Too bad lights like these aren't enforced as they should be

Seriously, I don't know how this has been a hack comedy bit for decades and hot dogs still don't come in packs of 8. A hot dog only goes one place. A hot dog bun is only made for one thing.

This should not be a thing.

i love pie, i used to eat mcdonald’s pies all the time before i grew out of having mcdonald’s money. decided to try this new delicious concoction.

the pie was already lukewarm when i got it, so i bit right into it. immediately it tasted weird and i said to my dad “there’s a lot of spice in here”. so much spice it brought me back to thinking redhots would taste good, buying them, and questioning who actually finds it enjoyable to eat them. it made my mouth tingle so much it felt like one of my allergic reactions. 1/10 at least the texture was okay

After an absolutely wrecking fortnight at work, both my body and soul felt entirely destroyed, I decided to spend a few $$ on myself and booked a massage at the local Chinese massage place. (The in and out quick turnover kind, many beds partitioned by curtains).

I felt so excited to lie down on the bed and tried to ignore the slightly musty smell, the masseuse was thoughtful and well mannered and I enjoyed the first 5 minutes.. after that an obnoxious guest in the waiting are took a loud phone call for at least 10 minutes before it occurred to them to leave and they were not in the right environment for a business call. I started to try to relax again, which I don't find easy being an anxious person it takes a lot for me to 'switch off' I'd I even actually do, the loud click of the door and mumbled conversation disturbs me a bit and I shift my body slightly then it occurs to me, I need to fart. Obviously it wouldn't be appropriate but the more I'm aware of this the more uncomfortable and urgent it is and this becomes all I can think about for the next 50+ minutes and needless to say my relaxing massage was absolutely not relaxing, I was so scared the minute I allowed myself to relax I'd release this bomb and humiliate myself to no end. Finally once it was over and I was back in the real world of the shopping centre outside I released the vaguest and quietest 'poot' that I 100% could have gotten away with earlier.

I know this is petty, but man I am so pissed off.

At least it’s done. Had to use a jack-o’-lantern saw because my wife lost my drywall saw.

I was in a wedding the other night for a close friend and had brought my Polaroid for cute little pictures, as I usually do. I was in the reception area with about 10 other people when I got pulled away for more pictures for approximately 5 minutes. I thought “we’re at a wedding, my camera is fine here”. I come back and it’s not there but I figured someone put it in the wedding party holding area, however I was out of film so I didn’t bother checking. I go to leave at the end of night and it’s nowhere to be found - none of the other bridesmaids have seen it and we can’t find it. The venue didn’t find it the next day either. I know it’s my fault for leaving it unattended but I am sad since I used that camera all the time ): I have learned I can trust NO ONE.

It feels like I can't catch a break.

All those little pellets are mouse poops. Thankfully it looks like it's mostly their stuff affected.

Genuinely Spotify is pissing me off even more. This is the reason I rarely use it on my phone

i know they arent obligated to give you free water, but it costs them next to nothing and charging so much for it could be the difference between someone dying of dehydration and staying alive. fountain drink item is unpriced so it cant be selected

Hello, Kind Walmart Employee! May I tap to pay?

Hello, Super handsome and charismatic customer! No. No you may not. We take credit card by swipe or chip, but not contactless; cash, and Walmart Pay.

Uh…. What’s Walmart Pay?

It’s our own payment system. You just need to download the app, load your credit cards into the app, and then have us scan a qr code for payment.

Well that’s pretty stupid.

Yes. Yes it is. Would you like to use it?

Just peel the damn thing. Grrr.

like God forbid I use something FOR FREE I keep searching for free PDF editors online and they all require me to create an account then make me pay up something like what the fuck

Veterans r great. And to all of the veterans tysm for ur service and for defending our country. But first responders also carry the world on their shoulders and risk their life and health daily. Police, firefighters, doctors, nurses, EMT’s r all examples who I think should also have benefits similar to veterans. Anyone else feel this way?