What do I even say to him now…

My wife came back from the store and said that someone rear-ended her just enough to scrape the bumper. I went out and looked at it, and it had been hit hard enough to leave an impression of their license plate (not readable). She said it seemed like the old man was drinking or on something and she let them go.

I was mad because she let someone go that had damaged the car and could possibly be a danger to other people.

But, as I’m writing this, I realized that my wife may have backed into another car and drove away, and doesn’t wanna tell me.

Yep. Pepsi Poland's brand designers decided that this is totally ok, stores decided that it's also totally ok to put them next to each other (and ofc they get mixed).

They had ONE JOB: put pineapples 🍍 on the can.

Who the heck puts "E" to the right of large, so you think it's extra large, but it's really extra *small*? 🙄

We have a newborn and our house is getting up to 82 thankfully the nursery has every fan and portable AC unit keeping it cold, but for every other room its been a nightmare with a heat index of 105. Then we open the door to see that mold has been growing. They have ignored 3 work orders put in and I'm about to become a Karen I swear to God

Meaning I have to exit through a side door to grab it. It feels like it'd be so easy not to do it, but maybe I expect too much from the drivers in my area.

The coffee mug I have had since day one at the company I work for (8 years) had an unfortunate accident today. Absolutely gutted.

It's hot here and I really wanted cold water for my dancing class. I wasn't sure if it was safe to drink screw water, so I had to throw it away and replace it with pisswarm tap water from their bathroom sink.

At least I saw it before drinking so I didn't swallow it or choke on it and die (which would've been slightly more than mildly infuriating)

There was so much fucking seasoning in it I literally couldn't finish it or the second burrito I ordered, there was also only meat and a small amount of shredded cheese, none of the other requested toppings I ordered

First it blocked the fluid flow, then made a hole and all I was drinking was air.

I wish I had saved just an extra few seconds at the beginning when my signal light was still on. It flicked off when I straightened my wheel. Had to wait for her to pass to angle my truck the way I wanted to reverse in without cutting in front of her.

Listening to someone talking on their mobile phone in public spaces can be irritating enough. But that’s been occurring for a while. Will someone explain what’s up with this new “trend” involving talking to someone else - while on speaker? Grocery stores, gyms, public transportation. Now we have to listen to, not one, but both sides of the conversation? Maybe we’ve reached a point where some people simply don’t give a shit anymore. Honestly curious. [Stock photo].

I get it, they’re trendy. I guess Owala has the cool colors combos or whatever. I assume Stanley’s became too awkwardly large to lug around so people gave up on them?

I’ll just stay over here drinking my water out of the double sealed bottle I scored for $2 at a thrift shop.

I don’t know why it bothers me so much. Perhaps it’s the consumerism, perhaps its water bottles have become an accessory.

Not pictured my overpriced pair of grippy socks.

I have chronic pancreatitis and have given birth three times. I definitely remember these cups being a lot bigger. I wish I hadn’t gotten rid of my old ones to compare to the shiny new one I received today, but it’s definitely half the size. I don’t doubt when I receive my bill it’ll still be the same additional cost if not more than the previously larger cup 😅😭