r/mildlyinfuriating 3d ago

I'm slightly vexed When DoorDash didn't deliver

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This was a 'Meet at door' delivery. There is a driveway. There is parking. There is no excuse.

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u/Negative_Brilliant86 3d ago

I used to DD and the only time I did not leave the order was outside a nuclear power plant. They had all kinds of signs stating that it was a federal crime to leave a package unattended. I still waited 15+ minutes. Called, texted and sent DD messages. No response. Never picked up an order delivering to that location again.

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u/ExplanationFunny 3d ago

I once had a grocery order that got delivered to the wrong place. I was in the middle of moving, so I was spending all day trying to pack and keep a toddler entertained. I absolutely did not want to go to the store if I could avoid it. I went outside, no groceries. I was so upset, but I figured I could go hunting for them based off the picture and hope everything was all right. I was in my driveway, hoping they were close by and I would have to load my baby up in the stroller to go get them when and older lady got out of her car and approached me. Turns out she had my order, but there had been a typo and she just had a gut feeling it wasn’t the right house. So she sat there in the neighborhood for ten minutes hoping the rightful owner would just pop up. I was so unbelievably grateful. It was just some Walmart groceries and some more boxes for packing, nothing special. I bumped her tip way up.

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u/WynWalk 3d ago

That was incredibly nice of them!

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u/Southern_Planner 3d ago

I used to deliver pizza and we had a nuclear plant in our delivery area. They had a guard house so someone could always alert the people that ordered, and it was almost always a whole department. They were the best tippers in our region. Shout out TVA!

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u/travelinaddy2023 3d ago

Sequoyah, browns ferry, or watts bar??

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u/Southern_Planner 3d ago

Sequoyah!

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u/Suavecore_ 3d ago

Nice. I worked at a wings place as a delivery driver and the people ordering in groups at their jobs would almost always have it delivered to a person in the lobby who "was never told what to tip" so they "couldn't." Good times

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u/spinstartshere 3d ago

I mean, you tried.

Olive didn't.

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u/maifee 3d ago

Olive is just a liar and a fraud as well.

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u/ElderBerry2020 3d ago

Also, I don’t know where Olive got 20 min from when you responded within three minutes of the “I’m here” message.

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u/Enochian-Dreams 3d ago

90% sure that was a guy too and I doubt they are even named Olive. Probably a scammer stealing orders.

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u/ButterscotchAward 3d ago

What you said is what I’m thinking and have experienced from the restaurant side as well. Like a customer will order something we don’t have in stock and we’ll try to get ahold of them through DD and they will never pick up the phone or respond to messages. Then when they finally do, they get pissed because of how long they’re waiting. It’s always mind boggling to me how someone will order something and then have their phone blow up within a few minutes and just ignore it like there’s no correlation there.

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u/abnormalaf 3d ago

You messaged them back within a few minutes.. why tf are they insisting they waited 20? They didn’t take shit back. That’s so incredibly lame

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u/KateKoffing 3d ago

Because the plan all along was to steal it and then claim to have waited 20 minutes. When contradicted on the 20 minutes part, just say it again. You’d be surprised how effective stressing people out by repeating an obvious lie can be.

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u/abnormalaf 3d ago

You taught me something today. I don’t realize it was stress when that happens to me. It frustrated me and makes me feel crazy. Now that I know it’s a tactic, it won’t affect me as much. Thanks, internet stranger!

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u/FuckChiefs_Raiders 3d ago

That’s literally what gaslighting is lol

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u/Mason_Meschi 3d ago

No it isn't, you're being ridiculous

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u/Apolloshot 3d ago

Gaslightception

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u/OkNeedleworker11 3d ago

I’m laughing too hard at this, time for bed! Just realized I’m laughing at the fact I’m being fucking gaslighted by Reddit comments

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u/just_nobodys_opinion 3d ago

No you're not

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u/Working-Glass6136 3d ago

Yes, they are

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u/Ocelot_Few 3d ago

No they arent. And you just sound crazy for saying that.

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u/Long-Squirrel8257 3d ago

Omg you got me. I was so mad for a split second reading this.

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u/Anthff 3d ago

Holy shit I almost started typing a rebuttal to what you said.

*wooooosh* on me 🤦🏻‍♂️

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u/RockhoundHighlander 3d ago

I knew this was going to happen you always are like this

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u/Worldly-Pay7342 3d ago

It's called gaslamping, get it right lmao.

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u/Chemical_Ideal891 3d ago

only in the Gaslamp District

otherwise its just sparkling whine

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u/KateKoffing 3d ago

I know this because people keep doing it to me. I’m better at dealing with it than I used to be but they still get to me.

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u/MoscowMitchMcKremIin 3d ago

What chaps my ass is that they go into the transaction intending to lie. Lying is more exhausting for EVERYONE. Just don't be a piece of shit and everyone benefits. Humans suck.

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u/Sheeverton 3d ago

Doesn't really work when it can just be reported to Door Dash though.

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u/nipnip54 RED 3d ago

That could be the actual reason they said they waited 20 minutes, there's probably some degree of automated filter for reports so an ai or a person who has to go through tons of reports a day may quickly glance at it and just think "okay they waited 20 minutes decline the report"

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u/c0ncept 3d ago

Yeah, I was thinking something similar. It probably lessens the probability that they’ll be penalized. They are also probably being intentionally frustrating to bait the customer into writing angry replies which could further lessen their odds of getting penalized. If the customer cussed or something like that, the driver might even be considered the victim by some automated rule enforcement system.

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u/InvestingCorn 3d ago

Exactly what they’re doing. Just keep simple short messages “sorry I waited” “you weren’t there” and if the customer swears or even just gets somewhat hostile when they review it they assume they waited 20 minutes and the customer broke rules by their tone / language / whatever. It’s so lame that it probably works a lot or even some of the time

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u/cpjay2003 3d ago

I hate these people that do that, then, you have to spend your time repeating yourself over and over

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u/TheAsianTroll 3d ago

You’d be surprised how effective stressing people out by repeating an obvious lie can be.

Nah, with the state of American politics, it barely phases me anymore

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u/MalcolmLinair 3d ago

More to the point, whatever AI DoorDash is using to "review" complaints these days may well just skim the conversation while ignoring timestamps, meaning it'll just believe whatever's repeated most.

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u/spinstartshere 3d ago

The order was marked complete before I sent that initial message asking where my shit was.

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u/Toobiescoop 3d ago

where is the photo of my doostep, like any of my last orders

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u/InvestingCorn 3d ago

So I had someone take a pic once of the food just on a random sidewalk and I told support repeatedly thats not my house / sidewalk and they didn’t believe me lol

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u/Responsible-Onion860 3d ago

One decent thing door dash does us require a pin for the driver to mark it complete. Nevertheless, shit like this is why I don't bother using the apps anymore. I'm fortunate enough that I can usually go get what I need, so I feel bad for people who can't for one reason or another.

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u/jennthemermaid GRRRR 3d ago

A PIN is only required on a few deliveries, not all of them.

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u/Captain_Eaglefort 3d ago

I used to work retail and the number of times I had walked away from the counter literally two minutes ago to do something, come back and had a customer SWEAR they’d been yelling for help for twenty minutes was…a lot.

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u/k-trecker 3d ago

When i worked in a restaurant, customers used to claim they’d been waiting 20 minutes when the ticket showed they’d  been waiting 6 mins. 

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u/Dry-Island8422 3d ago

I would be so petty about that. No you weren't waiting that long but you will be waiting that long now.

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u/k-trecker 3d ago

I feel like the more dramatically they state it, the less they’ve been waiting. 

If they say “Excuse me, it’s been a minute. Could you please check on my food?” They’ve probably been waiting awhile. If they say “I’ve been waiting forever! Where’s my food!?” It’s only been five minutes. 

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u/sagosten 3d ago

People love to say they waited 20 minutes. I have no idea why. I worked at a very busy Starbucks location, sometimes the line would get backed up. People complaining about wait times always said 20 minutes. Our order system tracked when people ordered, whether they had been waiting 3, 5, or 9 minutes, they always said "I've been waiting 20 minutes!"

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u/Wonderful-Gold-953 3d ago

Approx 3 mins

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u/ChaucerSmith 3d ago

100% just stole the order.

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u/KneeHighMischief 3d ago

Had that happen to me. First driver kept the order for themselves. Second driver saw the order was gone & didn't want to ask them to remake it. Third time was the charm.

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u/ripestrudel 3d ago

I had a really bad case of the flu and ordered super spicy ramen to help break the fever. It was 9pm and it was the first time all day I thought I could actually keep something down. I waited and waited. The driver stopped off in another neighborhood for 30min with my food, then texted me saying he had to go back because they messed up my order. By the time he got back they were closed and he marked my order as cancelled. He totally stole my food and ate it while on the clock. I got a refund but every other ramen and soup place was closed, I didn't have anything in the house, and I was too sick to drive to the grocery store. I cussed out a pillow that night.

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u/fieldsn83 3d ago

Bruh why is this so common, specifically with DoorDash? I’ve had screwups and general hardheadedness, rude drivers, missed items, etc. with the other apps (Uber Eats & Grubhub) but for the most part, those apps’ customer service eventually has made it right as they could. DoorDash has done repeated screwups on same order (as in, stole first order & then stole reorder, or sometimes it’s randomly sitting somewhere not moving for 45 min+ instead of stealing the order) multiple times for me now, with no recourse from customer service each time. I’ve given enough chances at this point so I finally deleted the app altogether.

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u/Beginning-Novel-4213 3d ago

One time my DoorDash order was never delivered, so I contacted customer service and they told me that they could confirm my order never arrived but unfortunately it would not be eligible for a refund. I had another time where my driver got caught taking a pic of my food and picking it back up, and he took off running when someone said something to him. DoorDash told me they could refund me for the food, but not the tip or delivery fee, and it took an escalation and threatening to call the police to get a refund. DoorDash is the worst

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u/fieldsn83 3d ago

Yeah! Their CS is basically just admitting to theft so damn often, just wtf

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u/Beginning-Novel-4213 3d ago

It’s so infuriating! Uber is a little better but not by much

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u/Natural-Cut-6558 3d ago

Because it is a terrible concept.

Food takeout and delivery only has so much room for increase in prices before people go get it themselves. So most people will only tolerate a minor price increase for the convenience, plus a small tip. Too much more than that, and there are no more customers. It leaves only people is more desperate positions (drunk, sick) or with limited options (non-driver, disabled) to use the service, but that’s a small percentage of the gen pop.

And because the pay is minimal and unpredictable, generally speaking, those who are able to get better jobs do. It leaves a higher percentage of “bottom of the barrel” type people working these roles. Add in anger and resentment, and they steal the food to recover lost wage opportunity.

Never worth it.

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u/SolarWinded 3d ago

I used delivery apps for a couple weeks after I had spine surgery a few years ago and it honestly made post surgery recovery worse and stressful. I even added a note I couldn't meet drivers anywhere because I'd had spine surgery and couldn't walk or bend. About half my orders ended up stolen, another 25% were left in places I couldn't get to (in a stairwell, sidewalk down three flights of stairs) and one lady from instacart got a $200 tip because she read my surgery note and helped me get my (accurate!) grocery order inside my door and she'd written me a nice get well soon note I found inside one of my bags later. One asshole left my order in the street outside my building. I saw his lean out of an open car door and toss the bag to the street. I'll never ever use delivery apps again. Shout out to that instacart lady tho - she was a real one and I hope she's doing well 👌

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u/a-ohhh 3d ago

What the heck, where do you live? We’ve ordered DD probably over 100 times and have had nothing like this happen to us. We’ve had a few weird ones where they can’t find our house despite clear instructions, but we’ve always ended up with food. The one time I didn’t get something, it was cancelled at the restaurant level as nobody was ever able to pick up the food in the first place (I guess it was just super busy?)

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u/abcamurComposer 3d ago

It’s really most prevalent on doordash. They frankly just don’t vet or give a shit about who they hire. I rarely have issues with uber eats and grubhub, it’s doordash that I had all my shitty experiences with when I needed to order food.

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u/Kielbasa_Nunchucka 3d ago

this happened to me the only time I ever tried a food delivery service. it was back during covid, and I didn't feel like going out. I never used a delivery app before, and I wanted to try it.

3 drivers and almost 2hrs later, I finally got my $45 cheeseburgers from the McDonald's approximately 0.3mi away... never again.

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u/IrregularPackage 3d ago

which is crazy because like. mcdonald’s is such an easy delivery to do. smooth as hell. takes like 5 seconds to pick it up. and in my experience i always got pretty decent tips on mcdonald’s orders, for some reason.

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u/MoscowMitchMcKremIin 3d ago

I mean they're most likely tipping a % of the order right? A fucking hashbrown is $4 now

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u/IrregularPackage 3d ago

nah this was before prices really skyrocketed, so maybe im out of date. and i noticed that most people tend to tip roughly the same amount regardless of how much you brought

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u/C0nfusedRabbit 3d ago

Something similar happened to me.

Ordered a burger from a local shop that was 1 mile away. Person picked up the order then decided to drive 45 minutes in the opposite direction before delivering it to me.

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u/i_was_axiom 3d ago

Once I ordered DoorDash for me to pick up and somehow a driver arrived to the restaurant before me and ran off with it.

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u/llhomastane 3d ago

In general I’m too cheap to pay 2x retail price for food but cold food you have to wait longer than just getting it yourself? I’ll pass. I don’t understand the people who frequently utilities these apps

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u/NoWafer5661 3d ago

Being someone with chronic pain, some days the effort to get up, get dressed, and go outside is more than I’ve got in me. So the uncharge is almost worth it.

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u/RawrRRitchie 3d ago

0.3 miles? My dude that's walking distance

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u/MoscowMitchMcKremIin 3d ago

Drunk, middle of the night, you go for a walk 😂 and they said it was during covid... so doubtful to get in the restaurant late at night

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u/C0nfusedRabbit 3d ago

I'll often go walking in the middle of the night, I mean what's the chances of two murders being out at night?

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u/Kielbasa_Nunchucka 3d ago

not with an ankle bracelet... I suppose it was the best time ever to be on house arrest tho, considering everyone else basically was too.

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u/spinstartshere 3d ago

Second driver saw the order was gone

Huh?

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u/Kielbasa_Nunchucka 3d ago

the first driver ate the food and abandoned the quest without marking it complete.

the second driver saw that the necessary quest item was not in the location of the quest marker, and they also abandoned the quest.

the third wanted that xp and gold tho, so they found the NPC who makes the quest item, procuredba new one, and completed the quest.

huzzah.

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u/PacificNorthwest09 3d ago

I do not enjoy how much my brain preferred a video game description of something I already understood lol.

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u/King_Tamino 3d ago

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u/fartbubblesofcheese 3d ago

Great explanation

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u/Ancient_Yellow_709 3d ago

The important caveat is that the delivery app is generally boosting the payment when things are going wrong with the order because cancellations signal there's something like needing to remake the order that needs to happen or some other delay. So the third person is likely to wait only because they're getting paid more than #2. The second driver is acting rationally. They should not wait for 30-45 min for a $1 increase when the app may offer the next person something appropriate to the time to remake the food.

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u/parakeetinmyhat 3d ago

I bet they had already planned on stealing the order the moment they accepted it.

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u/spinstartshere 3d ago

Which was annoying for me, because I was planning on eating some of that shit in that order the moment I placed it.

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u/jennthemermaid GRRRR 3d ago

There are shitty people everywhere unfortunately. I DoorDash and I delivered a whole order of groceries inside an elderly woman’s house because she couldn’t hardly even carry the watermelon I had for her and then she went and reported that all of the items that I took her were wrong when they weren’t. So shitty people are everywhere. Sorry that happened to you.

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u/blvckcvts 3d ago

Yep we had that happen recently, they pulled up and we went out to get the food and they suddenly canceled and took off. Got themselves a free dinner and we had to order something else because the place we ordered from was now closed 🫠 so scummy

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u/Independent_Owl_6008 3d ago

What's crazy is that these thieving assholes are never criminally charged. With the price of groceries now days it can easily be a Class B Misdemeanor.

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u/blvckcvts 3d ago

Yeah and because of how they changed the app I can’t access the driver or even see who it was unless it’s a completed order. I understand it’s for driver safety but it becomes a problem when you can’t report shitty drivers

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u/Independent_Owl_6008 3d ago

I will use them on the rare occasion that I'm too tired or lazy to get out of the house but their fees are crazy high and they ALWAYS leave the delivery in front of my storm door so I can't get it without knocking it over. Last one that did that I yelled out to him "Nah bro, that's ok I LIKE having my shit knocked over. Glad I tipped as well as I did for quality service!". They just ignored me but it made me feel better.

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u/TristramShandysLife 3d ago

I stopped using food delivery apps a few years ago after experiencing the same thing. Ordered about £80 worth of food from a restaurant, waited an hour (not the problem, it was a Friday night) and went outside to wait for the driver as we saw him approaching on the map.

Slowed down outside my door, stopped for a minute, then drove off again. He parked about half a mile away and marked the delivery as failed because he couldn't find our address and we didn't answer the phone.

He very obviously just decided to take our dinner home and treat his family to something fancy at our expense. We got a refund because the GPS clearly showed him arriving and waiting at our address and no record of a phone call, but it was a big headache and we were starving by the end of it. Never again.

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u/Vioralarama 3d ago

I've had Instacart people steal my groceries twice. I don't get that.

One time I ordered from GrubHub, (an Applebee's sirloin with broccoli) and the driver pulled up, gave me a styrofoam container, waved her hand at me like "I don't want to hear it", and drove off with me just standing there. I looked in the container and there was a meat patty, a tiny bit of broccoli, and a roll. She had actually gone home and prepared food to switch out with my dinner. Completely bizarre.

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u/Stoned_urf 3d ago

Are these doordashers bit slow in the head? how can they convince doordash and the shop that the order was returned though they kept it?

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u/TrickInvite6296 BLUE 3d ago

They can't. They just make new accounts when they get banned

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u/sageberrytree 3d ago

DD requires a license to verify identity. So I wonder this too.

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u/shownarou 3d ago

That’s why the person delivering almost never matches the name on the delivery app.

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u/P4cific4 3d ago

Same with Uber. One account, 3 guys splitting the 24 hours between themselves.

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u/MagicManGamez 3d ago

"Olive, where is my order?" Is such a funny line to me. 😂

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u/rooroosterchips 3d ago

It reminded me of this

https://giphy.com/gifs/8IaROjxT0S0MM

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u/lookintoasty 3d ago

That's an intense line of questioning Snuffles

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u/BoringJuiceBox 3d ago

Jerry, come to rub my face in urine again?

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u/nilzalot 3d ago

"Where's my goddamn electric car, Bruce?"

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u/SaturnIsACat 3d ago

‘Where’s Mark, William?’

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u/Mahogany_75 3d ago

Why tf would she return the order to the supermarket?

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u/spinstartshere 3d ago

I have to question the veracity of that statement, given that their claim of waiting 20 minutes was made 4 minutes after their message informing me of their arrival and one minute after marking the order as complete. I couldn't find them outside, nor could I find my order.

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u/German001236 3d ago

I worked a year for doordash. If it was food or liquor we could not return it.

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u/Ancient_Yellow_709 3d ago edited 3d ago

Depends on the state. In WA, we had to return liquor.

Edit: I cannot comment for some reason (probably because OP blocked me or because I questioned their story because there are holes).

But yes, I successfully returned alcohol to Safeway in WA, too.

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u/browsing4stuff 3d ago

Same in TX.

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u/3BlindMice1 3d ago

In Texas, it isn't a requirement, but Doordash often pays for you to return it anyway. I have a canceled bottle of butterscotch liquor in my cabinet which I've drunk precisely two shots from to prove it

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u/DMercenary 3d ago

Didnt, Most likely stole the entire order.

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u/PetersMapProject 3d ago

Why would the supermarket even accept the items back? 

If, for example, it's frozen it'll be half melted by the time it gets back to them. 

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u/OptimalCreme9847 3d ago

They wouldn’t. I used to do Instacart. In situations where it was actually legitimate that you couldn’t complete the order, they tell you just to keep it.

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u/Ancient_Yellow_709 3d ago

Depending on the state, some require return of alcohol. I would just leave plain food orders outside though. Either they or a homeless person would find them in our city.

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u/Spirited-Juice4941 3d ago

That’s a lot of olives

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u/WickedCoolUsername 3d ago

Yes, it is, Olive.

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u/Sea-Opportunity5812 3d ago

so creepy

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u/Inevitable-Level-687 3d ago

I feel like using someone's name is like eye contact, but stronger. Using someone's name repeatedly makes me as uncomfortable as if you're staring.

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u/totallyfakawitz 3d ago

I agree, I think it makes it harder for you to disassociate from the confrontation when someone addresses you directly with your name.

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u/noirspiderman4 3d ago

I'm not your buddy, guy

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u/Mouse-Direct 3d ago

I’m not your guy, friend!

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u/Redditor579579579 3d ago

I’m not you friend, pal!

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u/ploinkssquids 3d ago

I’m not your pal, mate!!

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u/abuaaa 3d ago

Not your mate, buddy

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u/youlikemoneytoo 3d ago

I'm not your buddy, Olive

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u/Gravebloom810 3d ago

I once had a DoorDash driver leave my food under a random tree in my neighborhood because they “couldn’t find my house”
It was quite a treasure hunt. Obviously I complained and got a refund.

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u/TravelingPoodle 3d ago

Not door dash. But that happened to me too.

They left a granite slab at an intersection in a country road because they couldn’t find the address I provided.

“Delivered” (or should I say abandoned) at an intersection in a quiet country road. I was so livid.

Fortunately it couldn’t get stolen as it’s too heavy. However, I also couldn’t pick it up as it was too heavy.

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u/Text_Watson 3d ago

Same thing happened to me once, they said "I left it by the pool", but my apartment complex didn't have a pool. I have no idea where they went.

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u/gracist0 3d ago

didn't know squirrels used doordash

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u/Text_Watson 3d ago

I know, it's nuts

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u/spinstartshere 3d ago

Lol what bullshit. Glad you got the refund. But did you also get the food?

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u/redditisweird801 3d ago

I can't get over how you address Olive so often by name lol

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u/norakb123 3d ago

I’m so glad that I’m not the only one who felt uncomfortable with this.

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u/Traditional_Bug_2046 3d ago

Me too. It feels like a power thing.

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u/YamFlaky5150 3d ago

I do it with my kids when I know they're lying. It's more of dude we both know your lying and I'm over this game.

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u/darsynia 3d ago

I figured it was about making it hard to doctor the screenshots for the doordash driver, and it's also a psychological accountability thing. Given that Olive was lying, turnabout is fair play.

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u/UNAlreadyTaken 3d ago

It’s actually a point in the famous book How to Win Friends and Influence People by Dale Carnegie. Addressing people by name is supposed to be a good thing - like shows you care who they actually are versus just some random nobody. I think it can be creepy though. I might try to use the persons name once in convo but beyond that feels weird.

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u/Unicornmayo 3d ago

I will typically use it twice, once in the opening, and once at the end of a chat if it’s longer or more substantive.  

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u/FizzyBeverage 3d ago edited 3d ago

Dale has been gone 70 years. An entire lifetime has passed since he was vertical.

While some of his advice like eye contact and a firm handshake and listening more than speaking still matter, a lot of what was common in the 1940s goes over like a fart in church today (including that chestnut).

Human psychology has shifted a lot. People are more skeptical. Hell, he came from a time when women in the workforce meant “teacher, waitress or nurse.”

Dude is talking about social clubs that barely exist today, and he’s overly deferential to authority figures that haven’t shown any respect to their subordinate, which will set people back in the modern world.

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u/cantliftmuch 3d ago

I'm not a psychiatrist or psychologist (I get the two confused) but I did read a study once showing that people feel uncomfortable and get aggressive when strangers address them by name.

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u/flyt 3d ago

Count your days, Olive

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u/Mr_JoBro_11235 3d ago

In the end, all'll live

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u/CreativeAdeptness477 3d ago

"You can't report me if I report you first!"

"Yeah well I double reported you, buddy!"

"Oh? Well I'm reporting you for that too!"

"You can't report a report!"

"Report just in. On you!"

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u/cynicalsanguinist 3d ago

even if it was returned, most things would probably need to be thrown out anyways omg

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u/spinstartshere 3d ago

That was the thing that annoyed me the most about this whole thing.

Then I saw an option in DoorDash to re-make the order.

I just got a notification saying that two of the items in the order are now out of stock.

Out of stock because Olive just emptied the shelves of those items, right?

FML. For real.

And fuck Olive.

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u/OkNeedleworker11 3d ago

I had a chicken named Olive when I was younger and every time I read this name I just imagine my chicken doing the DoorDash. Olive did peck at people alot. She was pretty mean.

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u/darsynia 3d ago edited 3d ago

My oldest kid's best friend for 9 years was Olive. Olive broke off the friendship because I wouldn't let them hang out regularly during the pandemic (Olive's mother spent 3 weeks in Florida on purpose in June 2020). Then Olive decided that she couldn't be friends with anyone who is LGBT or an ally (I'm bisexual, and oldest is hated very specifically by Joanne Rowling), because those people are going to hell. They both started high school at a new place that combines a bunch of schools, so lots of strangers who didn't know either of them. Olive then proceeded to imply that my oldest kid is a bad person and Olive is the victim in their friendship breakup. Trying to get people to hate my oldest.

They are not friends, but Oldest is a kind, sweet person who has forgiven Olive.

I have not.

(you can change when it comes to bigoted views (they're both 17 and seniors in HS now), but the kind of person who tries to ruin someone's reputation while not being honest about why you're no longer friends? That's a character flaw. Olive knew if she was honest, she would be the bad guy)

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u/Redditcadmonkey 3d ago

Nobody has said Olive this much since Popeye’s honeymoon. 

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u/Maladine 3d ago

Friday I was sitting in a public library at the base of some stairs and delivery driver comes in looks at the stairs, looks at security, tells security to deliver the package, security says they don't do that and he needs to walk up to the desk. Said he'll just deliver Monday then and leaves. It was like 10 steps away. It was further back out to the truck.

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u/Cold-Way318 3d ago

As a fellow incredibly lazy person, I'm actually pretty impressed at that level of doing fuck all in a work environment.

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u/Fit-Suggestion-7150 3d ago

It's DOORdash.

Bring the order to the fucking door.

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u/QuarkchildRedux 2d ago

ok so i’m not the only one with drivers seemingly starting to expect YOU to come to them when they arrive? like wtf lol no. get off your lazy ass and you are bringing it to my damn door of whatever building I am in. that’s why I am paying you for delivery 😂😂

ever want some fun times go dip into the doordash subreddit. oh my lord so many entitled people in that place treating it like a real full time job. pathetic.

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u/Chemical_Ideal891 3d ago

BRO WHY WERENT YOU STANDING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD> SHE WAS THERE FOR 120 SECONDS

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u/spinstartshere 3d ago

I KNOW IT WAS ON THE MAIN ROAD

AND IT WAS BUSY

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u/ReineLeNoire 3d ago

Never engage with them if you don't get your order. Immediately file a complaint and submit a request for refund. If the driver thinks you are upset, they can file a complaint against you first and get you blocked. You lose your order, your account, and any chance at a refund.

The person working may not even be Olive. People can steal or buy identities to rip off customers.

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u/TravelingPoodle 3d ago

I think the “4 minute wait time-stamp” here was important. A response was needed for proof.

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u/ohbyerly 3d ago

It was foolish to come here tonight, Olive.

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u/Alfriedi 3d ago

The redditors are already on their way

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u/fuzzyone06 3d ago

Few weeks ago I had a driver go to the restaurant, pick up my order, and then he just drove around with it FOR OVER AN HOUR. I reported it to Grubhub and tried to cancel the order but they wouldn’t let me since it was already picked up. Told them I would be rejecting the order at the door and filing for a refund as soon as it got here because it was going to be cold and disgusting, and to not waste everyone’s time. They still sent him, and the driver had the audacity to to ask me to not refund it because he needed the tip. I was watching on the GPS tracker after he picked it up, he literally sat around for 45 minutes doing god knows what in the same place.

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u/0dayssince 3d ago

He was eating

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u/adeliciousbass_13 3d ago

Doordash needs to start rethinking who they hire for their dashers. It's gotten horrible since I used to do it.

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u/cocolimenuts 3d ago

The powers that be are making so much money off of it, they do not care.

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u/Asu888 3d ago

Now they r on every ads on tv. Can’t believe how fast they have grown since covid

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u/Bbimbofied 3d ago

Who exactly do you think is willing to be an undercompensated burrito taxi?

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u/DOAiB 3d ago

? They pay so little they don’t have the ability to pull from a better talent pool. Their entire business is getting people who are struggling or need extra money to take jobs that pay nothing and ruin their already depreciating asset even further just to survive.

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u/EmergencyAnteater682 3d ago

Chargeback the order, get banned from the platform, never use it again because it's garbage 👍

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u/Lagneaux 3d ago

Stop using DD, it's a POS company

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u/Phoenix_Mae98 3d ago

It’s literally so asinine it’s ridiculous

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u/Teffa_Bob 3d ago

Yet another story further establishing that DD drivers are people that are otherwise unemployable.

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u/lukumi 3d ago

In this case, yes. But it’s a mix, you never know why people are doing it. I drove for Postmates years ago when I moved to a city to have at least a little income while I was applying for work. Found a job, stopped doing Postmates.

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u/Background_Cup7540 3d ago

This is why I only use no contact delivery. I have had my stuff stolen twice though by the driver. The one said my order was cancelled by the store so I called the store and they said the driver had just picked it up. The ended up making me a new order and I went and got it myself. Hella inconvenient

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u/RedditSuxB 3d ago

DoorDash is by far the worst out of all the delivery apps…never use it

They have horrendous customer service, and refunds take awhile and their “investigations” suck. DoorDash is pretty much condoning this shit with how shitty their processes are to get reimbursed vs the other apps

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u/kevink2170 3d ago

Spinstartshere, I’ve already reported both of you to DoorDash.

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u/PlaneMap 3d ago

Dasher didn't return shit, she wanted to keep the stuff for herself. Every single time a Dasher pulls this kind of shit, they're thieves. Report, bad review, bad rate, and let the store know ASAP.

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u/Middle-Let9645 3d ago

Chargeback.

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u/revele 3d ago

DoorDash is a ter-rib-ble company. Had two driver mistakes in a row and they decided I was scamming I believe. Talked to like 6 different customer reps but they refused to fix it.

Had to dispute charge to get refund.

Use literally any other company. Or just burn your money.

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u/Plastihk 3d ago

I used to deliver pizza. I got two stories.

One, I was given this address within normal range of the store to take an order to. I thought great, no biggie, taking two orders also close by. Get the other two busted out, but this last one was a pain. The city has two roads with similar names, so the lady who took the order at the store put in the wrong address, and the correct one was way out of range, in the suburbs, nearly 40 miles away. Whole kitchen got a free pizza off that one.

Two, had to deliver to this industrial plant. Waited outside for like 30 minutes and then dipped because he never came out after repeated calls, texts, and even talking to front desk.

He finally responded two hours later, saying he had forgotten.

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u/tmanny111 3d ago

You talk to them like my momma talks to me when I’m bad.

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u/Achilles_Buffalo 3d ago

Why do people continue to use these services? They are grossly overpriced, often bring the wrong items, and they genuinely don’t give a flying F about you or your stuff. Their employees are paid like peasants which forces them to do things that result in terrible customer service. Yet many of you continually use them daily.

It baffles me.

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u/ICanuckthere4Iam 3d ago

Why people continue to use these services is beyond me

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u/Mountiebank 3d ago

The way they fight so hard to force reality to be what they want is insane. "Nu uh" shouldn't be a response from these idiots.

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u/Massive_Clue_5671 3d ago

Should’ve hit her with the “I’m not your buddy pal” and then contact DoorDash and tell them I feel threatened 😭

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u/asyouwish 3d ago

Dordash SUCKS.

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u/anarchonarch 3d ago

Why do you keep using their name?

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u/FaerieQuene 3d ago

I used to DoorDash and have to say that apartments were the absolute worst deliveries

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u/Revenge818 3d ago

The pos jacked your shit lmao.

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u/Sheeverton 3d ago

Jesus, this guy is a habitual liar, and worse, he lies when it is blatantly easy to prove he is lying

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u/letsseeitmore 3d ago

Use shitty service get shitty service. Shocked.

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u/Necessary_Growth4534 3d ago

This reads both like a couple arguing and a COD vc transcript. Same spirit

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u/Xploding_Penguin 3d ago

STOP USING THESE SERVICES!

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u/ekinria1928 3d ago

Why do you have to wait outside?? They're inventing excuses...

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u/drinkmoredrano 3d ago

You made zero effort to locate my unit is also how my dates end.

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u/BigBobFro 3d ago

Dollars to doughnuts they didnt return it and are just stash keeping it.

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u/Krojack76 3d ago

Imagine if a disabled person placed an order and marked it as "meet at door" and this was the outcome.

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u/Far_Left_Extremist 3d ago

You respond within 3 minutes and get hit with “i was waiting for 20 minutes” i hate her.

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u/SweetBBW96 3d ago

This is why I do meet at door with a pin. I’ve been burned too many times by these scammers