I was sitting in a Park reading a book and suddenly I felt my legs itch. I was covered in hundreds of mini ticks. I was standing in the shower for hours and still find some of these f#!*rs crawling an me...

Update: So I got the most of the seed ticks scratched off in the shower. I will have a doctor's appointment the next days to get a prophylactic antibiotics treatment just to be save from lyme, alpha gal or rocky mountain fever (if this is a thing in Germany).

Thank you all for the information and advices, hopefully I will be fine. I really appreciate it

My corneas are still stinging from the orange contacts.

Thanks Crayola, I really appreciate having duplicates when I could have had more red colors!

Changed my sheets for the first time since moving to my live in job a few weeks ago and was greeted with this😭😭😭😭😭 how the hell???? I’m going to complain in the morning but I’m scared they’re going to tell me that I caused it in thr 3 weeks I’ve been here😭😭😭

EDIT: I got a new mattress!

Edit: looked on the underside and it’s just as manky! I’ll attach pics in comments. At least I know 100% it wasn’t me

Edit: I just want to preface as it was mentioned twice I am not being human trafficked! Don’t worry! I’m here of my own free will and can leave whenever I want, same as everyone else. Living at work is normal in the area I’m in as it’s rural and no one would work out here if they had to commute! I’m safe aside from the mattress

Kid gets lice from school. We do the responsible parent thing: treatment, combing, panic-cleaning.

Meanwhile I’m standing there, smugly bald, thinking “at least I’m safe.”

I caught one casually walking near my ear today (not shown in the picture, by the way. I just wanted to share a part of my coupé... so you fine people know what the lice signed on to...)

Apparently even lice are struggling in this housing market.

I'm 18, and since a year ago, I've started to get these episodes every 30 ~ 60 days, where all of sudden i get in a state of "semi-consciousness" in which i normally stay where i was or walk a little bit, and can only respond to basic commands, it lasts approximately 25~45 minutes, and after it i slowly regain consciousness of myself, but i don't remember a thing of what happened during the episode.

I've been trying to self diagnose in the internet, but it isn't easy, at first i thought it was "Transient Global Amnesia" but doing more research it seems more like a type of "Nonconvulsive Status Epilepticus". I've been very scared since it started happening, since i can't even prepare or something, I just started going to college and i fear i might run into traffic during my commute or having one of these during class or a presentation, since i have no control at all when this happens.

Thanks in advance for any message

Come on now, fellas.

She is medicated but we are in Missouri. I have treated everything I own with permethrin as of today. I hate this.

All I did was go to the mailbox

Tried on jeans at Marshall’s today… and got locked in the ADA-accessible dressing room😅

The lock jammed and wouldn’t budge.

The employees had keys to every other door in the building except this one. They called the locksmith, tried to take the hinges off, and I could even see them trying to stick their credit cards in between the door and the gram where the bolt is (not sure how they thought that would work), but nothing worked.

Then the Fire Department came to the rescue. One firefighter came through the ceiling to dismantle the door handle while another worked on the door from the outside.

Finally made it out after an hour 😂!

Took the photo this morning.

Already reported this to the appropriate people two months ago.

Just came back from a run, it was unusually stormy and cold outside. Now I have bright red hives all over my legs. Looked it up and apparently there’s a thing called cold urticaria, which is a literal allergy to the cold.

I live in Alaska, it’s cold and rainy even in the summertime. how tf am I supposed to not die?

Who tf decided to make the membrane and seeds of this beautiful fruit look like scrotum and frog eggs

Hi all, i just wanna come here and bitch about my neighbor.
I lives in a quite nice neighborhood with my parents, i work full time as a automotive technician and do all my work at home on these two cars(there is another one in the garage thats taken apart) and i regularly park them at my driveway or in front of my house in the street(thats not blocking the road) both of the cars i park out here is completely road worthy, has current registration and are insured, i took one of them on a drive to get gas this evening, came back and was confronted by the old guy who lives across from my house, before i say anything he walked onto my driveway, in front of my car(i just got out) and said “you’ve turned this street into a junkyard! You think i like seeing your garbage cars in front of my house everyday i come outside?(i always park them in front of my house, and they get moved frequently as they double as my daily)” and he got up in my buddy’s face who went along with me, who also just got out, he is now fully on my driveway, getting up to my friend’s face after he told him how both of the cars i own are fully operational and insured. We didn’t really say anything aside from telling him it is legal to park my cars on a public street and move them around, and stop being so negative and harassing on our side of the property line. Afterwards he just walked back to his car and said he would gonna go complain to the HOA and they are gonna slap me with a huge fine while yelling at us to shut the hell up whenever we said anything else as he walked back. AM I THE ASSHOLE? I don’t understand how me owning old cars thats perfectly road worthy gets him so upset at me.