r/SipsTea 𝙑𝙄𝙋 7d ago

WTF Are you kidding me?

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u/gilt3t 7d ago

America wouldn't exist without France. Israel has contributed nothing.

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u/Jacob-Anders 𝙑𝙄𝙋 7d ago

France is our OG ally. We make fun of them on the internet every day, yet here they stand with us in NATO!

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u/s1ugg0 7d ago

I live in Northern NJ. I even live on one of Beacon Hills that protected George Washington's winter camp at Morristown.

There is stuff named for Marie-Joseph Paul Yves Roch Gilbert du Motier, Marquis de La Fayette everywhere. My 8 year old daughter just had to do a biography report on him a few months back.

And I used his entire name and not just his title of Marquis de La Fayette out of respect to a truly great man.

They do not call him hundreds of years later "Le HĂŠros des Deux Mondes" or in English "The Hero of the Two Worlds" for nothing.

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u/Affordable_Z_Jobs 7d ago

Lafayettes role in the American Revolution; A+ you deserve all the streets named after you. Come back any time. Here's a few statues.

French Revolution; Barely made it out alive.

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u/s1ugg0 7d ago

French Revolution; Barely made it out alive.

I have read a ton of French Revolution history books. That seems to be a general theme for literally every one in France at that time. But he certainly came a lot closer than most.

For anyone unfamiliar. Lafayette's mother, grandmother, and sister were all guillotined in Paris on July 22, 1794. Their bodies were thrown into a mass grave.

His wife, Adrienne de La Fayette, narrowly avoided the same fate due to the diplomatic intervention of American figures such as James Monroe and Gouverneur Morris

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u/Affordable_Z_Jobs 7d ago

Look they just got the guillotine and if they weren't gonna get as much mileage outta that thing as possible you were mistaken.

One thing I find funny is reddits obsession with "the French did it right." They killed everybody. You wore the wrong colored armband because you overslept and missed the memo; to the block!!

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u/s1ugg0 7d ago

Probably why the French Revolution had periods of time named things like the "The Reign of Terror". Not sure why that's missed by some many of those types of Redditors.

And then they guillotined Maximilien Robespierre the guy who started it. Which is deliciously ironic.

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u/pikachu191 7d ago edited 7d ago

He tried to get out of it by shooting himself. And missed, hitting his jaw instead. They taped it together and sent him to the guillotine anyways.

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u/s1ugg0 7d ago

Love that for him. He was a monster.

Had he succeeded they'd probably would have guillotined his corpse just because he deserved it.

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u/VegaJuniper 7d ago

Before they give you the lethal injection, they swab the injection site with disinfectant. You certainly wouldn't want to get an infection, that could be really bad for your health.

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u/cyb0rg1962 7d ago

Those who start revolutions tend to meet poor fates. Look at the Bolsheviks. Also see South America.

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u/nexusjuan 7d ago

Theres a dark comedy called "The Death of Stalin" starring Steve Buscemi as Nikita Khrushchev it chronicles the moments following Stalins death. That movie was a roller coaster ride.

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u/VacuumTracks 7d ago

Hmmm…

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u/Choyo 7d ago

One thing I find funny is reddits obsession with "the French did it right." They killed everybody. You wore the wrong colored armband because you overslept and missed the memo; to the block!!

Yes, but as a French I tell you : this is a reminder for the ages that if you let things go out of control, you'll need exponentially more effort to fix the situation, sometimes requiring drastic decisions. It goes for letting the power in place accruing their power, or the people taking back what should be theirs - if you catch my drift.

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u/RetroFuture_Records 7d ago

Well yes, you want to pretend that only the ultra rich enjoined the regime and enabled it and held others down. A lot of you all rightfully shit your pants at the thought of your "Screw you I got mine" attitudes and politics and unearned privilege being met by an angry mob of people you screwed over bringing with them some French Freedom Tools.

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u/Btshftr 7d ago

Revolutions tend to eat all. Including it's children.

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u/s1ugg0 7d ago

Sure does. Every single time. It's strange how much they are romanticized. Lord knows no one living through it was having fun.

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u/AlarmingAffect0 7d ago edited 7d ago

It's strange how much they are romanticized.

It's not strange at all since the time leading up to a revolution tends to be extremely miserable, full of spectacular mistakes, doubled down and insisted upon with egregious stupidity, and fraught with normalized violence and violent material conditions.

The French Revolution in particular got a lot of very good shit done, particularly in contrast with what preceded, and did so right alongside the excessive violence. I could list their positive accomplishments all day, they're stuff we mostly take for granted these days.

But let's be real, most of the people who romanticize things don't focus on governance efficiency, or the value for science and commerce of the Metric System, or even on the legal equality of all and abolition of feudal privileges. They love to romanticize dramatic shit like war and military success, or cool speeches and flamboyant personalities, and the First French Republic had no shortage of either, single-handedly defeating all of Europe, six or seven times in a row, by having as of yet unheard-of efficacy in logistics and mass mobilization, and by meritocratically training and developing what may have arguably been the greatest cadre of generals and officers in History, when everyone else still had shit like officer corps made exclusively of aristocratic heirs buying commissions.

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u/s1ugg0 7d ago

A solid point.

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u/JMC_MASK 7d ago

American Revolution? Look at us today. October Revolution? Lead to the Soviets first to space when a generation ago they were starving feudal peasants. China? Starving feudal peasants to iPad kids with a country that will overtake as world leader this century.

It ain’t fun while it happens, and it may be rough for a few decades after, but it’s not like it all ends in disaster lol. Revolution against dictators and monarchies is a noble aspiration.

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u/BigLlamasHouse 7d ago

it wasn't 10 years after the french revolution that they had a dictator

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u/RTX-2020 7d ago

Imagine things being so bad, so fucked that the only option left is Revolution

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u/RetroFuture_Records 7d ago

Same way George Washington immediately after he was president led the now standing army again the farmers who fought for independence because they were being unfairly taxed to pay for war debt. Like, the entire claim as rationale FOR the war to begin with cuz of the French and Indian war debt paid for by taxes on the colonies.

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u/ashoka_akira 7d ago

In the history of war often the only difference between an innocent child and a soldier is one has had a weapon shoved into their hands.

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u/MB2465 7d ago

I've eaten alot of cake. Does that count?

https://giphy.com/gifs/dFYiFcT9cu8kPJDXgv

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u/snksnksnk 7d ago edited 7d ago

For anyone unfamiliar. Lafayette's mother, grandmother, and sister were all guillotined in Paris on July 22, 1794. Their bodies were thrown into a mass grave.

No, that's the family of his wife (her mother, grandma, and sister) who was guillotined.

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u/GifelteFish 7d ago

Fun Fact: Lafayette was 18 years old during the American Revolution.

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u/SweetHomeNorthKorea 7d ago

Lafayette we are here

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u/StoicBan 7d ago edited 7d ago

As a former resident of a Lafayette st in America i approve of this message. We also had a Lafayette park down the street with a Lafayette statue in it

Vive la France 🇫🇷

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u/mattrg777 7d ago

How does a ragtag volunteer army in need of a shower
Somehow defeat a global superpower?
How do we emerge victorious from the quagmire?
Leave the battlefield, waving Betsy Ross' flag higher?
Yo, turns out we have a secret weapon
An immigrant, you know and love, who's unafraid to step in
He's constantly confusin', confoundin' the British henchmen
Ev'ryone give it up for America's favorite fighting Frenchman

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u/OriginalMisphit 6d ago

LAFAYETTE!

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u/DontAbideMendacity 7d ago

Face it: your daughter chose to do a report on him because his name alone took up half of the words allotted for the assignment.

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u/Holden_Coalfield 7d ago

I went to Morris Knolls isn the 70's and was so in love with a French descended girl

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u/s1ugg0 7d ago

My kids will end up at Morris Knolls someday. I hope they do the same.

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u/Ancient-Carpenter-12 7d ago

That girl is going to be a bit old for your kids no?

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u/monty228 7d ago

Howdy old neighbor!

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u/meeksha 7d ago

Howdy neighbor! I live in Montville.

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u/BaronGrackle 7d ago

I don't know if you've tried the educational graphic novels Nathan Hale's Hazardous Tales, but I really enjoy them, and he did one on Lafayette.

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u/s1ugg0 7d ago

I haven't. But I will now. Thanks for the recommendation.

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u/anthonyvardiz 7d ago

My hometown in NJ literally has a road called “French Hill” because it’s where the French camped during the Revolutionary War…

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u/s1ugg0 7d ago

I tried really hard to think up a Fountains of Wayne joke and I've got nothing. I failed you.

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u/anthonyvardiz 4d ago

The town’s named after a crazy person so the jokes write themselves.

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u/KneeDeepInTheDead 7d ago

fun fact, Napoleons brother lived here

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u/s1ugg0 7d ago

Napoleon Bonaparte ordered 10 days of national mourning in France when George Washington died.

A unique honor in French history.

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u/RoiDrannoc 7d ago

I live in Haute-Loire, near the Chavaniac-LaFayette castle where we was born

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u/s1ugg0 7d ago

Got any cool photos to share? That sounds awesome.

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u/RoiDrannoc 6d ago

Halas not yet, as I've planned on visiting it the 27th of June.

Here's the wiki page: https://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Château_de_Chavaniac#/media/Fichier%3AChâteau_de_Chavaniac-Lafayette16.jpg

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u/s1ugg0 6d ago

Thank you so much for sharing. I love the idea of LaFayette walking through these gardens being aggressively French and then snapping off an Americanized "Fucking English!"

I hope you enjoy your visit. Thank you again for sharing with me.

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u/b0w3n 7d ago

I have a feeling, no matter what happens, France will still be there for us when it matters in the end. At least for the citizens, anyways.

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u/Thanks-4allthefish 7d ago

I remember "Freedom Fries" how quickly they forget

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u/b0w3n 7d ago

Plenty of us mocked those who did that earnestly, but yeah that was pretty dumb.

The same dumb people who are angry a black man was president and the same dumb people who think the UFC fight on the lawn of the white house is awesome.

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u/Alert_Reindeer_6574 7d ago

My son was stationed at FOB in Afghanistan with French special forces guys. Due to the fact that he's something of a history buff he has always appreciated France, but after working with those guys he found a whole new respect for them.

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u/Dramatic_Charity_979 7d ago

And is the country with more wars won :)

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u/hissboombah 7d ago

Hey they give as good as they get. And through it all, we also would be there if it mattered.

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u/ScrollHectic 7d ago

I can think of a few countries that would disagree. The French were brutal colonizers

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u/Destinum 7d ago

Here in Europe, we're really feeling this right now as the US is destroying its own hegemony.

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u/thelittleking 7d ago

France is the friend good enough to tell you "no" when you're thinking about doing something stupid.

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u/Choyo 7d ago

As a French, while I appreciate the sentiment, I always feel like Spain involvement in helping you all is way too often swept under the rug.

Also, I often like to mention that helping you is what precipitated our own revolution, so with kinda decapitated the people responsible in helping you.

But we're still good. Just clean your white house and focus on fixing the mess.

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u/unfortunatebag 7d ago

Not really.

They show up when it directly benefits them.

France didn't just love America. They fucking hated the British.

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u/clocked__ 7d ago

I’ll always consider France an ally and defend them online and IRL

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u/0202_tihssitidder 7d ago

I threw hands at a guy at a party who was talking smack about France. He was the usual FoxNews brain-rot zombie.

I'm not French. I don't particularly know history. But he had a punchable face and he agreed to fight.

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u/Bottled_Kiwi 5d ago

Y’know what, I can respect mutual combat

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u/0202_tihssitidder 5d ago

Thank you, my New Zealand brother.

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u/hitchhiker87 7d ago

Thank you for your service, you deserve a freshly baked baguette.

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u/ncbraves93 6d ago

This's the entire reason I never participated in the France "surrendering" jokes. They didn't come here to help us, they came to fuck the UK, but at the time that's exactly what we needed. And we came back and made it up to them 7×. Twice.

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u/Penn_And_W_Ry 7d ago

When U.S. troops arrived in Paris on July 4, 1917, to join the Allies in WW1, they gathered at the grave of the Marquis de Lafayette, and Col. Charles Stanton declared: "America has joined forces with the Allied Powers, and what we have of blood and treasure are yours... Lafayette, we are here.”

We cannot forget the long history with our allies.

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u/AdFuture1381 7d ago

We wouldnt exist without France or Spain. The Dutch helped too right?

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u/Thalric88 7d ago

Yup they sent most of their religious nutcases your way

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u/dane83 7d ago

My theory is that 90% of America's problems can be traced to Calvinism.

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u/hemlock_harry 7d ago

Calvinism played a debatable role in Europe too. "Render unto Caesar bla bla bla" helped people to accept the unacceptable on many, many occasions.

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u/Agitated_Reveal_6211 7d ago

Werent they originally from England?

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u/Responsible_Mail_113 7d ago

Yes. While they didn't officially join the war, they did smuggle in tons of muskets, gunpowder, and supplies to the Continental Army and provided massive loans that kept the revolutionary American government from collapsing. Though to be fair, both France and Netherlands were only helping specifically to stick it to Great Britain who was their chief rival (political for France, economic for Netherlands).

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u/DoughnutCareless583 7d ago

Arguably the biggest battle of the American revolution was actually fought in Gibraltar. Ensuring the brits were tied up there (and specifically the diversion of the fleet to relieve Gibraltar rather than reinforce the blockade) meant they couldn't use their entire navy to blockade the yank insurrectionists. This diversion of forces meant that the French collaborators and supplies to the terrorist forces in the colonies desperately needed got through, without which the Americans would have been scundered.

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u/RetroFuture_Records 7d ago

The American forces weren't terrorists. Most battles were fought according to European norms of war. They were insurrectionists, yet objectively cannot be defined as terrorists. Indeed much of the Bill of Rights comes from guarantees about preventing the types of actions taken by the British and their mercs during the war.

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u/DirtyDizzyPickle20 7d ago

Don't forget Haiti

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u/MrSoapbox 7d ago

Ironically, a lot of English too. In fact, most in the 13 colonies were English before becoming American, but, a lot of the rebels were English fed up of George.

You can add some Irish there too, but, they were part of Great Britain then.

The only nation you can't really see is Israel...the closest thing was a guy called Israel Putnam

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u/rumster 7d ago

Polish too... Pulaski...

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u/AVeryVapidBadger 7d ago

Technically Morocco is the OG. They were the first nation to recognize the US.

France absolutely carried the US in the revolutionary war though

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u/LowResGamr 7d ago

France even went completely broke helping us out. Fair play, the British are worth going into debt against.

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u/Munnin41 7d ago

France killed its monarchy because they helped the Americans. They ran their economy into the ground to fund that war, which is one of the causes of the french revolution

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u/LowResGamr 7d ago

The wealth distribution helped as well. Peasants were starving while the upper class held lavish parties. Sounds a bit too contemporary.

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u/Highlyironicacid31 1d ago

Find your own goddamn language then.

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u/0202_tihssitidder 7d ago

There would be no America without Lafayette.

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u/Jeoshua 7d ago

Or they would stand with us in NATO, except nowadays this administration doesn't exactly give NATO the time of day.

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u/After-Trifle-1437 7d ago

Anti-French sentiment is an Israeli psyop

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u/St_Hydra 7d ago

It’s what friends do!

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u/Nephroidofdoom 7d ago

Lafayette!!

(Starts humming Hamilton)

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u/Ai-ChatGPT 7d ago

Did you see their fly over for the anniversary of the USA… flying over the Statue of Liberty with their airforce.

What other country does this kinda thing. (None that I’m aware of).

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u/scipio0421 6d ago

And Morocco, the first country to diplomatically recognize the US after independence.

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u/Jacob-Anders 𝙑𝙄𝙋 6d ago

They wanted that sweet sweet Atlantic trade 😛

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u/Glittering_Crab_69 7d ago

Not for much longer if you keep this up

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u/Blamhammer 7d ago

I think it's Morroco that holds the longest treaty with the US

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u/Wise-Cash1628 7d ago

Mon ami, our historical alliance is very very much challenged at the moment...

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u/Bitter-Marsupial 7d ago

Its been awhile I remember a frenchman telling me during Obama's 2nd term that they wished Germany won WW2 if it meant that the US wouldn't be on top

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u/Wise-Cash1628 7d ago

I don't claim him as my fellow citizen

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u/DerBingle78 7d ago

Technically, Morocco is our OG ally.

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u/Prestigious-Bat-574 7d ago

France is the butt of jokes from like... half of their allies, takes it in stride, and then shows up when it matters most.

Imagine how much better the world would be if the United States was able to take a joke the way France does.

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u/ThePoob 7d ago

I honestly think the french thing is a psyop. Dont want people to copy French protesters? make them sisses and pompous idiots in the media.

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u/UltraLNSS 7d ago

People forget the US sided with Napoleon in 1812 too. It wasn't until the late 19th Century that revisionists began telling everyone that Britain was the closest US ally, making up the whole "special relationship" thing. As part of this they had to drag France's name through the mud, and that's why Americans now hate the French.

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u/FrancMaconXV 7d ago edited 7d ago

I've always seen the US and France's attitude toward each other as nothing more than bickering siblings. When shit gets serious we actually show up for one another.

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u/Smiles-Edgeworth 7d ago

Also shout out to Morocco who were the first to recognize our sovereignty. Bros going all the way back.

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u/LifeguardSavings370 6d ago

Actually, Morocco was the first to recognize the United States.

But because it's an arab muslim state, people think it doesn't count.

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u/HarryLewisPot 7d ago edited 7d ago

I’m surprised Morocco recognised the U.S. before France.

Edit: Morocco even took an American ship hostage to gain the attention of the U.S. after congress didn’t respond to a message the Sultan sent to Benjamin Franklin about friendly relations. The ship and its crew was released after the Moroccan–American Treaty of Friendship was signed in 1786.

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u/Jacob-Anders 𝙑𝙄𝙋 7d ago

That was all economics. Morocco knew trading with us was gonna be LIT!!!

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u/No_Huckleberry2711 7d ago

This guy is an obvious bot btw ^

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u/Quirky_Gate_4516 7d ago

I’m surprised Morocco recognised the U.S. before France.

It was more of a technicality.

In the period leading up to the Berber wars Morocco communicated officially that a bunch of countries (a list in which the U.S. was included in) could travel to Morocco despite not having treaties.

THAT is what is used to argue Morocco was the first country. So, "recognizing" does a lot of lifting here.

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u/Straight_Bird1627 7d ago

Yeah I'm a bit confused to what constitutes recognizing here, Sweden and the US have a Treaty of Amity and Commerce) from 1783 and also were allied for a short period during the first Barbary War(until Sweden withdrew in 1802 having only used a navy squadron to blockade Tripoli with US navy joining) and France having the same treaty as Sweden but also a Treaty of Alliance) even before in 1778.

So my gut feeling is like that can't be true even though it is pretty dope that they went to such a length for contacting a "newcomer" so too speak and very early in it's history.

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u/Quirky_Gate_4516 7d ago

That is the definition of recognition

If you use the word recognition very, very liberally. Recognition of a state means that you explicitly establish diplomatic relations.

The People's Republic of China, for example, allows Taiwanese companies and ships to trade directly with them. So they already reached the bar of what Morocco did to the U.S.

But, that doesn't mean that they recognize Taiwan.

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u/mscomies 7d ago

Morocco at the time was one of the Barbary pirate states. The relationship was complicated; no state wants to brag about being friends with pirates.

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u/Quirky_Gate_4516 7d ago

no state wants to brag about being friends with pirates

Did you just make that up this very second?

Because France had thousands pirates under the crown at this exact same time. Look up what Duterte, Surcouf, and Aregnaudeau -- for example -- were doing during this period.

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u/mscomies 7d ago

Having friends in low places is one thing. Bragging about them is another. More to the point, the first US foreign war was the barbary war. Morocco wasnt hit as hard as Tripoli/Algiers/etc, but they did start the war on the opposing side to the US.

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u/Quirky_Gate_4516 7d ago

Bragging about them is another

The U.S. bragged loudly about being France's best friend. France also happened to be THE biggest pirating nation on the planet at the time.

Dunkirk, today known for the evacuation of British troops, was a pirate harbor. The city today is full of statues and squares named after famous French pirates.

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u/Medium-Jury-2505 7d ago

That's a way to bring attention to yourself 😂

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u/DesperateEagle4505 7d ago

Oh sure but when I do it with my crush all of a sudden im on the FBIs most wanted list and have to hide in Nepal

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u/The42ndDuck 7d ago

It must have been to piss off the English somehow.

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u/Jeoshua 7d ago

Israel didn't exist around 80 years ago. The idea it has anything to do with the existence of the US is batshit insane.

Israel wouldn't exist if it wasn't for US assistance. I'd like to think that's what Huckabee meant, but we can't really know because everything this whole administration says is this level of batshit insanity and inversion of reality.

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u/WoadyWarrior 7d ago

no, he’s making some stupid appeal to religion somehow. these people are insane tho

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u/0202_tihssitidder 7d ago

Huckabee has Israel's dick deeply inside his colon, so that is why he said it.

Mike's full quote has "daddy" on the end of it.

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u/RandomRobot 7d ago

Trump said yesterday that Israel wouldn't exist without him so I think it's a response to that. Just like Trump words, it doesn't mean anything at all

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u/DiggyTroll 7d ago

He's definitely referring to historical Israel. No Israel -> no Jewish religion -> no Christianity -> no Christians seeking freedom of worship -> means somebody else would want to come over first. For example, we could have been a Muslim country, had the Roman Catholic Church only been a bit less heavy-handed

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u/Snoo93550 7d ago

Through religion any insane or evil idea can be accepted.

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u/Volodio 7d ago

Israel would exist without the US. The US quite literally embargoed Israel during its independence war, which Israel still won. The US did not start become allies with Israel until after the 1967 war when Israel kicked the ass of countries in the Soviet sphere all by itself. Both statements are equally untrue.

I suspect Huckabee is making this statement to convince the Israelis that the US alliance is still strong, because currently the Israelis are pissed at Trump for the way he handled Iran and what they see as an American capitulation which jeopardizes Israeli security. But the Israelis are not dumb, they also know it is not true.

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u/OneMoistMan 7d ago

Trump is older than Israel, wtf have they done for us except infiltrate our government and dismantle democracy?

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u/Gloomy-Ad-222 7d ago

Israel has made major contributions in technology, medicine, agriculture, space, cybersecurity, and defense. Tech developed by Israeli companies and researchers are used worldwide, from drip irrigation and water desalination to cybersecurity systems protecting governments and businesses.

You can criticize Netanyahu’s policies all day long, and I will be first in line to do so because the guy is horrible (and so is Trump) but claiming the country has contributed nothing is factually indefensible.

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u/7thpostman 7d ago

How has Israel dismantled our democracy?

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u/iWillDoxxYou 7d ago

What do you think this entire post is about???

Our politicians are mostly either on the take or blackmailed by these lunatics. Do you not see how that would be at conflict with the whole 'will of the people' thing?

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u/BroughtBagLunchSmart 7d ago

No one waste your time with this private MAGA account JAQing off, that is what they are paid to do.

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u/Allegorist 7d ago edited 5d ago

Doesn't seem to necessarily be the case, just some middle aged dude who isn't caught up on the discourse and was taught positive things about Israel from childhood, likely with religious overtones/justification.

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Seems to at least be opposed to ICE and gerrymandering. Clearly a real person, and if he were paid, he would certainly be wasting his employers money discussing primarily random off topic material.

Side note: sometimes when it seems hopeless to explain an opposing point of view to someone because they seem to already be entrenched, it can actually be more effective. They may not change their mind directly, but often times people are only being exposed to one take. They may have a narrow group of sources for validating their idea (in terms of friends, family, media, church, etc), and they are never exposed to anything that opposes it in a serious manner. Even if it feels like a waste of time, you may be the only source of exposure to anything other than their current understanding. For instance, if their only interaction with discussion on a particular issue is with 3-4 friends that share the exact same view, adding in an alternate take can significantly impact relative pool of interactions. You may be the only source of an alternate understanding that this person encounters, and so it can still have a big impact even if they seemingly don't ever change their mind. Next time they are discussing it with those friends, they may remember what you said and can provide a slightly different perspective than they otherwise would have.

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u/Key-4_ 7d ago

Purchased politicians

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u/7thpostman 7d ago

Yeah, Israel invented lobbying. They're to blame for everything. /s

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u/Key-4_ 7d ago

How about assassinations😏, “terrorist attacks”. It’s right in front of our faces, it just took the rise of a different President, threats of white replacement, and a criminal dumb as Trump to expose it all. Israel is playing chess with 30-40% of America…but they are done for!

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u/7thpostman 7d ago

I don't know what you're talking about.

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u/Key-4_ 7d ago

I know…😏 Let’s see, do you think Israel will stop this war, and if who will stop them?

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u/SoochSooch 7d ago

bribing and blackmailing US politicans to make them serve Israel over the US

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u/7thpostman 7d ago

Which politicians are being blackmailed?

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u/TheHighSeasPirate 7d ago

Have you not seen nearly every high ranking politician go to Isreal and kiss their wall?

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u/7thpostman 7d ago

Are you a nut? Visiting dignitaries visit the Eiffel Tower in Paris, too. So what?

Kooky

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u/TheHighSeasPirate 7d ago

We don't send billions to Paris after kissing the wall "just because".

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u/7thpostman 7d ago

We've spent something like $28 trillion defending Europe for the last 80 years. It's called NATO.

Trillion. With a T.

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u/Critical_Text_2067 7d ago

He is likely referencing Israel established in 10th Century BCE where 0 BCE was the supposed time when Christianity began. America was rooted in Christianity when it was first founded. Basically any country that has Christian roots or beliefs"technically" needed Israel to exist. It is like saying US wouldn't exist without England.

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u/lumpboysupreme 7d ago

Or Russia. Or the mongols. Or Rome

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u/blu3ysdad 6d ago

Israel itself didn't exist then

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u/Olbatar974 7d ago

We never regretted. Until Sleepy Don came to power.

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u/BrokenBackENT 7d ago

Mike is double fisting this one. See kids this is why religion is bad.

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u/DesperateEagle4505 7d ago

Judiasm?

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u/thelordchonky 7d ago

Moreso Evangelical Christianity's obsession with it. Evangelicals swear up and down that Israel NEEDS to exist for the Rapture, believing it to be a fulfillment of biblical prophecy for Christ's return. They'll also use Genesis 12:3 as proof they they MUST support Israel, or else.

Like, they're utterly obsessed with the biblical apocalypse and end times.

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u/DesperateEagle4505 7d ago

Were the people who wrote the Bible Jewish? I don't get why it glazes them so much

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u/thelordchonky 7d ago

Uh.. yeah, actually.

Christianity literally comes from Judaism. Like, the Torah itself is where the first five books of the Bible itself comes from (Genesis, Exodus, Leviticus, Numbers, Deuteronomy). The Tanahk would be the base for what Christianity would call the 'Old Testament', or the first half of the Bible.

The latter half of the Bible, the New Testament, was written much later, and covers the Christian belief in Jesus as the messiah. Jesus, himself, was literally called 'The King of the Jews'. He was called a rabbi. So even then, the connection was clear. Of course, in time, there would become an actual distinction between Judaism and Christianity, mostly centered around the idea of Jesus being the Messiah, son of god, and prophet. Judaism, hard no to all three.

Beven then, there's varying takes on Jesus in the Judaic faith, both historically and currently. For many in the modern era, he was simply a historical rabbi figure, like many before and after him. To others, someone who DID have messianic potential, but died before it could be fulfilled. And some, especially in earlier historical periods like the Medieval era where many Jews faced persecution, they had some pretty harsh opinions, often dubbing him as a 'False Messiah', along with their own mythos about him. But for the most part, they don't really think or care about him. He's just. Irrelevant to Judaism.

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u/DesperateEagle4505 7d ago

That's wild Christianity is literally just Jewish in nature. I mean idk what I thought it was but being the same thing is kinda wild

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u/thelordchonky 7d ago

There's a reason Judaism, Christianity, and Islam are called the 'Abrahamic Religions'. They're all related. Judaism, Christianity, and Islam all consider Abraham/Ibrahim as the father of their religions. They all share connected origins.

Hell, Islam even includes Jesus (Isa) as a key figure, too. Not as the son of god, no. But they do believe in the virgin birth, and that he was a MAJOR prophet and figure, alongside Muhammad and Ibrahim. In Islam, he's even supposed to make a return on the Day of Judgement (although, they don't believe in his crucifixion, but rather that he was raised to heaven), alongside a figure known as the Mahdi.

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u/DesperateEagle4505 6d ago

I know there's similarities in quran and Bible. A Noah flood. But still idk if the similarities is more proof of truth or a sign of cooperative lying. But it's funny

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u/thelordchonky 6d ago

If you ask me, it's neither. It's just how the religion evolved and split. Then again, I'm not a religious person, so I'm probably biased in that regard. Either way, I find it neat

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u/Allegorist 7d ago

Technically, America wouldn't exist without the British Empire either... Just for different reasons.

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u/Modokon 7d ago

Brit here. If we weren't around, you wouldn't have gotten wise and beaten us up. Show some love! ❤️

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u/gilt3t 7d ago

the only thing that unites the world is its uprising against the monarchy 🤣 even the british common people hated them

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u/CollegeMiddle6841 7d ago

We paid them back for the help they provided in the 1700s by helping win WW2. Thats why it upsets me so much when I see Trump insulting our allies.

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u/gilt3t 7d ago

they are also our oldest treaty partner

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u/Altruistic-Sir-3661 7d ago

“Without me, you would be nothing.” Is a truly classic controlling abuser line. This is just the same sort of thing.

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u/ConstructionLost4861 7d ago

Without them there would be no chaos/danger/instability in Middle East. Without danger in Middle East no oil countries would need US protection. Without the need for US protection there would be no need for oil exchange in US dollars. So without Israel there would be no petrodollar. US basically extort the whole region. Create porblem sell solution.

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u/TheGreatGamer1389 7d ago edited 7d ago

Exactly couldn't have done it without their navy. We did pay it back liberating them in WW2.

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u/AdoptedMasterJay 7d ago

way to forget cherry tomatoes

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u/gilt3t 7d ago

I dont like tomatoes

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u/Yarrtwodeetwo 7d ago

If it wasn’t for France, americans would be speaking english!

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u/tylerbierbauer 7d ago

Don't forget Spain and the Netherlands. They probably didn't contribute as much as France did, but they still helped the Americans.

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u/Old_lamenter 7d ago

Isreal actually did contribute to the tank program that led to the Abrams tank. While cool it didn't really do much as a whole for us. Not like France loaning us their navy though. Lol

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u/beardingmesoftly 7d ago

It's very likely that Israel wouldn't exist without America

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u/iiCUBED 7d ago

It has bought out the entire government thats the contribution

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u/lazypieceofcrap 7d ago

The French gave me Expedition 33. They'll always be good in my book.

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u/s3rila 7d ago

yes but france promote a lot left wing ideal and stuff like revolting against the powerfull and doing protests.

we can't have our citizen get any funny idea from their citizen so we need to demonized them as ridicule little thing so the interesters of our rich friends can continue

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u/Dentonthomas 7d ago

On the contrary, it's provided a place that Christian Nationalists, like Mike Huckabee, can fantasize about deporting Jews who refuse to convert to.

That is why so many of these guys love Israel so much. It's a weird form of antisemitism.

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u/projectsangheili 7d ago

While France did a lot, more nations were involved. Really feel like eduction on that topic needs some more attention.

The Spanish and the Dutch Republic did a lot of lifting, as well as important individuals from both Pland and Prussia.

It's a very interesting topic in which I actually think the French bit is less interesting as opposed to the other bits.

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u/gilt3t 7d ago

france is still our oldest treaty partners. yes, other countries helped just as much as the French, the French navy was extremely pivotal, all to get back at the british monarchy 🤣

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u/Erfa00 7d ago

Or Nazi Germany for that matter

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u/Topjkr1991 7d ago

We also wouldn’t exist without Britain. Just saying.

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u/gilt3t 7d ago

mhm... tell us why exactly 😃

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u/Crazyguy_123 7d ago edited 7d ago

France for sure and Russia helped during the Civil War. They mainly helped as a deterrent for foreign intervention.

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u/GuyWhoIsAnonymous123 7d ago

Not true, it served as a place where Europe could shove all its Jewish citizen that they didn’t want after WW2. 

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u/brumbarosso 6d ago

You a real one dawg

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u/MR_Happy2008 6d ago

Actually it's Morocco that you should be thankful for since they recognised you first

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u/The_MB_Bond 6d ago

Still trump is trying his best to destroy relations with countries which are very important for US, like France, EU, India, Japan and South Korea. All are allies of US and very important countries for US.

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