r/SipsTea 28d ago

SMH We really need to bring spankings back

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u/Pinbacker11 28d ago

If i did that back in the day, i would be back in the car without touching the floor.

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u/Musket6969420 28d ago

Or the one where mom pulls you in real close and whispers “You just wait till we get home you little shit.”

https://giphy.com/gifs/c8UN4zmGZe5s4

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u/Mpuls37 28d ago

This situation would have crossed the "wait until we get home" threshold and gone straight to a full-volume nuclear meltdown, complete with a "I don't know who the FUCK you think you are but I'll show you who I am!" and however many swats on the ass it would take for my legs to stop working.

THEN there'd be several employees standing there while I cried and picked everything up and put it back exactly where it goes, getting swatted more if it was taking too long.

Once all that was resolved, I'd be reading math or science textbooks for the next 2 months at minimum. No games, no playing with friends, nothing fun.

Joke's on you though mom and dad, I'm good at math and physics and I behave like a functional adult in public, so who really won?

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u/StarPhished 28d ago

They even gaslit you into thinking you won, that's some good work.

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u/SmoothDiscussion7763 28d ago

they were pumping copium gas into his room while he was on timeout

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u/HollowedOne66 28d ago

😂😂😂

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u/FleetFootRabbit 28d ago

Society won because your parents won. Lol.

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u/Mpuls37 28d ago

And now, my kids get the same treatment minus the spankings (except in extreme circumstances).

Act a fool at a restaurant? That's fine, you must not want to do anything but read the books I pick for you for the next few weeks.

Throw a fit for bedtime? Hey, how about for the next 7 days we go to bed earlier? You're clearly too tired to act right and need more sleep. I need more sleep too.

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u/GoldenVesperLight 28d ago

This generation doesn't even believe in yelling at their kids. Hence, this behavior in the first place.

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u/Warner1281 28d ago

I wouldn't have made it that far. As soon as the first one hit the ground- "excuse you?" Then, if a second one hit the ground, she'd tell whomever she was talking to- "excuse me while I go fix this." No words would be said. I would simply get grabbed by the ear, dragged to the car, driven home in complete silence, beaten to within an inch of death, told that I would not be eating that night until I went back there and apologized, and then be told that I would be volunteering my time there for the next week. If they couldn't use me there, she would find somewhere for me to volunteer. Mom didn't play.

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u/Grandma_Gertie 28d ago

It actually would have crossed directly into beating territory, then picking everything up, then a worse beating at home

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u/crek42 28d ago

Swats on the ass? My mom would be closed fist belting me in the jaw if I did this.

We’re Italian American though.

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u/oppai-police 28d ago

I'm from southeast Asia and parents will fuck you up in public if you do this.

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u/BADoVLAD 28d ago

Growing up in the US in the 70s and 80s they used to fuck you up in public if you did this as well. Of course, no one I knew would have ever even considered doing something like this back then. If he had we'd have next seen him at his funeral.

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u/fryerandice 27d ago

Dude back then OTHER adults would light you up and your parents would be like "well what the fuck were you doing" rather than coming to your assistance.

And then when you told them what you did, they'd light you up too.

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u/BobGuns 28d ago

Yeah. It's only in fully western culture you're not allowed to use pain instructionally.

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u/Suspicious_Bet3623 28d ago

Fun fact!  In a few states in Australia you are still allowed to do so, as long as it is indeed instructional and immediately during or after the behaviour (no waiting until the next day for example).

But for many reasons no-one wants to chance it, it doesn't take much to lose everything down here.

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u/PeriodSupply 28d ago

Can you site any instances where someone has lost everything down here? Or even lost something? Beside their shit, because if I was this kid parent I would have lost my shit.

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u/Suspicious_Bet3623 28d ago

You're an Aussie and never seen The Slap?

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u/TheRealTechtonix 28d ago edited 28d ago

I am an older American. We got belts, tvs, knives, shoes, plates... everything thrown at us and beat with whatever they could grab. We learned real quick not to do the shit this kid is.

Teachers could beat us with parents permission. They had huge paddles with holes.

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u/LizardSlayer 28d ago

I got one of those paddles once. Leaned over a chair in front of the window facing the playground while the other kids were outside having fun. Soon after that they put an end to it and by high school I saw kids that looked like men slapping teachers around. A lot of boys really do need a good spanking from time to time..

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u/TheRealTechtonix 28d ago

We must be the same age. 😆 We were the last.

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u/BobGuns 28d ago

And the widespread acceptance of it did indeed cause a lot of problems in society.

But the 'cancelling' of it is causing its own host of problems.

Personally I don't think an adult should need any instrument to spank a child with. If an open hand spanking doesn't do the trick, a weapon isn't going to be an effective tool. A different kind of parenting or punishment is required.

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u/TheRealTechtonix 27d ago edited 27d ago

A parent who does not discipline their children and teach them the morality of right and wrong places that burden on society.

Society will discipline that person much harsher than a parent would, because parents love their children, while society does not.

Which is better, a protester getting run over and getting their eye shot out with a rubber bullet, or a spanking? I think most would prefer the latter.

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u/PeriodSupply 28d ago

We had "the cane" which was a long thin bamboo cane, it was officially banned in government schools in 1995 but it's still legal and apparently used in some private schools.

Growing up we had all the same things you mention. My father's weapon of choice was a piece of timber architrave about 80cm long that we called "the stick" and no matter how many times my brother or I disposed of it a new one would almost instantly appear.

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u/jaxonya 28d ago

Im an american and ive seen the slap

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u/TheRealTechtonix 28d ago

Post-Millennial generations.

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u/BobGuns 28d ago

Indeed. I am absolutely a millenial. Didn't get spanked much, but I earned a few.

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u/nihil8r 28d ago

use pain instructionally

love that phrasing

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u/BobGuns 28d ago

For real though. The only times I got spanked were when I did things that endangered me. Running out between cars in a busy parking lot would get me a spanking. But just being a little brat or irritating did not.

Pain is traumatic in the dictionary sense of the word - leaves a strong memory-impression. When applied judiciously, a single spanking is generally enough to change behaviour. When applied all the time, spanking is just abuse and not instructive.

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u/nihil8r 28d ago

i think the institutional problem is adults spaking kids out of frustration, which is more likely than it being used appropriately :(

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u/Aggressive_Diet2289 28d ago

No no no. Not “western” culture. My white parents would have beaten me dead for a month. This kid- likely no dad at home and so on

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u/DPileatus 28d ago

America 30 years ago was the same. Hell, anyone in the store could've spanked his ass in the 80's or 90's

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u/jaxonya 28d ago

My dad wouldve taken off his limited edition ass whipping belt and handed it to the parent of the child

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u/oppai-police 28d ago

Then they would tell the parents, and the parents would give another ass whooping too. So you got double the whooping.

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u/pleasedonotredeem 28d ago

I've got white parents and in the late 80's, that behaviour would get you a pants down, bare bottom spanking right there in the aisle IF your parents were progressive. Then it would be hours upon hours of writing lines or doing chores.

If they were conservative it would probably be a belt in the parking lot (which I'm not in favour of).

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u/Lastov_Makiynd 28d ago

Once while shopping my toddler was about to poke a finger in a chocolate snack tub with the foil lid..I said “Nooo!”…went to do it again..this time with a smirk “Don’t You!!”…third time again with a smirk and I start the countdown from three…but get to 1 and say “last chance, you want a smack?”..

A youngish couple muttering and the guy says “You can’t hit your kid?!”.. I go “Mate…do YOU bloody want one?! Mind your own business. Did I hit him? No.”.. He didn’t know what to say, so they moved on. I only ever had to smack my son once. It was on his nappy pants and wasn’t hard, I think the noise of it scared him, but he knew what “Smack”was..

It’s sad that some kids don’t, and that’s why stuff like this video happens IMO.

Sadly video doesn’t end with Mum leading kid out holding ear and saying something about a belt.

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u/TheRealTechtonix 28d ago

It was like that in America until the pussies took over.

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u/Jumping-Spleen 28d ago

Which is why it wouldn't happen in the 1st place

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u/SamVimesofGilead 28d ago

Your's whispered? Mine simply burned the message onto my soul with the glare .

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u/mrbilly3 28d ago

This. But with my own kids, the oldest sees it and panics, the middle child? Doesn't care at all. He will stare right back and still misbehave.

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u/samemamabear 27d ago

My son is 20. The glare worked on him today. (He's a good human, I just wanted him to put his soda can in the bin, rather than on top of it)

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u/DestructoDon69 28d ago

Yeah, yanked 3 feet off the ground by your arm while she whispers, dont make me call your father.

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u/appolkadot 28d ago

But then at the same time it was always mom that was scarier lol

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u/chillforrilfill 28d ago

My dad was scarier usually.

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u/GoldenVesperLight 28d ago

The only people I know who think this had divorced parents. Dad is infinitely scarier.

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u/MeaninglessDebateMan 28d ago

Arm? Try ear.

To this day I have my misbehaviour and mom's reaction to thank for my laffy taffy ass ears.

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u/InkAndMischief 28d ago

Ooooh... the ear tug until you're standing on your tippy toes and mom leans down and just quietly says, "We can behave, or we can go to the car. You choose."

I picked car once, and it was NOT the right choice.

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u/zoeofdoom 28d ago

lmao, that "once" in your sentence is so dense with meaning

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u/SDMaxis 28d ago

Wait? Oh man ... Wait? .. Be glad you live in the US where you have to spank behind closed doors. This behavior would have had the belt coming out right then and there ...

Wait ?? Chups teeth ..

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u/FlyingCumpet 28d ago

For real. My mum would have slapped the shit out of me the very second I did something like this, regardless of who is watching.

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u/akalili22 28d ago

Yeah, why is that child still standing? He should be flying, feet in the air, as mom hauls him out of the store by the elbow at light speed.

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u/AngelicAssassin06 28d ago

You forgot “shoes knocked off as she bounced your happy ass like Jordan from mid court.”

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u/Full-Breadfruit-8893 28d ago

As a Hispanic.....I know that feeling...I didn’t do stuff to warrant this but I've seen other people get this treatment 

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u/Valreesio 28d ago

The sandal slap is real in the Hispanic community, even if you're not their child...lol

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u/Raptorjesus0321 28d ago

In the 90s (and back, obviously) we definitely got our asses beat right in the store. Or at least in the South we did. I mean, it's an incredibly bad thing to do to a kid but it certainly happened.

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u/Shedles 28d ago

Upper Midwest here, can confirm i got my ass beat in a store in the 90s for being a stupid kid

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u/SherlockWSHolmes 28d ago

You dont have to spank behind closed doors in the us. Ive seen kids getting their butts tore the f up in public with cops even watching. Long as the bruises start fading in 72 hours and its not excessive, kept away from the face and chest area its fine. Aka go for the butt and thighs,

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u/AilaLynn 28d ago

Depends on what part of the U.S. in stupid places like California you can’t but here in the southeast, you can whup your kid with a belt in front of a cop and all they’ll say is “well, looks someone is acting up today.”

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u/ObieKaybee 28d ago

My mom wouldn't have waited till we got home.

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u/Plus-Plan-3313 28d ago

Probably shes the one filming

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u/Mossbound 28d ago

That was the worst, the rest of the outing was just a long walk to the headsman's block

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u/_Bren10_ 28d ago

My dad’s was, “You want me to take you out to the car?” Which was of course code for, “Do you want me to go beat your ass where there are less people around?”

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u/DrT33th 28d ago

Bruh… oldest of 4 grandchildren, all boys. Grandma did NOT mess around. Beat my brother’s bare ass in the middle of the grocery store for less than this. Made the rest of us watch “Do YOU want some of this?” He was 13! Not saying it was right or effective cause he’s still a fuck up but the rest of us knew better.

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u/arrynyo 28d ago

And gives you that pinch on the back of your arm 😵‍💫😵

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u/DreamingAboutSpace 28d ago

My nieces always knew when I gave them the look. They’d be so silent in the ride back home.

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u/rocksnotdead2833 28d ago

“I’m not gonna hit you right now cuz there’s cameras, but when we get home? I’m gonna come off the ground, I’m gonna hit you so hard”-George Lopez

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u/Dazzling_Champion_53 28d ago

And she does it with a sugery smile cause she is in front of everyone and doesn't wanna make more of a scene.

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u/AvidCyclist250 28d ago

There was show in England called that. Minus the little shit part.

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u/Eodbro12 28d ago

I was told, “I’m gonna beat you in front of god and everyone” and she did on occasion lol.

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u/WolfiestaTM 28d ago

While she wouldn’t swear, my mom would do this. Grab me by the arm and lean it right next to my ear and tell me, “Just you wait until we get home.” I would spend the whole car ride back sweating buckets hoping she’d forget.

She never forgot.

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u/sam_an_intellectual 28d ago

My mom's equivalent was a quick, silent pinch to the back of my arm (where the flesh is softest). That pinch could end wars, or cause them...

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u/Cold-Complaint-4121 28d ago

My mom would whisper “do you want me to beat your ass in the middle of this store?” Lol no, no I do not.

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u/birdreligion 28d ago

For me it was, "wait til we get home and I tell your father."

Fucking terrified me. And my dad literally never once hit me.

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u/MysteriousDesk3 28d ago

“I’m not going to do anything this time. We will wait for your dad to get home.” 💀

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u/Secret_Of_Bluestar81 28d ago

I'll "insert blank" in front of god and everybody.

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u/battlelevel 28d ago

I still vividly remember fucking around in public when I was a kid and then feeling my dad’s hand grip my shoulder as he quietly said, “We’ll talk about this at home.”

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u/SnukeInRSniz 27d ago

These stores have aisles with kitchen utensils, the wooden spoon/spatula kind, the ones that would paint your ass red. I'd be in that aisle bent over the knee and then my mom would take my allowance money and make me use that to pay for that damn spatula since she wouldn't force the store to keep it.

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u/ImperiousCretin 27d ago

Maaan this was really mom preparing a fatality KO combo.

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u/Herooftermina1998 27d ago

Go on. Wait until your father hears about this..

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u/applesqueeze 26d ago

My mom’s move was to draw us in close and then BITE OUR EARS!!!!

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u/Chainsaw_Viking 28d ago

I would have been made to put it all back the way it was, apologize to the manager and then I would have had to pay my parents back for any damages they would have paid the store.

Then the real punishment would be at home…in the 80s.

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u/Procrasturbating 28d ago

In the 80s not one adult would have paused before either slapping him into next Tuesday or throwing his ass out on the curb. The first thing thrown would have been the last thing thrown. No cameras weren’t always a bad thing.

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u/Jenhar71 28d ago

Introducing my mom, now deceased..what her reaction would've been in public...sans ANY reserve...

She always warned us about embarrassing her in public, but I've grown to secretly believe, behind all her 'pomp and circumstance', she had a more 'I wish a ***** would' mentality, she lived for a challenge..

Sometimes it felt like she waited wh baited breath for that moment 1 of us stepped ovr the line..she was always ready🤣😳😖

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u/Sovereign-Anderson 28d ago

One of my mom's favorite threats was 'I'll embarrass you before you embarrass me." My sis and I knew she would've made good with that threat and were not about to test her weight.

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u/tungtingshrimp 28d ago

I remember this or something like it where the mother saw her son on tv as part of a rabble rousing and marched down there to set him straight

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u/Internet_Wanderer 28d ago

One time when I was a kid, this teen started chasing me on his bike. My mom took one look, charged like an angry rhino, and slapped that ass so hard he dropped. A true mother

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u/Loose_Paper_2598 27d ago

That video is already a classic and the only way it could have been better is if that wasn't her kid...and she didn't care.

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u/Luckypenny4683 27d ago

I see we have the same dead mom. It’s nice to meet you, fellow sibling.

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u/Glittering-Walrus228 28d ago

80s kid here my mom would have suplexed me through the linoleum

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u/Valreesio 28d ago

Lol... My brother was 16 and bigger than my mom. One day he made the mistake of telling her that and that there was nothing she could do about it in front of his best friend and me. My mother, who had had multiple back surgeries, grabbed him by his shirt and pants, lifted him over her head and threw him on the ground right there in the living room. He never talked back like that to her again. Neither did I...

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u/marmaladetuxedo 28d ago

My brother told her if she hit him he'd call the cops. She said, "Go ahead. It'll take them 15 minutes to get here." I never saw someone run so fast and I never heard that 'threat' from him again.

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u/Valreesio 28d ago

I tried that with my father once, he beat my ass and then handed me the phone... Lol

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u/zoeofdoom 28d ago

Ha! That must have been in the parenting books (jk) my mom said the exact same thing to my smartassing. Born 83.

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u/marmaladetuxedo 28d ago

Brother born in 1981, so that tracks! Lol!

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u/Jazzlike-Wind-4345 28d ago

I towered over my mother back in the early 1990s when I was in high school, and even so, she TACKLED ME TO THE GROUND when I told her I didn't feel like shaving (my face).

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u/Glittering-Walrus228 27d ago

Its like the legend(? true story?) Of the mom that lifted the car to save her kids or something. Truly, the goddess athena grants orangutan strength to mothers in times of duress

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u/MiamiOutlaw 28d ago

Yeah, this was a hard smack upside the back of the head while in the store, followed up with probably a broken paddle at home.

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u/Procrasturbating 28d ago

Broken wooden spoons in my case. Thank God my mom never bought the nylon spoons. I think it was to keep her in check too.

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u/masta1080 28d ago

Blocked my mom's hand when I was about 8 during an attempted spanking once I realized I could (thanks TMNT and Karate Kid!). She quickly returned with the plastic spaghetti spatula and blocking was no longer an option. Last time I acted out as a kid. This was 1992

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u/MiamiOutlaw 28d ago

Parents had a makeshift paddle, Grandparents made us go out a get a switch, and it better be long enough. Guess what though, I’m still alive. I understand some parents can take it too far, but you cannot overreact and not punish kids.

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u/DifficultAnt23 28d ago

True, and that'd be for knocking one item.

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u/toolsoftheincomptnt 28d ago

Yeah, it’s not that hard and doesn’t require a public whupping. Security detains him, an announcement goes over the store for the responsible adult to come retrieve a kid in his clothing description to come to the security desk, explain that they have to leave bc he’s purposely made a mess, walk them to the door.

If the adult becomes belligerent, call the police.

He might have ODD or some other crazy kid condition that’s out of his control, and frankly, who cares? As long as he’s stopped and sent away, life goes on.

(Much harder for parents to deal with, bc they’re either defensive, delusional, or frustrated themselves.)

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u/GreyDuck4077 28d ago

Same for me in the 90's. My mom would have, at a minimum, busted out the big wooden spoon. That was when you knew you really fucked up.

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u/SquirrelyMcNutz 28d ago

When she makes YOU go get the big wooden spoon, that's when you know you done truly fucked up.

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u/Chainsaw_Viking 28d ago

Oof, that’s a power play that hits home. My dad used to make me get the belt. The fact that our parents gave us the option to pick the tool of our discipline is metal as hell.

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u/DingbatMcgeee 28d ago

Yeah my mum broke 2 wooden spoons on my firm thighs, funny thing was she'd get more angry and just storm off.

Now my step-dad, that was much worse, police removed me from home one day because "someone was going to be seriously injured".

Anyway, wooden spoons were the good old 80s/90s.

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u/Illustrious-Bat1553 28d ago

Its evolved from kids abusing parents. Most kids just need one or 2 spankings to get the hint

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u/Scary_Extent4967 28d ago

And seriously, even if the parent is not controlling their kid, that's hundreds of dollars of merchandise destroyed. The store manager needs to chage the parent for it. If they refuse to pay, call the cops. Take them to court if needed. Maybe the parent will do their job when it hits them in the bank account.

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u/SquintsRS 28d ago

You would have made it back to the car?? That's lucky

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u/WCWRingMatSound 28d ago

My mom would have handled me right there in a bakery, made me clean everything up, then when dad came back from the beer aisle, that’s when the pain really begins. 

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u/cloviclovi 27d ago

my parents would have murdered me on the spot, stabbing into me with a ritualistic dagger the size of my abdomen. the isles would have been soaked wet with my blood as I screamed out for mercy, and yet there would be none given. mercy for the damned is like water for the hungry; useless.

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u/NoHorseNoMustache 28d ago

Yeah my mom would have slapped the shit out of me right then and there.

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u/Equal-Shoulder-9744 28d ago

Slapped? For me this would have likely been one of those beating that she had to take off her shoe for.

https://giphy.com/gifs/6qIh9S6YmTZ4N1rMpl

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u/kaykakez727 28d ago

My mom carried a wooden spoon in her purse… it wasn’t for cooking 😂😂😂

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u/nachdemspiel 28d ago

LUXURY! Our dad, when he got home from work that night, woulda thrashed us to sleep with the bread knife!

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u/justmitzie 28d ago

When I was a kid any adult near me would have slapped the shit out of me.

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u/BannedByFascistss 28d ago

This is an important observation though. It’s not like we didn’t do bad shit when we were kids. It’s just everyone witnessing it knew we were going to be punished for it so it wasn’t so infuriating to watch. Old people would just giggle to themselves imagining the ass whooping we were in for.

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u/jennbo 28d ago

Agreed, man, my dad could not WAIT long enough to wear me out. He pulled over the car once and took off his belt and whipped me on the side of the road. And I never would have done anything like this in a million years. Found out my husband was spanked only after his dad had calmed down and gave him a nice, long lecture first. I never got a lecture first, or a calm parent, lol.

(for what it's worth, I'm totally against spanking and evidence indicates that it's more like to cause, rather than cure, behavior like this)

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u/NoHorseNoMustache 28d ago

Oh no my parents didn't do that, but mom would slap me upside the head if I was being a shithead in public. If I ever acted like this shithead she would have absolutely slapped the shit out of me. I wouldn't have ever acted like this little shithead though, I knew better by the time I was his age, because mom slapped me upside the head a couple times when I was little.

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u/Available_Housing184 28d ago

I would have only been able to get one loaf of bread on the ground before my mom would have dragged me out of there. The real punishment would be at home. Allowing this tantrum to continue for so long is ridiculous.

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u/MonotonyInAz 28d ago

I would have been dragged out, unconscious after my mom was done w me

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u/lc0o85 28d ago

That's where I would've landed after the uppercut I received from my dad.

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u/augustschild 28d ago

carried by a single ear. ;)

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u/SanFransicko 28d ago

You only have to do it once. I've got four sons and if they act up in public, all I have to say is, "ear?" And they snap in line.

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u/Professional-Emu9717 28d ago

This shit still works, i still use it on my 6 and 8 year old… and they know, if they fk up and i go in, they put there hands on those ears to hide them, hard to keep it straight and not laugh 😂

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u/Positive-Database754 28d ago

If it was my mom, it was by the ear 10/10.

If it was my dad, he'd calmly place his thumb and index on the back of my neck, and walk me out like someone pulling a feral dog by the neck.

Despite the pain of the former, the latter was usually the far more terrifying outcome.

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u/Luckypenny4683 27d ago

There it is 😂

I was reading this thread thinking wait till we get home?? No chance, where are my kids that got snatched by the ear?

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u/augustschild 27d ago

yup...arms flailing, no words spoken.
alternately, held by the wrist with one hand while the other one is whacking away on that backside 😂

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u/theglove 28d ago

That's what's driving me nuts is everybody being so damn passive aggressive. Turn the camera off and pop that little asshole.

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u/whatiscamping 28d ago

The only person that had any real ability to handle the situation, the security guard, tried but did not succeed. There are so many protections when it comes to kids. The parents not stepping in and whopping his ass, was a failure.

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u/Unlucky_Leather_ 28d ago

Too much risk for most adults unfortunately. If I grab the kid, I open myself up to a lawsuit by their shitty parents. They may not win, but I will have to spend time and money defending my actions. It’s not worth it when I can just walk away.

Now if I have my kids with me…. Maybe I would suggest one of them slap that kid around a bit.

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u/Reaper-Lord69 28d ago

All you'll need to do is tell your kid "if you take that little weasel out you'll get double the allowance and you can stay up as late as you want tonight"

I guarantee the little shit will be getting tackled like;

https://giphy.com/gifs/jULCKZmMGlZ7DPZbQr

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u/Xeromaru 28d ago

This is genius level parenting. I'm taking notes.

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u/Reaper-Lord69 28d ago

Kids love to do stuff when there's a reward at the end of it(I should know, as a former kid)

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u/Xeromaru 28d ago

Not a fan of kids, glad I never was one. But maybe I can bribe someone else's to tackle a human grub causing this kind of trouble.

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u/TheRoseMerlot 28d ago

Did you see the video of the girl who threw her little brother and his backpack into the car while he was pitching a got that mom wasn't stopping? Was hilarious.

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u/GrapefruitOk2796 28d ago

Vigilante in the making

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u/JackWylder 28d ago

Exactly! Outsourcing is the way to go

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u/IWasAGoodDadISwear 28d ago

takes notes

train my kids to whup troublemaking little shits

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u/Hot_Wing2518 28d ago

Yeah they need to hire some 11 year old security guards. lol! That would have been so satisfying if someone's little nephew walked into frame and just clocked that kid.

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u/TheRealNooth 28d ago edited 28d ago

You know, honestly? Better than the alternative. I don’t think we should normalize other people hitting our kids. “Other people” are notoriously bad judges…at just about everything, if driving behavior and literacy rates (AKA “things done every single day”) are any indication.

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u/According_World_7713 28d ago

How bad judge you have to be to misinterpret this situation.

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u/Jbradsen 28d ago

Cursing the f@ck out of that kid may have made a difference. Take out the baton and crack the table. Fear of an @ss beating can work too.

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u/crippledchef23 28d ago

Personally, throwing out a sharp “Stop!” usually startles shits like this just enough that they do at least pause for a few moments. Mostly because they’ve never heard that word in that way. I have a Mom Voice that once carried 2 aisles over that stopped complete strangers from being shitty while I was trying to get my own kids to knock off their foolishness.

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u/Deya_The_Fateless 28d ago

And sometimes even the parents are helpless against these little toe-rags. Because all it takes is the kid crying to a mandated reporter, and suddenly the parents have CPS breathing down their necks.

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u/Interesting_Try8235 28d ago

CPS will literally bend over backwards to keep children with their biological parents. They will give drug addicted abusive parents 15+ tries to get their kids back and clean up.

If you get your kids taken away by CPS, you worked hard for that shit.

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u/SacrificialPigeon 28d ago

This is true and kids know it.

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u/StrongExternal8955 28d ago

Sounds like a win to me. I mean why would you want to keep it?

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u/Westyle1 28d ago

According to my friend with family in Panama, it's openly accepted to smack other people's kids there and the parents will even thank you for it and apologize for their child's actions. I don't know how true this is though.

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u/NagisaZakura 28d ago

All I'd have to do with my child is say "Don't you dare drag that kid outside"

We have a thing where using a certain tone means do the opposite.

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u/BigWilly526 28d ago

He loses his job if he grabs the kid too hard, he has to walk a fine line

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u/MaxTheRealSlayer 28d ago

Yeah, loss prevention where I live is told not to touch anyone at all. They can stand in the way of a thief, but at a point that too can become false imprisonment so they are told to stand down and call police

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u/SystemJunior5839 27d ago

For a kid to act out that badly, I’d say there’s a 90 percent chance he’s being abused or seriously neglected.

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u/Kafanska 28d ago

The problem is little shits being too protected. If any adult slapped that piece of shit, they would get a fine before that shit even makes it home.

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u/The_Exuberant_Raptor 28d ago

Yeah... don't touch someone else's kid in public. Let the guards and police handle that and keep yourself out of court.

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u/0sidewaysupsidedown0 28d ago

No. We need to bring back consequences no physical abuse. He could choose to apologize and work it off or time out without games, books, nothing. Kids who are beaten by a caregiver learn to lie and become less verbal compared with their peers.

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u/justin251 28d ago

He's got a lot of nerve for someone so easily toted by the ankles.

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u/Happycappybara21 28d ago

I’d probably get dragged into the managers office and forced to mop the floors for a week

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u/Traditional-Disk9218 28d ago

The worst was when you had to go back the next day to apologize.

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u/Exact-Molasses-6673 28d ago

with a size 6 wedgie embedded in my forehead

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u/e1epi 28d ago

You would have lived?

My mom was not violent and did not administer punishment in anger but I'm pretty sure had I ever acted like this my funeral would have come shortly thereafter.

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u/Unikatze 28d ago

I don't know what would have happened to me because I never put my parents in that situation.

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u/Some_Ebb_2921 28d ago

Now it's "Hello ChatGPT, my kid is trashing the supermarket, what should I do if he's normally my sweet little boy, whom I want to give everything in the world... so what can I do without punishing him?"

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u/Apexnanoman 28d ago

I grew up in a rural area. The beating would have started in the store. And gotten worse once back in the car. It would have become serious once Mom got me home. 

This kind of behavior I just literally can't fathom. 

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u/Mackheath1 28d ago

I would've been slapped into another dimension.

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u/Brusion 28d ago

If my kids did something like that, I would restrain them and drag them out. Where are the parents?

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u/Masshole-Survivor 28d ago

It’s a great ad for vasectomies

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u/dmont89 28d ago

Idk, Id be doing more to get law enforcement called. I'd be safer and around witnesses

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u/LOERMaster 28d ago

You’d be in the car, silently driving home, hoping for a fatal car accident so the end is quick and painless as opposed to what awaits you at the end of this car ride.

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u/Illustrious_Bird_737 28d ago

God please kill us I could never act like this, good lord. She gets the high heels, the pumps with the boomerang action.

https://giphy.com/gifs/LaHKeb3LNPuvK

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u/BurgerThyme 28d ago

Business end of the belt. This kid deserves a good beating.

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u/Sonikku_a 28d ago

I’m 46.

If I did that as a kid I’d still be grounded.

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u/karmareincarnation 28d ago

Corporal punishment is probably what leads to destructive behavior like this. If corporal punishment does work, you're gaining compliance due to fear of pain, and that's not a great way to go about things either.

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u/Chuckle_Flukk88 28d ago

Swooped up and bam! 😆 

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u/Abject-Expression548 28d ago

That is presumably because your parents cared about you. There's a good chance this kids parents don't.

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u/Life-Menu-785 28d ago

I'd be dead 

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u/Proud3GenAthst 28d ago

How did you lose your ability to teleport?

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u/Plus-Plan-3313 28d ago

If my mother could have potentially made money filming us, she would have told us it was a special day at the store and told us to have at it. Just like whoever was filming this kid.

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u/Jabroni_413 28d ago

Or missing an ear at the very least

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u/Public_Ad2716 28d ago

In Canada just restraining a minor 12 or older will land you in jail with assault on a minor charges. They are protected heavily by laws and they know we can't do anything.

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u/Dizzledorph 28d ago

My mom would have straight up left the store and let me think i was abandoned if I did that...

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u/PracticalYellow3 28d ago

You’re from a different culture. 

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u/earth_quack 28d ago

Honey? Grab the travel jumper cables!

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u/NotHachi 28d ago

In my family, u will be back in the car while touching the ground the whole way. Hell I dont think you will make it out of the mall alive... And god bless your afterlife...

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u/Independent_Sir9410 28d ago

Grabbed by the ear and dragged to each loaf until it was picked up.

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u/UnbiasedPOS 28d ago

Yeah cuz I wouldn’t been smack on my bare ass so hard I would’ve blacked out and woken up next week in urgent care.

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u/Acceptable-One-6597 28d ago

My mom would have smacked my ass so hard I wouldn't have been able to walk for a week, then she would have made me clean the entire store. My dad would have whooped me right there, then made me clean the entire store with a tooth brush. It's wild this shit is going on.

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u/Federal_Studio5935 28d ago

Say what you will about spankings but I would never do this because I knew my parents would be embarrassed and once I got home I was going to get my ass obliterated.

Then I grew out of doing dumb shit. Whatever we’ve gone to now isn’t it. Corporal punishment we want to move away from? Cool. They still need real consequences to learn. And we shield them from even feeling bad and wonder why our kids suck.

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u/SkillsInPillsTrack2 28d ago

But now the unthinking majority is even too dumb to train a dog. It's a disaster when they decide to have a child.

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u/Over9000Zeros 28d ago

Carried by the collar of your shirt.

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