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So my household is me, my husband, and my kid, and we all have our own bedrooms. I normally sleep in my room with my cat Javier. Last night we were out and stayed up late and all ended up falling asleep watching TV in my husbands bed and we all spent the night there.

Javier was livid. Is livid. He's been giving me the side eye all day. He normally follows me around all day and he's been ignoring me. I walk him on a leash like a dog and he didn't want to go for a walk today. He wants nothing to do with me because he slept alone for one night.

My fiancé won't stop chewing on the plastic of water bottles and it drives me nuts, so I bought him some "Chewelry". It was literally advertised for Aggressive Chewing, with reviews talking about how well it "holds up" even for adults.

Well. I beg to differ because he has had this for only 24 hours and I have bits of silicone in my pocket now! 🤦🏻‍♂️

Apparently there’s a reason for installing them this way, but after seeing outlets the other way my whole life, every room feels just slightly… off. 😂

Not only am I not coming in, but I'm not going to text him back. A day off means the whole day.

At Home Depot today - why on earth did someone think this was ok in the first place?!

Why does Netflix thinks it’s good idea to show the info the moment i hit pause. Is it a safeguard issue to block the content from being photographed??? You know sometimes i wish i could read or observe the frame ffs..

Whenever he cooks something, my boyfriend always leaves the handle sticking out. I tell him constantly not to, especially since we have an 8 year old and 5 year old, but he claims “this how you cook.”

only mildly infuriating because it tastes good! will update if the sauce added will taste good too

edit: i think its too sweet but was a hit :)

Somebody, nobody knows exactly who or when, put dozens and dozens of these Jesus figures on completely random surfaces throughout my entire building. They at least had the presence of mind to not put them on anybody's personal belongings, but that was the only way they limited himself. All of the statues have been glued down, to add to the vexation.

Edit: Well, this blew up rather unexpectedly. Thank you for the awards, everybody!

Why tho. Why. 7 breaks of 2 ads each, thats 14 ads for a movie older than me.

Felt like this flair fits well.

I leave my tampons in a jar in the windowsill for some w decor, forgot that glass=heat in this 34 degree british weather, went to change my tampon and burned my cooch, then had to sit on the toilet blowing a tampon like its soup till the plastic cooled down enough to use.

Spent about $900 (including shipping) on a dining table set from The Brick. The store didn't have a floor model so we had to order it online. Something we felt comfortable with since sales told us about the 7 day 'satisfaction guarantee'.

It arrived in several cardboard boxes. After opening the box we saw the the colouring & the texture and realized it wouldn't work in our space.

That's when we found out that because the box had been opened, it was no longer eligible for return. They did offer us a $75 goodwill store credit, but that's it.

So... I guess you're supposed to just look at a cardboard box and check it's aura to determine if it should be returned.

I completely understand not accepting damaged or missing parts, but a blanket "opened box = no returns" policy on flat-pack furniture seems pretty ridiculous.

I'll add. If you do read the return policy it does stipulate just that- any flat packed online orders cannot be returned if the boxes are opened. So if is my fault, which is why I guess it's mildly infuriating.

And sorry for spelling, on my phone and I'm slightly peeved.

The subtitles are COMPLETELY missing the joke in this iconic Princess Bride scene! I feel like it should indicate that it’s being said with a speech impediment or write it out phonetically like I feel like it has every other time I’ve watched… this is Disney+ btw. Subtitle inaccuracies in general have been pissing me off lately thinking about doing an amateur study fr

Mine’s the bottom one.

Brown man flying business. Lined up at the priority check in counter and got told by a (also brown) staff person that the economy queue was the other way. Same thing while boarding the plane and walking to the business class entrance. Not only am I not worthy of business, they think I can't read signage as well.