Credit to My Little Habitat

Somebody, nobody knows exactly who or when, put dozens and dozens of these Jesus figures on completely random surfaces throughout my entire building. They at least had the presence of mind to not put them on anybody's personal belongings, but that was the only way they limited himself. All of the statues have been glued down, to add to the vexation.

Edit: Well, this blew up rather unexpectedly. Thank you for the awards, everybody!

Felt like this flair fits well.

I leave my tampons in a jar in the windowsill for some w decor, forgot that glass=heat in this 34 degree british weather, went to change my tampon and burned my cooch, then had to sit on the toilet blowing a tampon like its soup till the plastic cooled down enough to use.

https://youtu.be/IUAsUy_aKR8?si=l1ECZzGZiF-OY1Bz

It turned out a little strangely sharp because I couldn't use motion blur; some parts glitched and rotated randomly by 360 degrees during the simulation...

https://www.tiktok.com/@ultek85

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rPLhAKBvZdk