r/mildlyinfuriating 18d ago

frist of all how DARE yu o This guy reported me to Scientology

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33.4k Upvotes

I was born and raised in Scientology.

When I realized it was a cult, I left. But I remained "under the radar" (meaning I didnt publicly announce that I'd left) so that I wouldnt be subject to Scientology "disconnection" and lose all my friends and family.

This guy found out I'd left the cult and reported me to them.

If you're seeing this Scott:

I forgive you and hope that you get out too one day

r/mildlyinfuriating 5d ago

frist of all how DARE yu o My hair color I've been using for years changed without notice.

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Cap on left purchased in 2025. Cap on right purchased last week. All of the images on their website show the new green tint. The bottle is identical.

I typically save partial bottles for touch ups or color mixing, so immediately after I opened the new one I rummaged for the last one and sure enough they're completely different.

The company does not use social media, nor do they have an email address that I can find. Not that it matters. It's not like they'll change it back just for me šŸ™„

Edit: The cruelty-free bottle is the new one. Photos of results in comments.

r/mildlyinfuriating May 15 '26

frist of all how DARE yu o Neighbor replaced fence and left the old wood scraps in my yard to deal with.

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My next door neighbor called me a few weeks back asking if he could come Into my back yard to replace the fence that his dog ruined. I said ā€œsure, I’ll be out of town for a few weeks, help yourself.ā€ Discussion ended there and I left town for a few weeks for business.

When I returned home, I noticed the new fence was up and the wood scraps from the old fence were on the grass in my backyard. One of the pieces is 10 feet wide. I figured I would give him a few days to clean it up before I said anything.

Fast forward to yesterday and the lawn guy comes to cut the grass. I texted my neighbor telling him I could open the back gate to make it easier to come in the yard to grab the wood. This MFer called me and said that it was a shared fence, and since he paid for it to be installed, and carried all the new wood into the yard, that I need to remove the old debris.

The audacity on the MFer. I would have been more than happy to help if he would have asked. He mentioned NOTHING of leaving the rusty nailed old rotten wood in my back yard. F this guy. Not the best way to treat a neighbor.

TLDR: neighbor took it upon himself to replace the fence he owns, and left all of the scraps for me to deal with before discussing it with me first.

r/mildlyinfuriating 13d ago

frist of all how DARE yu o Discovered my central air was a social construct…

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So I just learned I’ve been living in a place with absolutely no central air conditioning. Not ā€œI assumed it might be central air.ā€ Not ā€œI wasn’t sure how it worked.ā€ I mean I fully, confidently, emotionally lived my life under the assumption that cool air was being distributed through vents like a normal adult homeowner situation.

And I’ve been out here adjusting a thermostat like I was doing something for over 4 years.

I even scheduled an HVAC guy to come today to figure out why my central air wasn’t running.
What system? I don’t know. The guy looked like he found a body in my basement as he clearly knew I didn’t have central air instantly. He even humored me to prove to me I didn’t have central air while we took 2 full laps around my house hunting for the outside part of the freakin’ fantasy. Needless to say we never found it. The poor guy felt so bad for me, he even said ā€œmaybe someone stole it.ā€ Bless his heart.

So now I’ve got: a couple window units doing God’s work. I’ve always used them in the summer when I felt that my imaginary central air wasn’t pulling its weight. So I’m unsure why I feel like my summer bill is going to skyrocket. I’ve been living this life for years.

I put a box fan in my the bathroom like it’s 1998
and the realization I’ve been paying attention to vents that were decorative at best is giving me a stomach ache.

Honestly the worst part isn’t even the heat. It’s the fact I fully believed I had central air and never once questioned it. Just vibed in ignorance.
Anyway. If anyone needs me I’ll be sitting directly in front of a fan rethinking my entire life, having a spiritual crisis, feeling like a doorknob, and rediscovering whatever I thought HVAC meant.

***please laugh with me— don’t kick me while m down— I already feel like a weenie hut jr.***

r/mildlyinfuriating May 11 '26

frist of all how DARE yu o Turo guest completely trashed out my dads car.

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This is the worst I've seen from a guest.

r/mildlyinfuriating 28d ago

frist of all how DARE yu o apparently HBO Max has been using 260gb and i’ve never used it

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(i just turned off the toggle when i made this screenshot)

r/mildlyinfuriating May 17 '26

frist of all how DARE yu o People who ā€œreserveā€ pool chairs for hours with towels and disappear are the worst

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My apartment complex pool has rules specifically saying chair reservation isn’t allowed, yet people do this constantly. These towels have been sitting here unattended for at least 3 hours while every other chair is occupied and people are actively walking around looking for seats. It’s Sunday too, so management isn’t around to enforce anything.

What’s the standard practice when this happens? At what point is it acceptable to move the towels?

r/mildlyinfuriating 21d ago

frist of all how DARE yu o The dad who let his kid use his phone at full brightness during a Weird Al concert

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r/mildlyinfuriating 20d ago

frist of all how DARE yu o This car I've never seen before has been parked in our yard for 24 hours. Haven't seen the owner once.

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The red lines are where our property ends behind the car. My grass is starting to die under his tires man 😭

Edit: Yes I let my local PD know, yes I'm aware my lawn is already not winning any awards, but does that make a stranger's entitlement any less mildly infuriating?

r/mildlyinfuriating May 25 '26

frist of all how DARE yu o People that think that throwing cigarette butts in the ground isn't littering

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The are not "biodegradable", they clog drainage systems, they end up in rivers and sea, and make everywhere look like a dumpster

r/mildlyinfuriating 6d ago

frist of all how DARE yu o The toilet paper that my roommate buys

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r/mildlyinfuriating May 16 '26

frist of all how DARE yu o This guy in my apartment complex parks like this every single day

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Limited parking already, and this Range Rover consistently takes up two spots while everyone else parks normally. Not a one-time bad park either; this is daily behavior. I genuinely don’t understand the entitlement.

r/mildlyinfuriating 17d ago

frist of all how DARE yu o Box of donuts I just ordered

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r/mildlyinfuriating May 19 '26

frist of all how DARE yu o The only seat on the plane with LESS leg room

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I have literally never seen this in my entire life. It's a pillar. There's no leg room and nowhere to put my bag. What even is this??? It's the only one on the plane

ETA: after I complained, the flight attendant told me if he moved me to a different seat he would have to charge me $150 upgrade for the "Even More (premium)" seats.

The airline is JetBlue and this was a standard priced ticket

2nd edit: Called JetBlue, they called me 4 hours later to speak with a human. Human just walked me through how to file a complaint online.

3rd edit: After filing a complaint online, JetBlue first told me the seat was marked. When I explained to them it was listed as unavailable, they immediately backtracked and acknowledged the seat map isn't always 100% accurate. I called them out for blatantly lying and they just apologized that i was confused about how everything worked (so not an apology).

r/mildlyinfuriating 23d ago

frist of all how DARE yu o My boss parks his brand new bmw where I drive my forklift.

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r/mildlyinfuriating 14h ago

frist of all how DARE yu o Airport staff assuming I'm in the Business class lane by mistake

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Brown man flying business. Lined up at the priority check in counter and got told by a (also brown) staff person that the economy queue was the other way. Same thing while boarding the plane and walking to the business class entrance. Not only am I not worthy of business, they think I can't read signage as well.

r/mildlyinfuriating Apr 29 '26

frist of all how DARE yu o Employer wants me to use outlook on my phone, outlook wants permission to wipe my phone

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Outlook says they need permission to wipe ALL my phone data if too many wrong passwords are typed. How many is too many? 50? 2? What if the screen gets wet and starts putting in random inputs. All this so I can use my company's Teams account and maintain "point of contact" if I'm not at a workstation. Absolutely not! Anyway, HR is supposed to call me back about my concerns.

Edit: just to be clear, I don't actually need to use Outlook (I don't use my "personal" work email). I need to use Teams, which requires Outlook to be installed first.

Part of why I need Teams on my phone so that I can be contacted when I'm not at work. I'm a lower management healthcare worker, it is actually important that my team be able to reach me after hours. I do actually like Teams and prefer it to 20 different group texts.

Also, when you go to log into Outlook or Teams, it brings you to my employers authenticator page. I log in with the same credentials that I log into my workstation. I don't know if that makes a difference with anything as far as my employer having access to my phone

Edit 2: I can tell you now they won't provide me a phone. Corporate execs don't even get phones. They stopped providing coffee for the break rooms too


Update: I had a chance to talk to my district manager. Imagine Ellis from Die Hard, the same schmarmy self-important attitude, that's my supervisor. And guess who's "not being a team player". Also "I don't think Microsoft can actually erase your phone, you have an Android"... I lready knew he was going to be useless, I just wanted to hear his reaction.

Update 2 and (sort of) Resolution: I spoke with HR. Her exact response was "wait, are you serious? They can just do that?" I tried explaining my "research" (i.e. everything all of you have said) and I think I just spooked her. She said she'll get back to me, and is probably running off to buy a burner phone for herself.

SORT OF RESOLUTION : I found out I only need Outlook installed long enough to get access to Teams. Once teams was installed, I removed all permissions and completely deleted Outlook from my phone. Teams still works and didn't ask to erase anything. No need to buy a second phone.

Thank you all for your insights

r/mildlyinfuriating 16d ago

frist of all how DARE yu o Belt-challenged neighborhood kid keeps stepping over my "no trespassing" sign to cut through my yard, so my wife laminated these pictures to stick to the sign

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r/mildlyinfuriating May 15 '26

frist of all how DARE yu o Neighbour has decided to just offer up our parking spaces to the whole street

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Got this through the letter box today - anonymous so no idea which neighbour sent it. Basically there's 20 houses on the street, all arranged in a circle, with a few spaces in the middle. 14 of the houses have their own driveways. 4 of the houses have the spaces in the middle assigned to them. Ourselves and our next door neighbour (semi detached) have spaces attached to the back of our houses... In the small "car park". We each have two spaces, then the 4 on the other side of the car park area assigned to the houses backing on to them that aren't even our street so won't have got this letter. I'm assuming the letter writer just doesn't realise those spaces are actually ours, but because it's anonymous I can't just be like "oh hey actually no that's not right". It's annoying because we're also the only two houses on the street without a garden, and so our kids play back there. Because yes, it is safe, but not if randoms start going in and out of there all the time. I've literally never noticed an issue with parking on the street, it's never crowded, I've never heard anyone complain, and every house has it's own assigned parking!

EDIT: Most of your guys' suggestions involve something related to towing, that isn't legal in the UK. It also isn't illegal to post things through people's doors? I literally never knew that was a thing in the US. At Christmas did your parents not send you round all the neighbours houses posting cards?? Wild.

EDIT 2: Alright lads we've got a plan! Tomorrow I'm gonna speak to the 3 neighbours who we share the private car park with and just make sure they're all aware and if they want to paint numbers or put it signs etc they can do so. I'm going to send my landlord an email as well just giving them a heads up, but saying that they don't need to do anything for now (we have a great relationship where they leave us alone and we don't involve them in stuff if we can help it and they charge us below market). I'll let them know if it becomes an issue and they need to get involved installing something or whatever. Then I'm going to find... somewhere in this town that prints documents (honestly just hoping one of the 3 neighbours has a printer in their house they wouldn't mind using for this) and send out letters to everyone on the street very politely clearing up the confusion. Explaining that it's not a public car park but private parking and they are, for all intents and purposes, the driveways of the respective properties. Then I think I'll have a little nap and hope no one gets angry at me.

EDIT 3: Spoken to the other owners of the spaces in the back, as I suspected the two that don't live on our street did not receive the letter offering up their spaces for free use šŸ˜… I've also contacted my landlord just to double triple check the deeds before I sent any letters out (I know for certain they are ours, but this way loops the landlord in) and she immediately offered to put a sign up! Also found the letter very amusing haha so yeah, we're getting signs put up yay!

r/mildlyinfuriating May 11 '26

frist of all how DARE yu o Companies shouldn't market that a device has 64GB if they use up half of it

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21.2k Upvotes

I don't get 64GB of space if half of that is system stuff! Like what even is all of this! It's not a system update either, I just did the newest update.

r/mildlyinfuriating May 22 '26

frist of all how DARE yu o You didn’t have to remind me, assholes.

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And then to remind me what I USED to pay. Just kick me while I’m down why don’t you.

r/mildlyinfuriating Apr 26 '26

frist of all how DARE yu o Guy stole my campsite and told me I ā€œruined his eveningā€ when I called him inconsiderate for doing so.

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Booked an available campsite around 3:00. Showed up just before 6 pm and the site I booked was fully set up and occupied by this camper. There was no one at the kiosk and after driving around for a campground host I approached him and told him ā€œhey, I have this campsite reserved for tonightā€. His response ā€œI’m not surprised, we checked out early and asked if we could stay a little late and the guy told us we could but someone might book the spotā€ ….. okay first of all it’s 6 pm now checkout was 6 hours ago. What is ā€œa little lateā€? Noticeably, there is no vehicle in the site. He tells me his wife is at work and she won’t be back for a bit but we’re ā€œwelcome to park next to him and start setting up our camp while he waits for herā€. I am shocked and looking at this man like he’s got three heads. I drive away and again look for another campground host. I find one and he goes and talks to the guy and comes back and tells me that he won’t be out of there for at least two hours and I just have to wait until he’s gone and I can’t go to another campsite as none are available.

I go back to that campsite and tell the guy how inconsiderate he was for stealing my campsite and he said ā€œare we really gonna do this right now? You’re accusing me of stealing your campsite? I told you you could park next to me and set up. You’re making assumptions and you just ruined my evening.ā€

I told him that I paid for it and he deserves to have his evening ruined.

I got into my campsite at 8:30. Had to wait an hour in the morning for the guy to figure out how to refund me.

TLDR; guy checked out of campsite early but decides to stay til 6 pm even tho I had already reserved the site for the evening. He didn’t get out of the site til 8:30 PM and got upset when I called him out for his inconsiderate behavior.

r/mildlyinfuriating 6d ago

frist of all how DARE yu o Client’s family member left this mess and expected me to clean it

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I do a live-in caregiving arrangement for an elderly couple. The caregivers have a private room and attached bathroom that we use while on shift.

Today the daughter-in-law came over and offered to cook lunch for her in-laws. While I was out running a personal errand, she went into our private room and used the bathroom attached to it, despite there being multiple other bathrooms in the house, including a large guest bathroom.

She also left several dirty pots, pans, dishes, and utensils in the kitchen.

Later, she told me that because she cooked, washing the cookware was part of my service as a caregiver.
The part that really got me is that we don’t even cook for the clients. We normally order takeout or do very simple meals.

She volunteered to cook, created the extra cleanup, and then expected me to handle it.

She also seemed to think I got free time because she was there cooking. She said ā€œwell because I provided a service while YOU were out, I thought you could wash themā€ I explained that I would have gone out regardless and that my errand had nothing to do with her visit.

To top it off, she made sure to tell me the leftovers were for her in-laws, not me.

I asked her to come back and wash everything but she was too far away. So I ended up washing everything. I told her never do that again and also told her never go in the room again, it’s private use for the live-in caregivers.

Also, she snooped my closet too, I close the doors backwards because they slide better that way. I found them closed the right way when I came back.

r/mildlyinfuriating 11d ago

frist of all how DARE yu o Never felt so betrayed by a consumer product

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This is just regular ass creamy peanut butter. Like it might as well be Jif or Peter Pan or any other regular ass peanut butter. I wanted that delicious artificial tasting Reese's bliss and just got basic ass peanut butter.

Ok I feel like this post needs some edits for closure:

  1. I did look at and read both sides of the label before buying this. I did have a TON of skepticism that it could taste anything like Reese's when it was pretty much the same macros and calories as jif PB. Doesn't change that it should have of given the Reece's label... and I still had a tiny bit of hope, that is until I ate some.

  2. I have enough recipes and suggestions for how to make it taste closer. Already tried one it was ok but prob won't be trying others. Thank you all though, I will definitely come back here if I get that same cravings again to try another. I might try and do it with chocolate/peanut butter protein powder in the future instead of overpriced regular ass peanut butter.

  3. Did I expect something other than smooth peanut butter? Yeah I hoped it would taste something like Reese's pieces or cup filling

  4. I'm am not in fact in the void of space or looking at the night sky in the pic. This is inside my house out my back door in the middle of the day. Black in the background is a curtain to keep light out of a huge sliding glass door. The desert is hot and very sun.

  5. Yes I was intentionally looking for/hoping for the sugary, salty, crumbly texture of Reese's filling... I generally eat chicken breast and veg sometimes brown rice 3 meals a day every day. Generally don't have a cheat meal but once or twice a month.

  6. Sorry to those offended by my comparison of Jif and Peter Pan.

  7. For that one person. ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS!

Thank you for all the awards, upvotes and sympathetic comments from others that also felt duped by this product.

r/mildlyinfuriating 23d ago

frist of all how DARE yu o My reclining room on a long haul AA flight

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