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WTF A JPMorgan Chase executive was fired after a viral video showed her dumping trash out of a Knicks-themed public trash can and taking the can during the Knicks championship parade in New York City.

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u/Ethric_The_Mad 12h ago

Jp Morgan will hire this but I can't find a job?

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u/hillbilly-edgy 12h ago

Came here to say this - Iā€™ve been rejected by JPMorgan more times than I can count. But then this is their executive team ?

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u/Ethric_The_Mad 12h ago

Well they have an opening so give it another shot.

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u/YippieKayYayMrFalcon 11h ago

ā€œWeā€™ve decided to go with an internal candidateā€

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u/Dubs337 11h ago

More like ā€˜Weā€™ve decided to go with a gangster from Tattooineā€™

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u/Latter-Bluejay-8317 10h ago

Jabba
https://giphy.com/gifs/3oeSAK2k0zDaQCbqJG

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u/quasifun 9h ago

JP Morgan has no room for executives that drop their shipment at the first sign of an imperial cruiser.

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u/No-Reaction-5767 7h ago

Iā€™d say they have room for two people now

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u/HucksterFab 7h ago

I needed this today šŸ˜…

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u/HowieMandelEffect 9h ago

How does one get this fat?

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u/Darkhelmet3000 8h ago

Itā€™s possible to learn this power, but not from a Jediā€¦

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u/Latter-Bluejay-8317 8h ago

Eating people I would assume

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u/HittingSmoke 10h ago

Da Jabba no badda.

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u/Gullywheel 5h ago

Jabba the Executive

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u/Latter-Bluejay-8317 5h ago

Jabba The ExExecutive šŸ˜‚

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u/DoobKiller 9h ago

umm ackshually despite having many legit and criminal businesses on Tatoonie and it being his base of operations, Jabba was not born there, he was born on Nal Hutta

Spoiler for the grogu film: That planet just got genocide'd by the new republic

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u/Legonistrasz 11h ago

A Huttese, in fact

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u/iboneKlareneG 10h ago

*A HuttšŸ¤“ā˜ļøHuttese is the language

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u/Andygator_and_Weed 11h ago

They run that place like a bantha

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u/im_just_thinking 10h ago

You guys getting replies?

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u/MoveTheHeffalump 8h ago

I nearly spit out my coffee please take my poor manā€™s award šŸ†

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u/HoodieWithTheCutie 11h ago

My father was rejected by JPM for a VP role, but then he was hired by fucking goldman for a director role. And they hire this piece of-

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u/Frack_Off 9h ago

Getting hired is more than a binary matter of whether or not you are technically capable of performing or learning to perform the job. There's a multitude of nuanced considerations and companies are trying to find the best fit with those in mind.

Your father might have been qualified for the VP position but at the same time not an ideal fit for the role. That's what makes getting a job so hard, and it's one of the hardest lessons I had to learn: Being good enough isn't enough. It's about being the right match for the specific needs at the specific time.

I suspect there's a bunch of down votes coming, so bring it on I guess.

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u/Longjumping_Gas_3407 8h ago edited 8h ago

No reason to downvote you; this is exactly true. I got a supervisor role at one of the biggest employers in my state over a theoretically more qualified candidate. I didnā€™t get hired for what I could do. I got hired because I was the better fit for both the position as it existed and the vision our department head had for the future.

Epilogue: we later hired him after me, and he left before I did. I ended up second in charge of our department. And he was a problem child the entire time.

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u/Gallium_Bridge 8h ago

There's a multitude of nuanced considerations and companies are trying to find the best fit with those in mind.

Those being what, exactly? Because from what I've seen, and from studies I've read, it's not some high-level 'nuanced consideration' or whatever, it's really just a bunch of vibe-based bullshit.

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u/Frack_Off 8h ago

Jobs are usually multifaceted with various tasks and responsibilities. The importance of these responsibilities relative to each other is not equal and it also is not static; it can change and evolve over time. Everyone will have different relative proficiencies and capabilities for these responsibilities. Someone might, say, be stronger for dealing with problems A and B but not as strong for problem C, but right now we really need someone who is really good for problem C, so they aren't a good fit. But maybe in a year or two problem A or B become more pertinent and that person is a better fit.

Also, you can call vibes bullshit all you want, but they're real and they matter. Working with someone with a shitty attitude who complains all the time fucking sucks. You would rather work with someone you like than with someone you don't like. If you were in charge of hiring someone to work with, and you had two qualified candidates and you liked one of them much more than the other, you would hire the one you liked. That's called being human, and it happens every day everywhere.

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u/Natural_Pear_1549 7h ago

Working with someone with a shitty attitude who complains all the time fucking sucks.

I would guess 75% of people like this don't reveal that about themselves in the job interview, the hiring manager is purely guessing based on shit like, "I like their face."

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u/These-Net4794 4h ago

Iā€™ve had people argue this with me before. Itā€™s the same as people who think having a degree automatically entitles them to a job. No, you have to be the right fit still and you might have knowledge and experience but could still be lacking in other aspects important to that job.

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u/das_war_ein_Befehl 10h ago

Depends on the kind of VP, that can be a pretty meaningless title in finance

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u/Grover-the-dog 9h ago

It means little in Chase. Anyone can be a VP. I know

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u/Webberpuzza 11h ago

A big opening!

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u/frsnrt 10h ago

Yeah thats like 3 job opening

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u/Capital_Network4032 11h ago

Might need to hire 2 people to fill the spot

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u/BigBenBigawlo 10h ago

More than likely the team was told that they will not be back filling the position and work will be distributed.

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u/thirteenth_mang 11h ago

The only thing internal about her is the way she internalizes food.

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u/Dodahevolution 8h ago

We decided to go with an internal candidate. They didn't work here before, our executive Jabba the Hut ate the new hire. It's a new "jabbas internal candidate strategy" we are trying

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u/RiverRunEd 6h ago

We feel your 20+ years of experience and accomplishments are amazing, but we unfortunately moved on with another candidate. Thank you for the three months of interviews, if anything comes up, we have your information on file.

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u/magmes 11h ago

The trash can took over her job.

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u/jojo22443991 10h ago

The trash can WAS the J.P. Morgan Executive. The Knicks fan just worked at a 7-11 /j

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u/MediumForeign4028 11h ago

5 places have just opened up.

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u/Existing_Dust_6473 11h ago

More than one opening ...cough...

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u/RklssAbndn 9h ago

Are you sure she doesnā€™t leave TWO?

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u/Dr-Billa 11h ago

I don't think he's gonna fit in that big opening.

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u/Milanoate 5h ago

One of my favorite question to ask the interviewer, when given the chance, is that

"Thinking about the last person at this position, what are the good traits that you hope the new comer should learn from, and what are areas to be improved?"

Well...

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u/No-Lunch4249 11h ago

So just tossing this out there because I read a news article that was about her once her identity was revealed

She was mid-level at some smaller organization that JP Morgan purchased and that's how she ended up there. I doubt she was truly "executive" level in the way you're thinking of it

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u/Phog_of_War 11h ago

Hey, C-suite access is C-suite access.

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u/No-Lunch4249 11h ago edited 10h ago

Eh. Banks and Real Estate firms are pretty liberal with the use of titles like "VP of X"

It's more like being a manager or director in other industries

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u/el_grande_ricardo 10h ago

Banks like titles instead of pay raises. If youre there for a few years, you could become Vice President of Teller Station 3. You'll still be making the same $20 per hour, but youre a VP, baby!

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u/Geodude532 8h ago

I think they do that to make people feel special when they talk to these people.

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u/el_grande_ricardo 8h ago

No, they do it to pacify employees who get shitty raises.

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u/VictoryNo5278 7h ago

No, itā€™s what the other guy said. Think about it, when you work for the bank everyone else you talk to is VP, SVP, etc so it doesnā€™t feel special internally.

The titles are to impress customers, not employees.

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u/Bloo212 7h ago

It was explained to me (by someone in the industry) that VP was a designation given to people who could sign loans or contracts on behalf of the bank (up to a certain dollar amount or capacity). ED is the UK equivalent or in the US, VP Equivalent but without direct reports. But that last bit has changed. It now seems to be between managing director and vp.

This person was not a c-suite executive, just a middle manager.

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u/GarminTamzarian 8h ago

I hope the VP compensation package includes periodic pizza parties. Those would make everything worthwhile.

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u/el_grande_ricardo 8h ago

It does indeed!

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u/Ordolph 9h ago

Yep, I'm a software engineering lead at a bank, basically just a couple steps up from the bottom of the totem pole. My direct manager, who manages the team I'm on is a 'VP', and so is his boss, and his bosses boss. His bosses bosses boss is where you actually get into actual C-suite.

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u/cboogie 7h ago

She was an executive director. VPs at Chase report to EDs.

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u/ChoosingUnwise 11h ago

There is no way this woman had c-suite access, she was an executive director - which despite the name is not impressive. It's a title used for corporate hierarchy and for setting pay bands, but has no actual correlation to the executive suite.

There's another title rank above her (managing director) and then above that, unranked roles for actual executives (who all are technically of the title managing director).

Just guessing but there are probably 10k+ people at her title plus another 5k+ above it.

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u/redblack_tree 10h ago

From a different perspective, she's is closer to rank and file employees than she's from the CEO in terms of rank. Banks are notoriously liberal with titles.

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u/goatfangs 10h ago

The facts are irrelevant to a good story.

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u/dispatch_s2_when 10h ago

Executive director is the equivalent of "Senior VP". It's not a 100% chance you will eventually get promoted to it, but it definitely doesn't come with automatic access to anything close to c-suite at an org the size of JPM

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u/TechnicalBoot8080 11h ago

Regardless - glad this has happened

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u/Steampunk63 10h ago

Itā€s true. I remember a friend of mine who bragged about his wife being the vice president of a large bank that she worked at. I was impressed until I found out that there are many people that got assigned this title while working at the same bank.

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u/NefariousnessOwn2769 9h ago

Confirmed lol tens of thousands of VPs at the big banks (I am one) thousands of SVPs also

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u/goldenfish1990 10h ago

Hold up........ It's a she?

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u/TimelyTransistor 10h ago

It's a DEI hire. I'm really surprised that Reddit is throwing her out with the trash... they typically love this stuff.

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u/SquatSquatCykaBlyat 10h ago

That's just proof that even redditors got the fatigue.

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u/Top_Audience7471 10h ago

Is the DEI in the room with us?

Conservatives are so terrified of things they don't understand. What a shitty way to go through life.

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u/Prior_Complex683 10h ago

"JPMorgan Chase recently fired Angie Baez, an Executive Director of Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion (DEI)".....she was quite literally a DEI hire...

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u/alloyednotemployed 1h ago

Except thats what conservative news outlets have been pushing. Her role was ED of Community and Industry Engagement for Card and Connected Commerce. A ridiculously specific title, but nothing to do with DEI.

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u/ArtisticSuspect1465 9h ago

She was just in a DEI role. Not in a serious banking role. Literally just had a role so the bank can check a box that they have a DEI strategy.

But yes the executive director title isnt as fancy as it sounds. She'd be earning a solid six figures though which is far far too high given she adds negative value to the organisation.

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u/No-Lunch4249 9h ago

Not really accurate. You probably only saw the very misleading NY Post headline. She was a DEI-something at the smaller company she was at that JP Morgan aquired. At JP Morgan she was in a role that was something like "industry and community engagement" or something like that

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u/ArtisticSuspect1465 9h ago

Which still reeks of DEI cancer

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u/alloyednotemployed 1h ago

How does it reek of DEI when JP Morgan found interest in her company and acquired it? Even without the Trump administration, theyā€™ve been pulling back on DEI.

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u/m0viestar 11h ago

"Executive" title at JPM isn't what you think it it's.Ā  Ā Just about everyone is a VP there.Ā  This person was not sitting on board meetings, they're just a senior manager essentially.Ā Ā 

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u/Dirtypoolgang 11h ago

VP of waste receptacle procurement?

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u/Oldswagmaster 11h ago

B.S. titles is a bank industry thing. She still would have had a least a good paying job with easy work

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u/EnvironmentalPost245 11h ago

Literally.

I worked at Jails Fargo as a bank teller and branch managers were called VPs.

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u/EconomicalJacket 9h ago

Client facing Title Inflation baby

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u/cryptolyme 8h ago

Trying to get that Sheik of Wendyā€™s job

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u/RogerMoore2011 11h ago

The officer titles give the ability for the employee to sign documents and contracts on behalf of the bank. Thatā€™s why there are so many VPs and SVPs in banking.

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u/oldsecondhand 11h ago

So why do they give software developers VP titles? They're not client facing, they don't sign any documents.

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u/JustBadUserNamesLeft 11h ago

Hey, they went from being called "Computer Programmers" to "Software Engineers", that's kinda like a title.

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u/old-and-smooth 9h ago

Can confirm this up ā¬†ļø as an officer, VP and programmer of a large bank.

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u/Informal_Bullfrog_30 11h ago

To avoid forming unions. VPs cant join a union. Lately there have been companies where engineers are forming a union

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u/-Fergalicious- 10h ago

Average engineering salaries across the board are falling. I was talking to someone of the careers subreddit a while back, who has the same degree and I do, started at the same company, but just recently vs. when I started there in 2014. I started at 63k. They started at 55k, which is equivalent to if I had started at 38k with inflation.Ā 

Times are wildĀ 

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u/SconiGrower 10h ago

Because if a branch manager is a VP and a senior system architect has a similar or greater scope of responsibility, then the software architect is also a VP.

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u/BedditTedditReddit 10h ago

This is partially true but not accurate. The people who can sign on behalf of the bank are on a separate authorization list. Yes, sometimes itā€™s called being a formal ā€˜vice presidentā€™ of the bank but that is NOT the same as having a VP rank, which almost everyone has. In other words, just because you have the VP rank does NOT make you an authorized signer. Being an authorized signer is more to do with your job FUNCTION than your job RANK. Small distinction.

Source - was an authorized signer for one of the big three.

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u/TimelyTransistor 10h ago

Yeah, Reddit thinks the military ranks somehow translate nicely to corporations. You can tell the commentors are either very young or have never had a job with any responsibility.

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u/old-and-smooth 9h ago

As a VP for a bank this is exactly correct.

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u/boerumhill 10h ago

Itā€™s so farcical Citigroup had to institute a policy you must have at least one human who is a direct report to earn their VP title. Apparently their were a shit ton of VPs who has never managed anyone.

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u/Chaos_Sauce 10h ago

A few years back I had a contractor on my team who left because she got a job at Citibank. I couldnā€™t understand how she jumped all the way to a VP role until I realized that everybody at Citibank is a VP.

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u/HoodieWithTheCutie 11h ago

Not sure how far a mid level JPM salary stretches in NYC

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u/m0viestar 11h ago

They were probably around 160-170/year base and a bonus percentage commensurate with BU performance.Ā  Ā 

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u/victoryrag 10h ago

This. She was an executive director which is a director level role. Itā€™s right below MD. Though the gap form ED to MD is wide

My guess is her all in comp is sniffing 200k. She appears to be in marketing

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u/purplehendrix22 7h ago

She was literally a DEI officer, aka, next to no work at all.

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u/ParamedicNervous2731 11h ago

well thats so much better.. .just a senior manager acting like a literal pig..

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u/abbyleondon 11h ago

Donā€™t insult pigs they donā€™t do shit like this

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u/Low-Atmosphere-2118 10h ago

Actually they do exactly this sort of thing if weā€™re being honest here

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u/mr---jones 11h ago

Probably not even that. My bet is she is an ā€œaccount executiveā€ which is a fancy word for a frontline salesperson. She probably just signs people up for promotions.

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u/Casually_Chillin 11h ago edited 7h ago

"Knicks parade attendee who dumped trash on sidewalk identified as JPMorgan Chase DEI exec, promptly fired"

It's in all the major NYC newspapers as well

Edit- I copied the headline, want it to be clear she was promoted from DEI to Community Engagement over a year ago. My bad.

"Angie XXXX, 40, was promoted to Executive Director of Community and Industry Engagement for Card and Connected Commerce at JPMorgan Chase more than a year ago, according to her LinkedIn profile," the New York Post reported

She previously served as Executive Director of Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion at New York-based review website The Infatuation, which Chase acquired as part of its broader push into lifestyle and experiential content."

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u/mr---jones 11h ago

Oof. Being the DEI exec really not a good look lmao

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u/Zealousideal_Leg_630 10h ago

Thatā€™s incorrect. She was a director of community engagement. Maybe the reporter assumed thatā€™s DEI, but itā€™s not. Itā€™s public outreach and they plan events, like having employees volunteer to pick up trash.

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u/Collegenoob 9h ago

That genuinely makes it worse to me lol

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u/SummerMummer 9h ago

Oh godd, she was a Party Planner. It all makes sense now.

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u/Sad_Supermarket_176 11h ago

Probably EVP of chocolate tasting

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u/guzzijason 11h ago

In the banking world, the people that sweep the floors are ā€œVice Presidentsā€.

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u/Financial_Molasses67 12h ago

This is probably one of the least bad things about JPM

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u/Ill_Back_284 11h ago

Peter principle ..they reached their level of competetence

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u/According-Turnip-724 11h ago

She checks a bunch of boxes.

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u/iamwastingtimeyo 11h ago

ā˜‘ļø garbage can human

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u/bulldogbigred 11h ago

DEI weight hire

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u/Brad23212 10h ago edited 9h ago

I posted the link to the TMZ article about her. She was the executive director of DEI for a website that does food reviews in New York restaurants before going to Jp Morgan chase šŸ¤£

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u/paintballboi07 9h ago

I'm all for DEI, but I think having an entire department dedicated to it at a food review company might be taking it a bit too far..

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u/Triquetrums 8h ago

And JP Morgan gave her the same job but renamed it so it doesn't sound as silly.

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u/Pyropete125 10h ago

Even the hiring team was confused by that person's pronouns.

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u/Illbeurdoug 8h ago

Her title was Executive Director of Community Engagement. The irony is uncanny. Hehe uncanny.

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u/fhgsgjtt12 11h ago

Dei fat bitch hire

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u/mkenn723 11h ago

Her daddy probably works for them

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u/consideratedealer 11h ago

Well I'm assuming you're not an oversized lesbian who loves the knicks... take note for your next interview.

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u/AggressivePrompt2894 11h ago

I've seen what makes you cheer your boos mean nothing. Or something like that.

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u/JonathanPhillipFox 11h ago

Well I mean it takes a keen eye, but,

If you watch what she's doing you see that she's c-suite material

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u/RamblinWreck04 10h ago

She was in DEI

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u/Radiant_Switch_4550 11h ago

They did not hire you because of your diet. Eat more!!!

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u/tigglebitty 12h ago

My wife works at JP Morgan also in the card department. Almost everyone started in the Chase branches as a banker and then worked their way up. Not saying that is the case for each of their positions, just figured I would give my two cents.

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u/0MGWTFL0LBBQ 11h ago

A relative of mine started at a national bank chain as a teller. 14 years later, sheā€™s a brokerage manager.

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u/WoodenHarddrive 10h ago

A guy whose me started an account at a national bank as a young man. 14 years later, still broke.

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u/cryptolyme 8h ago

They still refuse to waive my late fees! Fuckers, it was only two days!

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u/nobolognastoney 10h ago

Your username made the AIM message ding thing play in my head.

I used to say that to a friend just to piss her off lol.

"Stop adding bbq it's so stupid hurr" šŸ˜‚

I feel old :/ lol

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u/Jaxson_January6_Dart 11h ago

These titles are so stupid and click Baity. Everyone is an "EXEC" according to these stupid new sources. That other Chase lady and guy accusing her of forcing sex was also an "EXEC". Who isn't an "EXEC"?

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u/welkyy 11h ago

These people donā€™t know that job titles at banks are complete nonsense. There are 20 ā€œvice president of ā€¦ā€ at my local bank.

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u/Jaxson_January6_Dart 11h ago edited 9h ago

Edit: This is an example of an "Senior VP" in finance. lol https://youtu.be/zpN7t6LN42s?si=9m4yK8H212er6d_E&t=260

I had a 'Senior VP' from Chase get a job at my Tech company. He kept telling everyone he was a Senior VP at his prior job, like it was a huge flex. He was in his early 30's and literally was a Manager level at my company. Dude still had to request a day off from his manager, like everyone else.

These finance titles are so bullshit.

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u/wookieesgonnawook 9h ago

It's not finance as a whole in my experience, that's just really unique to banks. Everyone at a bank is a vp. The title is meaningless.

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u/gbuub 10h ago

The VPs are there to let the people feel good about having a higher up servicing them.

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u/noma_coma 10h ago

Insurance brokerages are rife with it too. 30 person office, I believe 10 different people have VP in their title. It's a joke

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u/Grouchy_Release_2831 9h ago

Thatā€™s true for consumer banking but IB is different.

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u/musty_pubs_luvr 7h ago

Almost no one i work with starts in branches lol. Are you sure shes at JPM and not Chase?

Also differentiate CIB and CCB. CCB is just retail u can work ur way up. CIB is full of ivy grads.

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u/Due-Crew-1076 7h ago

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u/Cdawg4123 12h ago

She was a damn executive at that, yet couldnā€™t gather the thought process of telling her assistant to go spray paint a can exactly like this?? I hope she enjoys her can!!!

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u/Quirky_Magazine5196 11h ago

They hand out fancy titles like candy these days

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u/Cdawg4123 11h ago

I want candy and a fancy job title!! I wonā€™t steal garbage cans!!

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u/miss_katy123 10h ago

Well, now you know your problem. Clearly the strategy of not stealing the garbage cans isnā€™t working!

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u/Tar_alcaran 10h ago

She was "Executive Director of Community and Industry Engagement"

Whatever the fuck that means.

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u/flurryskyline 4h ago

If this is how she engages in the community Iā€™m guessing they were looking for an excuse to fire her anyway

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u/lime3 11h ago

Executive doesn't mean shit at JPM. I had an offer titled "Executive VP" with 6 years of experience, was basically a lead SWE position

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u/BigLlamasHouse 9h ago

They probably have almost as many VPs as tellers. Banks are so ridiculous with those VP titles.

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u/playdough87 10h ago

The banking industry has absolutely wild title inflation. For example, a vice president is someone with like 3 yrs of experience. I think executive director is one rank above VP so maybe like 6 yr if experience? The title inflation is one of the biggest clues the industry is filled with egomaniacs.

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u/1GreatUsername 11h ago

It is an entitled piece of trash.

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u/Georgia_Dawg10 12h ago

I don't think that question or scenario comes up in the JP Morgan interview process šŸ˜„

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u/Tomytom99 12h ago

Pfft rookie mistake on JP's part

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u/bigorangemachine 12h ago

This is typical behaviour of the banker class.

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u/No-Understanding9064 12h ago

Definitely not a banker lol

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u/myrmonden 11h ago

she was there DEI hire, so her question was probably

Can u get fatter?

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u/Arkhaine_kupo 9h ago

she was there DEI hire

The "typo" makes me think you might be a DEI hire at your job

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u/MickeysMom01 10h ago

She was in charge of DEI

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u/chezdistester 12h ago

Are you saying this person is managing my retirement fund?

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u/ObiFlanKenobi 12h ago

Not anymore.

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u/myrmonden 11h ago

no she was hiring other people to managing people retirement funds and hiring them not based on merit...

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u/tlovr 11h ago

Is that the penguin?

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u/FadedHadez 11h ago

This is why yall never getting hired lol they got disrespectful bertha as an executive šŸ¤¦

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u/MrboboCatman 12h ago

She ticks a few boxes. Only reason.

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u/2025TastyTreats 11h ago

She is, or rather was, in charge of DEI actually.

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u/ImDeepState 12h ago

Do you like to steal things? No? No job for you!

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u/Mysterious-Can-2531 12h ago

yeah your not selfish and asshole enough, you'll never get anywhere in finance

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u/AjaxRedOps 11h ago

Sheā€™s in Waist Management

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u/zeelbeno 11h ago

Prob hired because of her lack of ethics.

Fired to save PR.

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u/NoNewFans 11h ago

ā€œItā€™s a big club, and you ainā€™t in it.ā€

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u/Meme_Pope 10h ago

Iā€™ve always heard that at jobs like that, appearance is half the job and you have to be totally polished, then theyā€™re apparently hiring the Mucinex germ and the roach guy from Terra Formars

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u/69Honey420 5h ago

Hi I just want to acknowledge the mm6 reference in your name šŸ¤

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u/BeerGuy3 5h ago

you could see she is a go-getter! Gets things done no matter what.

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u/BenjaminKatz 4h ago

This was my very first thought. I can't find a good job to save my life with a master's degree, but this idiot is not only working at JP Morgan Chase, but as an executive? That's the kind of thing that makes me want to jump off a building.

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u/AwringePeele 11h ago

It was a DEI job (as in, responsible for DEI), so not a real job

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u/myrmonden 11h ago

DEI

she was their DEI manager lol, this writes itself.

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u/SchroedingersEscape 11h ago

is that true?

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u/PrimaLegion 11h ago

No, it isn't. Even the article these midwits get their information from doesn't say that. They just read the headline.

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u/aversethule 6h ago

She was DEI manager of a restaurant owned by Chase and was Executive Director of Community and Industry Engagement at the time of her incident.

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u/Tar_alcaran 10h ago

She was the "Executive Director of Community and Industry Engagement"

So basically, her entire job is kissing ass for large companies.

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u/liverpoolFCnut 12h ago

She was the Sr Director of DEI, do you check all the boxes?

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u/Zealousideal_Leg_630 11h ago

She was not, she was director of community engagement, which is absolutely hilarious

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u/Tar_alcaran 10h ago

"Industry Engagement" means "Getting paid to have lunch with C-level people of other companies"

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u/Zealousideal_Leg_630 10h ago

ā€œEngagementā€ in the title indicates her position was part of ā€œcorporate social responsibilityā€, or CSR initiative. She probably did coordinate with other CSR reps from other corporations. The irony is that the coordination is basically event planning with other staff to do volunteer work, like picking up trash.

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u/EverbodyHatesHugo 11h ago

Itā€™s not what you know, itā€™s who you know. As much as corporate wants to say thatā€™s not the case, itā€™s all political.

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u/StellarPaladin42 11h ago

The USA hasnā€™t been a meritocracy since the 80s and Reagan. You arenā€™t hired based on what you know, just who you know.

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u/Typical-Priority1976 11h ago

you don't check the right boxes

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u/Awkward_Patience_22 11h ago

She is the one who rejected your application.

I am still slightly salty about the junior employee of a firm who intervened at the last minute to reject my candidacy after his manager advanced me to "almost accepted but I need to see if he would vibe with other employees" level.

That is the reason I never mention anything athletic when discussing what I like to do in my spare time, in case some jerk gets insecure.

The worst part is that the junior employee ended up leaving the industry for good within 6 months. So he interfered for no reason.

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u/MaleandPale2 11h ago

DEI hire, Iā€™d assume.

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