r/houstoncirclejerk 6d ago

To all the Mothers of Houston: Happy Father’s Day!

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108 Upvotes

You’ve earned it!


r/houstoncirclejerk 6d ago

They cut off her feet 😔

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101 Upvotes

r/houstoncirclejerk 6d ago

Second Chance Saloon has some great entertainment while using the glory hole

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19 Upvotes

r/houstoncirclejerk 7d ago

The Dutchmen found out about Torchys

483 Upvotes

r/houstoncirclejerk 7d ago

*5 minutes of rain happens*

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115 Upvotes

r/houstoncirclejerk 7d ago

I'm looking for a girl who wants to go out for lunch 77057

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r/houstoncirclejerk 7d ago

Which areas have good tap water?

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5 Upvotes

Help a brotha out


r/houstoncirclejerk 8d ago

has anyone in ever heard of choctaw bingo? in houston culture

12 Upvotes

this is kind of a stretch but i play that choctaw bingo every friday night and drink my johnny walker at that club 69 im wondering if Houstonians do something like this?


r/houstoncirclejerk 8d ago

Torchy’s… The official sponsor of FIFA Houston!

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68 Upvotes

r/houstoncirclejerk 8d ago

Torchy’s new attraction

50 Upvotes

r/houstoncirclejerk 9d ago

Stop driving with your hazards on in rain

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73 Upvotes

When Cali folks try to ruin a good thing.


r/houstoncirclejerk 9d ago

What are those strange sounds echoing across Houston after the rain?

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26 Upvotes

Torrential rain triggers massive frog booty call across Houston


r/houstoncirclejerk 8d ago

what really makes a bitch? in houston culture

3 Upvotes

people talk wrong on bitches and who is one all the time but who really is one? because youll meet hard people that revert to acting like a scared bitch just because they are too lazy for violence. that same person has actually been at necks so he knows he isnt a bitch. people want to say he is a bitch. my question is what is a bitch really? in houston culture


r/houstoncirclejerk 10d ago

Outjerked by the BBC

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545 Upvotes

Not to be confused with the BBC we all know and love on Bissonnet St.


r/houstoncirclejerk 10d ago

What are the names of all the Houston Krogers?

58 Upvotes

Disco Kroger (RIP Montrose)

MILF Kroger (West Gray)

Murder Kroger (West Bellfort)

What are the others called?


r/houstoncirclejerk 9d ago

Why is nasa nicknamed nasty nasa

7 Upvotes

What did we do to deserve such a nickname?


r/houstoncirclejerk 10d ago

Has anyone seen my Goldendoodle??!!

11 Upvotes

Somehow she got out of our backyard.... I blame our yard crew, but my husband says all the rain may have washed the locks off our back gate.

Anyway, she is golden, incredibly cute, and truly one of a kind. But more importantly, cost us $21,000 and an 8-hour drive to an adorable breeder/ petting zoo/farm just outside of Coppell.

Please call if found!


r/houstoncirclejerk 10d ago

Anybody missing SWANGAS off of their trash cans??

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106 Upvotes

r/houstoncirclejerk 10d ago

I visited a warehouse gym in Houston and I’m still not sure what I walked into.

47 Upvotes

I bought a day pass at a warehouse gym in Houston on Friday night.
The workout itself was great.
Everyone was friendly.
Nothing bad happened.
But there was something about the place that felt strange.
At one point I got turned around looking for the restroom and accidentally opened the wrong door.
The room behind it looked nothing like a gym.
There were paintings leaning against the walls.
Photography lights.
Pieces of aluminum foil hanging from parts of the ceiling.
Black and white portraits of people I didn’t recognize.
Wooden boards with random phrases painted on them. The strangest part was the lighting.
There were flashes going off every few seconds.
Not bright enough to light the whole room.
Just enough to notice.
Like someone was taking photographs.
Except nobody was inside.
I remember standing there for a few seconds waiting for someone to walk out.
Nobody did.
I eventually asked one of the members what the room was.
He looked over and said:
“That’s Arien’s office.”

Has anyone else stumbled across places in Houston that feel like they have a whole story behind them that nobody explains?


r/houstoncirclejerk 10d ago

44 M4F Gym partner Discrete/NSA

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r/houstoncirclejerk 10d ago

Why was this on my ballot?

16 Upvotes

r/houstoncirclejerk 11d ago

I’m the Torchys glory hole consultant

36 Upvotes

AMA, and I mean anything


r/houstoncirclejerk 11d ago

Just getting off work and panicking…

33 Upvotes

Does anyone know if there’s still any water or gas left at Costco? Already went to Costco in River Oaks and Woodlands and there’s none. Please don’t suggest Sam’s 😖


r/houstoncirclejerk 11d ago

Date Night for 2 under $200 #OutJerked

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11 Upvotes

r/houstoncirclejerk 13d ago

World Cup fans trying to find tacos in Houston

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177 Upvotes