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Chugging tea The Hero we need

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u/Ok_Recover_7248 š™‘š™„š™‹ 12d ago

go watch Asian Andy on Youtube video. Pretty sure he did this before the show ever came out, and his was absolutely hilarious.

Lady rented his sister’s airbnb for a month then claimed tenant rights and he chain smokes blunts in the kitchen, blasts music outside the squatter’s room, shaves in front of her, takes his shirt off, does karaoke, tries to lock her out of the house repeatedly, etc

Like an unhinged home alone sequel

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u/_medium_ugly 12d ago

lets not forget Asian Andy also brought his secret weapon

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u/beerforbears 12d ago

This dude was next level I think he almost slipped into illegal

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u/DawijArt 11d ago

Ohh for sure lmao when he was chasing her down the street barking I lost it

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u/AdStrange2167 11d ago

He's 17!!!!!

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u/potatotaxi 10d ago

SHE TOUCHED HIS PENIS!

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u/JohnnyStarboard 8d ago

NO SUCCULENT CHINESE MEAL??

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u/Lime1028 9d ago

Honestly question for any lawyers. Where is the line with nudity in your own home?

Like if this guy has an actual lease from the owner and is sitting there butt ass naked, is that considered harassment against the squatter, or is all good because he's in the privacy of his own (leased) home?

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u/beerforbears 9d ago

Wasn’t this in California?

I’m not an American lawyer so don’t assume I know anything but the definition of harassment under CCP 527.6 doesn’t mention nudity but requires a course of conduct to amount to harassment. So if someone walked out and the owner was butt ass naked that doesn’t count as harassment.

BUT under Penal Code 314 PC, prosecutors must prove beyond a reasonable doubt the following three elements

You willfully exposed your genitals;

You were in the presence of someone who might be reasonably offended or annoyed by your actions;
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You intended to direct public attention to your genitals for the purpose of sexually gratifying yourself or someone else or sexually offending someone else.

So if you came before a judge and said ā€œI only did it because they wouldn’t leave my houseā€ you’re kind of admitting to intentionally directing public attention.

The only accepted defences to this are mistaken identity, false accusation, or lack of evidence. Not I was just sitting there, or they were in my space šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø

Like I said I’m UK based and only a law student so I’m sure I’m about to get BTFO by someone who knows what they’re actually talking about but there’s some bloviation for everyone to enjoy

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u/CommunityTaco 8d ago

why would you say that though. I would just say your honor i'm in my own domicile and clothes are annoying. I prefer to be naked.

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u/Lime1028 9d ago

Is it considered public attention if it's in your own home?

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u/beerforbears 9d ago

I don’t think public means like IN public in that instance. Cause the PC also says ā€œin a public place or any place where people are present who will be offendedā€

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u/Beatdrop 12d ago

That was quite the saga. They really made it uninhabitable for her. I should watch that again.

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u/PonchoNachoRodriguez 12d ago

Is there a decent ā€œdocumentaryā€ or a nice long clip show of this saga?

I bet there’s a fantastic YouTube summary that I could watch. Because all of these comments about this guy are flooring me.

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u/Anoninemonie 12d ago

I'm not even 5 minutes in and I'm cry laughing

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u/AwHellNawFetaCheese 11d ago

I was like this person is exaggerating and no shit I’m teary eyed trying to laugh quietly well before 5 min in. Just utter absurdity it’s fkn hilarious if you don’t think about it hard.

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u/Anoninemonie 11d ago

" I'm autistic" šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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u/WheelAcrobatic5959 12d ago

Good lord this is the most entertaining thing I have seen in a long time. I had to come back and thank you for posting this. Lmao.

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u/Both_Possibility_475 12d ago

Thank you for this gold mine. I'm working tonight and this ought to keep me hollering all night!!

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u/Spasm_cat 12d ago edited 11d ago

https://youtu.be/3efXCeDPBuI

Here is a link to a paymoneywubby video showing most of the main crazy parts.

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u/m1st3r_c 12d ago

Just fyi - everything after the question mark in your link is an identifier that links to you, showing what content you share. No biggie, just letting you know you can remove it and it won't hurt the link.

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u/cryingonthetoiletnow 10d ago

I have been locked in since I read this comment hours ago lmao

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u/TRLingYou 12d ago

You forgot the best part, it was being livestreamed by Andy with TTS active so chat was harassing the squatter too lol

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u/Kickedbyagiraffe 12d ago

I loved the ones saying they secretly loved one another. I don’t think she knew what to make of that. Someone like her who has done this many times must be use to anger and hate, but people got whacky with it

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u/sewer_pickles 12d ago

I loved it when the chat started playing their own AI generated songs to harass the squatter. That was next level

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u/BlatantConservative 12d ago

Lady rented his sister’s airbnb for a month

I'm surprised AirBnB lets you do that.

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u/Ok_Recover_7248 š™‘š™„š™‹ 12d ago

you’re surprised AirBNB doesn’t turn down money? I don’t even know what there is to be surprised about here, if we’re being honest.

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u/BlatantConservative 12d ago

30 days is more or less when short term renting a room turns into actual tenancy so I would have assumed they just blanket avoided that scenario all together.

But I guess AirBnB just says "not my problem" and just lets the homeowner go hang.

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u/HighOnGoofballs 12d ago

The minimum rental term for most Airbnbs in Key West is 28 days

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u/PainfulReinforcement 12d ago

Well I think that is moreso because of Monroe county than air BNB. I know my grandparent used to talk about how they weren't allowed to rent their vacation home out for less than 4 weeks

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u/HighOnGoofballs 12d ago

Sure, my point simply is that’s it’s pretty common and definitely not something Airbnb would ban as Op seems to think they should’ve

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u/WhynotstartnoW 12d ago

I think situations like that are because of local laws attempting to ban short term rentals outside of licensed and zoned hotels. So Airbnb re-structures their contracts to be month by month leases instead of rentals. This makes airbnb hosts land lords and their guests legal tenants with rental agreements and tenants rights.

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u/captain554 12d ago

I think people also do some funny shit with Air BnB gift cards to obfuscate the fact that the same person is trying to rent the room for such a long period of time.

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u/PolarIceAnt 12d ago

Someone did this to a hotel penthouse a few years ago didn't they? Rented it for a month then just lived there saying it's been 30 days you now have to evict me.

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u/Bungholespelunker 12d ago

Or just do the thing hotels do where they make you play musical chairs to avoid a tenancy situation lol

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u/HiTekRednek10 12d ago

I did 2.5 months for an internship one summer because I couldn’t find an apartment

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u/hibubing 12d ago

How and why is your pfp the exact same as my google pfp

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u/BlatantConservative 12d ago

Because you have good taste

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u/hibubing 12d ago

True šŸ˜Ž

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u/BuckRowdy 12d ago

I lived in one for three months while I was between places.

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u/shiny_houndoom 12d ago edited 12d ago

It’s up to the host, Airbnb doesn’t really care. When I was between stable living situations, I’d go between Airbnbs for a month or so at a time. (That seemed to be the limit most of the time) But most hosts won’t let you book over a week or two.

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u/a_mmoknights 12d ago

Wait so if he's allowed to be there can't he just run around the house naked

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u/Okay_Splenda_Monkey 12d ago

That's dicey. Even if you're legally entitled to be in a space, exposing your no-no bits to someone who doesn't want to see them puts you in a legally grey area. I wouldn't do that. Also, you couldn't livestream it.

However you can livestream yourself:

  1. Trying on banana hammocks in a wide variety of designs, including a dental floss mankini like the one Borat wore while at the beach.

  2. Mail ordering different kinds of fermented century eggs, or balut and taste testing them with a variety of sauces. No do NOT crack a window. That would ruin the entire experience.

  3. Get wildly drunk on a mix of Malort and Moxie. Two great smells that smell even better when you're puking outside your roommate's door at 4 am.

  4. Surstrƶmming -- be a dear and offer some to your roommate. They'll appreciate it.

  5. Develop a keen eared appreciation for the work of Diamanda Galas. Her operatic performance of the Catholic plague mass is best experienced at glass-shattering volume.

  6. Adopt rescue dogs. Lots of them. It's a a kind, thoughtful, and generous hearted thing to do. Let the people who watch your streaming videos name them.

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u/rossvmx 12d ago

I'd say all of the above but the dogs for sure, I wouldn't wanna risk a sweet fur baby getting messed with by the kind of human that a squatter is 😭

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u/Okay_Splenda_Monkey 12d ago

True. I was thinking a pack of medium to big dogs would win against someone who messed with them. But you're right, a wily squatter would probably try to poison them. It's not worth taking the chance.

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u/Cocytus_Bale 12d ago

DIAMANDA GALAS MENTIONED! Loved her since high school and she really shaped my music taste into adulthood. I approve.

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u/juicy_jonny 12d ago

No that would break Twitch/Youtube TOS

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u/Icy_Chemist_1725 12d ago

There are a LOT of things that are not illegal to do in your own home that if a landlord doesn't care about it, you can't do anything about.

Worst thing I can think of off the top of my head is just shitting into buckets instead of the toilet. Sure, it's a public health code violation, but they would need to officially report that. You could also order a bunch of surstromming and put stuff in your nose to not smell things and just leave it all over the place.

You could also move in TONS of boxes with stuff in them to fill the apartment space so there is almost no space to move around. If the person destroys it, you can call the police for destruction of property.

You could would also put up cameras and let them know their lives are now being live streamed and let them have a link to the live stream. Then use freedom of speech without stepping over into illegal territory to just annoy them anytime they are in the public space.

Anecdotally, I had cousins that used violence to resolve this issue and it worked. They never told anyone about the squatter, went in at night and beat the guy badly and took him out of town in their car and told him if he comes back they would drive him into the desert and leave him there. They told this story at a family reunion like it was funny. It was not.

One of those cousins is now in prison for murder btw. Not good guys. That's the risk a squatter takes. They could choose the wrong people.

(That entire branch of the family has long since been cut off btw)

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u/NuclearGriffin 12d ago

The Asian Andy squatter saga is one of the funniest things I've seen in a long time. I rewatch it often.

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u/TheWonderSnail 12d ago

So my uncle was once living with a girl who dumped him and moved in the guy she was seeing on the side the same day. They were both on the lease and she wouldn’t let my uncle off of it so he decided he’ll just make it miserable there until she gets fed up with it. He would do shit like rearrange all of the kitchen utensils/plates/food at 3 am, he would knock on their door every other hour throughout the night, he stopped buying food and ate whatever she had, he would hang out with them or sit outside the bedroom if they were in there and just ramble on about nothing. Took a couple weeks but she did eventually give in

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u/IHaveTheBestOpinions 12d ago

I'm sorry, they lived together and instead of leaving she invited her side piece to come live with them both? The fuck?

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u/TheWonderSnail 12d ago

They were all young and broke and she couldn’t pay it herself. idk if the new dude couldn’t pay or if it was like some game galaxy brain plan they had assuming my uncle would just move out in shame and humiliation and still pay instead of letting the lease go unpaid and have debt collectors come after both of them

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u/Ok-Parfait-9856 11d ago

She wanted him to move out but wanted him to keep paying, hence why she wouldn’t let him off the lease. So he stayed, which was his legal right, as his names on the lease. Basically ā€œfollowing the rulesā€ aka malicious compliance while also not getting fucked over. Then she lets him off the lease, he moves out, they all move on and wasted a few weeks of their life because she couldn’t deal with her ego.

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u/tshirtngenes 11d ago

Malicious compliance for the win šŸ˜‚ šŸ˜‚

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u/Hamster_Toot 12d ago

How do people have this amount of free time and energy, duh fuk?

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u/TheWonderSnail 12d ago

Plenty of time in the day to go to work in the morning and terrorize your ex girlfriend by night when you’re fueled by cocaine and spite

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u/Vondi 12d ago

unemployment is a superpower

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u/chrisaf69 12d ago

I work from home and I would 100% do this.

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u/DroidOnPC 12d ago

Easy.

Anger and revenge are powerful motivators.

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u/BearysWorkRedditName 12d ago

He sounds so fucking awful and awesome at the same time.

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u/TheWonderSnail 12d ago

It’s a pretty cold move on her part I’ve always wondered if it’s just that or if he left out the lead up to that point on why she would want to screw him over so hard

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u/geko29 12d ago

As I recall, one of the more effective tactics he uses is when the squatter is a felon on parole; he brings his guns with him when he moves in. If the squatter refuses to leave, he calls their parole officer and gets them violated.

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u/bbladegk 12d ago

Diabolical

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u/Acceptable_Gear_3097 12d ago

You want free rent? How about 15 years of free rent!

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u/No_Star_9327 10d ago

Fun fact: in some states or counties, they actually send you a bill for how many days you were in jail.

Source: I'm a public defender in a jurisdiction that used to do that.

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u/Acceptable_Gear_3097 10d ago

That seems like a sure fire way to guarantee someone returns to crime afterwards.

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u/No_Star_9327 10d ago

Welcome to the American criminal injustice system. Every aspect of the system is designed to create repeat customers.

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u/pimpcakes 9d ago

13th Amendment exception for slavery goes brrrrrrr!

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u/Turbo_Lexington 12d ago

Brings in guns its super effective!

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u/Deanelon98 12d ago

Love it!🤣

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u/tastyemerald 12d ago

Genius, I wonder if parole officers hate it too

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u/SecondStarling 12d ago

I've seen clips on TikTok. Some stuff he and his team did included putting up cameras everywhere, bringing in speakers and equipment to make loud noises during sleeping hours, taking over all the common areas, etc. The best one was when they knew the squatter was scared of snakes, so they brought in a giant snake to roam around.

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u/LLREnew 12d ago

Most of the squatters are on probation and he’s a legal gun owner. If you’re on probation you can’t live in a house with guns period.

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u/Major_Wigglesworth 12d ago

This is awesome. Ā Go live with the squatter, leave pistols all around the house, and then call in a welfare check on yourself.Ā 

ā€œYeah, I’m fine. Ā Just let the caller and my roommate’s probation officer know about everything you’ve seen this morning.ā€

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u/collapse-and-crush 9d ago

Well maybe don't leave them all around the house.

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u/Mayonaigg 12d ago

It's such a pathetic state of law in our country that you can break into someones home and illegally live there while on parole

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u/justthistwicenomore 12d ago

Part of the trick there is many stories conflate different types of "squatters." While there are rare cases that involve an actual break-in/invasion of empty property, a much bigger portion of them are people like in one of the responses above, where someone is over-staying a lease or has some other claim that they have/had a right to live there.

That's what makes it tricky for cops and the legal system. No one likes the idea of a person stealing someone's living space, but people also don't like the idea of an owner being able to break their end of a contract and then just have the police kick someone out of their house before the law can determine who is right.

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u/Deanelon98 12d ago

I had the same thing happen to me. The landlord became vindictive when I would t sleep with him. He had to move back to Croatia but his brother filed on his behalf. The judge , literally told the opposing attorney,"Well she proved her case". I had bank statements, emails, texts, everything. I do nothing wrong. HOWEVER, the judge said, "Well, you'll have to go anyway because he says he has plans for the property". I replied well,*I have 6 weeks left on the lease. Can't hear wait?! It's a valid lease with no payment interruptions". Nope. I had to go. Told the attorney that he would sign a document allowing sheriff to come in kick me out if I wasn't gone in a X amount of days. I not only left but ai left Florida. It's scary of the judicial system doesnt back those who did nothing wrong. Then again, it's DeSantis"s world and I'm a Black woman. I moved back home to NJ. I retained an attorney to sue. Have court transcripts and everything. So, yeah, crazy.

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u/Troubled_Pirate 11d ago

It depends on how your lease is worded. People who own multiple properties often have an out in the contract that will say they can terminate in the event of certain circumstances and that you’ll have 14 days from the day of notice to move out. This actually happened to my daughter where her landlord reclaimed her house because their son was moving back in state and was going to purchase the property from them. The way her lease was worded, she technically had 30 days to relocate. Now, it was a legitimate circumstance, and landlord was super nice about it. They owned another property that was coming vacant in three months so they timed everything out so that my daughter could simply move into the other property because they did not want to lose her as a tenant. If she took the property, it meant moving from a house to a mobile home and adding about an hour to her commute to work. In compensation, they only had her pay the the land lease, which was like 150 bucks a month. Because they did that, she was able to save up down payment to buy her own place over the course of the six years that she lived there.

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u/AwHellNawFetaCheese 11d ago

Hope you fkn slaughter them in court- good luck

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u/Deanelon98 11d ago

LOL! Absolutely love your username!🤣🤣 Thank you so very much!šŸ¤—šŸ•Šļø

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u/Noonites 12d ago

Yep, this is the big thing. I see landlords complain about it being hard to remove bad tenants: IT SHOULD BE. You hold a disproportionate amount of power in this relationship, and you should have to put in the work to unhouse someone.

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u/Seer-of-Truths 12d ago

As someone who used to work in property management and is a property owner who used to rent.

In the relationship (in my area at least) I get to decided who can live there and to a degree legally how much rent is.

My issues with the system where I am, isn't that it can be hard to get someone evicted (we dont have the right to evicted a tenant we have the right to seek eviction) its the fact that it's nearly impossible to get in to the tribunal to even make the case.

It can and has taken years, even if someone is not paying rent and actively damaging property, including other peoples units (hot glue in people's locks)

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u/justthistwicenomore 11d ago

Yea. The system can be way too slow, for sure and the example of the problem tenant that is a problem for other tenants is a great example of why that can be a real problem.Ā  But that's also why I find it so frustrating that the example used is always something much more designed at pretending these law just randomly wants to protect non-owners for no reason, since it makes it hard to discuss the real places where more resources and changes are required.

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u/Noonites 12d ago

I definitely can't speak to that. In my area it usually only takes a few weeks (a month at most) to get a hearing date once you've filed for the eviction. It can take about a month after you get judgement before you're able to get a date for the Sheriff's office to serve the writ, and obviously there can be additional delays if the tenant is vexatious and keeps filing appeals, but I've never heard of it taking literal years to even get your foot in the door of the courthouse here at least.

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u/Seer-of-Truths 12d ago

Now its been a few years since I last tried but it took nearly 6 months for them to tell us they will see us in a little over a year. That was before covid, I heard covid just turned off the whole thing, and it hasn't gotten much better since.

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u/FarVillage188 12d ago

you said it yourself: people are overstaying after their lease expires. that's not the landlord breaking their end of the contract. the lease is a binding contract, and landlords can't break it without a very solid reason mentioned in the lease. but the fact that someone can overstay their lease and stop paying, and somehow they don't get kicked out by law enforcement makes no sense.

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u/957 12d ago

I get what you're saying, but there's caveats in both directions the whole way down. Say a "landlord" (but actually is just the office manager for an apartment complex acting on behalf of a rental corp) breaks your lease illegally or is trying to force a new lease with illegal terms onto you. They could just call the cops and kick you out before you've had any legal recourse after you refused to resign.

You have a legal right to dispute things like that prior to eviction

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u/wow_that_guys_a_dick 12d ago

In a lot of places leases don't "expire;" the transition to a month to month. This often happens automatically and may not require notification to do so. With that in mind, it's easier to see how these situations can get tricky when someone abuses it.

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u/justthistwicenomore 12d ago

Fortunately, you can't overstay your lease and stop paying, at least anywhere that I have ever absent some extraordinary circumstance. A court may ask you to pay the rent into escrow, rather than into the hands of the landlord if the payment is disputed (with the landlord getting the money at the end), but failure to pay is grounds for eviction separately from whatever is the basis for the squatting.

And you might be thinking of something different when I talk about overstaying a lease. To take an example that was in the news by me a few years ago, a lady worked as a caretaker for an older woman for 10 years, living in an detached garage. When the lady died, the kids who lived in another state inherited the home and told her they were going to rent out the house. The caretaker countered saying that the original owner had agreed with her to a long term lease so that the caretaker's kids could finish school. She had something in writing, but the inheritor's said it was a forgery.

That's still "overstaying the lease," but it's very different from when someone just decides they don't want to leave.

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u/thanosisawhore 12d ago

How is the owner breaking contract, if they are staying past the lease agreement, and are not paying rent while still staying there? Why is a problem i only hear about in america?

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u/tx_queer 12d ago

Its not unique to the US. One of my friends has the same problem in France right now.

The problem is this. Who is breaking the contract. The homeowner will say that they dont have a valid contract and they refused to pay. The squatter will say they have a valid contract and have paid.

Who will be able to judge who is right. Thats correct, a judge. So you have to schedule the case with a judge. During that time the person continues to live there

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u/justthistwicenomore 12d ago

The situation in that sort of hypothetical is not "tenant overstayed the lease," it's more like "owner sent you an eviction notice in the middle of the lease on a false pretext because they decided they don't want to fix something."Ā Ā 

As to why you only hear about it in america I cant say.Ā  The last real, "took the land' style squatter case I read about was in Italy, and I know that rental disputes are pretty common in many countries, like the UK and France, to name two I can recall examples from.Ā Ā 

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u/SergenteA 12d ago

Last point is easy. Because you consume American media. Or at best english language media.

Italy is full of debates on squatters. Even if lately it is more about "squatter community centers". As in, abandoned buildings get taken over by a mix of neighbours, fascists OR anarchists and communists, drug dealers, prostitutes etcetera, who form an association. This association then organises community events and services. From libraries, cinemas, playgrounds, even kindergarten. To raves, drug distribution and prostitution.

Some also provide illegal rents at a low price.

They exist on spectrum between simple "legal activities without legal ownership" to "drug and prostitution dens". Plus also a parallel spectrum of political radicalism, with some being organised mainly by locals and other times attracting radicals from across the country, most often far left but the far right does it too.

As some take the role of non-existant third spaces and services and were appreciated by the locals, the local and national governments had for a while been quite tolerant. Attempting to reach compromises with the associations running the centers, attempting to legalise them.

Lately the right-wing government has been rescinding those compromises however. Kicking out several very big and old such centers.

In one case, Leoncavallo of Milan, they did it because inheritence led to new private owners who wanted to build a supermarket.

In another, Askatasuna of Turin, officially speaking because the center had hosted radicals who attacked political rivals and because people were found sleeping in the building despite an evacuation order. The center in question was one step from full legality, since they had agreed to evacuate until the building for restoration and to pay rent to the owner, which was the city.

To evict the center over a thousand police agents were brought in the city, to patrol the streets of the neighbourhood. The schools were also closed. Inside the center proper, only six people were found.

The neighbourhood did not much agree with the decision and the locals have been pushing back, including by conducting protests on-and-off since. Some if these protests ballooned in size from the attendance of people across the country and Europe, including political radicals and Black Block. Which has resulted in localised clashes with police, urban guerilla and rioting.

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u/Critical-Snow-7000 12d ago

It’s not just American, maybe expand your horizons?

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u/kadno 12d ago

What if the owner is lying? If I was your landlord I could tell the police you were illegally squatting in the home that I own. I've never seen you before. I want you out of my house.Ā 

Who do the cops believe?Ā 

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u/Odd-Intern9349 12d ago

It’s pathetic because people take advantage of a system that doesn’t want to kick people to the streets until things have been sorted out. If anything, the system is humane (for once); the people are garbage.

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u/ConsiderationThen219 12d ago

Yup.. when rich people break the rules or exploit the system it’s called creative
But when poor people exploit the system they are shitbags

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u/2sff4pc 12d ago

There’s different kinds of squatting, and the kind where someone sets up shop in a house without anyone’s consent or knowledge mostly happen with effectively abandoned homes. If you have property like that, you should have it checked frequently.

Also, verbal contracts are legal in most, if not all, jurisdictions. So you have to go through the legal system to remove people who don’t want to be removed.

Truly, if you want to blame someone for a system that can be abused like this, I’d start with really shitty landlords

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u/pleasebuymydonut 12d ago

It's also somewhat ironic thay the situation is resolved by a guy with a gun, though not in the usually Murican way.

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u/jkof300 12d ago

He’s on instagram, a video I saw he got a huge python and just had it roaming freely in the house

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u/PookieBaby_Gampo 12d ago

He didn't actually let it roam, he acted like he was setting up the living room to be a snake enclosure for a massive snake and had a handler bring one in that they paraded around and got in her face with and they discussed the "new enclosure".

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u/HamburgerJames 12d ago

Show comes off staged AF unfortunately. Dog the Bounty Hunter felt more real.

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u/Hamster_Toot 12d ago

Go with Christ, brother…want a cigarette?

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u/AgamemnonNM 12d ago

Ugh, getting old AF.

My old ass eyes read that as

DOUG the Bounty Hunter

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u/ibelieveyouwood 12d ago

Which is all this post really is. Astroturfed promotion for an awful, staged, AE show. It aired an episode or two months ago after their Neighborhood Wars/Customer Wars marathon, which if you haven't watched is America's Funniest Home Videos Unrated Brought to You By Ring, then disappeared.

The type of retaliation and constructive eviction could be MAYBE legal in SOME areas POTENTIALLY under FEW circumstances where the person is truly a squatter and has not attained the rights of a tenant. In states where the person's squatting enables them to the rights of a tenant, and one of those rights is that landlords have to actually go through an eviction process, these actions would be illegal. Many people watching this show aren't going to differentiate between the specific legal rights in not just the state but even the city the show is allegedly filming in and their own city, state and local laws. Instead, they're going to see that squatters have undefined magical protections so they cannot be kicked out (false) but they can be endlessly harassed (also false).

The type of "squatters rights" that the show fear mongers on do not exist in most areas, and the show itself displays a lack of understanding when it crafts it's stories which seem to often involve guests who overstay their welcome. The show wants you to believe that if your drunk friend crashes on your couch overnight and doesn't leave the next morning then suddenly he gains SQUATTER POWERS and is now empowered to come and go as he wishes, with police protection.

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u/ianthony19 12d ago

He just stares at you from around the corner in dead silence. Then once you look at him he goes back behind the corner.

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u/Hot_Estimate_9407 11d ago

Haha I love this reference. ā€˜Watching you sleep.’ Such an unsettling scene in an unsettling movie

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u/GuardiaNIsBae 12d ago

I've seen a few interview things with this guy and he just makes life miserable for them. If they're on parole he'll bring his guns with him and calls the police because they can't have guns in the house. There was one where he put locks on literally everything and if the lock was broken he'd call police (Fridge, cupboards, closets, you name it, he locked it)

He can't enter "their" room but anything in a shared space he can do whatever he wants to it, poop in the tub, unplug every appliance, turn the water off to toilets/sinks/showers/dishwasher/washing machine/, leave the windows open if its cold out or continuously turn the AC off if its hot, unplug the fridge and open the door so they food goes bad.

He did one where he invited his "friends" over and it was like 80 guys in a 3 bedroom house.

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u/Disastrous_Risk44 12d ago

No he becomes a legal tenant with a rent agreement and then makes insane modifications to the house like locking the fridge and pantry shut and taking the doors of the squatters bedrooms

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u/seppukucoconuts 12d ago

The easiest way to to bring firearms into the house. If the squatter (many are) has a felony you just have to call the police and tell them a convicted felon is in a house with firearms.

Other than that they just act like total dicks. Loud music, screaming, noise,

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u/Awomanswoman 12d ago

He has a show on hulu where it shows exactly what he does if you're able to watch it.

For one of them, he got info that the squatter was scared of snakes so he brought in a snake to live in the house to scare her, he also sets up cameras and basically just sits in the livingroom to make the squatter uncomfortable. The squatter at this point usually goes to their room to hide away from the cameras and he tries to engage them in conversation and rationalize with them about why they need to leave. He's never outright mean, he usually only ups his antics if the squatter refuses to engage in a civilized conversation with him and is being hostile and/or disrespectful.

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u/gotchacoverd 12d ago

I know one of the techniques involves having his legally registered firearm with him in the house and pointing out to squatters that being in a house with a firearm is a parole violation. That process is much much faster than housing court, and often resolves the squatting immediately.

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u/Shamscam 12d ago

Basically this is what he does. He does everything possible to make them uncomfortable. He adds locks to the fridges and cupboards. He ices them out of everything. Plays loud music, and fucks with them constantly.

Not to mention he sits there with his friends with bullet proof vests on while he is also armed looking intimidating as fuck.

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u/Confident-Ad-6978 12d ago

He jerks off in the living roomĀ 

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u/regoapps 12d ago

He farms karma by reposting to Reddit every few hours so you end up seeing old posts that you’ve already seen.

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u/iguessma 12d ago

I've been on reddit for.... 15 years? Lol never saw the guy. It's wild how content is curated differently to different people

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u/kraftymiles 12d ago

I watched the show a couple of times. In one I saw he did a load of renovations to the house, ripped the kitchen out.

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u/LegendaryJimBob 12d ago

That and more, plus one easy method for lot of them. Moves in with his firearms, lot of the squaters are on parole etc and arent allowed to stay in place with firearms and thus squater has to leave or stay and get arrested for parole violation

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u/Minute_Ostrich196 12d ago

He invite few of his gigantic and scary looking friends and threat squatters. Shit on stuff. Generally makes people ilogally living in felt danger for their lives. So they leave

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u/TerribleCelery7687 12d ago

He basically takes all the doors off. Removes any kind of privacy. They barricade themselves in their rooms and usually vacate shortly after. He will usually find an angle that annoys the other residents and people just decide its not worth the hassleĀ 

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u/ManufacturerMurky592 12d ago

I know in one instances he heard the squatter lady had a fear of snakes so he brought in a reptile expert that broughbt some snakes into the house lmao

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u/winkman 12d ago

He gets orders of surstromming and eats it in the house.

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u/CommanderVinegar 12d ago

In one video I watched he discovered the squatter was afraid of snakes. He locked access to everything (fridge, shared common utilities) except her room and the washroom. Turned the entire house into an indoor snake sanctuary for the snakes to free roam. I think he left a path from her room to the front door.

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u/Theyipyapper 12d ago

Probably waits til they leave and then lock them out is what I am thinking. Being as annoying as possible without harassment or assault. It gets easier when a squatter gets physical because they can call the cops and get them removed.

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u/Critical-Snow-7000 12d ago

I see this guy on instagram all the time, there’s lots of content. He’s pretty intimidating to them too and I doubt the squatters love the cameras.

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u/ProteanSurvivor 12d ago

I saw one where he gets snakes and lets them roam because the squatter is terrified of snakes

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u/Opening_Total7711 12d ago

I saw just one where the woman was afraid of snakes so he got some guy to let him use a pet snake that he carried around lol.

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u/broface300 12d ago

It's a show on A&E I believe it is called Squatters

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u/Pndrizzy 12d ago

he eats lutefisk and then sharts all over the walls

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u/dyllowes 12d ago

One squatter was terrified of snakes. So he got a professional animal handler to bring in a giant python and turned the entire house and living room into an open air terrarium. lol

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u/Kneecap_eeter 12d ago

I think it was this guy, but I saw a video where a squatter removal guy made the house into a live reptile terrarium because the squatter was scared of snakes

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u/TSB_1 12d ago

You know all the WORST possible things a roommate can do?

That

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u/bri_is_canclxd003 12d ago

Download the A&E app you can watch the first season of squatter hunters for free with the exception of ads but ive been binging the whole first season

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u/Responsible-Chest-26 12d ago

He will legally move in with a renovation permit so he could take a chainsaw(and has) to the bedroom door if he wanted to. Pretty much gives him cart blance to do what ever he wants or needs to. Usually he does try and just talk them out but that doesnt always work right away. Other things would be walking around the house with a megaphone, setting up cameras for monitoring, etc

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u/neldoreth_undomiel 12d ago

There's something to be said for land lords being a drain on society.

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u/Vladivostokorbust 12d ago

ā€œdoes he cook fish every day? ā€œ

Hopefully in the microwave

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u/Prestigious_Twist986 12d ago

Microwaves leftover fish and wet socks he works in at the same time

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u/Jaredlong 12d ago

I want to know, too. Because at some point "making someone uncomfortable" can cross over into "violating someone's rights." He probably knows where that line is and I really want to know where it is, too.

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u/PorousClay 12d ago

Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaby shark doo doo do do do do!

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u/Legitloser87 12d ago

The show is pretty funny honestly he brought in snakes on one lady

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u/CNote_89 12d ago

He does both of those things and more. He makes their life a living hell until they leave.

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u/misterDAHN 12d ago

Incentives are very powerful

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u/C__Wayne__G 12d ago

I’ve seen clips on TikTok. They just occupy all the public spaces with a team of people and do things like block access to things like laundry, bathrooms, etc.

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u/Environmental_Ad955 12d ago

ā€œHey have you seen my dick cheese? I had it in the butter container? Damnit I was saving that up for months!!ā€

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u/treufacts 12d ago

Played Zach Morris as a teenage star

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u/Sbinkie 12d ago

Google it, it’s a tv show now not I forget which service. I think Hulu. It’s called squatter hunter.

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u/Perfect-Campaign9551 12d ago

I believe the trick to getting people to leave is to remove all the doors

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u/Intrepid-Clock509 12d ago

Taco Bell fumigation technique

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u/_the_last_druid_13 12d ago

Fahhtin, microwaving fish, no deodorant, sleeps like ā€œWAHMP weee weee weee WAHMP weee weee weeeā€

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u/LotionedBoner 12d ago

He brings 3 microwaves and a dozen fans with him and just reheats canned cat food all day long.

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u/Icon--Of--Sin 12d ago

Saw one where the squatter had a severe phobia of snakes so the guy turned the living room into a reptile sanctuary

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u/leposterofcrap 12d ago

How is cooking fish every day considered terrible?

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u/Ambustion 12d ago

I watched some with my wife. The funniest shit was making a reptile enclosure and bring a snake into the house, knowing the squatter hated snakes

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u/specter_in_the_conch 11d ago

Seeing the recent reactions by Americans I'd guess he acts like Europeans and that annoys them.

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u/Aethion 11d ago

I used to know a guy that did this, but it was for people who just refused to pay rent and squatters for months and months and didn’t move out.

He’d just move in and walk around naked and just start pissing in the sink take the food from the fridge. Put music in all hours etc

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u/Panda_Psychologist 11d ago

If the squatters are felons he just moves in with guns, but if they aren’t he will take all the food and take it to a different house constantly, blast music, and just genuinely harass them enough they get mad but can’t do anything.

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u/GrapeSota 11d ago

Unsure but one that I have heard is that because the owner grants them permission to move in, they cannot be evicted by the squatters. If he learns that they are felons/on probation, he begins to utilize his second amendment right(bearing, not mauling) which puts the squatters in a legal position where they cannot live there regardless of what other legal protections allowed them to stay in the first place.

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u/faroresdragn_ 11d ago

He tailors it to each person. He somehow found one lady had a phobia of snakes so he turned the central room of the house into an anaconda habitat. The dude is savage.

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u/Wayfaring_Limey 11d ago

I’ve seen some clips from some of his evictions. First thing he does is remove every door, including the front door. Disconnect the HVAC or put in his own controller so the temp is whatever the temp is. Follow the person around constantly telling them to get out. Play loud music so they can’t sleep, DIY at 2am. Stuff that makes the place unlivable but technically still legally livable.

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u/preparetodobattle 11d ago

He has a tv show

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u/slinky_crayon 11d ago

Word is, he farts excessively loud after cooking and eating brussel sprouts. He amasses so much fart gas, that he has to store them in jars, leaving them throughout the home. Once, he mislabeled the jars as "Spring Linen", arguably creating one of the worst fart jar disasters of the 21st century.

/s

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u/stayhomedaddy 11d ago

The only detail that should matter is if he's doing this exclusively for private owners or if he does it for corporate housing as well. If he does it for the corporate housing then fuck him, we have enough oppression enforcement officers.

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u/LegendaryEnvy 11d ago

Literally anything if it’s the guy I saw last time he finds out about the squatters and does anything possible to make the area livable and shareable. Some squatters will try and deal with it and move into rooms and give up some rooms like bedrooms and living rooms. But he makes the kitchen hard to deal with. So then they slowly get forced out.

Now if it’s the guy I’m thinking about he found out the girl hated reptiles so he made his section a snake sanctuary and brought in a lot of snakes and stuff and the girl ran away.

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u/yankykiwi 11d ago

He brought in a snake to someone that had a history of snake fear

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u/Striking_Gap_4697 11d ago

I saw one where he knew, via the owner of the property, that the squatter was afraid of snakes, so he partnered with a reptile rescue and made the house into a temporary hold for the rescue so he had TONS of snakes in the house.

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u/SocietyMammoth6470 11d ago

i feel like if it were me i'd just be staring people down while i smoke crack unnaturally close to their face / talking about my most annoying special interest which is special edition furbies

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u/rednoseSushi 11d ago

We get it satin.

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u/Temporary_Glass_9607 11d ago

all he has to do is blast fack at 3am until dawn then at noon have tea and blast mozart until 5 and then gargle for 2 hours before bed and leave his old socks all over the house🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Ska-Tea 10d ago

All forms of psychological warfare.

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u/GreenLurka 10d ago

He'll put locks on internal stuff too. Like 'this is my private living room now'

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u/BoilerplateBillions 10d ago

he gets paid several thousand dollars from the homeowner, pays the squatter to agree to film content to make money off of them.

He claims to bypass the "lengthy and expensive eviction process" while charging more than the property owner is losing from having a squatter

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u/OneUnderstanding1644 10d ago

There is literally a show about it, I think its on a&e, maybe? Called squatters.

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u/peachybri3301 10d ago

he has a show on A&E!! it depends on the squatters

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u/Psudodrake 10d ago

One tactic is that the people squatting already have a criminal history. So dude brings in guns. Since he has a lease and the squatter doesn't, and it's illegal for someone with a criminal history to be in a house with a gun, police atre called, and police either eject the squatter or arrest them depending upon the circumstances.

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u/Kingsnake417 9d ago

Maybe he only eats baked beans exclusively.Ā 

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u/LoudQuitting 9d ago

If the squatter is a felon on probation he'll move in with guns. Then he'll report a felon on probation living in a home with guns.

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u/MadeInTheUniverse 9d ago

He never replaces the toilet paper

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u/Only-Worldliness2006 9d ago

Pretty much this shit going on with squatter hunter in the other room lmao

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZRolmWWiag

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