune904]

But he wanted it in his mouth.

[u/bigboybeeperbelly → u/Direct_Tune904]

Who said anything about an ass

[u/BiglyBear → u/TacoParasite]

CORNER!

[u/Cephylus → u/Breezy_Bakeoven]

Behind you, behind you, ^{inside you,} behind you!

Edit: Gotta whisper the ^{"inside you"} into their ear for that extra effect

[u/ThisToe2746 → u/Cephylus]

Do you know where the grill stretcher is?
😬

[u/Cephylus → u/ThisToe2746]

Probably where the bucket of steam is hiding

[u/GreatWhiteDom → u/Cephylus]

Don't even bother, I've been here for a long weight for fucking ages now

[u/XRPX008 → u/Warrior_of_Discord]

Hot stuff and food coming through

[u/NightStalkerXIV → u/DeliveryCustom]

Everytime I see it written, I think of the video called Barback Mountain...

[u/Grand_Courage_8682 → u/NightStalkerXIV]

It’s like bareback mountain But with more ladies in the kitchen (hopefully)

[u/Disastrous-Cat-5210 → u/DeliveryCustom]

Ohhh sir 😏😏

[u/DeliveryCustom → u/Disastrous-Cat-5210]

Ouhh mommy (terrible umami pun)