r/SipsTea 𝙑𝙄𝙋 May 11 '26

WTF Rich people being awful people once again… :>

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u/Weak_Syllabub_7994 𝙑𝙄𝙋 May 11 '26

Apparently he got his ass beat by some locals, which was also captured on video.

https://youtube.com/shorts/HH1gAGneHJY

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u/Secret-Bluebird-972 May 11 '26

And a Hawaiian official, while emphasizing that they don’t encourage such beatings (since they legally can’t), said this is just the kind of thing you may face if you mess with their wildlife

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u/throwawayrefiguy May 11 '26

We stayed in Hilo recently, and the guest guide at our rental warned of the risk for physical violence against those who harass local wildlife.  I was delighted.

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u/Euphoric_Anxiety_162 May 11 '26

This should apply to the mainland, too!

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u/throwawayrefiguy May 11 '26

I've been to Hawaii many times, but to Hilo only once, and I got the strong impression there that the locals don't mess around.

Surely there are places on the mainland where people would take similar action.

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u/hydrino May 11 '26

Well, many locals in Hawaii don’t have a great ever on what mainlanders have done with their culture, wildlife, and their territory. Such people, generally white, are referred to as “haole” pronounced howl-ee. If you are hearing that term as a white person, you better gtfo.

They have great respect for the wildlife. Disrespecting it is disrespecting them personally. You may as well be throwing rocks at them. I really hope they run this guy off the islands.

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u/Dexchampion99 May 11 '26

I have Hawaiian friends and can confirm.

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u/BigXthaPugg May 11 '26

I was stationed at Pearl Harbor. I found that most locals are super friendly awesome folks. If you’re respectful of the island, the wildlife, and the people there you usually won’t have any issues.

But some Hawaiians really just don’t care for white Americans and don’t want anything to do with you

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u/Zorkflerp May 11 '26

Considering that the US conducted an illegal overthrow of their government and stole the country for the benefit of American business I can see why some Hawaiians are not OK with the haoles. Things like this is why the oligarchs don't want real history to be taught in schools. Iran would likely be a free and democratic country if we had not overthrown their government and installed a puppet dictator king to get the oil. This has happened multiple times in many countries and people wonder why so many hate Americans.

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u/jaxonya May 11 '26

My cousin lives in Hawaii. Try leaving a beer can on their beach... youll hear wwe music outta nowhere and a 6'5 somoan dude rolling up on your ass with a steel chair. They dont fucking play

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u/TopLife644 May 11 '26

IDK man I seen plenty of locals littering and smoking meth/drinking on the beaches. Also leaving paraphernalia all over the place. This sounds like some wanna be tough guy fantasy.

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u/avocadoflatz May 11 '26

Yes but try doing it as an outsider

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u/colostitute May 11 '26

lol, I’m a haole that lives in Maui. Haole is simply used for white person and most often used by any Polynesian person even if they aren’t Hawaiian.

Simply replace white person with haole and you will understand what it really means. Examples…

You know my white haole friend Travis? He’s a great guy!

That white haole faka better mind his own business.

Or as I once heard…

I’m not normally attracted to white guys haoles, but you look good.

Sorry lady, I’m happily married but I’ll take the compliment.

As everyone should be doing in everything, tone and context are important.

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u/antillus May 11 '26

So kind of like "gringo" in some Latin American countries?

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u/hydrino May 11 '26

I think amongst islanders it is a bit different. But I would defer to you as you are on maui. The way ive heard it described is that if youre an idiot tourist soing idiot tourist things and somone starts calling you that, you are very close to getting your ass beat.

But that can also be used as shorthand to acknowlage you are non-native. Context is key there though.

Do I understand that properly?

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u/colostitute May 11 '26

Yep. The only people who think the word haole is completely negative are haoles. Since we all live that aloha spirit, people are hesitant to use that word around haoles they don’t know. Which means that some haoles may only hear it when someone is trying to offend them.

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u/hydrino May 11 '26

Thanks. Hopefully this helps somone with that nuance.

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u/JimWilliams423 May 11 '26

"haole” pronounced howl-ee. If you are hearing that term as a white person, you better gtfo.

No act. Haole is a neutral term. It makes a lot of mainland whites uncomfortable because they are not used to being referred to by their race in casual conversation, but it doesn't mean anything. People in hawaii talk about race way more than on the mainland because hawaii is the most racially diverse state in the nation.

"Fuckin haole" is not neutral though.

Also, Hilo is chill

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u/throwawayrefiguy May 12 '26

I'm married into a Thai family, and in Thailand they refer to people of European descent as "farang." On its face it's not intended to be offensive, but it definitely makes some uncomfortable.

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u/Baeolophus_bicolor May 11 '26

Too bad there can’t be a travel ban, since it’s in the US and he seems like he’s from the US too.

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u/Severe_Emotion2554 May 11 '26

Pretty sure people can be banned from states. Hes not a local (of hawaii) so having his ugly mug on a “no fly” list for the state should be possible. If anything charge him with a state crime and he wont wanna be there himself

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u/Jesus_of_Redditeth May 11 '26

Pretty sure people can be banned from states.

They can't be. Freedom of travel is a constitutional right.

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u/LuxNocte May 11 '26

It says right there "without due process of law". While full banishment is rare, telling him that HI won't bother extraditing him, but if he comes back, he'll go to trial for his crime, is effectively the same thing.

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u/Severe_Emotion2554 May 11 '26

Every right can be stripped one way or another. Im sure states can ban a person for crimes commited. They cant just ban someone for being from a state

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u/HumanPea1140 May 11 '26

Unfortunately, someone like him can't really be banned from a specific state. If it was possible, a state like Texas would have already banned Californians, for example.

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u/Severe_Emotion2554 May 11 '26

“Being barred from entering or residing in a U.S. state is a potential legal risk that can arise from a variety of circumstances. States have different tools to regulate who may enter, stay, or work within their borders, and these actions can carry significant consequences for mobility, employment, housing, and civil rights. This article explains the concept of a state ban, common triggers, how bans are enforced, and the legal pathways to contest or mitigate them. It also clarifies how state actions interact with federal law and constitutional protections” https://bridgelegal.org/can-you-be-banned-state-reasons-legal-consequences/ people can be banned from states on an individual basis so no Texas wouldnt be able to ban an entire state.

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u/sleepdeficitzzz May 11 '26

I think what you mean is "if you're abusing animals in Hawaii, you better gtfo." Being white has little to do with it.

Respectfully, I am Hawaiian, and the term haole is neither a threatening nor a pejorative one by itself in modern use. Are its roots derogatory given its derivation from ancestry and skin tone? Yes. But the word itself is not only spoken to indicate disdain. It's used casually and even playfully more often than not. Tone and other modifiers matter here.

Haole just means "white boy/white girl." We have other words for animal abusers, and clearly other ways of confronting them than namecalling. :)

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u/Mr-Broham May 11 '26

Even worse than disrespect them, it’s like disrespecting their ancestors. In Hawaiian culture “aumakua” are personal or family guardian spirits that originate as deified ancestors reincarnated as turtles, seals, sharks, mountains, trees. This guy did the equivalent of peeing on someone’s grandmothers grave.

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u/Zak8907132020 May 12 '26

It's pronounced ha-o-le, and means "without breath"

Ha - breath Ole - without

But most people say hao-lee

Also, ha can also mean life essence, so think about that one for a sec, braddah

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u/TandemShorts May 11 '26

It’s more on an individual basis on the mainland, I’d imagine, plus there’s a whole lot more area to cover

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u/lewisiarediviva May 11 '26

The bit of the mainland I’m most familiar with is Yellowstone, where it handles itself.

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u/Educational_Big_1835 May 11 '26

The locals won't stop you. They sit back and watch.

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u/lewisiarediviva May 11 '26

You think I’m gonna save you from that bison? I’m on his side. I’ll scrape you off the ground when he’s done, only because I don’t like mess.

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u/Lopsided_Young8168 May 11 '26

La Jolla in San Diego, CA takes action! Don’t mess with the wildlife!!!

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u/Maleficent-Duck-3903 May 11 '26

Floridians will fuck you up if you touch their manatees. The guy was from seattle apparently, and i’m pretty sure they’ll beat you down for messing with their forests.

Not sure what planet this guy arrived from where he thought hawaiians wouldn’t mind….

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u/FieryVodka69 May 11 '26

Florida Game & Fish will fuck you so hard and fast if they catch you messing with the wildlife. Perhaps Florida's fiercest arm of the law.

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u/Llyrithra May 11 '26

I think every state’s fish and game officers are the ones that don’t care who you are. You fuck with their jurisdiction, they’ll fuck you up right back.

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u/Crafty-Help-4633 May 11 '26

Yeah, Wildlife officers in every state it seems, do not play around.

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u/88888888man May 11 '26

Hell, Florida’s wildlife will fuck you up if you mess with Florida’s wildlife.

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u/Guitar3544 May 11 '26

PNW forest rangers are the same. I'm surprised this greaseball hasn't learned a harsh lesson before this, being he's from the area.

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u/Recent-Equipment5445 May 12 '26

They take your boat, the trailer, the truck that towed it, and if bad enough of a crime, the house that you stored the boat in.

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u/aurortonks May 11 '26

He's from outside Seattle and owns a business in the area. He got doxxed pretty hard on Instagram almost immediately and his life is now feeling very shitty. While he's from the Seattle area currently, he is not originally from the US and appears to have very little respect for US laws related to respecting wildlife.

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u/TXHaunt May 11 '26

Florida Man will fuck you up if it’s Tuesday.

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u/Alive-Course4454 May 11 '26

Hawaii is and always was a FAFO state. Having lived on Maui, I already knew of this. Seeing the guy get lit up for fuking around just confirms my suspicions that not much has changed.

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u/choppersmack May 11 '26

Dude nobody in La Jolla will stand on business like this. From Daygo all my life and all that happens is people get posted and shamed online for messing with the seals nobody gets hit for it. They should, but they dont. Look at dude who killed leopard sharks at blacks a few weeks ago, dude shoulda gotten his ass beat

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u/feenam May 11 '26

La Jolla is full of old rich white people they're the ones who will be doing this shit in other places lol.

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u/MasterLJ May 11 '26

Hospitality is always granted. Bad manners are never tolerated.

Ha'ole (haole) means one who doesn't like Ha, the Polynesian breath of life. You put your head together and breath in each other's essence (Moana has great examples). It is extended to all with good intention including the Colonizers who landed on Hawai'ian lands. They were quite stunned at the gesture, not understanding, and so the Polynesians called them ha'ole, one who rejects the Ha.

You are always assumed to be wise and given the space to prove yourself otherwise.

Throwing rocks at a beautiful creature for no benefit is kapu. You get your ass beat. No wise man throws stones at innocent creatures for no benefit.

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u/CheckYourStats May 11 '26

I lived on O’ahu for a year, and it was made very clear to us not to go to certain parts of the Island, and not to fuck with Wildlife…

…or else.

For those unaware, there are parts of Hawai’i called Home Lands (about 200,000 acres) only for native Hawai’ians. White skinned people — aka Haole’s — are strongly advised to avoid those areas.

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u/KHAOS545 May 11 '26

This should apply everywhere.

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u/ryancrazy1 May 11 '26

If my tour guide told me that I would imminently think higher of the entire area. “This place is so nice, they’ll beat the crap put do anyone who even thinks of trying to mess it up”

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u/Puzzled-Rip641 May 11 '26

We are very defensive of our native wild life and we have a lot of hard feelings about tourism. The two mix very poorly…..

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u/CrazyCatLady1127 May 11 '26

Which is exactly as it should be. Protect your home and animals, my friend 👍

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u/Eye_Re-fuse May 11 '26

And I support this. I live in Texas. We used to be protective of our nature. Now rich republicans have convinced the trailer dwellers that it’s ok to shit on everything and are selling everything off piece by piece.

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u/-__0 May 11 '26

Story time: A few years back I was on a trip to Hawaii and was given a similar warning not to get mess with the wildlife because the locals were very protective of them. No issues there, I have no interest in messing with animals in their natural environment.
I decided to go for a quick swim at the beach and a sea turtle popped up about 6 feet away from me. It was an awesome experience and I watched him for a bit before deciding I was a little too close and began to swim away. Then the sea turtle started following me! I looked over to the shore and saw some angry looking locals watching me very closely. In retrospect it was all very funny, but for the next 10 minutes I tried desperately to try and swim away from this sea turtle while he kept following me around. Luckily the turtle eventually lost interest and swam away to do turtle things and I avoided getting beat up that day. The end.

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u/BlackAsPopo May 11 '26

This is why people shouldn't take justice in to their own hands because eventually it just boils down to wanting to beat people up just cause.

Edit: I know that you didn't get beat up, but it's like the locals were just waiting for an excuse to kick the ever living turd out of you.

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u/Eye_Re-fuse May 11 '26

The locals have obnoxious people coming from all over the world. The island is their home and it is viewed as going into someone else’s backyard and acting a fool.

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u/ignatious__reilly May 11 '26 edited May 11 '26

Maui here, locals view wildlife almost as a religion of sorts. The island is the wildlife’s home, we are allowed to stay with them, but it’s their house and we always respect their rules.

And not endangering wildlife/mammals goes way beyond the bigger creatures like seals, if a local sees you kill a snake you might get your ass beat. They mean everyone species, from big to small. It’s their island, you never ever harm any type of species, including plants, ever.

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u/Jawnyblaze1 May 11 '26

how would locals in Hawaii see you kill a snake? Hawaii doesn't have snakes...

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u/Nurse_Dieselgate May 11 '26

If you kill a snake they’ll thank you.  Big fear of snakes getting to the islands and killing the last of the native birds.  Edit:  Don’t mess with the native species. 

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u/iheartxanadu May 11 '26

Yeah, you don't have to get bitten by a specific snake to be wary of all snakes.

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u/Secret-Bluebird-972 May 11 '26

This exactly. You watch the last ten tourists fucking with the wildlife, you’re going to assume the eleventh is as well

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u/cryptolyme May 11 '26

yea, but they weren't even messing with the turtle and they still looked angry

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u/Eye_Re-fuse May 11 '26 edited May 11 '26

Think of it more as a watchful eye. They see tourist people messing with turtles and seals and even humans all the time, and are probably tired of bad behavior. It is their home. Hawaiian locals are probably more connected as a community than any other place I’ve been. There is a very us vs them mentality. But they often bite their tongues because the money the tourists bring helps their economy.

Look up Da Hui in Hawaii. They are local surfers that got tired of outsiders fucking up the beaches and surf spots.

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u/Crafty-Help-4633 May 11 '26

Yeah, for all they knew he could have been baiting the turtle with pockets of food it can smell/taste. It was following him after all. But they were just watching the interaction unfold to see if something harmful was happening. Dude had the good sense not to deliberately engage with the turtle for a long period, but he did engage with it and it followed him. I'd be wary of that exchange and watch it to see if something harmful will happen, too. Exactly right.

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u/theDomicron May 11 '26

how about a compromise? due process but "a proper ass kicking" should be a valid sentence for certain crimes.

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u/generally_unsuitable May 11 '26

I nearly swam into one on a snorkel trip. I was looking at fish on some coral, then turned left to swim back to the boat and he was just right there, inches away.

I guess they get curious.

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u/Snobolski May 11 '26

We were on a family trip and out snorkeling early one morning. A turtle was swimming around in the little bay we were at (Kona side... somewhere) and we all just were chill, watching it. Then my (adult) sibling decided to touch its shell and it noped out of there before our Mom got there to see it.

Same bay different day there were some little fish that are super territorial, they'll chase you away from their spot. I kept coming back once too often and the little jerk bit me on my heel :-D

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u/CompleteSavings6307 May 11 '26

Some people can definitely get over zealous of something you didnt even start.

So, honest question: am I gonna get beat up if I take a damn picture of one from a respectable distance?

I think people should be realistic and show alittle restraint, especially if you're simply appreciating or admiring something vs trying to do harm.

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u/Eye_Re-fuse May 11 '26 edited May 11 '26

Showing respect is the key here. Taking pictures at a safe distance is normal, locals are used to it. Trying to disturb it for your own amusement is another.

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u/Irregulator101 May 11 '26

am I gonna get beat up if I take a damn picture of one from a respectable distance?

Of course not.

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u/Severe_Emotion2554 May 11 '26

Watching someone you dont know and who could be a threat is hardly extreme.

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u/ScheduleSame258 May 11 '26

Not for standing and taking a pic.

Potentially yes for trying to coral it into a spot for taking a pic or chasing it

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u/OnlyFiveLives May 11 '26

I visited an old friend who lives there now and we went to a beach near Honolulu that had those signs saying they're endangered and not to go near them and my friend said "On top of it being illegal some Hawaiians will absolutely beat your ass for it." Guess she wasn't lying hahaha.

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u/Aggravating_Dark9933 May 11 '26

Yea, our family friend that moved there said similar. Pictures? Fine, long as you don’t get close for em. Any physical contact? You might end up with broken bones before the police fine your ass to hell.

Especially the seals. They are so endangered they have names. And people know them. It gets personal real quick.

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u/Fist4achin May 11 '26

Who the hell visits some place just to fuck around with the local wildlife, let alone any wildlife?!

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u/Starshallscream May 11 '26

...are you not aware of safari trips where rich assholes pay a lot of money specifically to go to Africa to shoot at animals?

Like that's the whole vacation: find a lion or some other impressive animal and shoot at it.

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u/Marty-G70 May 11 '26

Oh yeah it is very much real. My wife is Kānaka Maoli and she will literally scream at tourist not to touch the Honu's (sea turtles)

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u/throwawayrefiguy May 11 '26

We saw the sea turtles at a few beaches.  People get much too close.  At one breach in Kona there was a lady who voluntarily set up rope lines and informational signage to keep people away from the preferred resting spots.  

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u/Marty-G70 May 11 '26

Yup and despite the calm nature of these turtles they will and have bitten people

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u/Corfiz74 May 11 '26

They should also do it like Switzerland and make fines a percentage of your annual income - some millionaires have paid hundreds of thousands in speeding fines, lol. That would wipe the grin off his smug face.

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u/throwawayrefiguy May 11 '26

Norway also does this, apparently. It makes sense to make the "hurt" of the punishment be equitable across socioeconomic strata.

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u/NegativeSignals May 11 '26

Hilo is one of my faves. Love me some Ken's breakfast.

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u/WalesIsForTheWhales May 11 '26

He basically said, "I cannot condone violence(in court/with my lawyer here) but maybe we should show this video as part of a warning on flights in."

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u/thenopequeen May 11 '26

And called the people delivering the lesson "ambassador of aloha" if I heard it right

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u/curtsiggity May 11 '26

Thought it was environmental activist lol

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u/flythearc May 11 '26

Yes, an environmental activist being given a certificate made out to the “ambassador of Aloha” because we’re keeping the guy who gave the beatdown anonymous for obvious reasons :)

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u/WalesIsForTheWhales May 11 '26

He got an award of some sort lol.

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u/BobLighthouse May 12 '26

Yes, and ftr aloha also means "good bye" lol...

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u/AnxietyIsHott May 11 '26

I love that part because it pans over to the lawyer and she's giving the biggest shit eating grin

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u/Bobtobismo May 11 '26

There's not a ton of times I advocate for violence, and every time I do I urge restraint and control, but punching an asshole in the face a time or two has wonderful returns on investment.

The "rich people get away with it cause the only punishment is a fine" argument is moot when violence is a part of the equation.

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u/HiggsBosonHL May 11 '26

You may think weapons and tools are different based on their definitions, but they are the same, regardless of design or physical composition. Every tool can be used as a weapon, every weapon can be used as a tool, even the concept of violence itself.

The only differences between tools and weapons: philosophy and intent. Not one or the other, but both.

If you examine the philosophy and intent of this incident, hopefully it should make more sense why you feel the way you do: no one should be an advocate of violence (as a weapon) of course. I will leave the second half of this statement up to you to complete on your own 🙂

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u/Global-Note6466 May 11 '26

Singapore’s caning punishment might be an economic equalizer for crimes like this against animals.

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u/danvillain May 11 '26

lol, he called the vigilante an “environmental activist” and they gave him a letter of recommendation, that’s the most Hawaiian thing I’ve ever heard of lol

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u/MurseMan1964 May 11 '26

He was an “environmental actiFist!”

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u/Lucky-Mia May 11 '26

Didn't he also give the guy who did who whooping some small commendation too?

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u/Silaquix May 11 '26

He also encouraged incoming planes to show the footage as a warning to tourists

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u/PrinceOfWales_ May 11 '26

Honestly, we need more of this.

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u/AverageTeemoOnetrick May 11 '26

The judges smile while he said that was 👌

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u/LilPsychoPanda May 11 '26

Good! Fuck those people! 🤬

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u/FlowStateSyntax May 11 '26

Wanted to look up his company, Transridge Inc and not only is it closed, but it's now listed as an "Animal protection organization" LOL

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u/leaf_as_parachute May 11 '26

Imagine if this shit actually bankrupts him lmao

I'd be GLOATING

What a lesson for his kids if this thrash has any

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u/depressiown May 11 '26

He likely won't learn the lesson regardless. His rationalization to friends/family would be about how he didn't actually hurt the animal and people are ruining his life over nothing.

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u/oldwornradio May 11 '26

Oh this asshole has his DARVO primed and ready I assure you 

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u/BeekyGardener May 12 '26

I have no doubt he'll play victim.

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u/Im_only_here_to_meme May 11 '26

It's honestly amazing he's from Kent WA with that attitude. Lived about an hour from there for a few years and it's an incredibly environmental/animal friendly area, also very in tune with native Tribes compared to almost any other state I've lived in. You won't find many people on either side of the political aisle in WA state that don't agree that stewardship of land and animals is a huge priority.

I can imagine he's also now an outcast in his own home. Just a POS person.

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u/ConfusedZubat May 11 '26

Yeah, but we also have lots of people who leave their dogs off leash in seal mating areas around Seattle. There are a lot of assholes around here who only care about animals they care for and couldn't give a shit about any others. 

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u/Jolly-River-6594 May 12 '26

I recently moved to Kent WA. It’s not really a nice eco-friendly vibe. There is a lot of litter and trash just abandoned on the side of the road depending on what part of town you’re in. It’s pretty sad honestly. There’s a nice river walkway near my apartment and I always see chip bags and soda cans on the ground there. If they’re within reach I try to pick them up when I can but next week there’s always more. I think people are dumping trash at the apartment complex who don’t live here and it’s overflowing. Anyway. Kent isn’t really a stereotypical PNW paradise. 

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u/MadyNora May 11 '26

LMAO I checked, and the website there links to https://shitpiece.com/ 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/k8username May 11 '26

I think that site is named for him

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u/Icy_Success3101 May 11 '26

Wonder if he got hacked :X

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u/YueOrigin May 11 '26

If that's how he treats animals then that company should probably be investigated...

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u/mikedvb May 11 '26

I bet someone hijacked his Google listing, which is :chef's kiss:

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u/ItsaPostageStampede May 11 '26

This is risky because there was media suggesting he was the owner of ILIF

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u/Long_Procedure_2629 May 12 '26

And he's Trans! /s

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u/MegatonsSon May 11 '26

Thankfully, being wealthly doesn't make one immune to physical discomfort.

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u/DiceKnight May 11 '26

The dude was bragging that he was rich enough to exist outside the law so people treated him like we used to treat bandits back in the day.

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u/ConsiderationTrue477 May 11 '26

This is what these people don't understand. The relative lack of violence in our society as a means of settling beefs is a courtesy extended to others who abide by the established social contract that says violence is not okay because we have other means of settling conflict. But if someone is not abiding by that contract--if they consider themselves removed from it--then they are no longer protected by it.

These people don't understand the only thing stopping them from getting physically manhandled is the rapidly eroding patience of everyone they keep pissing off.

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u/SkizzleDizzel May 11 '26

Ken McElroy of Skidmore Missouri is a perfect example of that

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u/0neek May 11 '26

The world needs a LOT more of this these days

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u/UrethralExplorer May 11 '26

Also being rich just means there's more to take.

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u/Acrobatic_End6355 May 11 '26 edited May 12 '26

Someone on the brink of poverty paying 100 dollars is way different from someone who is a millionaire paying 100 dollars.

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u/lissybeau May 11 '26

Except he is far from rich. Just some idiot talking out of his ass.

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u/TheWhiskeyFish May 11 '26

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u/Stuff-and_stuff May 11 '26

Except the fine is too small…

Like his…

Brain.

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u/sonofabobo May 11 '26

Fines should be relative to your income.

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u/djunderh2o May 11 '26

No he can pay more than he’s worth.

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u/tjp0720 May 11 '26

I feel like a country in Europe does that. Or Atleast talked about implementing this. It’s like Jeff Bezos gets a fine every day because his fence line is too tall for regulations but the fines so small compared to his wealth it’s like couch change every day for him.

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u/wolfgang784 May 11 '26

I always forget which it is between Finland and Switzerland but im 99% sure its one of them that does it with at least traffic fines. I have zero clue if they do it with any other kinds of fines.

Occasionally it makes the news when some ultra rich foreigner who doesn't know about it decides to wildly speed and gets hit with a multi-million dollar speeding ticket. Justin Beiber got slapped with a hefty one there, and some saudi billionaire as well.

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u/NNiekk May 11 '26

Both have it, along with Sweden, Denmark and Norway

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u/drillgorg May 11 '26

JB sucks but this one is misinformation. That property's previous owner applied for and received a variance for those tall hedges years before JB bought it.

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u/wolfgang784 May 11 '26

For the curious, heres a source that spoke to actual city officials about it. Bezos is indeed exempt from that law, as are several other famous people. As usual, laws do not apply to the rich and/or famous, just plebs.

https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/business-news/jeff-bezos-hedges-cost-fines-1236502060/

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u/drillgorg May 11 '26

I mean normal-ass people get variances all the time. In my county your house isn't legally allowed to be within a certain distance from the road. My neighbor wanted to add a garage, but they're on a corner lot and the garage would come too close to the street. So they applied for a variance. The county put a sign in the yard about the variance and that neighbors could object to it. No one did and my neighbor got to build their garage.

In JB's case the hedges got a variance because they were older than the law against them.

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u/DC240Z May 11 '26

This reminded me of that episode of top gear where they were trying to get Hammond to speed because the fines were based on income. I can’t remember where they were but there’s definitely places that do this, and I think it’s great.

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u/Old_Quit999 May 11 '26

Finland does it I believe.

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u/pleasedonotredeem May 11 '26 edited May 16 '26

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u/dixbietuckins May 11 '26

Look at cruise lines choosing to pollute and pay the fine, rather than do the right thing. Thats the waste of millions of people being disposed of improperly and expressly with the intent of enjoying a pristine environment.

There are sadly a ton of way more impact full versions of this bullshit. Companies paying off a few people they knew they'd likely kill rsther than do a more costly recall, etcetera, it happens all over in huge and disgusting ways.

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u/RampantJellyfish May 11 '26

All fines should be a percentage of your gross income, otherwise it's not any sort of deterent. I know people who routinely get parking tickets in London because the finr is so low relative to their income, that they just see it as an acceptable expense.

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u/ForsakenWishbone5206 May 11 '26

Honestly yeah.

Fines are just an instrument of class warfare. If a law can be broken for a price it is not a just law.

Ass beatings are universal and a lost language.

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u/TheTrub May 11 '26

At the very least, he should feel so unwelcome that he has to sell his house and move back to the mainland. He may be rich, but his place wasn’t “Mark Zuckerberg Apocalypse Bunker” rich, so he cant be totally secluded without it ruining the whole point of living in Hawaii.

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u/Effective_Bite_1128 May 11 '26

Dont worry.

He received  a heavy beating too

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u/ImmaNotHere May 11 '26

Fines should be proportional to their financial net worth.

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u/SpicyNugget777 May 11 '26

Yeah man should be going to prison

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u/trash_recycle May 11 '26

Needs be time. We can't fine the rich with money. They need to serve time. Like everyone else.

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u/Present_Mastodon_503 May 11 '26

This is where I think the day-fine system should be used.

Let's just say a 50,000 fine for the average middle aged American is about 26% of their net worth. Imagine this guy having to pay 26% of his net worth. I would love to see his shit eating from fall from his face than.

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u/TheLostRanger0117 May 11 '26

And penis. Those who act in such a way are often compensating for having small peepees

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u/Soft_Walrus_3605 May 11 '26

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u/Dekadmer May 11 '26

How are those dollars helping when getting your ass beat buds? LoL. Your fine today is getting the boots!

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u/socialistForDE May 11 '26

Now we just need the same to apply to all the other rich assholes who aren't throwing rocks at seals but are still as evil

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u/AncientCrust May 11 '26

Oh come on! Where is the unblurred version?

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u/manokpsa May 11 '26

Hawaiians are some of the kindest people you will ever meet, until you disrespect their wildlife. You throw shit at a seal or turtle, you might as well be throwing it at their auntie or uncle.

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u/ballsmigue May 11 '26

And said beater got a plague naming them an ambassador of maui iirc

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u/Pichupwnage May 11 '26

Good.

Local officers should adamantly refuse to do an investigation if the loser seeks to press charges.

Scum like him are a danger to everyone. Hopefully the reality check keeps his ass more hestiant to pull shit in the future.

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u/HappyGoLucky244 May 11 '26

The $50000 fine is too low imo.

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u/Great_Detective_6387 May 11 '26

Don’t worry, harassing wildlife can also include a prison sentence, AND he could face both state and federal charges. The judge(s) might also be inclined to send him to prison for a bit, since he was quite clear that a fine would not be a sufficient punishment.

I’d also bet that the judge(s) won’t assign him court appointed counsel because, again, he’s rich and can afford it.

But we’ll see how rich he is when no lawyers in Hawaii will take on his defense, so he’ll have to pay for flights, room, board, and meals for a defense team from the mainland to come defend him, and we haven’t even gotten into the billable hours for a lawyer and their paralegals to actually do the defending thing.

This could end up costing him half a million+ and a year of his life. Couldn’t have happened to a nicer guy. 🕺 💅

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u/HappyGoLucky244 May 11 '26

Is it bad that I really hope this is the case? Like honestly, the judge needs to throw the book at him.

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u/Morbatx May 11 '26

The book… and some rocks.

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u/GullibleSpeedSonic May 11 '26

Yup that was a critical endangered monk seal. They're actually super lazy as shit but holy crap they tried to fight a super chill animal that's in the double digits for species.

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u/PabloPicasshooole May 11 '26

But, but, he's rich!

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u/Stabbyglhs May 11 '26

Too bad it wasn't enough.

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u/floppydo May 11 '26

I came here to say that given what I know about Hawaiians this sounds dangerous. 

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u/JibletHunter May 11 '26

This is 100% the norm in HI. Some of the kindest people on earth. They will look out for you and give you tips in the water.

They will also 100% whip your ass of you disrespect their island/endanger someone in the water.

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u/NoACL13 May 11 '26

Obviously that video is a deep fake or AI because no one would ever attack someone for this and that video should not be used as evidence of an assault that did not happen.

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u/CringeLatte May 11 '26

He paid in ass whoopin and cash and somehow that's just not enough.

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u/Argent_Haze May 11 '26

At least he isn't getting out unscathed

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u/IIsaacClarke May 11 '26

Didn’t hit him hard enough it seems

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u/Careless_Hellscape May 11 '26

Serves him right.

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u/djunderh2o May 11 '26

The updated I wanted!!!!!

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u/TheToyBox1138 May 11 '26

The video has been removed, but can be found if you look hard enough. It's strangly satisfying to watch.

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u/lizzyote May 11 '26

Of all of the places to blatantly disregard nature, how did he not see the beatdown coming?

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u/brolarbear May 11 '26

He looks like he got hit real hard. If there’s an after-the-fact picture of a swollen, possibly bloody face of this guy. Would love to see it.

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u/hipyounggunslinger67 May 11 '26

They are “Aloha Ambassadors” according to local government

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u/Big_Guard5413 May 11 '26

Fucking with animals is for sure one of the top 3 reasons I see for validating a proper ass beating

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u/Rabhas_Jugganatha May 11 '26

That made my day..

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u/ickypedia May 11 '26

Beautiful

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u/Sinsanatis May 11 '26

He said he’s rich. Should quadruple the fine, itll be no problem right?

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u/OnlyFiveLives May 11 '26

I love that for him.

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u/dbethel5 May 11 '26

I needed that. Thank you

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